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Joined 01-21-11, id: 2714856, Profile Updated: 01-15-14
Author has written 9 stories for Warriors, Maximum Ride, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hola. I'm a very boring person of the name of Morgan. So, about me. As previously mentioned, my name is Morgan. I have one friend. Her name is Shelby. So, there's that. I have four cats and two dogs, play violin, a little bit of the piano, a littler bit of the guitar and a microscopic bit of cello, but I want to switch from violin to cello now that it will fit in the car. I speak two languages, English and Sarcastic. I'm a grammar Nazi, and love to read and write. I'm also prone to sickness and leg injury. I love Fall Out Boy because they are the best band ever. I'm absolutely obsessed with Hetalia. Seriously. Awesomeness. That was kinda boring and kudos to whoever read through that whole thing. Virtual cookie goes to you.

Name- Morgan

Gender- Female

Hair Color- Brown

Eye Color- Brownish hazelish greenish- it changes

B-day- December 6

Age- 14

College- I'm in middle school.

Interests- Writing, reading, watching Hetalia.

What's your personality like?

Eccentric, sardonic, sometimes very annoying (I'm trying to fix that) And not to mention, SEX JOKES!

What's it like being you?

Well, for the past three years, things have been falling apart at the seams, but I have a friend who help me through it. :D

If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be?

Hmmm... Jayfeather. BLIND, SARCASTIC MEDICINE CAT WHO READS MINDS LIKE A BOSS!

Anything else?

Today sucked. And I love MR. And Hetalia.

I have four cats named Bracken, Frost, Sealy, and Nikko.

I have two dogs named Fozzie Bear and Bocephus, called Bo.


Abandoned link(s)

http://alibaba.com/img/pb/194/566/378/378566194_418.jpg

Time for copy and pastes, cause I have the time to copy and paste things.

America (Alfred F. Jones)

You love hamburgers

You think you're awesome

You love to invent things (x)

You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films

You can seem to be very brash to other people (x)

You have a tendency to stick your nose into other people's business

You're terrified of ghosts

You know aliens exist

You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time

You wear glasses (x)

(3/10)

England (Arthur Kirkland)

You like tea (x)

You were quite tough as a kid (x)

You're very sarcastic and cynical (x)

Your cooking is awful

You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (x)

...But you refuse to believe in aliens

You have tried doing black magic before (Not necessarily black magic...) (x?)

You get drunk quite easily

When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy

You're good at embroidery

(5/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

You're very affectionate (x)

You think you have a great fashion sense

You like wine

You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears

You love red roses (x)

When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women (x)

You're very proud of yourself

You love culture and the arts (x)

You're very flamboyant (x)

You say you're a gourmet

(5/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

You had a very sad childhood (x)

You're very tall (x)

You have a tendency to switch between personalities (x)

You wear a scarf all the time

You love sunflowers

You love vodka

You can seem intimidating to other people (x)

You're very strong (x)

You have a big nose

You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(5/10)

China (Wang Yao)

You're very mature (x)

You're very superstitious (If being convinced the world runs on irony, then yes.) (x)

You're very religious

You love pandas

You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes

You love Hello Kitty

You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously

You do work hard (x)

You're good at drawing

You like sweets (x)

(4/10)

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

You were bullied a lot in your childhood (x)

You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit (x)

You're very happy-go-lucky (x)

You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies

You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up

You're a good artist

You can be clumsy at times (x)

You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something (x)

If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

You would surrender in a war situation

(5/10)

Germany (Ludwig)

You're very stoic and serious

Sausages are your favorite foods

You like to walk dogs/your dog

Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case (x)

You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T

You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules

You work very hard (x)

Your alone time is your 'happy time'

You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people (x)

You've had issues with money once or twice (Or three times. Or eighty-millions times. Or are having them right now...) (x)

(4/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

You're very mature (x)

You think everything over before saying it

You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one

You isolated yourself during childhood

You became very successful in a short amount of time

You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (x)

You can seem cold/aloof to other people

You're good at practical tasks

You need time to adjust to new people (x)

You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person (x) (Oh yes. I love anime and manga. Merp. Understatement much. XD)

(3/10)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

You are very well-raised

You're polite (x)

You love classical music (x)

You like cake (x)

You have a mole on your face (x)

You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (...x)

You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (x)

You've composed music before. (x)

You tend to call people 'morons' (x)

You wear glasses (x)

(9/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

You're often ignored by people (x)

You look younger than you actually are

You love hockey (x)

You love polar bears (x)

You hate fighting (x)

You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy

You often get mistaken for someone else

You feel under-appreciated (x)

You're bilingual

You always carry a bear with you

(5/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

You have a potty-mouth (...x)

You like to wear flowers in your hair

You used to be a very tough kid (x)

You're very reliable

It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (x)

You're very faithful

Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (x)

You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese

You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next (x)

If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it

(5/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

You're very loyal

You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together (x)

You're very serious

You have a lot of patience (x) (When it's important, yes.)

You think too much about philosophical stuff (There is no such thing as "thinking too much," thank you.)

You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... (x)

You're not very confident. (x)

You were quite rebellious as a child

People tend to walk all over you (x)

You're a born worrier

(6/10)

Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)

You love the color pink

You have a friend that you always walk all over

No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix

You act before you think (x)

You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with (x)

….but after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them (I wouldn't say KING...) (x)

You are able to talk like the opposite gender

You talk with words such as "like" and "totally" (x)

You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate (x)

You love ponies

(5/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

You love tomatoes (x)

You're a bright thinker (x)

You have a country-bumpkin like atmosphere

You kinda insensitive (More like REALLY insensitive. You don't even wanna HEAR some of the jokes I make...) (x)

You tend to go along with other people's thoughts or plans (x)

You're scary when you're angry (x)

You're passionate. (x)

You have a person that you care for dearly, but they don't seem to appreciate you that much (x)

People should NOT get near you when you had alcohol

You have people that are Best Friends, but rivals at the same time

(7/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

You have a younger sibling that you don't get along well with

…but you kinda rely on them anyway

You're friendly to girls

…but you're strict and unsocial towards guys

You act strong but actually, you're a wimp

On some parts, you're weaker than your younger sibling

You have someone that cares for you dearly but you think of them as annoying

You love your family, but you just don't show it

You're truthful to yourself, in some cases

You love pasta, pizza, gelato, and fruits (x) (A whole whopping ONE thing in common! Whoo!)

