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Author has written 9 stories for Warriors, Maximum Ride, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hola. I'm a very boring person of the name of Morgan. So, about me. As previously mentioned, my name is Morgan. I have friends. I have a boyfriend. So there's that. I have three cats and two dogs, play violin, a little bit of the piano, a littler bit of the guitar, and a microscopic bit of cello. I speak two languages, English and Sarcastic. I'm a grammar Nazi, and love to read and write. I also such at art and am not very good at finding the motivation to get up in the morning. I love Fall Out Boy because they are the best band ever, and Vocaloid because Vocaloid is the best software ever (I personally am in love with Mothy's work). I'm absolutely obsessed with Hetalia. Seriously. Awesomeness. That was kinda boring and kudos to whoever read through that whole thing. Virtual cookie goes to you.
Hair Color- Brown
Eye Color- Brown.
B-day- December 6
College- High school student.
Interests- Writing, reading, watching Hetalia.
What's your personality like?
Eccentric, sardonic, sometimes very annoying (I'm trying to fix that) And not to mention, SEX JOKES!
What's it like being you?
Pretty meh, for the most part. Everything has been steadily going to shit since I was in fifth grade, but it's been nice to have friends and a boyfriend who help me through it and make me happy for the most part.
If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be?
Hmmm... Jayfeather. BLIND, SARCASTIC MEDICINE CAT WHO READS MINDS LIKE A BOSS!
Today sucked. And I love Hetalia.
My cats are named Bracken, Nikko, and Da Baby Bruce (Yup. Da. Very necessary.)
My dogs are named Fozzie Bear and Bocephus, called Bo.
Time for copy and pastes, cause I have the time to copy and paste things!! (What, you expected me to have a social life? I'm dating a band geek so there's no chance at socializing with him and my friends are too busy. XD)
America (Alfred F. Jones)
You love hamburgers
You think you're awesome
You love to invent things (x)
You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
You can seem to be very brash to other people (x)
You have a tendency to stick your nose into other people's business
You're terrified of ghosts
You know aliens exist
You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
You wear glasses (x)
England (Arthur Kirkland)
You like tea (x)
You were quite tough as a kid (x)
You're very sarcastic and cynical (x)
Your cooking is awful
You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (x)
...But you refuse to believe in aliens
You have tried doing black magic before (x?)(Not necessarily black magic...)
You get drunk quite easily
When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
You're good at embroidery
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
You're very affectionate (x)
You think you have a great fashion sense
You like wine
You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
You love red roses (x)
When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women (x)
You're very proud of yourself
You love culture and the arts (x)
You're very flamboyant (x)
You say you're a gourmet
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
You had a very sad childhood (x)
You're very tall (x)
You have a tendency to switch between personalities (x)
You wear a scarf all the time
You love sunflowers
You love vodka
You can seem intimidating to other people (x)
You're very strong (x)
You have a big nose
You have a strange laugh that can scare people(x) (People think I'm crazy...)
China (Wang Yao)
You're very mature (x) (Meeeh. When need be?)
You're very superstitious (x)(If being convinced the world runs on irony, then yes.)
You're very religious
You love pandas
You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
You love Hello Kitty
You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously
You do work hard (x)
You're good at drawing
You like sweets (x)
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
You were bullied a lot in your childhood (x)
You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit (x)
You're very happy-go-lucky (x)
You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
You're a good artist
You can be clumsy at times (x)
You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something (x)
If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
You would surrender in a war situation
You're very stoic and serious
Sausages are your favorite foods
You like to walk dogs/your dog
Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case (x)
You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
You work very hard (x)
Your alone time is your 'happy time'
You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people (x)
You've had issues with money once or twice (x)(Or three times. Or eighty-millions times. Or are having them right now...)
Japan (Kiku Honda)
You're very mature (x) (Again, when need be.)
You think everything over before saying it
You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
You isolated yourself during childhood
You became very successful in a short amount of time
You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (x)
You can seem cold/aloof to other people(x) (No kidding. I either seem depressed or ready to murder.)
You're good at practical tasks
You need time to adjust to new people (x)
You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person (x) (Oh yes. I love anime and manga. Merp. Understatement much. XD)
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
You are very well-raised (x) (Depends on your definition of "well-raised." I think I was, but in a very unconventional manner.)
You're polite (x) (Again, when need be. When people deserve it. You know, the works.)
