Eleanor Harkness-Jones
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Joined 01-22-11, id: 2715476, Profile Updated: 10-21-12
Author has written 14 stories for Torchwood, and Doctor Who.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

Hello people as bored as me! I say that because I am so bored I am writing this, and you are obviously so bored you are reading this (just joking, I love you really!!!) Well, since you decided to come to my little piece of internet, might as well tell you all about me (feel free to go back to your lives whenever you want!) But first, do you not just love my picture! I do (I picked it!!), and it's also my desktop background (oh yeah!!!!)!! How can you not love these two!!!! I will never kill our Tea Boy!! He will live on in all of my FanFics!!!! I swear on Jack's coat!!!!!!!! Also, quick warning for my stories, they pretty much all contain Jack/Ianto or Janto, whichever you prefer. If you don't like them, I don't like you. And how can you watch Torchwood and not like Janto? Unless your like my nan and you just cover your eyes at those moments. That is true, I swear. And if you're like my nan in anyway, please do what she should do and go see psychiatrist. Also, expect quite a lot of angst: I write a lot of it. By accident sometimes too. And here I am criticising by nan's mental health!! Anyway, on to me!!!!

Name: Eleanor
Age: 15
Hair Colour: Brown
Eye Colour: Greeny/Grey

Most Prized Possession: Laptop, I would die without it!
What's Your Sign?: Pieces
Any Siblings?: 3 little sisters and 1 little brother
Righty or Lefty?: I’m ambidextrous, but I usually use my right hand
Any pets?: A dog (Padfoot - I am so pleased I managed to convince my family to name him that!), 2 cats (Henry and Stanley), 6 guinea pigs (Ginger, Patches, Rachel, Fluffy, Mitchell and Bob), a duck (not technically a pet, but he practically lives in our pond, so we called him Donald, hoping he’s male!) and a lizard (Lizzie, real original!)
What month were you born in?: March
Describe Yourself In One Word: Random!
Biggest Fear: Owls, you can’t say their eyes aren’t creepy!
Your Proudest Accomplishment: My teacher saying I was stupid in pre-school and me walking up to the board and showing off my ambidextrousness (my profile, my word!)
Famous Person You Want To Meet: Darren Criss, Chris Colfer ,David Tennant, Daniel Radcliffe, Russell Howard, John Barrowman, Gareth David-Lloyd, LOADS!
Song Played At Your Funeral: The Show Must Go On! - Queen
Favourite Colour: Blue
Favourite Movie: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Favourite School Subject: Drama
Favourite Food: Chips (or fries. You might me American!)

Favourite Animal: Cats (hence why I love my kittens so dearly!)
Favourite Childhood Memory: I already said showing off my ambidextrousness in pre-school didn’t I? Dammit! Um… Oh! I know; knowing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody in Year 1 (2nd Grade in America, I think) in a music lesson, and proving a cocky bitch wrong (plus winning £20. Whoopee!)
Favourite Possession: Laptop. Didn’t I already do this one!?
Favourite Number: 8. No idea why. Just like the number.
Favourite Ice Cream: Chocolate. Boring I know, but I don't care! I love it!
Favourite Cartoon Character: Scooby-Doo, I love that dog!
I don't understand...: Me
When I wake up in the morning...: I go straight back to sleep.
Life is full of...: Randomness!
My past is...: Difficult to understand. Especially if I’m telling it!
I wish...: To be an actress!
I am totally terrified of...: Owls, pigeons and dogs.
I hate people who...: Hate me
The world could do with less...: People who hate me
Fav Authors : Jacqueline Wilson, Phillip Reeve, James Goss J.K Rowling, loads!
Fav Music Artists : Queen. That’s it.
Fav Fandoms : Torchwood, Doctor Who and Harry Potter

Please check me out on Tumblr!! - who-has-a-sonic-screwdriver.tumblr.com

My Fics:-

Torchwood:
Completed:
- After the Wedding - Oneshot - Romance/Angst - Jack H/Ianto J
- An Angel in the Hub - Oneshot - Drama/Romance - Jack H/Ianto J
- Confessions - Oneshot, sequel to Sick Day - Angst/Romance - Ianto J/Jack H
- Discovery - Oneshot - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Jack H/Ianto J
- It's Good to Talk - Oneshot - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Ianto J/Toshiko S/Tosh
- Sick Day - Oneshot, prequel to Confessions - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Jack H/Ianto J
- Take Care - Oneshot, prequel to Taking Care - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Jack H/Ianto J
- It'll be fun! - Oneshot - Humour/Romance - Ianto J/Jack H
- Taking Care - 11 Chapters, sequel to Take Care - Hurt/Comfort/General - Ianto J/Jack H
- Thinking About Fragments - 4 Chapters - General
- Torchwood Birthdays - 5 Chapters - Friendship/General
- When Jack's Gone - 3 Chapters - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Ianto J/Owen H
In-Progress
- Missing Janto Scenes - 11 Chapters so far - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Ianto J/Jack H
Doctor Who:
- Strange Meetings - Oneshot - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Amelia P/Amy/Jack H

Fav Pairings:-
Torchwood:
Janto (Jack Harkness/Ianto Jones)
Towen (Toshiko Sato/Owen Harper)
Gwys (Gwen Cooper/Rhys Williams)
Harry Potter
Note: I have yet to learn all of the pairing names, if anyone knows them, please let me know.
Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley (Only in the books - Bonnie Wright really gets on my nerves)
Ronmione (Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger)
Drarry
(Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy)
Albus Severus Potter/Scorpius Malfoy
Jily
(Lily Potter/James Potter)
Wolfstar
(Sirius Black/Remus Lupin)
Glee
Klaine (Kurt Hummel/Blaine Anderson)

List your top twelve favourite Torchwood characters in no particular order:

1) Oswald Danes
2) Esther Drummond
3) Owen Harper
4) Jack Harkness
5) Rhys Williams
6) Vera Juarez
7) Toshiko Sato
8) Ianto Jones
9) Suzie Costello
10) Jilly Kitzinger
11) Andy Davidson
12) Martha Jones

Have you ever read a 5/11 fic before?

Rhys/Jilly. Oh no, no, no, no!

Do you think 3 is hot?

Owen? Meh.

What would happen if 12 got 1 pregnant?

Martha got Oswald pregnant? I don't even want to know.

3 finds 4&8 kissing. What would 3 do?

Owen would walk away and let Jack and Ianto get on with it.

Do you remember any good fics about 9?

Suzie? I don't think I've ever read anything about her to be honest.

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Tosh and Esther? Maybe, I dunno.

4/8 or 4/5?

Jack/Ianto or Jack/Rhys? Jack/Ianto, not even an argument!

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 were in a relationship?

Tosh discovered Owen and Ianto were in a relationship? She'd go mad with jealousy, then tell Jack, who would also go mad with jealousy.

Has there been a 1/8 fluff?

Oswald/Ianto fluff? Dear god, I hope not!

Are there any story on your list about 11?

Andy? Not from me, I'm afraid.

What would you do if you found 8 and 4 in a closet with a rubber ducky?

Ianto and Jack are in my closet with a rubber ducky? I'm joining in!

4 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 4, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 8.

Jack and Tosh are in a happy relationship until Suzie runs off with Tosh. Jack, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Andy and a brief unhappy affair with Martha, then follows the wise advice of Rhys and finds true love with Ianto.

5,4,7,8, 10 and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 4, and 4 says truth. 5 asks who 4 loves and 4, after some prodding from 3, confessed their true love for 10. 10 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with 3. 4 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 8, while 10 and 3 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 8 and becomes so jealous of 4, who after the comfort with 8, became in a relationship with 8, and so 5 decides to murder 4, but is stopped in time by the police officer 7 and 5 is sent to prison, allowing 8 and 4 to continue their relationship.