(1/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

You have a younger sibling that you always count on

You're slightly aggressive (x)

You think you're totally awesome

You have a pet bird

You're loyal to your superiors/parents/teachers (x)

You're actually punctual, strict and serious, you just don't seem like it (x)

Some people you like, some people you just hate like insanely (x)

You tend to pick on some people

You have an old friend that you just can't beat no matter what

You have good friends, but they're not exactly the best people you can find

(4/10)

Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)

You stay neutral in thing no matter what

You are reclusive

You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to (x)

You work hard on things until they're done (x)

You can't get along friendly with other people

But, you're kind towards siblings

You're actually quite strong (x)

You have a lot of money

You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring

You had a hard past (x)

(4/10)

Korea (Im Yong-Soo)

You care a lot about your family (x)

You love watching movies, and creating things (x)

You're stronger than you seem (x)

You're a Going-My-Way person

You love kimchi

You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking

You tend to piss off your elders

You like to claim things as yours

You love games and Internet (x)

You're slightly perverted (Pshhh, slightly?) (x)

(5/10)

Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)

You love Christmas and Santa

You're honest and quiet

You are good at high-tech machinery

You like coming up with weird things (x)

You sense of taste is bad, as people say

You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you (x)

You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse (x)

You love saunas

You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well (x)

For some reason, you have weird naming skilla

(4/10)

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)

You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet

You're honest, serious, and love debates (Well, I'm honest and I'm serious when I'm debating which is something I love. So, I guess I can check that one off.) (x)

You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it

People think you're scary

You're clever with your hands

You make weapons with things that people don't imagine

You're clumsy with human relationships (x)

You tend to go against stronger people (x)

You give up pretty quick

In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring

(3/10)

I'm Austria. Who knew?

Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order. (Mine does not include 2ps. That would be a totally different list.

1) Prussia

2) England

3) N. Italy

4) Iceland

5) America

6) Spain

7) Switzerland

8) Russia

9) Germany

10) Canada

11) New Zealand

12) S. Italy

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

America/Canada? No. And I don't want to. I know they exist, but... *shudders*

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Italy? I think he's adorable.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Spain got Prussia pregnant? Psh, you think Prussia would be the uke anyway? Ummm, the world would be off balance from the awesomeness and everyone would die. How 'bout that?

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

About Germany? Well, the fic I would recommend, which is about a lot of nations, is The Hetalian Class; a crossover fic with Soul Eater. If you like both fandoms, READ IT GODDAMN YOU. IT'S AMAZING. AND SO ARE IT'S SEQUELS. MERP.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Switzerland and England! Pfffft No Don't make me laugh.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Iceland/Russia or Iceland/Germany. Um, neither?

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Switzerland: *shrug* As long as they're not on my territory. Just don't tell Germany and China or they'll be heartbroken.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Umm...: The date was August. The date the Spanish Armada was destroyed to be exact. But this day was different. This was the day England would finally apologise. How was that?

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Quite possibly. Let me check... Yup. One. About Iceland teaching Canada how to say Eyjafjallajökull. How cutesy I... guess...

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Prussia/America Hmm, difficult. ...Can I get back to you on that?

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

I wouldn't write a story for a N. Italy/ New Zealand fic. Sorry, huge GerIta fangirl. I squeal and clap like an idiot whenever I read anything slightly GerIta. Sue me.

12. Does anyone on your friend's list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Probably not Spain het, because Spamano. She has read GerIta, so yes to that one.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?

Hmmm... A song fic about Germany... Let me guess? It can't be their character song? Cause I could totally write a GerIta fic about Ich Liebe. Just sayin'

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: CRACK AHEAD. MERP.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Russia on a America? Obviously, "Become one with Mother Russia, capitalist scum?" And America would say, "Fuck you commie bastard." The end.

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Oh God...

Canada was forgotten. Again. And Russia was sitting on him. Again. But today was slightly different. Today Canada decided to speak up and get Russia to move.

"You can do this, Matthew," He thought to himself. "You're the second largest country in the world... But Russia's so big and heavy! He might get mad and crush me! Maple..."

Taking a sharp breath, he spoke, "E-excuse me, Russia?"

The larger nation didn't hear him and went on, completely oblivious and waiting for the other nations to arrive. Canada tried again.

"Russia, eh?"

Still no dice. He decided to be a little louder.

Russia!"

The violet-eyed man jumped at the sound of the voice under him. He stood up and turned around. He looked down to see the pitiful nation looking fearfully up at him.

"Ah, Canada! I was wondering where you were! You're usually so early! I was also wondering why my seat was so elevated!"

The Canadian laughed weakly. "Well, you've actually sat on me multiple times. I've just never said anything."

Russia tilted his head with a look of innocent confusion on his face. "Why not?"

"I didn't want to be rude. You always look so comfortable." Canada's face flushed a deep crimson.

"Aw How considerate of you. Become one with Mother Russia, da? Mother Russia could use someone like you."

"N-no thanks." Canada shook, terrified of the tall nation before him.

"That's too bad. Well, I guess I can give you a little reward for being so kind to me."

"Wha-" Canada was cut off by the feel of soft lips against his own. He stood perfectly still, shocked. The kiss only lasted a short second, then it was over. Russia's eyes were sparkling.

"Ufufu You're so cute. I'll find a different seat. Enjoy the meeting." He skipped away happily, his scarf swaying with the motion.

So that sucked. I'm not a romance writer. Plus, I'm not really a RusCan shipper, but now that I think about it, they could be pretty cute. Oh well. Merp.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

England and Romano? Oh God no. Oh well.