You love classical music (x)
You like cake (x)
You have a mole on your face (x)
You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (...x)
You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (x) (I wouldn't say very well. More like decently okay.)
You've composed music before. (x) (Sure, it was shit, but it counts.)
You tend to call people 'morons' (x)
You wear glasses (x)
Canada (Matthew Williams)
You're often ignored by people (x)
You look younger than you actually are(x)
You love hockey
You love polar bears (x)
You hate fighting (x)
You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
You often get mistaken for someone else
You feel under-appreciated (x)
You always carry a bear with you
Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)
You have a potty-mouth (...x)
You like to wear flowers in your hair
You used to be a very tough kid (x)
You're very reliable
It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (x)
You're very faithful (x)
Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (x)
You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese
You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next (x) (If you subtract the graceful part of that sentence. XD)
If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it(x) (I might just. You never know, I might just.)
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
You're very loyal (x) (Too loyal sometimes, honestly.)
You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together (x)
You're very serious
You have a lot of patience (x) (When it's important, yes. But it has to be, really, really important.)
You think too much about philosophical stuff (x) (There is no such thing as "thinking too much," thank you.)
You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... (x)
You're not very confident. (x)
You were quite rebellious as a child
People tend to walk all over you (x)
You're a born worrier(x)
Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)
You love the color pink
You have a friend that you always walk all over
No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix
You act before you think (x)
You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with (x)
….but after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them(x)(I wouldn't say KING...)
You are able to talk like the opposite gender
You talk with words such as "like" and "totally" (x)
You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate (x)
You love ponies
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
You love tomatoes (x)
You're a bright thinker (x)
You have a country-bumpkin like atmosphere
You're kinda insensitive (x)(More like REALLY insensitive. You don't even wanna HEAR some of the jokes I make...)
You tend to go along with other people's thoughts or plans (x)
You're scary when you're angry (x)
You're passionate. (x)
You have a person that you care for dearly, but they don't seem to appreciate you that much (x)
People should NOT get near you when you had alcohol
You have people that are Best Friends, but rivals at the same time
South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
You have a younger sibling that you don't get along well with
…but you kinda rely on them anyway
You're friendly to girls
…but you're strict and unsocial towards guys
You act strong but actually, you're a wimp
On some parts, you're weaker than your younger sibling
You have someone that cares for you dearly but you think of them as annoying
You love your family, but you just don't show it
You're truthful to yourself, in some cases
You love pasta, pizza, gelato, and fruits (x) (A whole whopping ONE thing in common! Whoo!)
Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)
You have a younger sibling that you always count on
You're slightly aggressive (x)
You think you're totally awesome
You have a pet bird
You're loyal to your superiors/parents/teachers (x)
You're actually punctual, strict and serious, you just don't seem like it (x)
Some people you like, some people you just hate like insanely (x)
You tend to pick on some people
You have an old friend that you just can't beat no matter what
You have good friends, but they're not exactly the best people you can find(x)
Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)
You stay neutral in things no matter what
You are reclusive
You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to (x)
You work hard on things until they're done (x)
You can't get along friendly with other people
But, you're kind towards siblings
You're actually quite strong (x)
You have a lot of money
You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring
You had a hard past (x)
Korea (Im Yong-Soo)
You care a lot about your family (x)
You love watching movies, and creating things (x)(Creating things, yes. Watching movies? Not so much...)
You're stronger than you seem (x)
You're a Going-My-Way person
You love kimchi
You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking
You tend to piss off your elders(x) (Maybe a little wittle bit sometimes.)
You like to claim things as yours
You love games and Internet (x)
You're slightly perverted (x) (Pshhh, slightly?)
Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)
You love Christmas and Santa
You're honest and quiet
You are good at high-tech machinery
You like coming up with weird things (x)
You sense of taste is bad, as people say
You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you (x)
You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse (x)
You love saunas
You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well (x)
For some reason, you have weird naming skill(x) (Yup yup, definitely.)
Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)
You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet
You're honest, serious, and love debates (x) (Well, I'm honest and I'm serious when I'm debating which is something I love. So, I guess I can check that one off.)
You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it
People think you're scary
You're clever with your hands
You make weapons with things that people don't imagine
You're clumsy with human relationships (x)
You tend to go against stronger people (x)
You give up pretty quick
In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring
I'm Austria. Who knew?
Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order. (Mine does not include 2ps. That would be a totally different list.)