Rhys, Jack, Tosh, Ianto, Jilly and Owen are playing truth or dare. Rhys asks Jack, and Jack says truth. Rhys asks Jack who Jack loves and Jack, after some prodding from Owen, confesses their true love for Jilly. Jilly does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Owen. Jack is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Ianto, while Jilly and Owen run into the sunset together. However, Rhys is secretly in love with Ianto and becomes so jealous of Jack, who after the comfort of Ianto, became in a relationship with Ianto, and so Rhys decides to murder Jack, but is stopped in time by police officer Tosh and Rhys is sent to prison, allowing Ianto and Jack to continue their relationship.

Have you ever read 7/9?

Tosh/Suzie? No, that would be too disturbing.

6, 3, 4, and 8 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 3 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 3 and plots to abduct 3 to keep 3 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 8. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 3 again, and 4 and 8 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 8 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 3 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.

Vera, Owen, Jack and Ianto are at a bar when Owen makes a drunken confession that Owen is in love with Oswald. Vera is secretly in love with Owen and plots to abduct Owen to keep Owen away from Oswald, but is stopped Jack and Ianto. However, Vera is so crazed by this point that Vera needs constant watching to make sure Vera doesn't go after Owen again, and Jack and Ianto volunteer to do this. As they work together, Jack and Ianto develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that Vera escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Owen and Oswald from untimely deaths, Tosh magically appears and vanquishes Vera forever.

How would 8 react if they found out that 5 and 9 were meeting for a threesome with 2?

Ianto found out that Rhys and Suzie were meeting for a threesome with Esther? I don't what I'd do, let alone what Ianto would do!

4 sees 8 naked. His/her reaction?

Jack sees Ianto naked? Jump him without delay.

Would 12 & 3 make a good couple?

Martha and Owen? Yeah, they'd be good.

6 kills 7, what does 3 say?

Vera kills Tosh, Owen sobs.

Suggest a title for a 8 and 4 fluff story

Check my favourites list. That's mostly all that's there.

You find 10 going through your closet. What would you do?

Jilly's going through my closet? She can do as much digging as she wants, I don't keep my skeletons in there.

By the way, I set you up on a date with 8.

Thanks! I love you! :)

Things I can't live without:

1. My laptop

2. Torchwood

3. My 3DS (BEST INVENTION EVER!!)

1. Grab the your 4 favourite books, pick a page and line at random and write them down:-

1) Torchwood: Consequences by James Moran, Joseph Lidster, Andrew Cartmel, Sarah Pinborough and David Lleyellyn - Page 242 line 4: "'Oh screw history. Let's burn it.'"
2) Torchwood: The Undertaker's Gift by Trevor Baxendale - Page 165 line 17: "'Easy,' said Jack, as Ianto's eyes rolled up into his head and he"
3) Torchwood: The House That Jack Built by Guy Adams - Page 106 line 15: "'Hi there, frigid,' he said with a smile."
4) Predator's Gold by Phillip Reeve - Page 155 line 10: ""My dad was a farmer." cried Hester, feeling suddenly"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

I can't move my arm; my cat is sitting on it.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Torchwood

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:-

17:30

5. Now look at the time. What is the actual time?

17:30

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My sister singing on the Wii, only faintly thankfully; I've got iTunes on full volume!

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

An hour ago. I was on the phone and looking for some peace and quiet so I could hear my aunt.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The TV

9. What are you wearing?

A blue and white top, black trousers, knee-length blue and white socks and neon yellow shoes (I swear on Captain Jack Harkness' coat!!!!!!!!)

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes; Ianto wasn't dead

11. When did you last laugh?

3.4 seconds ago; my sister really can't sing!

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Pictures of cheetahs (I think they're cheetahs at least)

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My bedroom floor

14. What do you think of this survey?

Meh.

15. What is the last movie you saw?

Mega Mind - Love it!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I'd be too busy swimming in the money to by anything!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:-

I'm bored

18. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Penelope - I like the name!

19. Imagine your first child is a boy,what do you call him?

Arthur - I like the name!

Type your real name with your nose. Then your elbow, chin, knuckle, heel of your foot, tongue, remote control, eyes closed, toe, finally with your MIND.

Nose: Eleanor

Elbow: Ep3ewqh054r

Chin: D\,dz k,f

Knuckle: leaznjoird

Heel: Eleanle

Tongue: Eleanlr

Remote Control: Eleasnor

Eyes Closed: Eleanor

Toe: aedwsl;reazmllllrft

Mind: I sat here staring at my keyboard for 20 minutes before I finally worked it out.

Now type your username with your nose. Then your elbow, chin, knuckle, hell of your foot, tongue, remote control, eyes closed, toe and finally with your MIND.

Nose: Eleanor Harknesss-Jones

Elbow: E3pe4wh9oernYUwrkijjmereses-JUonnjewe

Chin: DDDDl,dzn ,v NBzfmn dcxxp[MNl cx

Knuckle: Elewnor Harkmess-Jojmrs

Heel: E.dssampwe Hrkjhdszx-=kHJpjssx

Tongue: Eleanor Badmmdss-Jones

Remote Control: Eleanor Hsrknedss-Jonmes

Eyes Closed: Eleanor Harlness-Jones

Toe: E;lersasnlortf HNJarlknmeess=[Jonedds

Mind: Oh no, I'm bot falling for that again!

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net), Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, Daelena, Eleanor Harkness-Jones

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! - if you agree, put this in your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you share your birthday with someone who means the world to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random,beforebeing crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus (as everyone does), copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 that can't, post this in your profile.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. Apart from Mars of course.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something (cough torchwood cough doctor who cough) that now everyone (myself included) is terrified of you cos of it's effects, put this into your profile.

Don't knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you.

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

They can make me write an essay, but they can't make me write a good one

Edward Cullen is NOT a vampire.
He lives in the forest and sparkles at night. He's obviously a fairy.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On a hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn, and thats the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of
Chips:"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(That clears things up.)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):

"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boots Children Cough Medicine:

"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."

(As opposed to...what?

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Oh...)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit

curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:

"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat it?!)

On Bath Salts Directions:
put in water.
(SHIT!)

On Brownie Mix Directions:
preheat oven, mix brownie mix eggs, water and oil, bake, eat
(Your supposed too eat this too!?)

My imaginary friend says you have issues.

I hear voices and they don't like you.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

If you hate stereotypes, then just stop what you're doing and POST THIS on your profile! Help stop stereotypes!

How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you frenchin jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your profile! :)

Whether it's Man/Man, Woman/Woman or Woman/Man. Love is Love! *Proud Bisexual!*

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

If you are Doctor Who/Torchwood obsessed, copy this into your profile.

If you think Gwen Cooper should stick to her own boyfriend/husband and get her hands of Ianto's Captain Jack, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you cant look at a stopwatch and/or hockey stick without having dirty thoughts, copy this into your profile.

If you go hyper from reading/watching/talking about Doctor Who/Torchwood copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you turn every conversation you're in around to Doctor Who/Torchwood copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a book character (Do I really need to say who?) copy this to your profile.

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If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.

If fanfiction is to you what facebook is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews (or maybe even one review...), add this to your profile

Geeks are smart. Geeks are cool. Geeks make up over 70 percent of the Universe's populace, or this one's, anyway. So geeks overpower all the rich and popular people, anyway. If you are a geek and proud of it, put this on your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

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Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you can easily finish a novel in one day, put this on your profile!

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If you believe that Doctor Who and Torchwood are the Greatest Shows in the Galaxy, put this in your profile.