Switzerland: What's with me walking in at the wrong times? Stay away from Liechtenstein. Give me some bleach so I can burn that imagine from my mind.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Iceland to de-flower Prussia. Trust me, Prussia was de-flowered a looong time ago.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Switzy? I have no clue.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No. GerIta, I'm telling you.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

She hasn't drawn New Zealand, but she draws a lot. I'll tell her to get on it. XD

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

England/Iceland/America? No, and I don't plan on it, thank you very much.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"MAPLE"

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five

A few hours ago. Then I cried because it hasn't been updated in a while.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Hmmm... I dunno.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

I don't think so, drunk or sober.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Switzerland would definitely top. But again, GerIta.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

"Prussia and Germany are in a happy relationship until Germany suddenly runs off with Iceland. Prussia, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with New Zealand and a brief, unhappy affair with S. Italy, then follows the wise advice of America and finds true love with England." What kind of fucked up story is that? And besides, America? Wise? Yeah right. I'd probably name it Unrealistic Circumstances.

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Switzerland and Russia? Weirded out because of how crack it is.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA),The Blue Monster Cake (USA)Sweetness, InvisibleGoldStar (Canada/Philippines), Poison1234 (Canada), Iliketochangemynamedealwithit ('MURICA! FUCK YEAH! XD),

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the stink'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, MidnyghtVampyrezz, Iliketochangemynamedealwithit

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, MidnyghtVampyezz, Iliketochangemynamedealwithit

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree. The

boys don’t want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

FUNNY ANAGRAMS

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

THE COUNTRY SIDE: When you rearrange the letters: NO CITY DUST HERE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

CLINT EASTWOOD: When you rearrange the letters: OLD WEST ACTION

INTERNET ANAGRAM SERVER: When you rearrange the letters: I, REARRANGEMENT SERVANT

MOTHER IN LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a genius.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. (bisexual counts, right?)
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (Well, kind of. Does upper middle class count?)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A GUY FRIEND so I MUST be fucking him. (Ha, yeah right. Two things. One, no. Two, he lives in England.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.(Quite the opposite, really.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I HANG OUT with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I think writing is an art.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (If I can pick up my best friend and walk around my block without getting tired, you know I'm strong.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. (Wiccan is close enough to Pagan for me.)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. (Again, bi is close enough.)
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (TMNT all the way!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (Pagan and Wiccan are so similar, it should be Wiccan/Pagan)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Who does actually agree with Washington?)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
Don't you people see how much these stereotypes can hurt?

Answer with one word.

1. Where is your telephone? Table

2. Where is your significant other? Nonexistant

3. Your hair? Long

4. Your mother? Sleeping

6. Your favorite thing? Stories

7. Your dream last night? Odd

8. Your iPod? Nonexistant

9. Your dream/goal? Teacher

10. The room you're in? Living

11. You hate? Jerks

12. Your fear? Spiders

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? College

4. Where were you last night? Room

15. What you're not? Pretty

16. Muffins? Totally

17. One of your wish list items? Cello

18. Where you grew up? Idaho

19. The last thing you did? Sing

20. What are you wearing? Clothes

21. Your TV? Big.

22. Your pet(s)? Adorable.

23. Your computer? Functional.

24. Your life? Tragic.

25. Your mood? Bored.

26. Missing someone? Always.

27. Your car? None.

28. Something you're not wearing? Underwear. (Just kidding.) Socks.

29. Your summer? Approaching.

30. Your eyes? Brown.

31. Love someone? Yes.

32. Your favorite color? Purple.

33. When is the last time you laughed? Minutes.

34. Last time you cried? *shrugness*

35. Who will repaste this? People

Answered on 11/14/13 1:40:40am

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

Tripped, fell down the stairs, cut myself on broken plate, deep. Didn't feel an ounce of pain.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

Paint.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?

No clue.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?

Punk, rock, Alternative, pop rock, pop punk

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?

Four thirty six

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

I don't really know.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

My best friend.

8. WHAT IS/are YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?

Bookies!

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

5'4

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?

Very.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?

When I'm in a paranoid mood, very.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

I don't remember.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?

Umm... Soap?

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?

I love green eyes so hardcore.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?

No one.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?

Coffee!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?

Pepperoni

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

ICEY CREAMS!

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

A drawing from my best friend.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?

Yerp.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?

Nope.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

I don't know?

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?

Six.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?

Four cats, two dogs.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?

No clue.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?

No clue.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:

Sixty-seven. I don't know why. Weird...

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?

You spelled blonde wrong.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? ...

I don't call anyone.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?

Stupid people being rude/know-it-alls

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?

Nah.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?

People I care about being hurt.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?

Once. I wasn't excited because I didn't like them.

37. FIRST JOB?

Babysitting.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

Yerp.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT?

Singing and looking at picture of Hetalia stuff on deviantART.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?

Nope.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

Personality.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?

They are in my mouth.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

My friends.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?

Why are you asking these personal questions? I want zero, for now. I don't know how I'll feel if I have a significant other.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

My great-grandmother.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?

Sometimes, when I'm desperate.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?

Whichever I can find in my bathroom.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

Sometimes.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT?

Beef.

52. ANY BAD HABITS?

Biting my nails, punching walls...

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?

Nothing.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

I don't know. Probably not. I'm not very liked.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?

No.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

Punching walls. Breathing. Staying away from sharp objects when in the same room with person/object I'm mad at.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?

I don't have one.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

Dare-devil Barbie...

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?

One. And I can't call it.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?

I don't remember.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

Fluent in the language.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?

Depends.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

I don't look. I don't have anything to look at.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

Mo, chick, Miss Emo (when I listen to music instead of socialize.) Twig

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?

Fall Out Boy

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?

Hetalia (it counts, right?)

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE?

None yet.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Mint chip.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?

Yerps.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?

Like, a looong time ago.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?

Eh.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?

140 mph

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

Eh

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

Boats and Birds by Gregory and the Hawk.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?

Coke

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

My sister.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?

Attitude

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT-PROVOKING SONG?

No clue.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?

Dick-attitude

FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?

September

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?

Sagitarius.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?

Brown.

86. EYE COLOR?

Brownish hazelish greenish

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?

Wendy's

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?

Never had it.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?

Hetalia

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?

September 30

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?

Violin, some piano, some guitar, someish cello.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?

Democrat, but as long as you're nice to me, you can be my friend and be republican.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?

Hugs when I'm sad. Never been kissed.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

None.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?

Chocolate

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?

None.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

Not really any one book.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:

Nonexistent

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open up your music playing device and go to the song list. 2. Hit shuffle. 3. Write in the title. 4. Continue

Opening Credits: Birds and Boats by Gregory and the Hawk (Okay then...)