3) N. Italy
11) New Zealand
12) S. Italy
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
America/Canada? No. And I don't want to. I know they exist, but... *shudders*
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Italy? I think he's adorable.
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Spain got Prussia pregnant? Psh, you think Prussia would be the uke anyway? Ummm, the world would be off balance from the awesomeness and everyone would die. How 'bout that?
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
About Germany? Well, the fic I would recommend, which is about a lot of nations, is The Hetalian Class; a crossover fic with Soul Eater. If you like both fandoms, READ IT GODDAMN YOU. IT'S AMAZING. AND SO ARE IT'S SEQUELS. MERP.
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Switzerland and England! Pfffft No. Don't make me laugh.
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Iceland/Russia or Iceland/Germany. Um, neither?
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Switzerland discovering N. Italy and Russia?
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Umm...: The date was August. The date the Spanish Armada was destroyed to be exact. But this day was different. This was the day England would finally apologise. How was that? Pretty shitty, I know.
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Quite possibly. Let me check... Yup. One. About Iceland teaching Canada how to say Eyjafjallajökull. How cutesy... I... guess...
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Prussia/America Hmm, difficult... HEY, HEY, if it can be also parody, it can be "Of Marshmallows and Men" and it would be about how America's all depressed because him and his soldiers don't know how bayonets work and then Prussia comforts him and teaches him the correct way and now I wanna write that thank you!!
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
I wouldn't write a story for a N. Italy/New Zealand fic. Sorry, huge GerIta fangirl. I squeal and clap like an idiot whenever I read anything slightly GerIta. Sue me.
12. Does anyone on your friend's list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Probably not Spain het, because Spamano. She has read GerIta, so yes to that one.
13. If you wrote a song fic about number nine, what song would you choose?
Hmmm... A song fic about Germany... Let me guess? It can't be their character song? Cause I could totally write a GerIta fic about Ich Liebe. Just sayin'
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
England/N.Italy/Spain? WARNING: CRACK AHEAD.
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Russia on a America? Obviously, "Become one with Mother Russia, capitalist scum?" And America would say, "Fuck you commie bastard." The end.
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Canada was forgotten. Again. And Russia was sitting on him. Again. But today was slightly different. Today Canada decided to speak up and get Russia to move.
"You can do this, Matthew," He thought to himself. "You're the second largest country in the world... But Russia's so big and heavy! He might get mad and crush me! Maple..."
Taking a sharp breath, he spoke, "E-excuse me, Russia?"
The larger nation didn't hear him and went on, completely oblivious and waiting for the other nations to arrive. Canada tried again.
Still no dice. He decided to be a little louder.
The violet-eyed man jumped at the sound of the voice under him. He stood up and turned around. He looked down to see the pitiful nation looking fearfully up at him.
"Ah, Canada! I was wondering where you were! You're usually so early! I was also wondering why my seat was so elevated!"
The Canadian laughed weakly. "Well, you've actually sat on me multiple times. I've just never said anything."
Russia tilted his head with a look of innocent confusion on his face. "Why not?"
"I didn't want to be rude. You always look so comfortable." Canada's face flushed a deep crimson.
"Aw. How considerate of you. Become one with Mother Russia, da? Mother Russia could use someone like you."
"N-no thanks." Canada shook, terrified of the tall nation before him.
"That's too bad. Well, I guess I can give you a little reward for being so kind to me."
"Wha-" Canada was cut off by the feel of soft lips against his own. He stood perfectly still, shocked. The kiss lasted only a short second, then it was over. Russia's eyes were sparkling.
"Ufufu. You're so cute. I'll find a different seat. Enjoy the meeting." He skipped away happily, his scarf swaying with the motion.
So that sucked. I'm not a romance writer. Plus, I'm not really a RusCan shipper, but now that I think about it, they could be pretty cute. Oh well. Merp.
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
England and Romano? Oh God no. Oh Gooood no. Oh well. Here it goes.
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Iceland to de-flower Prussia? Trust me, Prussia was de-flowered a looong time ago.
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Switzy? I have no clue.
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
No. GerIta, I'm telling you.
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
She hasn't drawn New Zealand, but she draws a lot. I'll tell her to get on it. XD
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
England/Iceland/America? No, and I don't plan on it, thank you very much.
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five
Quite awhile ago. I haven't read much at all lately, as a matter of fact.