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You know you like Torchwood when:

1. You have endless arguments about whether Jack goes with Gwen or Ianto (IANTO) and you get caught passing notes in English or (insert lesson here - Maths) for doing just that
2. You buy John Barroman's album and realise that all of the songs on there can relate in some way to Torchwood love triangles
3.You watch old episodes endlessly on Youtube
4. You live on BBC iPlayer, and stay up until the new episode come on so you can watch it before anyone else
5. You can quote from the episodes
6.You actually have dreams about Torchwood characters (proper dreams, not daydreams, everyone has those)
7.You watch other programs just because they have members of the Torchwood cast in
8. It becomes your life ambition to kill/maim Gwen in some way
9.You spend HOURS on Youtube watching ship videos of the website!)
10. You trail the internet for HOURS to find spoilers for episodes...if you have any of these symptoms copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have all of them, I'll be very worried.

If you've made a friend into a Doctor Who and (now) Torchwood fan copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know that Jack and Ianto are in love and want to sock anyone who disagrees, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you've been watching too much Torchwood when everytime you hear the word "countryside" you think of cannibals.

You know you've been watching too much Torchwood when you have to hide a smile everytime you see a stopwatch.

You know you've been watching too much Torchwood when you start rating men's suits in catalogs.

You know you've been watching too much Torchwood when you are obsessed with the name "Jones".

You know you've been watching too much Torchwood when you randomly start giggling in class, because of Janto thoughts.

You know you've been watching too much Torchwood when you write "Countrycide" instead of countryside.

If you've ever seen a movie or TV program/episode so many times you can quote it word for word and do so at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, put this in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are cursed so that your favorite character in a TV show/movie/book always dies, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you hate stereotypes, put this on your profile. bold the ones you are.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be a freak
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH (or part Irish), so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. (used to be a cheerleader)
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (used to dance)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST twag school.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

150 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”.
4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch’s office is not appropriote.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told you I was hardcore”.
9. I will stop referring to showering as “giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”.
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.
12. House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
13. Staring a betting pool on the fate of this years DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
14. I will not start every potions class by asking Professor Snape if today’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15. “Liften Separatis Crotchum” is not a real spell.
16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”.
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as”bookends”.
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as “bookends”.
20. I will not call the DADA teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.
23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.
25. Tricking the school house elf into stripping does not mean they are now mine even if I yell “Pwned!”
26. I am not a sloth Animagus.
27. I am not a tribble Aimagus.
28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a piranha.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. The Ravenclaws are not “Mentals in training”.
35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazghul is coincidental.
36. I will not change the password to the prefect’s bath to “Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty”.
37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be adressed as “Admiral Naismith”.
39. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42. “42″ is not the answer to every question to the O.W.L.’s.
43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make “Love Potion Number Nine”.
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not teach the first-years to sing “A Wizard’s Staff Has A Knob On The End”.
49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy.
52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.
53. I will not draw an “H” on Percy Weasley’s forehead.
54. My name is not Captain Subtext.
55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients and I will not resell their products as “Veela Pheremones”.
56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as a “Big Black Sex Auror”.
57. I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.
58. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
59. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor.
60. I am no longer allowed to use the words “pimp cane” in front of Draco Malfoy.
61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I
should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the
result would be.
62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “Firewhiskey”.
63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not
permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.
64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.
66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape’s personal postbox.
67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuff’s as “cannon fodder”.
68. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
69. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
70. Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.
72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I
will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can be only ONE!”.
73. I should not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine”.
74. I will not say the phrase “Dude, get a life.” to Lord Voldemort.
75. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
76. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts.
And I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force”.
78. Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster”, not “My Liege”.
79. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.
80. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It Does
DEATH!!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should
answer.
83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
85. Ravenclaw’s do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for and indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.
86. I will not attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class.
87. A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.
88. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.
89. I will not charm Hermione’s time turner to rotate every half-hour.
90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
91. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are “Auror Training Videos”.
92. When being interrogated by a member of the staff, I am not to wave my
hand and announce “These are not the droids you are looking for”.
93. I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.
94. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what
happens.
97. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts: A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
98. “OMGWTF” is not a spell.
99. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.
102. I will not cast the occasional Oblivate spell on Dumbledore, even if it would be amusing.
103. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixie Stix.
104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.
105. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.
106. I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
107. I will not sing The Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
108. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
109. I will not douse Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak with lemon juice to
see if he will become visible wearing it and standing near the fire in
the common room.
110. I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic Transfiguration spell.
111. I will not yell “Believe it… or not!” after any of Dumbledore’s speeches.
112. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
113. My name is not “The Dark Lord Happy-Pants” and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
114. There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation.
115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.
116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
117. Voldemort is not Ganandorf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.
119. I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of “Knights of the Round Table” for the Christmas feast.
120. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.
121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sound with my wand.
122. “Draco Malfoy Takes it Up The Arse” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.
125. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor.
126. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.
127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.
128. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the Common Room.
130. It is not necessary for me to yell “BAMF!” every time I Apparate.
131. I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hallways.
132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
133. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”.
134. I will not teach the first years to play “The Penis Game” in the Great Hall during dinner.
135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.
136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.
137. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
138. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
139. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a Dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.
140. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.
141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
142. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriote career choice.
143. I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.
144. The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.
145. It is not necessary to yell “Burn!” everytime Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
146. “Y’all check this-here shit out!” is not an appropriate way to announce
that you are about to perform an experimental spell.
147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout “I have the power!”
148. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
149. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged
him to a duel and then have students yell “Ni” from various directions.
150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Promise to Remember:

I promise to remember Harry,

When someone grows up with no love.

I promise to remember Ron,

When someone is jealous.

I promise to remember Hermione,

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.

I promise to remember James and Lily,

when someone dies before their time.

I promise to remember Dumbledore,

At the thought of the greater good.

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good",

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course.

I promise to remember Moony,

And fight for human rights.

I promise to remember Snape,

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Narcissa,

When I'd do anything for family.

I promise to remember Dora Tonks,

When someone is hyper.

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring.

I promise to remember Percy,

When ambition gets the best of me.

I promise to be careful,

For Moody's sake, of course.

I promise to remember Hagrid,

When one is wrongly blamed.

I promise to remember Neville,

when I stand up for what is right.

I promise to remember the Marauders,

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

Yes I promise that I will remember Harry Potter

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you love Torchwood, Gareth David Lloyd, John Barrowman and David Tennant, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If sometimes you really wish Doctor Who/Torchwood was real, and that you could be part of it, copy & paste this on your profile.

If you love Gareth David-Lloyd as much as I do copy this into your profile.

If you totally should work for Torchwood, put this on your profile.

If you think that you ought to belong in Wonderland, copy and paste this into your profile.

If seeing Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland made you realize you are mad and should go become a member of the Mad Tea Party, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you wish you personally knew the Mad Hatter, copy & paste this into your profile!

If you absolutely loved the Mad Hatter, the March Hare, and the cheshire cat, put this in your profile!

If you you think real vampires don't glitter add this to your profile.

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. (Jumping, by golly, gee wilikers!)

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your hand stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing football or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (on purpose)
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. ( i just did that because you pointed it out)
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

The Big Read reckons that the average adult has only read 6 of the top 100 books they've printed. Well let's see.

Look at the list and bold those you have read.