Waking Up: Oh Glory by Panic! At the Disco (Okay. I can work it. It's talking about waking up in silken sheets and being a saint and not being anything good and stuff.)

First Day At School: I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace (Totally. I hate school and love school at the same time. XD)

Falling In Love: Sweet Sacrifice by Evanescence (Okay, I'm confused. How?!)

Fight Song: Our Solemn Our by Within Temptation (It could work.)

Breaking Up: Never Too Late by Three Days Grace (Not really no.)

Prom night: Into the Woods by Cilla Jane (Hey, just about anything works at a dance.)

Life: She's My Winona by Fall Out Boy (I guess it could work.)

Mental Breakdown: She's a Handsome Woman by Panic! At the Disco (Well, it's a pretty weird song, but I think Sweet Sacrifice would work better.)

Driving: But It's Better If You Do by Panic! at the Disco (we're getting a lot of P!AtD today. I guess anything works with driving too.)

Flashback: Get Out Alive by Three Days Grace (Umm, I don't think so, no.)

Getting back together: Memories by Within Temptation (My getting back together song is about the love of my life dying? I think not.)

Wedding: Stand My Ground by Within Temptation (Don't think that works.)

Birth of Child: Angels by Within Temptation (Again with the Within Temptation! Cool it! And no. Not at all.)

Final Battle: Cloud Nine by Evanescence (Weird final battle...)

Funeral Song: Weight of the World by Evanescence (Oh God, not another same band in a row... And no. I'm dead.)

Final Credits: Lithium by Evanescence (And it does it anyway. *Sigh* Pretty fucked up ending to a pretty fucked up movie.)

Well, that was one confusing and fucked up life. Everyone walked put of the theatres like "What the hell just happened?)

1, What color is your toothbrush?

White and blue

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

power-of-the-elements

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Trying to stay awake.

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Listening to moosics.

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Twix

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Nope.

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

"What was the last thing I said aloud...?"

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Mint chip

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Coke

10, Do you like your wallet?

I don't own a wallet.

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Fries

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Nope.

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Ummm, I have no clue.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

POPCORN FLAVOR!

15, Who is the last person you sent a text/inbox message too?

Shelby

16, Ever go camping?

Nope.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Nope.

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Nope.

19, Do you have a tan?

Nope.

20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Sometimes.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Sometimes.

22, What did your last text message/inbox say?

Nunya

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Going to school and a counselor's appointment.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

A couch, a pizza box, a plate, a spoon, a tea bag, a Wendy's bag, and my computer charger.

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Never.

2) Where did you get your default picture?

I took a picture of myself...

3) What's your middle name?

Evelyn-Roberts

4) Your current relationship status?

Single

5) Does your crush like you back?

Definitely not.

6) What is your current mood?

Bored

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

Ummm... Who wants to know? Why don't you see for yourself? (Sex joke, FOR THE WIN!)

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Blue

9) Missing something?

Someone.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

I have no clue, honestly.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

A cat.

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Yup.

13) Something you do a lot?

Read. Write. Sing, horridly I might add.

14) The song stuck in your head?

Birds and Boats by Gregory and the Hawk

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

SilenceIsGolden15

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Umm... A person.

17) When was the last time you cried?

I don't remember.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Nope. Don't plan on it.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

FLYNESS!

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Attitude.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Coffee?

22) What's your biggest secret?

It's called a secret for a reason.

23) Favorite color?

Purple.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Eh, it depends on my mood.

25) What are you?

Female. Well, at least I think so...

26) Do you speak any other language?

Sarcasm

27) What's your favorite smell?

Air after rain.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Meh

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Nope.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

I lost the game. (I know, soooo 2009 XD)

31) What should you be doing?

Sleeping

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My dad.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

I like sitting in it.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Mine's fine.

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

Nope. I act in three modes, Caring and concerned, odd and eccentric, with a very sarcastic sense of humour, and pissed off. If I like you, you get the first two. If I don't, you get the last one.

36) What is your natural hair color?

Brown

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

No clue.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, Line 4.

"about some mystery girl for months, who showed up in town..."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

A wall.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Hetalia. On an actual TV, in September. On a computer, last night.

4.Without looking, guess what time it is.

3:42

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

3:48 (I was pretty close)

6. From the exception of the computer, what else can you hear?

Me typing. Cars. House creaks.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Today, to go get food.

8.Before you started this survey what did you look at?

The computer screen.

9. What are you wearing?

A shirt, pyjama pants, underwear, a bra, glasses

10. Did you dream last night?

Probably, and I can almost guarantee it was confusing as Hell.

11. When did you last laugh?

Eariler

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint.

13.Seen anything weird lately?

Myself.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

A little repetitive.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Paint it White. Oh god, that film is hilarious. And full of fanservice.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight. What would you buy?

I don't know.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

My hair is all sorts of screwed up and I'm in a weird position for typing.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Free college.

19. Do you like to dance?

Nope.

20. George Bush:

Republican.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Annalise

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Alexander

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4.

Too lazy. I tossed it across the room. XD

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?

Still a wall.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Hetalia.

4. Without looking guess what time it is?

3:50

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

3:53 (Not that bad.)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My typing. The heater.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I went out to get food.

8. Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?

Another survey.

9. What are you wearing?

Shirt, pyjama pants, underwear, a bra, glasses

10. Did you dream last night?

Probably some crack dream minus the crack.

11. When did you last laugh?

Ummm, eariler.

12. What is on the walls of the room you're in?

Paint.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My family...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It helps to keep me entertained.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

Ummm, I kill puppies in my spare time. Just kidding. Well, I hate people. Where are 15 and 16?

19. A quote that you love/live by...

Pain is just a message that can be ignored. Wow, this quiz is seriously fucked up. Missing 20, 18, 15, and 16?

21. Imagine your first child's a girl, what would you call her?

22-26... Ok, there's just no excuse. Where the heck are they?

27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?

Nor.

28. Favorite planet?

I don't have one.

29. Who is the fourth person on your missed call list on your mobile phone?

I don't have a call list.

30. What's your favorite ring on your phone?

Eh.

31. What shirt are you wearing?

A shirt.

