Caffeinated Iniquity
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Joined 09-22-02, id: 271531
Author has written 3 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, and Harry Potter.
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Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Hagma by mer solitare reviews
What happens when you mix Dogma and Harry Potter? Hagma, of course! (And a drunk voice of God & slightly confused Potions teacher.) Will be R later.
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/23/2004 - Published: 11/1/2002
It's Not Easy Being Green: The frog and snake fic by Flittermouse reviews
In the beginning, Hermione was transformed into a frog and Snape into a snake. One botched spell later Hermione is now a snake and it's mating season! Time travelling offspring. Ghostly prophecies and a mission to save the world! HGAF, SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,917 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 12/13/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Docet Minervam by The Reel Lifer reviews
Set during Harry's second year: McGonagall, Lockhart, and Snape in the staff room. Is Lockhart, for once, not completely oblivious? (Probably not.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Severus S.
Spontaneously Romantic by She's a Star reviews
When Snape forgets about Auriga Sinistra's birthday, he dreads what will undoubtedly be a violent reaction. So he does the notsoobvious thing and asks for advice from...Ron Weasley? Spontaneous, ridiculous SS romance ensues. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
March of the Mary Sues by ChickDocHoliday reviews
This is just a bitter little essay about why Severus Snape loves his Mary Sue
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Severus S.
Christmas with the Grangers by Gildor reviews
Seeing each other for over two years Hermione invites a reluctant Snape to spend Christmas in her muggle home. But somebody has forgotten to tell their parents that they are bringing home a lover, and that he is older then them both. Humour, and situation
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Life of Severus by Slut Queen Virgin King reviews
Hope you like Monty Python. Story complete. Please r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The GrangerSnape Primer by Warrego reviews
The Reader's Digest Condensed version of every fanfic you've ever read ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
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The Adventures of Severus's FireBreathing Cat reviews
Finally, a peek into the lives of the Hogwarts cats
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Severus S.
A 1x2x3x4x5 sap reviews
Another responce to my friends 1x2x3x4x5 sap challenge. I took this one literally.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/22/2002
Not a 1x2x3x4x5 sap
The challenge from my friend was to write a 1x2x3x4x5 sap. I promtly refused and this was the result.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2002