1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
5 To Kill A Mockingbird - Harper Lee
6 The Bible
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
9 His dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
12 Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks
18 Catcher in the Rye- JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveller's Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy - Douglas Adams
26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
34 Emma - Jane Austen
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli's Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
41 Animal Farm - George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel
52 Dune - Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice And men - John Steinbeck
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones's Diary - Helen Fielding
69 Midnight's Children - Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses - James Joyce
76 The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal - Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession - AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte's Web - EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Alborn
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo
Total: 17

ME BEHAVE? SERIOUSLY? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. The fault is not mine
If you had this childhood and loved it, repost

Someone makes fun off you. A good friend would make fun off them back. A true friend would beat the shit out off them for you.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

If your life had a soundtrack, what would it be?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

This is mine:

Opening Credits: We Will Rock You by Queen (Could be worse)

Waking Up: Ego by The Saturdays (Again, could be worse)

First Day At School: Killer Queen by Queen (Works quite well)

Falling In Love: E.T. (feat Kanye West) by Katy Perry (I like it!)

Losing Virginity: Up by The Saturdays (Let's move on, shall we?)

Fight Song: Under Pressure by Queen (Nice!)

Breaking Up: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen (Okay…)

Mental Breakdown: Don't Stop Me Now by Queen (I suppose if I took drugs…)

Driving: I Want It All by Queen (Actually, in a really weird way, that works)

Flashback: What About Us by John Barrowman (Awesome!)

Getting Back Together: Hot N Cold by Katy Perry (Also awesome!)

Wedding: I Owe It All to You by John Barrowman (Oh, that's perfect!)

Birth of Child: Let Me Entertain You by Queen (…)

Final Battle: Who Wants to Live Forever by Queen (Perfect!)

Death Scene: Another One Bites the Dust by Queen (Perversely funny)

Funeral Song: Don't Cry Out Loud by John Barrowman (That's actually pretty good!)

As you can see, I don't have much of a variety when it comes to music, but some of those work quite well!

Another random thing!

Soap Opera Name (middle name and current street name): Jean Swain (Fine I guess)

Super-Hero Name (favourite colour and favourite drink): Blue Milkshake (Just no)

Star Wars Name (first three letters of last name, first three letters of first name, and last three letters of mother's maiden name): Mareleord (Okay, I’ve never seen Star Wars, so I’m not sure if this is okay or weird…)

Goth Name (black and the name of one of your pets): Black Ginger (I like it!)

Witness Protection Name (mother’s & father’s middle names): Helen Robert (It actually works!)

Fly Name (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Elll (Right…)

Gangsta Name (first 3 letters of first name plus izzle): Eleizzle (I get called that anyway! Please don't ask who calls me that, though.)

Detective Name (favourite colour and favourite animal): Blue Cat (Awesome!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile

If you went to save Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you you think real vampires don't glitter add this to your profile.

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. (Jumping, by golly, gee wilikers!)

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, shadowkat 2701,Afw,charmedcrazy14, charmedbaby11, thesistersthree, Charmedn1, KittyKat835, DethRose, Ying-Fa-Dono, Daelena, Eleanor Harkness-Jones

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Life Alchemist, wolf-wispers, Eleanor Harkness-Jones

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was germs?
'Mum' (was your hero)and 'Dad' was the man you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST Enemy was your sister
and race issues were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

ARE YOU A...

Loser
[X] You don't have very many friends.
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name.
[X] You were always picked last for kickball.
[?] You don't like to talk a lot. (Complicated – I do talk a lot, but only to my few friends, and never to people I don't know, and I very rarely started a conversation)
[X] You tend to avoid mass social activities
[ ] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.
[X] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[X] Your friends have blown you off before.
[X] You sit alone in most of your classes (When we're allowed to pick where we sit)
[X] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.
[X] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[?] People don't find you friendly. (I don't know what other people think!)
[X] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype.
[X] You eat alone at lunch.

Total= 10 (I'm not counting the ?s)

Party Girl/Boy
[ ] Let's face it: you like to party.
] You party every other weekend.
[ ] Or every weekend?
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion.
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state or world
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[ ] You've hooked up at parties.
[ ] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[ ] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[ ] You've partied all night.
[ ] You've sneaked out of the house to party.
[ ] Actually, your parents really don't care if you party or not.
[X] You're pretty much nocturnal. (But not because I party – because I stay up all night so I can watch Doctor Who and Torchwood 'cos no-one else in my house likes them!)
[ ] You like to go clubbing.
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[ ] You've crashed a party before.
[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party
[ ] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[ ] You've done something that you regret at a party.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.

Total = 1 (ish)

Scene Kid
[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[ ] You have an obsession with dinosaurs, robots, or Pokémon.
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr.
[ ] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your MySpace
[X] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.
[ ] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[ ] Your hair is multi-coloured.
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[X] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[ ] You mosh.
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your MySpace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[ ] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person.
[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[ ] You enjoy photography.

Total = 2

Prep
[ ] You pop the collar
[ ] You won't go near the Goths
[ ] You own at least one thing from a designer store.
[ ] You are very clean cut.
[ ] You are squeamish.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is.
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] One favourite store is either Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] You carry a purse wherever you go.
[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
[ ] You do not leave the house without make up.
[ ] You feel really girly when you gush over male actors.

Total = 0

Band Geek
[X] You have played an instrument before.
[?] You still play an instrument. (I probably still could if I could find it)
[ ] You are/were in regular Band.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[ ] You are/were in Marching Band.
[ ] Most of your friends are in band.
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[ ] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion.
[ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major.
[ ] You've made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition.
[ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
[ ] Band is your favourite class.
[ ] You have been to band camp.
[ ] You walk in step with all your friends.
[ ] You talk about band constantly.
[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
[X] You hate rap music.
[ ] Marching Season is your favourite time of year.
[X] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself.
[ ] Your favourite jokes are band jokes.
[ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.

Total = 3

Thespian
[X] You have seen a school play.
[X] You have seen a Broadway musical. (I'm substituting Broadway for the West End in London – they're pretty much the same, aren't they?)
[X] You like to act.
[X] You have participated in a school play.
[X] You have participated in a play outside of school.
[ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference
[X] You get pissed off when people make that thespian, did you say lesbian joke?
[ ] You have done tech.
[X] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props.
[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[X] You have been to a cast party.
[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.
[ ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
[ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are.
[ ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed with RENT.
[X] You do not have a personal bubble.
[X] You actually understand Shakespeare.
[ ] You know how to put on stage make up.
[X]You have been a lead.
[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre. (I have no friends L)

Total = 10

Overachiever
[ ] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[ ] You have a part-time job.
[X] You have straight A's.
[X] You are in mostly honours/IB/AP classes.
[ ] You do not procrastinate.
[ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test.
[ ] You do not have very much down time.
[ ] You are very organized.
[X] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[ ] You are in a relationship.
[ ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.
[ ] In your extracurricular, you hold leadership positions.
[ ] You are/were on Student Council.
[ ] You are/were the class president.
[ ] You are/were a class officer.
[ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
[ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
[X] People have told you that you didn't have a life.
[ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
[ ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.

Total = 4

Slacker
[ ] Your grades are slipping.
[X] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
[ ] You do a lot of things half-assed.
[X] You are an overall procrastinator.
[X] You like to sleep.
[ ] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[ ] You are often late to school/work.
[ ] You don't turn in a lot of your work.
[X] You spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on Facebook/dA when you could be doing something more productive.
[X] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer. (I like sleep :D)
[X] You do not get out of your pyjamas unless you have to leave the house.
[ ] You could walk, but you'll just drive.
[ ] You have fallen asleep during class before.
[X] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
[X] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
[ ] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
[X] You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before.