32. The brand of shoes you are currently wearing?

Shoes are LAME!

33. Bright or Dark room?

Eh. Depends.

34. What do you think of the person who took this survey before you?

Very curious.

35. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Reading Hetalia fanfiction and looking at Hetalia art.

36. What did the last text message on your mobile say?

I don't have a functioning phone.

37. Where's your mailbox?

On the side of my house.

38. What's a word you say a lot?

God.

What have you pulled?

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them realising you were there.

If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.

If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone elses personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recomend the first one.

If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled
I've pulled all but Gazzy.

THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT

Jack: It's pronounced "shit", don't get it wrong.

Who is Jack Schitt, you ask? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation!

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schit married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then know as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens" wedding. The children of the Schitt-Happens are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left the home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no flipping way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Start at 100 and subtract 1 for everything you've done. At the end, repost this as "I am _ of a Virgin at Life".

1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. gotten/given a handjob.
8. gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 57

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex’s house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 66

31. Played strip poker/darts.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69

41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75

51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79

61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone who you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over or 3 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped

Total: I'm 54% virgin in life.

MY GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (But only light injuries like tripping and falling on there ass. Getting pig's blood in your system and entering your deathbed isn't hilarious)
Sad movies suck

You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13

My GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is a hobbie
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.(Kind of. I use to tie them in toy cars and push them off them steps. XD)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 2

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome werewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastor 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Whose motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Sirius Black,
The almost-playboy who got punished for nothing,
and yet he was powerful because he loved and was loved,
and was brave and loyal to the point of stupidness!

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his butt kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.

Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:

1. Being different is okay.

2. Even the little things can help save the world.

3. Red-heads are evil!

4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.

5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.

6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.

7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.

8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.

9. French is the universal language.

10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement.

11. Count your blessings.

12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations. (eh never was into them anyway)

13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.

14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.

15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.

16. Never get hooked on Valium.

17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!

18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.

19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.

20. Kids are better than adults.

21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.

22. The best cooks are blind pyros.

23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.

24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.

25. School really is an evil place.

26. Teachers really are out to get you.

27. Remember to flap.

28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.

29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!!

30. The order of power: God, Jesus, Chuck Norris, Max, Fang, Angel, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Total, humans, animals. Brigid, Sam, Dylan and Lissa don’t make the list.

You know you're addicted to MR when...

1. You know what MR means first of all.

2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility.

3. Max is a girl’s name.

4. You have a newfound respect for blind people.

5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings.

6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids.

7. You’d kill to be a bird kid.

8. You’re neither Team Edward nor Jacob. You’re Team Fang.

9. You hate the name Brigid, Lissa, and Dylan.

10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day.

11.Erasers are wolves, not school supplies.

12. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M.

13. You start to be skeptical of office buildings.

14. You develop claustrophobia.

15. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy.

16. You only WISH you’re friends were pyros.

17. You automatically think of Fang when you see a kid dressed in all black.

18. You make a list of ways to kill Lissa and Dylan slowly and painfully.

19. WHY CAN'T FANG JUST BE REAL???? *coughs awkwardly*

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of shit!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder

A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone

Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up

Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill many people\

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male.

Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience.

To oppose something is to maintain its existence.

If people lead, the leaders will follow.

Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense

Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity

The difference between a Fax lover and a Fax shipper?
Oh, that's easy. A Fax lover is merely disappointed if Max ends up with Dylan. A Fax shipper wants to violently murder Dylan with a knife even when he isn't with Max and even though he is fictional.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. (I'm stalking like, every Hetalia character. I want to huggle them all, among other things...)

You say I'm a freak,

I say, why thank you.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're
screwed.

If you want to be Avian-American, copy and paste this into your profile.

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline


If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press, no one will answer.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

If you have ever been sitting in math class trying to do your work while having one of your favorite songs playing over and over again in your head copy & paste this into your profile.

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!)

If you believe that Kristen Stewart and Robert Patterson would make a terrible Max & Fang, copy and paste this on your profile

If your profile is waaaaaaayyyy too long, but you keep making it longer, copy this and put it on your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Max's wings are "Thirteen feet across, pale tan with white streaks and some freckly looking brown spots" copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Iggy is Strawberry Blonde, NOT ginger, copy and paste this onto your profile

.:FIRE:.
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
Total: 10(I think we have a winner already. :D)

.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.(as if)
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act(Sometimes though)
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 2

.:EARTH:.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 4

.:AIR:.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total: 10 (Oooh, a tie. :D)

.:DARKNESS:.
You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 4

.:LIGHT:.
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 3

Fire and Air won. :D

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...(Bold the ones that apply to you)

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine. (And stress. Don't forget stress. And awesome English friends who keep you up until four in the morning. :D)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (Exactly what happens when I go on vacation or school starts.)

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D. or A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.(I'm counting English in my school close enough. I'm not failing, but I don't get good grades on writing prompts. :D)

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

Quick! Number off 12 Max Ride Characters and answer the following questions

1. Iggy
2. Fang
3. Ari
4. Ratchet
5. Holden
6. Gazzy
7. Nudge
8.Total
9.Max
10. Dr. M
11. Ella
12. Angel

1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No, I haven't. No, I don't want to.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I dunno. It never really gives a description of him, just that he has headphones and sunglasses on so that he doesn't get overwhelmed.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Umm, Angel got Total pregnant? That is impossible for two reasons. 1) Angel is female. 2)Total is a dog

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Over 17,000. The whole series is about Max.I hated her in the story "With Wings Once Lost" She was a bitch.

5.Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No. Definitely not. Well, Fang and Gazzy have definitely got a father/son likeish bond, since Max and Fang were always described as the Mom and Dad of the Flock, but nothing outside of that.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Well, I'm a Fax shipper, but I go with Holden/Max because they are the same age. Dr. M is like, 40 or 50 years old.