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Hmmm... I dunno. Turtles...? OH GOD THE MENTAL IMAGES NOW BURN THEM BURN THEM BURN THEM.
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
I don't think so, drunk or sober.
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Switzerland would definitely top. But again, GerIta.
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
"Prussia and Germany are in a happy relationship until Germany suddenly runs off with Iceland. Prussia, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with New Zealand and a brief, unhappy affair with S. Italy, then follows the wise advice of America and finds true love with England." What kind of fucked up story is that? And besides, America? Wise? Yeah right. I'd probably name it Unrealistic Circumstances.
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Switzerland and Russia? Weirded out because of how crack it is.
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE
THE COUNTRY SIDE: When you rearrange the letters: NO CITY DUST HERE
THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
CLINT EASTWOOD: When you rearrange the letters: OLD WEST ACTION
INTERNET ANAGRAM SERVER: When you rearrange the letters: I, REARRANGEMENT SERVANT
MOTHER IN LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
Answer with one word.
1. Where is your telephone? Desk
2. Where is your significant other? House
3. Your hair? Long
4. Your mother? Work
6. Your favorite thing? Stories
7. Your dream last night? Nonexistant
8. Your iPod? Nonexistant
9. Your dream/goal? Teacher
10. The room you're in? Dining
11. You hate? Assholes
12. Your fear? Spiders
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? College
4. Where were you last night? Room
15. What you're not? Worth
16. Muffins? Totally
17. One of your wish list items? Dunno
18. Where you grew up? Idaho
19. The last thing you did? Read
20. What are you wearing? Clothes
21. Your TV? Big.
22. Your pet(s)? Adorable.
23. Your computer? Functional.
24. Your life? Tragic.
25. Your mood? Bored.
26. Missing someone? Always.
27. Your car? None.
28. Something you're not wearing? Underwear. (Just kidding.) Socks.
29. Your summer? Ended.
30. Your eyes? Brown.
31. Love someone? Yes.
32. Your favorite color? Purple.
33. When is the last time you laughed? Minutes.
34. Last time you cried? Days.
35. Who will repaste this? People.
Answered on 10/8/14 7:39:41
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Cats are amazing but they can be evil creatures.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Paint. That's about it.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Just about anything.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Four thirty six
To not be alone.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
8. WHAT IS/ARE YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
When I'm in a paranoid mood, very.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
My friend Shelby.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I love green eyes so hardcore. Hair doesn't really matter. But damn, green eyes are amazing.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
That question is worded so oddly that I'm not entirely sure what's being asked.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
A drawing from my best friend.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
Yup. And I'm dating him.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Not that I know of.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
I don't know?
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
Three cats, two dogs.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
83. Hmm. I don't know why.
31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?
Doesn't really matter.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? ...
I don't call anyone, really.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Stupid people being rude.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
People I care about being hurt.
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Once. I wasn't excited because I didn't like them.
37. FIRST JOB?
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT?
Listening to music and talking to people.
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
Hmm... Let me get back to you about that.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
They are in my mouth.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
The people I care about.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
None. Children suck ass.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Sometimes, when I'm desperate.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
The cheapest one I can find.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT?
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Biting my nails, popping my knuckles, biting my lip, punching walls...
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I don't know. Probably not. I'm not very liked.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Breathing. Staying away from sharp objects when in the same room with person/object I'm mad at.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
I don't have one.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?
I don't remember.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Fluent in the language.
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
A nice personality.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
My family calls me Mo or Momo, but if anyone outside of them calls me that I will castrate you/strangle you with your fallopian tubes.
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?
Fall Out Boy, Vocaloid. Ya know.
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Hetalia (it counts, right?)
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE?
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
If dancing counts, about two weeks ago.
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?
Eh. Nope. Didn't care to notice.
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
If you want.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Polly by Nirvana
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT-PROVOKING SONG?
Probably Polly, actually.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?
I dunno. Doesn't really matter.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
86. EYE COLOR?
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Never had it.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
No clue honestly.
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
Violin, some piano, some guitar, someish cello.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Democrat, but as long as you're nice to me, you can be my friend and be republican.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Depends on factors. But I really love being hugged.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships, definitely. But I don't judge people who are good with one night flings. Their body, their choice. Don't give STDs. Boom. Everyone's happy.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Not really any one book.