Total = 9

Goth
[ ] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.
[ ] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.
[ ] You think tattoos are hot.
[ ] You think odd piercings are hot.
[x] You don't get along with your parents. (Small x because I get along with my dad fantastically, but not very well with my mum)
[ ] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic colour
[ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes.
[X] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
[ ] You like to write dark poetry.
[ ] You are into/interested in S&M.
[ ] You have a pair of oversized black pants.
[ ] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends (??????????????)
[ ] You listen to grunge.
[ ] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[ ] You smoke cigarettes.
[ ] You will only date other Goths.
[ ] You don't really care what people think about you.
[ ] Overly happy people scare you.
[ ] You like black makeup & nail polish best.

Total = 1

Nerd
[X] You actually study for tests and quizzes.
[X] You have straight A's.
[X] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex.
[ ] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo.
[X] You over-analyse jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore. (Depends who tells them really)
[X] Your mom buys your clothes for you.
[X] You actually answer the questions in class.
[X] You sit front row centre in all of your classes to get the best learning experience. (Again, when we get to pick where we sit)
[ ] You miss school during the summer.
[ ] You wear your pants at your waist.
[X] You prefer sweatpants to jeans. (I prefer anything to jeans)
[ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
[X] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed. (Or anyone really. Except for people I hate – and there's a lot of them)
[X] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey. (And have corrected them)
[X] People always cheat off you during tests. (Well, they try to)
[X] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
[ ] You wear/should be wearing glasses. )

Total = 12

Metal head
[ ] Most people are scared of your music
[ ] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics
[X] You hate emo kids
[ ] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before
[ ] Slipknot isn't really metal
[ ] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre
[x] You hate pop and rap. (Again small x – I like pop, I hate rap)
[ ] You spend all your money on music-related stuff
[ ] Scene kids are fun to laugh at.
[X] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands
[ ] You curse a lot.
[ ] You can name at least five sub genres of metal
[ ] You wore black converses before they became emo
[ ] At least one of your favourite bands thinks they're Vikings
[ ] You also like classic rock, such as led zeppelin and Pink Floyd.
[X] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music. (Or for insulting my taste in music)

Total = 3

You know you live in the 21st century when...

1) You accidentally enter a password on a microwave.
2) You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.
3) The reason for not staying in touch with friends is because they don't have a screen name or facebook.
4) You would rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8) As you read this list you're thinking about sending it to all of your friends
9)You were to busy to notice number 5
10) You scrolled back up to see if there is a number 5
11) You are now laughing stupidly at yourself
12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, you know you did!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my 'kind.'
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen
Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh
Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"
Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We fucked up, huh?"
Good friends dont let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid thing ALONE

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in the world.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
--Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage--

Do what the Doctor tells you!

Statements from the Doctor on Life and how to live it

•First things first….but not necessarily in that order.

•Don't be afraid to dress conspicuously.

•Hang on long enough, and you’re bound to see something interesting

•Be polite to strangers; offer them a jelly baby.

•When government gets involved, start getting nervous

•Best camouflage is not to look like you’re hiding.

•Say NO when you believe you should.

•First appearances are a load of rot.

•Trouble can look like just about anything. Remember that.

•Life is hard. Then you regenerate.

•There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.

•A little shock never hurt anyone.

•Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.

•There is a scientific explanation for everything.

•But you don’t always need to know it.

•Almost any problem can be solved by reversing the polarity of the neutron flow.

•Bananas are good.

•Killing can be necessary. That doesn’t make it right

•Don’t annoy the only one who can fix things!

•Face bureaucracy with sarcasm.

•Never trust anyone who says ‘everything is fine’

•When in doubt, bang the console with a mallet.

•No matter how much you know, there’s something you don’t.

•Stupid rules were made to be broken.

•The ability to do something isn’t a reason to do it

•Listen to people who make sense.

•DON’T RUN OFF!

•Make friends. Everyone needs a friend sometime.

•This is life; nothing's sure

•Time and Time Lords wait for no man.

•People can be so much more than they think.

•When I say run, RUN!

•Always look at the scenery.

•Traveling through established timelines is strictly forbidden. Except for cheap tricks.

•Anyone can change. Anyone.

•Never guess, unless you have to; there's enough uncertainty in the universe as it is…

•Everyone will fall for an enormously big lie at some point.

•Talking gets you out of some very tight corners.

•If it glows, avoid it.

•Everyone deserves a chance.

•Sign language doesn’t work at all!

•Use your head!

•If you’re going to be nasty you can just go home.

•Courage is your last and best quality.

•Don’t know what it is, don’t touch it.

•Don’t have a neuron implosion.

•The nicest people are not what they seem.

•Oi! Don’t push the nice big buttons!

•Don’t let your curiosity run away with you.

•They will not see you if you stand very close to the wall.

•One must always accept the unexpected.

•All aliens speak with British accents.

•Humans are very easily sent into hysterics.

• Learn everything you can

•Trust your senses. All of them.

•Wherever you go, people are essentially the same.

•Do not distract the driver.

•Never say ‘that won’t happen.’

•Laugh once in a while. At anything.

There's nothing the sonic screwdriver can't handle.

•Keep your heart(s) in good shape

•Be HAPPY!

•Never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

•However bad it may be, it'll all blow up in the last scene.

•Stay out of the shadows

•Everyone remotely interesting is mad in one way or another.

•Get a little perspective.

•Innovate. Always innovate.

•The worst won't happen if you do something immensely clever.

•Try not to fly off the handle!

•It doesn’t matter where you are in space and time; you still get peckish!

•Don’t dwell on anything too long.

•Life is worth nothing if it’s taken at the cost of others.

•You CAN’T fight Sontarans!

•If someone says ‘shut UP!’, do it

•Humans have an amazing capacity for self-deception.

•One solid hope's worth a cartload of certainties.

•If you're so clever, then you know how to listen!

•Don’t trust the computers.

•If you muck something up, be sure to apologize.

•Ask yourself: What would The Doctor do?

•War is not heroic.

•Your best weapons are your mind, your scarf, and your brolly.

•Have hope. Always have hope.

•Get plenty of sleep. Never mind the circumstances.

•Try anything once.

•Change is good. But it can be painful.

•Get a hobby. Everybody needs one.

•Life will out!

•If you fail, get very angry. Then succeed.

•Do what is right. Even if it breaks your heart(s).

•You won’t get called a stupid ape if you don’t act like one.

•I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

•It’s good to bring along a change of clothes. Or a few.

• All alien planets have corridors somewhere.

•You never know what you're going to get.

•Think fast.

•The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common; they don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit the views.

•Life’s an adventure. That’s why we keep living!

•Don’t say ‘what could go wrong?’

•You can get into anywhere with a confident attitude…and psychic paper.

•Do what’s right. Not what’s reasonable.

Have You EVER:

[ ] Smoked a cigarette

[ ] Drank so much you threw up

[ ] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back

[ ] Been arrested

[ ] Gone on a blind date

[ ] Skipped school

[ ] Seen someone die

[ ] Been to Canada

[ ] Been to Florida

[ ] Been to Mexico

[X] Been on a plane

[X] Been lost

[ ] Been on the opposite side of the country

[ ] Gone to Washington, DC

[X] Swam in the ocean

[X] Felt like dying

[X] Cried yourself to sleep

[X] Played cops and robbers

[ ] Recently colored with crayons

[ ] Sang karaoke badly

[X] Paid for a meal with only coins

[X] Done something you told yourself you wouldn't

[X] Made prank phone calls

[ ] Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose

[ ] Laughed until liquid came out of the other end

[X] Caught a snowflake on your tongue.

[ ] Danced in the rain

[X] Written a letter to Santa Claus

[ ] Been kissed under the mistletoe

[ ] Watched the sun rise with someone you care about

[ ] Blown bubbles

[ ] Made a bonfire on the beach

[ ] Crashed a party

[ ] Gone roller-skating

[X] Gone ice-skating

[X] I'm single

[ ] I'm in a relationship

[ ] I've had someone cheat on me.