7. What would happen if Seven walk in on Two and Twelve making out?

She would beat the shit out of Angel, because Angel is an evil, demonic little fucktard of a seven year old who probably mind-controlled Fang into making out with a little girl. Then, Max would kill her, then bring her back to life and hold her down as Iggy force-fed her Max's cooking, while Fang was curled up in a corner, scarred for life with a bottle of mouthwash and a bottle of whisky by his side. Hmmm, a story idea right there.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/10 fic.s

Dr. M worked at The School part time while Jeb was with the Flock, taking his place. If Max had stayed, Ari would have been safe from Dr.M's cruel hands. Ari wants his vengeance, to replace his lost innocence. M for themes... I'm so evil.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Nope!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic

Sisterly Love

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I have no clue.

12. Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happen?

"AHHH! Forget I ever asked for the bacon, Dr. Martinez!" -Total

13. Three and Four are fighting, but then Six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple.

Ah, no.

14. Five and Nine are talking when Seven runs in between yelling "I love (One)!"

Max and Holden are talking about Fang's condition after the fall, when Nudge runs in and yells, "I LOVE IGGY!" Max then says, "If he loves you back, he can say goodbye to any chance of bearing children. Your twelve and he's fifteen!"

15. Ten and Two are in the middle of a battle when seven comes flying through screaming "Super (Seven's name)

In a "Diary of a Lovesick Mutant" style battle, Fang is fighting for his life against a genetically altered Dr. M when Nudge comes in and yells "SUPER NUDGE!" as a signal to the Flock that Fang was right and needed help. Yeah, I just turned a joke into a legitimate plot. I'm awesome.

16. Ten kills Four, Four's last words?

"Ouch," Then Fang gets his revenge for the death of his Gang member.

17. What would Two think if Four got One pregnant?

He'd be thinking, "What the hell?"

18. What would the rest of the people on the list above think if Ten and Six got together?

They'd be thinking that Dr. M is a major perv, they would kick her ass and tell Gazzy off for going with someone more than five times his age.

19. One, two, three, four, five, and Six are fighting when Seven, Eight, Nine,Ten,Eleven and Twelve comes to watch. What happens?

Angel cackles madly and makes them all join in to a fight to the death as she watches on the sidelines.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Matt

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. Blue

3. your first initial? M

4. your month of birth? December

5. which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Shelby

7. your favorite number? 18

8. do you like California of Florida more? California

9. do you like the lake or ocean more? Lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) To become an orchestra teacher

are you done?

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(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person. (WRONG! He's the only other guy I know besides my dad, so I put him down)

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom (Psshh. Love life is soon to blossom my ass.)

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved. (Calling me reserved is like calling Fang talkative.)

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

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"You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is we notice when we're doing it." Neil Gaiman.

MAXIMUM RIDE QUOTATIONS!

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max

"Yes! Freaks RULE!" Fang

"You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." Fang

"Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." Max

"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy

"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." Iggy

"Fang? Are you - like Max?"
"Nope. I'm the smart one." Dr. Martinez and Fang

"Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." Max

"The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or pissed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -- Iggy

Funny story conversation(s) (when I add more.)

Maximum Ride

"Room Service!"-Iggy

"You're bowl of ferrous sulfate, mononitrate, monosodium glutamate, and mechanically separated chicken, Your Majesty!"-Iggy

"Been having Gazzy read the ingredients labels again?"-Fang

"Thanks for the soup, I'm sure it was just torture for you to make."-Fang

"Of course! I had to listen to the 'sploosh' sound!"-Iggy

"That stuff really is disgusting, though. I don't even know what half the ingredients are."-Iggy

"Well, I think I'll take my chances. People have been eating it for years and know one has died yet."-Fang

"Yet." "Besides, people could have died and they're just covering it up. Maybe one of those ingredients is another name for arsenic."-Iggy

"I'm rolling my eyes, Ig."-Fang

"Seriously, Iggy, and people say I'm paranoid."-Fang

"It's a good thing Max and Dr. Martinez went to get you some meds, you're voice sounds pretty bad."-Iggy

"Good thing I don't use it much, then."-Fang

"At least you're mood has improved. Does this mean I can stop caillng you 'Your Majesty'?"-Iggy

"No but I'll promote you to Knight of the Kitchen Table."-Fang

"Oh, goody! Just what I always wanted! A royal title from Prince Fnick himself!-Iggy
Iggy gets whacked in the head with a pillow.

"Officer down!"-Iggy
Iggy falls to the floor.
Fang and Iggy laugh.