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works: 1. Open up your music playing device and go to the song list. 2. Hit shuffle. 3. Write in the title. 4. Continue
Opening Credits: Birds and Boats by Gregory and the Hawk (Okay then...)
Waking Up: Oh Glory by Panic! At the Disco (Okay. I can work it. It's talking about waking up in silken sheets and being a saint and not being anything good and stuff.)
First Day At School: I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace (Totally. I hate school and love school at the same time. XD)
Falling In Love: Sweet Sacrifice by Evanescence (Okay, I'm confused. How?!)
Fight Song: Our Solemn Hour by Within Temptation (It could work.)
Breaking Up: Never Too Late by Three Days Grace (Not really no.)
Prom night: Into the Woods by Cilla Jane (Hey, just about anything works at a dance.)
Life: She's My Winona by Fall Out Boy (I guess it could work.)
Mental Breakdown: She's a Handsome Woman by Panic! At the Disco (Well, it's a pretty weird song, but I think Sweet Sacrifice would work better.)
Driving: But It's Better If You Do by Panic! at the Disco (we're getting a lot of P!AtD today. I guess anything works with driving too.)
Flashback: Get Out Alive by Three Days Grace (Umm, I don't think so, no.)
Getting back together: Memories by Within Temptation (My getting back together song is about the love of my life dying? I think not.)
Wedding: Stand My Ground by Within Temptation (Don't think that works.)
Birth of Child: Angels by Within Temptation (Again with the Within Temptation! Cool it! And no. Not at all.)
Final Battle: Cloud Nine by Evanescence (Weird final battle...)
Funeral Song: Weight of the World by Evanescence (Oh God, not another same band in a row... And no. I'm dead.)
Final Credits: Lithium by Evanescence (And it does it anyway. *Sigh* Pretty fucked up ending to a pretty fucked up movie.)
Well, that was one confusing and fucked up life. Everyone walked put of the theatres like "What the hell just happened?)
1, What color is your toothbrush?
2, Name one person who made you smile today:
3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
Passing the fuck out.
4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Listening to moosics.
5, What is your favorite candy bar?
6, Have you ever been to a strip club?
7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
"What was the last thing I said aloud...?"
8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
10, Do you like your wallet?
'Tis very small and brown and compact. Like me! So yes.
11, What was the last thing you ate?
12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
13, The last sporting event you watched?
Ummm, I have no clue.
14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
15, Who is the last person you sent a text/inbox message too?
16, Ever go camping?
17, Do you take vitamins daily?
18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
19, Do you have a tan?
20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
22, What did your last text message/inbox say?
"Pfft, that's great."
23, What are you doing tomorrow?
Going to school (hopefully.)
25, Look to your left, what do you see?
A chair, a couch, a kennel, curtains, windows, a mirror, a fireplace, a bunch of shit I don't feel like describing on the mantle of the fireplace, etc...
1) Have you ever been asked out?
2) Where did you get your default picture?
What is my default picture...?
3) What's your middle name?
4) Your current relationship status?
5) Does your crush like you back?
Umm, I think? He's dating me?
6) What is your current mood?
7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
Ummm... Who wants to know? Why don't you see for yourself? (Sex joke, FOR THE WIN!)
8) What color shirt are you wearing?
9) Missing something?
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
I have no clue, honestly.
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
12) Ever had a near death experience?
13) Something you do a lot?
Read. Write. Sing, horridly I might add.
14) The song stuck in your head?
Escape of Salmhofer the Witch, actually.
15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
Umm... A person.
17) When was the last time you cried?
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
22) What's your biggest secret?
It's called a secret for a reason.
23) Favorite color?
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
Eh, it depends on my mood.
25) What are you?
Female. Well, at least I think so...
26) Do you speak any other language?
27) What's your favorite smell?
My boyfriend smells amazing.
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
30) What are you thinking about right now?
I lost the game. (I know, soooo 2009 XD)
31) What should you be doing?
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
33) Do you like working in the yard?
I like sitting in it.
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
Nope. I act in three modes, Caring, timid, and concerned, odd and eccentric, with a very sarcastic sense of humour, and pissed off. If I like you, you get the first two. If I don't, you get the last one.
36) What is your natural hair color?
37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
My friend Shelby.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, Line 4.
"Francis asked what was the use of that."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4.Without looking, guess what time it is.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:02(Damn, I'm pretty good.)