[ ] I've gone on a blind date.

[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.

[X] I miss someone right now.

[X] I have a fear of commitment.

[X] I have a fear of abandonment.

[ ] I've cheated in a relationship.

[ ] I've been the cheatee (if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with)

[ ] I've gotten divorced

[ ] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.

[ ] I've told someone I loved them

[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.

[ ] I've been molested and/or raped repeatedly by someone I knew

Sexuality

[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex

[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.

[X] I am a cuddler.

[X] I love to flirt.

[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.

[ ] I've hugged a stranger.

[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime

[ ] I am a terrible liar.

[X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't

[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.

[ ] I've snuck out of my house.

[ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am.

[X] I am keeping a secret from the world

[ ] I've cheated while playing a game.

[ ] I've cheated on a test.

[ ] I've run a red light.

[ ] I've been suspended from school.

[ ] I've witnessed a crime.

[X] I've been in a fist fight.

[ ] I've been arrested.

[ ] I've shoplifted.

Drugs/Alcohol

[ ] I've consumed alcohol.

[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.

[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.

[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.

[X] I can't swallow pills.

[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.

[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.

[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.

[X] I take anti-depressants.

[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.

[X] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.

[ ] I'm addicted to adrenaline.

[X] I've hurt myself on purpose.

[ ] I'm addicted to self-harm.

[X] I've woken up crying.

[X] I've cried myself to sleep.

Death and Suicide

[ ] I'm afraid of dying.

[ ] I hate funerals.

[ ] I've seen someone dying.

[ ] Someone I know has attempted suicide.

[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.

[ ] I've attempted suicide.

Random

[?] I can sing well.

[ ] I open up to others easily.

[ ] I watch the news.

[ ] I don't kill bugs.

[X] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.

[ ] I curse regularly.

[X] I sing in the shower.

[ ] I am a morning person.

[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.

[X] I'm a snob about grammar.

[ ] I am a sports fanatic.

[ ] I twirl my hair

[ ] have "x"s in my screen name

[X] I love being neat

[ ] I love Spam

[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day

[ ] I bake well.

[X] My favourite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue

[ ] I would wear pyjamas to school.

[ ] I like Martha Stewart.

[X] I know how to shoot a gun.

[ ] I am in love with love.

[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.

[X] I laugh at my own jokes.

[ ] I eat fast food weekly

[X] I believe in ghosts.

[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.

[X] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.

[X] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.

[X] I am really ticklish.

[ ] I love white chocolate.

[X] I bite my nails.

[X] I play video games.

[X] I'm good at remembering faces.

[X] I'm good at remembering names.

[X] I'm good at remembering dates.

[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

[ ] I have tried to join a circus and failed

[X] My answers are totally honest

*QUICK NOTE* I just want to say here for anyone who's interested, if I favourite or alert your story but don't review, I'm sorry, it's just I'm not very good at reviews, so I tend to just favourite or alert a story. I don't like littering a good/brilliant/fantastic/excellent story with a rubbish review. Thanks for reading.