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Temptation by Ink Kissed reviews
AU. The Fenton household takes on a new tenant, and unbeknownst to Daniel Fenton he finds her feisty Goth appearance and mysterious persona attractive, but even beautiful faces hide secrets.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,723 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Danny F., Sam M.
The Hetalian Class by Rainy Meadows reviews
Nine months after the Atlantis incident, everyone who was scarred has tried their best to move on, but following a violent schism between two previously peaceful brothers, a stunning revelation could bring the chances of survival for all of them into question. Pairings/dark themes. Third in the SoulHeta series - please read previous entries if you want to understand.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,170 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Death The Kid, N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany - Complete
Draw a Circle: That's Your Soul by Rainy Meadows reviews
People are bigger on the inside, metaphorically speaking. Unfortunately this means that there's more room for scars. A series of short one-shots exploring the possible psychological aftermath to The Hetalian Job. Fluff alert. Possible pairings. Second in the SoulHeta series - requires prior knowledge of The Hetalian Job, as there are some major spoilers here.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,000 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Death The Kid, N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by ElenaxoxoSilber reviews
Alexa Pennington always loved her simple life back in California. But when she moved to the haunted town of Savannah, Georgia, she learns about new things that she never thought were possible. DANNY x OC
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 146,546 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 2/13/2011
The Hetalian Job by Rainy Meadows reviews
It was supposed to be a simple mission: go in, slay the prospective kishin, come straight back out. But when Death the Kid encounters an asymmetrical pasta-loving coward, his life becomes anything but simple. Rated T for violence, swearing and dark themes, but not enough to constitute an M. Image by Skim-ART. First in the SoulHeta series.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,734 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Death The Kid, N. Italy - Complete
Maximum Awkwardness 2: Lessons of life by mymortalromances reviews
Lesson 1: relationships get harder as time goes on. Lesson 2: The talk is really awkward. Lesson 3: Avoiding your boyfriend NEVER ends well. I'm Max and those are just the beginning of mine and my families problems. Sequel to Maximum Awkwardness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,524 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Feel the Beat by MidnightStarsXx reviews
Max and Ella love to dance... but their mother completely forbids it. On a night at the dance club against Valencia's orders, Max gets in a bit of trouble and is saved by the tall, dark and handsome, Fang. Things spice up when the completely crazy, yet hot, Sam wants to battle Fang... for Max. Fang is not a happy camper and you can bet your invisible wings, Max isn't either. HAITUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,471 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride All Over Again by Jezabel Raewin reviews
What happens when a box of books show's up for the flock to read? Get through the first chapters and you'll love it. I promise. Note: FANG never happened. Rated T since I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 145,704 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Max, Ella - Complete
Daddy's baby boy by Fangrules reviews
Max's life is a mess. Her ex refuses to leave, her job has taken an unexpected turn and the secret she's been keeping from Fang is growing bigger and bigger every day. Follow Max, Fang and Charlotte as they struggle to stay a family. something light and fluffy to enjoy :-)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,479 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Locked In by Like.Wait.WHAT reviews
A simple hanging in overdue work turned into me being a prisoner in my school gym with a guy I knew nothing about. This was going to be one hell of a night. But he was pretty cute... FAX! **Hilarious ensures!**
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,938 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
With Wings Once Lost by pandorad24 reviews
The Flock says that their wings complicate their lives, but no one could have predicted how complicated life would be if one of them lost theirs. Rated T for violence, self-harm, and non-graphic rape. If you are easily triggered, do not read. Iggy fic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 145,356 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Iggy - Complete
Warriors:A Series of Unfortunate Events by TigerStripe is Numbuh 6.13 reviews
When a danger threatens ThunderClan,Firestar receives a message from StarClan that three Twolegs will save the clan.What they didn't know was that those three were the unluckiest children ever:the Baudelaire orphans.OFF HIATUS BUT UPDATES RARELY
Crossover - Series Of Unfortunate Events & Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,003 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Isadora Q., Blossomfall
Internet, Cellphones, and WHAT? by redstar-leader-of-thunderclan reviews
Everything happens in this story. Almost nothing is off limits, from stealing twoleg things, to court hearings, to cat sacrifices, to secret agents, we have it all, at a convenient price for you. Currently on Hiatus/Probably never going to be updated
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,356 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Firestar
A Different Sort of House Call by Hornswaggler reviews
House has got another case, and this one's a little more abnormal than usual. After all, how do you treat a kid who's not even breathing...? Based off of AnneriaWings' Lab Rat
Crossover - Danny Phantom & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,362 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Danny F., G. House
The Beast's lies by Eorendel reviews
A demon captures England, taking him to a heavenly place. His life is in danger. Can America and England's brothers be able to save him before is too late? Does England want to be saved? Dark themes. Gore in future chapters. Shounen-ai. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,707 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Good At It by Svaler reviews
When teenager Bella gets sicker and sicker because of an ED, which people mock her with, she gets desparate. She barely eats. She sports frantically. She takes pills, but how long will it take for her body to give up on her? AU. *Banner on profile page.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 255,671 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Arisen by spicegirl324 reviews
The Clans have returned to a normal life. But that will all change very soon. These strange Twolegs have arrived near the lake. What are they doing here? Are they the key to the new danger arising?
Crossover - Warriors & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/23/2009
I Won't Lose You Again by Katie1995 reviews
A story about Carlisle and Esme starting from Esme's change. Rated T for stupid Charles...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,409 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
The Tiger by forever-seth reviews
When the Cullens left, Bella was changed.She grew to be one of the most feared vamps in the vamp world, and has gained the title as the Tiger.Now,150 yrs later,she's going back to Forks.What happens when an all too familiar vampire family is there? A/N
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,407 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella
Darkness by Kaitie McDonahue reviews
Fang rapes Max? Continued / Finished by coolchick1616
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 77,136 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Blue Eyes: A Warrior Cats Fanfic by x- on gossamer wings reviews
Click here if you'd like an interesting, original fanfic. A tale filled with romance, suspense, and the thrill of danger. My first fanfic. R&R! You won't be disappointed. Rated T just in case!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010
Hi, I'm Ranger Ride by girlreadsalot reviews
Summary will be the first chapter. I sound like a buttface when I say I need at least one review for each chapter. AND Just to get this of my chest I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR MAXIMUM RIDE! Insert frownie face here *
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,880 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
One was Missing by Alice825 reviews
What happens when Izzy Cullen meets three humans and two wearwolfs? What happs when someone from her past comes back and changes her whole life around? What will happen when Seth falls in love with one of these humans? Rated T for occasional swearing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,432 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011
Silent Communication by axxe reviews
Fang and Max had always been able to talk to each other without saying a word. Now was no different. One-shot. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Forsaken by forever-seth reviews
What if Edward had been too late to save Bella at the ballet studio? What happens when Bella wakes up, a newborn? And, most importantly, why is she alone? Where is Edward? Where will she go now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,655 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Bella, Edward
Danny's Inferno by Shadowfang14 reviews