6. From the exception of the computer, what else can you hear?
Me typing. Cars. House creaks. Cats.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Umm, yesterday to do... something... No. Not yesterday. The day before yesterday. Wait... oh yes, the day before yesterday, but at night, to walk my sister home. I... think...
8.Before you started this survey what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
Pyjama shirt, sweats, underwear, a bra, glasses.
10. Did you dream last night?
Probably, and I can almost guarantee it was confusing as Hell.
11. When did you last laugh?
Like, ten minutes ago, if that.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint, a China cabinet.
13.Seen anything weird lately?
Myself, my boyfriend, my family. Ya know, the norm.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
A little repetitive.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Contracted. And I didn't even finish it.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight. What would you buy?
I don't know.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
My shoulder hurts.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
19. Do you like to dance?
Yes, but I'm not very good at it.
20. George Bush:
Biggest idiot in the world.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4.
"...evenings in my memory, listening to the news of the day,..."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking guess what time it is?
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:07 (Fuck yes! Sure, it just turned to 2:08, like, a second after, but it was still 2:07 when I checked.)
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Same things as before.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Still don't remember clearly. XD
8. Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?
9. What are you wearing?
Nooo, I changed after the last survey. XD
10. Did you dream last night?
Probably some crack dream minus the crack.
11. When did you last laugh?
About twenty minutes ago.
12. What is on the walls of the room you're in?
13. Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It helps to keep me entertained.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Ummm, I kill puppies in my spare time. Just kidding. Well, I hate people. Where are 15 and 16?
19. A quote that you love/live by...
Pain is just a message that can be ignored. Wow, this quiz is seriously fucked up. Missing 20, 18, 15, and 16?
21. Imagine your first child's a girl, what would you call her?
22-26... Ok, there's just no excuse. Where the heck are they?
27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
28. Favorite planet?
I don't have one.
29. Who is the fourth person on your missed call list on your mobile phone?
I don't have a call list.
30. What's your favorite ring on your phone?
31. What shirt are you wearing?
32. The brand of shoes you are currently wearing?
Shoes are LAME!
33. Bright or Dark room?
34. What do you think of the person who took this survey before you?
35. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Ummm... Interesting things...
36. What did the last text message on your mobile say?
I don't have a functioning phone.
37. Where's your mailbox?
On the side of my house.
38. What's a word you say a lot?
What have you pulled?
If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.
If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them realising you were there.
If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.
If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.
If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.
If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone else's personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recommend the first one.
If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled
THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT
Jack: It's pronounced "shit", don't get it wrong.
Who is Jack Schitt, you ask? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation!
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schit married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then know as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens" wedding. The children of the Schitt-Happens are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left the home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them.
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no flipping way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
Start at 100 and subtract 1 for everything you've done. At the end, repost this as "I am _ of a Virgin at Life".
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 57
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64
31. Played strip poker/darts.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67
41. French kissed.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74
51. Watched a person die
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82
61. Avoided somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85
71. Got caught stealing something.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
Total: I'm 53% virgin in life.
MY GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
My GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Everything but the makeup part.)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.You love the movies.
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
In Remembrance to Dobby,
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
In Remembrance to Alastor 'Mad Eye' Moody,
In Remembrance to Sirius Black,
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:
1. Being different is okay.
2. Even the little things can help save the world.
3. Red-heads are evil!
4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.
5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.
6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.
7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.
8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.
9. French is the universal language.
10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement.
11. Count your blessings.
12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations. (Eh, never was into them anyway)
13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.
14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.
15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.
16. Never get hooked on Valium.
17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!
18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.
19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.
20. Kids are better than adults.
21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.
22. The best cooks are blind pyros.
23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.
24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.
25. School really is an evil place.
26. Teachers really are out to get you.
27. Remember to flap.
28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.
29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!!
30. The order of power: God, Jesus, Chuck Norris, Max, Fang, Angel, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Total, humans, animals. Brigid, Sam, Dylan and Lisa don’t make the list.
You know you're addicted to MR when...
1. You know what MR means first of all.
2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility.
3. Max is a girl’s name.
4. You have a newfound respect for blind people.
5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings.
6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids.
7. You’d kill to be a bird kid.
8. You’re neither Team Edward nor Jacob. You’re Team Fang.
9. You hate the name Brigid, Lisa, and Dylan.
10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day.
11.Erasers are wolves, not school supplies.
12. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M.
13. You start to be skeptical of office buildings.
14. You develop claustrophobia.
15. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy.
16. You only WISH you’re friends were pyros.
17. You automatically think of Fang when you see a kid dressed in all black.
18. You make a list of ways to kill Lisa and Dylan slowly and painfully.
19. WHY CAN'T FANG JUST BE REAL???? *coughs awkwardly*
92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.
This is a true story:
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder
A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman"
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone
Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that
Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'.
Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up
Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs
Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.
They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill many people.
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.
The trouble with real life is that there is no background music
I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
Forecast for tonight: darkness
If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?
I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
I'm not random I just have many thoughts.
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male.
Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience.
To oppose something is to maintain its existence.
If people lead, the leaders will follow.
Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
If you had a life you would stop talking about mine.
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.
Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.
Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.
When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.
I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah!
Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.
I have a dream and in it, something eats you.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!
By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
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The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense
Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity
The difference between a Fax lover and a Fax shipper?
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You say I'm a freak,
I say, why thank you.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...(Bold the ones that apply to you)
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffeine. (And stress. Don't forget stress.)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.H.D. or A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
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Quick! Number off 12 Max Ride Characters and answer the following questions
1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No, I haven't. No, I don't want to.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I dunno. It never really gives a description of him, just that he has headphones and sunglasses on so that he doesn't get overwhelmed.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Umm, Angel got Total pregnant? That is impossible for two reasons. 1) Angel is female. 2)Total is a dog
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Over 17,000. The whole series is about Max. I hated her in the story "With Wings Once Lost" She was a bitch.
5.Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No. Definitely not. Well, Fang and Gazzy have definitely got a father/son likeish bond, since Max and Fang were always described as the Mom and Dad of the Flock, but nothing outside of that.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Well, I'm a Fax shipper, but I go with Holden/Max because they are the same age. Dr. M is like, 40 or 50 years old.
7. What would happen if Seven walk in on Two and Twelve making out?
She would beat the shit out of Angel, because Angel is an evil, demonic little fucktard of a seven year old who probably mind-controlled Fang into making out with a little girl. Then, Max would kill her, then bring her back to life and hold her down as Iggy force-fed her Max's cooking, while Fang was curled up in a corner, scarred for life with a bottle of mouthwash and a bottle of whisky by his side. Hmmm, a story idea right there.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/10 fic.s
Dr. M worked at The School part time while Jeb was with the Flock, taking his place. If Max had stayed, Ari would have been safe from Dr.M's cruel hands. Ari wants his vengeance, to replace his lost innocence. M for themes... I'm so evil.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I have no clue.
12. Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happen?
"AHHH! Forget I ever asked for the bacon, Dr. Martinez!" -Total
13. Three and Four are fighting, but then Six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple.
14. Five and Nine are talking when Seven runs in between yelling "I love (One)!"
Max and Holden are talking about Fang's condition after the fall, when Nudge runs in and yells, "I LOVE IGGY!" Max then says, "If he loves you back, he can say goodbye to any chance of bearing children. Your twelve and he's fifteen!"
15. Ten and Two are in the middle of a battle when seven comes flying through screaming "Super (Seven's name)
In a "Diary of a Lovesick Mutant" style battle, Fang is fighting for his life against a genetically altered Dr. M when Nudge comes in and yells "SUPER NUDGE!" as a signal to the Flock that Fang was right and needed help. Yeah, I just turned a joke into a legitimate plot. I'm awesome.
16. Ten kills Four, Four's last words?
"Ouch," Then Fang gets his revenge for the death of his Gang member.
17. What would Two think if Four got One pregnant?
He'd be thinking, "What the hell?"
18. What would the rest of the people on the list above think if Ten and Six got together?
They'd be thinking that Dr. M is a major perv, they would kick her ass and tell Gazzy off for going with someone more than five times his age.
19. One, two, three, four, five, and Six are fighting when Seven, Eight, Nine,Ten,Eleven and Twelve comes to watch. What happens?
Angel cackles madly and makes them all join in to a fight to the death as she watches on the sidelines.
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MAXIMUM RIDE QUOTATIONS!
"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang
"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max
"Yes! Freaks RULE!" Fang
"You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." Fang
"Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." Max
"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy
"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." Iggy
"Fang? Are you - like Max?"
"Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." Max
"The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or pissed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang
"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -- Iggy
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