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The path to forgiveness by loulabelle90 reviews
Previously JUMPING JELLYFISH. A week after Ianto came back from his suspension he was hit by a alien device. Spoilers up to S1E4, gwen bashing and preslash
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,669 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Christmas by keria1123 reviews
This is a series of drabbles set on Christmas about Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Sirius and Regulus Black, Remus Lupin, Barty Crouch Junior, Percy Weasley, Severus Snape, Neville Longbottom and Tom Riddles's christmas's at the age of seven Except Regulus who is six .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Tom R. Jr., Regulus B. - Complete
Inevitable by shipfic reviews
Crisscolfer. Chris and Darren have known each other since they were born; they have been best friends for just as long, but there's something that Darren isn't telling Chris and it has everything to do with just how much he loves his best friend. A/N: Please review. This is the very first piece of fanfic that I have ever published and it would really help to know what people think
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,325 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 10/15/2013
My Strange Addiction by Rettastarkidklainer reviews
Blaine Anderson begins cutting when he realises he's gay. Right through all of his ups and downs in life, he had self harm to bring him down to earth. Warning: contains self harm, swearing, violence and later, sex. Told from first person.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Cooper A.
Maybe You're Gonna Be The One That Saves Me by singyourheartout287 reviews
This is basically the aftermath of the little conversation Klaine had in Glease. Blaine has a breakdown, Kurt finds him, and they both make efforts to muddle through all this together. Or, what Glee season 4 would have been like if Blaine's depression had been addressed instead of brushed under the rug. TW: depression, suicidal thoughts, self harm, suicide attempt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,886 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
AmericanWelsh Exchange by Janto4eva reviews
AU. The Torchwood team, plus a few familiar faces from Doctor Who, are 16 year old students taking part in an exchange between their two schools. Jack/Ianto, Tosh/Owen, Gwen/Rhys.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,454 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Impossible by Hana-Sama reviews
Puck didn't want to get another girl pregnant… Kurt is an honorary girl… and it's IMPOSSIBLE to get him pregnant… right? MPREG, Male-Male situations and swearing. Don't like, don't read.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,606 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Puck, Kurt H.
You Still Know My Coffee Order by ASuperGleek reviews
Set 10 years after (The Break Up) if Sam & Blaine hadn't become friends and (Thanksgiving, Xmas & I Do episodes) didn't happen. Kurt is now 29 years old, living in New York City an editor of Vogue. He hasn't spoken or thought of Blaine since they had broken up all them years so what happens when one day when they bump into each other? Can Kurt help Blaine to forgive himself?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,120 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 4/17/2013 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] Burt H., Adam
Not On My Agenda by SammyWritesFicSometimes reviews
It's not exactly easy being the closeted gay son of a conservative presidential candidate. That's why Blaine Anderson seeks the friendship of Kurt Hummel, the out-and-proud son of his father's opponent. But what begins as a reluctant friendship may end up having a larger impact on the election than either of them can imagine. Because falling in love was never part of the plan.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,898 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Prince and His Servant by lyokodreamer reviews
When Prince Blaine and his fiance - Prince Sebastian of Dalton - visit the town of Hallis, in the land of Tresh, he meets a certain boy that becomes his servant. And love might be involved. SeBlaine at first, later Klaine Mpreg later on. Don't own anything.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 34,173 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
A Year in the (School) Life by knightlycat reviews
Blaine Anderson, former bodyguard to, and now live-in love of, movie and Broadway star Kurt Hummel has finally achieved his dream of becoming a teacher. A series of stories about his first year at Carlisle Academy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,702 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hope by butterflycullen429 reviews
Blaine is homeless, and pregnant. At a soup Kitchen, Blaine meets a kind hearted man who opens his arms to Blaine, and offers him hope. Warning: Mpreg! Don't like, don't read. Third genre would be Romance.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,623 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Bang Goes the Divine Creator by Araylia Reed reviews
AU. Dark fic that gets progressively lighter. Ianto has a bad start in life and things only get worse as he grows up, will the appearance of Torchwood and one Jack Harkness change it for the better?
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,034 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Dead Lilies by Harmony Goldstar reviews
After the battle Harry returns to his first home in Godric's Hollow. Eighteen years after its last inhabitants were killed, the house is very different from what Harry couldn't quite remember in the first place. Inspired by the song 'Dead Flowers' by Miranda Lambert. Not a songfic. Please read & review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Someone Who Needs You Too Much by thelilacfield reviews
"Holy hell," Santana breathed after a long, tense silence. "So you're saying..." - "Kurt's pregnant."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,820 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Adam - Complete
We Slip And Slide As We Fall In Love by thelilacfield reviews
He can't keep this up, not when the mask has been set for two years now and every day he's desperate to let it fade into nothingness, to be himself and revel in freedom. But he can't. He has to present himself as the epitome of a masculine, mainstream straight guy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,954 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.] Rachel B.
Only You by Christina B reviews
Kurt Hummel has always despised pop star and international heart throb Blaine Anderson. And when Blaine takes a break from his tour to attend McKinley, Kurt tries to avoid him at all costs. To Kurt's horror the famous singer takes a sudden interest in him despite being 'straight'. Badboy!Blaine with a twist!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,428 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Lyrics 'Verse by JolinarJackson reviews
Part Thirteen online: Jack took a breath, tried to explain, to make it better but the truth was that he'd tried it out in his head - every single excuse - and there was nothing that came even close to being good enough to utter.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,205 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Torchwood Inbox by Flawed Heroine reviews
What's in the Torchwood team's inboxes? Just a bit of fun, emails coinciding with each episode. DISCLAIMER: I don't own Torchwood.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,575 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 10/26/2010
Here we go again by Jiwa reviews
When Ianto Jones died in the Thames House, he didn't expect to wake up in the past. And what he definitely didn't expect, was that with his knowledge about the future, he had the power to change everything. Janto. COE fix!it fic. Cover art by Mad-Hattie.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,939 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Jack H., Toshiko S./Tosh, Owen H., Ianto J.
Cuddles by trufflemores reviews
That's it. That's the title. Just a stand-alone cuddly one-shot about Klaine circa Christmas 2013. Kurt/Blaine. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2013 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] - Complete
Our Superman by ARomanticAtHeart reviews
Kurt hadn't cried - not really. Tag to "The Quarterback". Spoilers for Season 5 episode 3. Warnings for sadness and tears.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Slowly, Then All At Once by thelilacfield reviews
He's going to change lives. Blaine Anderson, just sixteen, is going to give those who desperately desire a child, but are unable to bear one themselves, the opportunity to become a parent. He is going to give so much love to a world that might otherwise continue in longing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,241 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
May the odds be ever in your favour by ASuperGleek reviews
Kurt Hummel is a boy living in District 12 until one day his life gets twisted upside down when his name gets picked for the 70th Annual Hunger Games. He must now fight for his life in the arena while finding what might be the love of his life in the form of Blaine Anderson from District 2 who also happens to be a career.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,868 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] Burt H.
We've Done The Same Thing All Before by lunarocks14 reviews
AU: Blaine's parents sent him to McKinley after the Sadie Hawkins incident, rather than Dalton. Set at the start of Season One and continues through Two and Three, mainly canon-compliant. Eventual Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,979 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.]
A Broadway Romance by klainepuppylove reviews
Kurt and Blaine are Broadway stars and are introduced during the Tony Awards by Rachel Berry. This story follows the growing friendship between the two stars, and will they ever become more then friends, or are their pasts going to haunt them forever? AU future!klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,990 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Not So Dapper by IWannaLiveInABigBlueBox reviews
Blaine Warbler was always so put together, with his perfect Dalton uniform and his perfect hair. So what happens when Kurt starts to see cracks in his perfect mask.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Kurt H., Burt H., Carole H., Blaine A. - Complete
Countdown to Splash Zone by Care-Blaire reviews
It's not easy to stay patient when there's a countdown on your wrist telling you the exact moment you will meet your soul mate, and as Blaine finds out, even harder when there's less than a day until it hits zero.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hazel Eyes and Angel Wings by Don't-Mind-If-I-Slytherin reviews
Kurt has spent all his life on the run, no one knows what happens when someone 'like him' get's taken, but he doesn't want to find out. Blaine escaped from his captors and is running, no idea of the world around him, when they meet, will they help each other or will their relationship make it harder to stay alive. !Superpower Fic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I Get By With A Little Help by mailroomorder reviews
Based on a Blangst Prompt of the Day. Blaine's parents notice that he is displaying signs of depression and take him to a therapist. Takes you through the process of Blaine coping with his depression and seeing a psychiatrist.b
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Blaine A. - Complete
I'll Love You Till The End Of Time by LuhGleek reviews
Blaine and Kurt are best friends. They are in love with each other but too afraid to admit it. Is their love going to survive when another boy comes through Kurt's life? And what if this boy is not who Kurt think he is, will Blaine save him before he gets hurt?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,081 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
So Far Away (Re:Uploaded) by CrissColferCrowe reviews
Re:Uploaded - Instead of Quinn in the car accident, it's Kurt. Angst.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Rachel B., Kurt H., Finn H., Blaine A. - Complete
Love in a Time of Death by NikkiEvans reviews
Blaine Anderson has dealt with death a lot in his life. Sometimes he wonders if that's why he and Kurt were drawn to each other. They didn't see the light in each other, but instead they saw a sadness that they both understood. Warning: Deals with 4 deaths, including Finn's. Deals with miscarriage, suicide, and cancer (none of which are Finn's cause of death). None are graphic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Wonderful Life (A Daddy Klaine Verse): A Spectrum of Moments by Disloyalhousemdfan reviews
Originally a One-Shot but is now a Daddy!Klaine Verse. There will be other drabbles added that are within this Verse, but not in any particular order. It's Kurt and Blaine as DADDIES! ENJOY!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,854 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Say What You Need to Say by DeeDeeloris reviews