AU. Four years ago, Danny Fenton was possessed. Now, he shares his body with a monstrous ghost, and he's searching for a way to get rid of it. But, with the murderous spirit growing stronger every time it comes out, that won't be easy... Eventual D/S
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,251 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Don't Remember To Forget Me by GhostNox181 reviews
A situation leads Max & Fang to the fight of their lives. Now Max, hurt and angry, runs to the whitecoats for help...to forget. But when the procedure works a bit too well, will Max be able to remember who the Flock is? More importantly, will she want to?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,924 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Double Date by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
What would be any MaxRide/Twilight fangirl's dream is Carisa Coates' headache. The good news is, she found love. Bad news; she found it twice. Now Fang & Embry, the two boys she loves, are ready to take each other out just to have her. Pairing: Fembrisa?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,631 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang, Embry - Complete
Dad, I Mean Dan by EmberMclain13 reviews
Sequel to Lost and Found:It was a perfect day as Danny and his two kids flew over the city of Amity Park. That is until they heard an evil laugh. A laugh that Danny wished he would never have to hear again.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,516 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
Lost and Found by EmberMclain13 reviews
14 years ago Danny disappeared. When Danny returns he is greeted by his daughter, son, and rest of the family. But when his 14 year capturer discovers Danny's new family members, they kidnap them to get Danny back who had broken free. Read and Review!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Danny F., Walker - Complete
TAE Bloopers by Aleria14 reviews
Have you ever wondered what screw ups the MR characters made while making the first book? Well, here's your chance to find out. The Flock could never get it all right on the first try, and they enjoy being difficult for the directors. Some Fax. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010
Jayfeather and the Four Shecats by Spottedpelt43 reviews
Jayfeather gets a prophecy from Starclan saying he will fall in love. But there are four she-cats that like him. Which one does he love? Rated T just in case. I may end up dropping this story ... so don't get your hopes up
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,632 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Jayfeather
Similarities by Professor Cheesecake reviews
SEQUEL TO NEVER TRUST A TEACHER Mr Lancer has moved out of Krikket, and back to Amity Park. It's been YEARS...so why is his past coming to haunt him? And...in such a strange way? ON HIATUS
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011
The Young and the Lost by Alice825 reviews
My name is Molly. I am thiteen and a vampire. Alec bit me and now I'm all alone... Until... P.S Superallio is going to Co-Write with me! thxx alli!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Alice
Drabbles: Warriors by JediMasterQuill reviews
Drabbles are small stories-oneshots, essentially. Here are the ones that I have written for the series, and I plan to write one for at least all of the main charries.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010
80 Ways to Annoy Fang by Techno Skittles reviews
It's been done before, but here's my version. Most of these I came up with on my own. Others I got from YouTube. I got bored. I hope you ROFL. XD
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Fang - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8150 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Apprenticeship by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Obsessed with learning more about Danny Phantom, Paulina becomes Mrs. Fenton’s apprentice in ghost hunting, overcoming tacky outfits, the disapproval of friends and family and the occasional evil ghost.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,185 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Paulina, Danny F.
Cats of the Forest The Paw of destinyBook 1 by Neko-san Demon reviews
This is my version of the Warriors Series. It has different clans, different characters, and a different map. However it has that Warriors feeling. This is the first book of The Paw of Destiny, of the first series. In it, four humans become cats. R&R
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
Africa Goes Awry by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Alternative Name: A SqueeFan's Worst Nightmare. In which I take every single thing that pisses off die-hard MR fans and turn it into one flame-worthy oneshot. Why? Because it's fun. Blame max-dan-wiz. I'm still a fan of the books, just having some fun.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Happy Belated Birthday by Aicosu reviews
Sequel to Illegal Birthday Present. Now that Valerie has caught Danny Phantom's affair with Sam, what will she do? And Danny is going through odd changes...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,518 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Danny F., Sam M.
The Twoleg of Thunderclan II by Aquabreeze93 reviews
Miranda, after crossing paths with an old friend, runs away from her family and searches for the clans. But, unbeknownst to her, she's being followed by a scientist who has figured out the secret of her connection to cats...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 7/21/2007
Unfaithful Savior original by warriorfreak reviews
A disease has swept through the Clans, killing out all the males, leaving only the females. Panic strikes until a single tom, Faithpaw, is born. He will save the species. Everyone wants to be the first one he mates with. And he doesn't even want to love.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,369 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Binding Ties by Eclipse of the Sun reviews
Sequel to By the Fire of the Sun. Binding ties will be tested and broken, and the sun may rise only after justice is served.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,536 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007
Rebellious by XxSkyfeatherXx reviews
Many seasons after Firestar, shecats are used for two things. Having kits and hunting. But, even as a kit, Windpaw was a rebel. She's going to show toms what shecats can do. Even if it costs her freedom. Or her life. [Completed!]
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,445 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
The Twoleg Warrior 2: Snow and Fire by Glacierclaw reviews
[Rewritten, sequel to TTW][Chpt 12] Much later in the future, Glacierstar becomes leader ThunderClan. She is sent back to the time of the Great Clans and is caught in the middle of a war between TigerClan and LeopardClan.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,401 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006
The Twoleg Warrior by Glacierclaw reviews
A girl named Cathan Slone is suddenly turned into a cat. She leaves her home and goes into ThunderClan camp where they give her the name Glacierpaw. But what happens when she discovers that her secret could save the Clan?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,459 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
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Silent Screams reviews
After 9/11, America went deaf. Rated T for blood. Brotherly/fatherly USUK. I don't own what I don't own.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Slavery reviews
Nudge makes a wish on her birthday and she goes back in time to slavery. Her Master hates her and the Master's daughter becomes her friend. Will she ever get back to the Flock, or will she die back in time first? I don't own Maximum Ride.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Nudge
Meeting Max reviews
It's that one chapter in The Angel Experiment when Max saves Ella to that one chapter where Max leaves, but through Ella's eyes. My disclaimer is here: I don't own Maximum Ride, James Patterson does. There. Happy?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Max, Ella, V. Martinez - Complete
Abandoned reviews
10 year old Mishah was kidnapped her mother murdered. Off in the forest Mishah kills her kidnapper to find something she did not expect. Follow her adventures as she meets Thunderclan as a 16 year old orphan. I don't own Warriors. Rated T for paranoia.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Firestar
Fang Sings Backstabber reviews
Fang decides he's going to sing a song. The song is a Kesha song called backstabber. Max helps him out and sings with him. Rated T for language. I don't own Maximum Ride or Kedollarsignha. OK her name is Kesha.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Max, Fang, Iggy reviews
Yes, it is one of the wierdest titles ever. Don't jump to conclusions, this isn't about a threesome jeez creepers.It's more like Max, Fang, and Iggy are randomly singing. Please read! It's funniesh. Rated T for parinoia. I don't Own Maximum Ride or Kesha.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Ella - Complete
The Story Through My Eyes reviews
Do not read this story if you have not read my other story Abandoned unless you want spoilers! This is about why Mishah's dad did what he did! Oneshot. I don't own Warriors.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Dawnpelt - Complete
The Sad Sad Truth reviews
This fanfic is about why Spottedleaf had to die. Oneshot. Kinda depressing. I don't own Warriors.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Spottedleaf - Complete
Lost Affection reviews
Sandstorm loved Dustpelt but then she Lost affection for him to Fireheart. I don't own Warriors.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Dustpelt, Sandstorm - Complete
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