Mute!Blaine Blaine is a new student at McKinley and is trying his best to keep under the radar. He is doing a good job until he grabs the attention of Kurt Hummel. Rating for furture language and possible smut, I haven't decided yet.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,103 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Without You By My Side by GleekMom reviews
Written for the Klaine Hiatus Exchange: Blaine and Kurt graduated from NYADA with heavy hearts, knowing that in the morning they would part ways for two years and thousands of miles. Will a once in a lifetime opportunity tear them apart for the last time or ultimately bring them back together forever?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Uncut by gentlereader4u reviews
Blaine's quiet freakout as he compares his body to Kurt's.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
How can I not love you? by Blackness reviews
It's Kurt's engagement party. His marrying Adam. He loves Adam. But then he hears a heart felt song that was not meant for his ears. Blaine meanwhile is top of his class. learning is easy! Blaine must learn how not to love Kurt, so he can move on. Truth be told that's rather a more difficult thing to learn. Sorry if it has errors. Laptop died. Written on Ipad. Xx
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Secrets by sheenamarieanne reviews
Blaine has been fighting his demons and had been winning for some time. Until he tripped and started losing control – of everything. Trigger warnings: depression, mentions of self-harm, suicide
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Stomach Flu Champ by Klainelover1997
Prompt: Blaine gets the stomach flu at Nationals season 3
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Will S., Kurt H., Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
I have something that I wanna say by MyMagentaPeach reviews
1x04 Preggers-What If: "I'm gay," Kurt says, voice trembling. What if Kurt had not found it in himself to wait for Burt's reply? ONE-SHOTS COLLECTION, Open for PROMPTS!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Comic Con by knightlycat reviews
Kurt's invited to take part in a panel at Comic Con and Blaine comes along, comic books and a certain superhero costume in tow. The sixth additional story in the Not Like the Movies 'verse.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Who's the Father? by FrostedHoodies reviews
Blaine is in his first year at NYADA and in a relationship with Kurt. After a week of nausea and exhaustion, Blaine finds out that he is pregnant. The problem? Five weeks ago he was raped at a party and has no way of knowing who the father of his baby is. Warnings for rape (and its aftermath) and mpreg.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Secrets by toklainefinityandbeyond reviews
The day Kurt and Blaine tell each other "I love you," they return to the Hudson-Hummel house where deep secrets are revealed. Warnings: Minor trigger warning, and insane amounts of fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Come What May by Because Life reviews
At McKinley High, Blaine is the most popular, the most feared. At home, he is abused and neglected, a nobody. Perfection drives him to please his violent father, but can a certain shy, modest boy show Blaine that he can be loved despite his flaws, and save him from the pain?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,206 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., New Directions
Emotional Scars by kaykay135 reviews
After Blaine's parents die in a terrible accident he is forced to move in with his abusive aunt and uncle. They transfer him to McKinley as they refuse to pay for him to go to Dalton; his aunt and uncle are homophobic and refuse to accept who Blaine is. But in his new school he meets someone who is more than willing to accept him. Warning: homophobic language and abuse Enjoyx
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,716 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Break Me Like A Promise by thelilacfield reviews
It's always a risk, to try something new. Standing at the edge of a cliff top, staring out over the ocean to the horizon far beyond, wondering if you can truly muster the courage to step out over that rock and let yourself fall. So many times people jump, and when they reach the ground, they find they should never have been so scared in the first place.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,821 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Four Stages of Attraction by drarry4forever reviews
Unseen circumstances forces Harry and Albus to move in with Draco and Scorpius. Albus has been harbouring a secret crush on Scorpius and so has Scorpius on Albus. But Scorpius doesn't want to believe it. So Albus makes Slytherin-worthy plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
KISSING by fantasylover42 reviews
what would have happened if Jack and Ianto met in a preschool/daycare setting? Starting with them meeting and following them through school. Rated T for now because of later chapters, rating will be rethought once i get there... :
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,422 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
The Elements by tunystark reviews
There's no reason for him to speak, so he doesn't.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Forgiveness by DaringDreamerWithAPen reviews
This is just basically how I feel Blaine's Christmas visit to New York with Burt to see Kurt should have gone. :)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Have We Met? - ON HOLD by Bookworm1017 reviews
Artie's dream is real. In order for things to go back to the way they were, Artie must reunite Kurt and Blaine. Will it be easy? No. Set during 'Glee, Actually'.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
What If Forever Ends Today by C.M. Oliver is eastwoodgirl reviews
Everybody told him to wait before asking Kurt to marry him, that they were still young and had years of their lives ahead of them. That their love was built to last forever... But forever, Blaine finds out, may have a different definition for him. 4X21 reaction. Or the real reason why Blaine suddenly wants to marry Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Underneath Your Clothes by brokenlovesong reviews
Kurt is happily married to Marley, two kids. He has a nice job, and is living the white-picket-fence-dream. Until one night he attends his friend's bachelor-party and a stranger with chocolate brown eyes and an electrifying smile turns it all around. Eventually Kurt starts an affair with the man. Will he be forever closeted? Warnings: explicit sex, angst, cheating, strong language.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,143 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Rain (Fall Down) by Eleture reviews
Anon prompted: "when kurt and blaine talk after burt goes to bed on christmas, blaine admits that he feels depressed, and suicidal." TW: depression, discussion of suicide
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Blaine A. - Complete
I Never Left by slysadie reviews
Blaine Anderson is a new student as McKinley high after his parents move to the small town of Lima. On his first day he meets a stunning, pale boy named Kurt who has him falling head over heels in no time. But is everything as it seems? ghost!kurt AU where Kurt killed himself after NBK. TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR NONCON, SUICIDE & DEPRESSION
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 14,532 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
And The World Spins Madly On by syntheticpoetry reviews
A few weeks after visiting Kurt in New York and confessing to cheating, Blaine is attacked and left for dead. Burt finds him on his way home from work and calls Kurt to let him know. / Now a multi-chapter fic, by popular demand!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,221 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Begin Again by futureMrsCriss reviews
Klaine AU. Kurt and Blaine broke up after that night in Battery Park and hadn't spoken since. What happens two years later when Kurt turns 21 and runs into Blaine during his celebrations? (RATED T, POSSIBLY TO INCREASE)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,640 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Skin And Scales by thelilacfield reviews
Kurt is a human. Blaine is a merman. Blaine washes up on shore, tangled in fishing nets, and can't free himself. Kurt stumbles upon him by accident and sets him free. Blaine escapes back into the ocean, but can't stop thinking about Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,175 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Let's Wrap Time by SaySomethingNiceOrIWillKillYou reviews
Always wanted to know what would happen if the characters met the actors? Bit crackish, but with real hidden depth. One-shot! Please Read and Review
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
Islands in the Stream by knightlycat reviews
Kurt and Blaine repay their loyal fans with a livestream event. A Not Like the Movies 'verse story.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
If I Die Young by xkatrinna reviews
Blaine can't deal with everything when he doesn't have Kurt around. It's just too hard. So this is his final goodbye. Major blangst, Rated M to be safe. Suicide, depression, character death - depending on how you see it. Full warnings are inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
How the New Directions Turned Over a New Leaf by SergeantGullible12 reviews
Blaine knew that Kurt transferred to Dalton because of bullying. Except it wasn't just the jocks and cheerleaders that tormented him. No, most of the Glee Club picked on him too. Airhead!Kurt. Part of the Ditzy 'verse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
Words Unspoken by QueenSeer161 reviews
A gunshot has gone off in McKinley High. When a boy can't bring himself to say goodbye, he makes sure to tell the ones he loves at least that much. But outside there are two people just as terrified as he is, hoping for one more chance to make things right. This story is based on 4x18, Shooting Star, and may contain spoilers and triggers associated with the content of the episode.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Blaine A. - Complete
Stand By Me by MyMagentaPeach reviews
4x21 FILLER: Kurt and Blaine stay a little longer at the Lima Bean after Mike and Mercedes have left. And Kurt fights to not get overwhelmed. He cannot let go, not today, of feeling safe, feeling safe with Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Control by butterflycullen429 reviews
Kurt has forgiven Blaine for cheating, and the two have given their romantic relationship a second chance. But, Blaine still has some demons lurking in the corners of his mind. Warning - Self harm and Blaingst.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Unfinished by trufflemores reviews
4x22. '"I don't think we were ever just friends," Kurt admits quietly.' Takes place immediately after "All or Nothing." Kurt/Blaine. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sugar Baby by thelilacfield reviews
How strange life is, in that it can make one night at a bar into a change in two lives, bringing together a lying teenager, and a rich and famous music producer, and making twelve years seem a mere breath of wind.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,473 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
This Love Is Not A Victory March by thelilacfield reviews
"Blaine, Santana just showed me an article on Jacob's blog! Why didn't you tell me you're pregnant? You could've told me you're having my baby!" - "Kurt, I…you don't know everything. I have to tell you something."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,558 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Little White Pills by AussieCandice reviews
Blangst prompt of the day #409 In which Kurt finds a pill of Blaine's anti-depressants, not knowing he was ever on them. Set in the hotel room during "I Do"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Want by Silver Dragon 475 reviews
Everything he ever wanted him to know, everything he ever wanted to share, everything he ever wanted to say...everything he couldn't now.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Heart of Life by wheneverforever reviews
Blaine Anderson is a TA with a major secret; one that stays hidden away until a student comes along and it changes both of their lives. Mpreg
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,585 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Between Heartbeats by Eleture reviews
Blangst. Blaine's point of view during shooting star and a tag scene.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Blaine A. - Complete
Just Friends by KoryandrStar reviews
One-Shot: Blaine gets sick at school.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Simple Math by KoryandrStar reviews
Tie-in fic to 'Shooting Star'. Blaine's thoughts during, after, and Kurt's reaction. One-Shot TW: minor thoughts of suicide.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A True Love's Confession by Mlle Violine reviews
Reaction fic to the episode 4X18 of Glee, 'Shooting Star'. Blaine is the choir room with all the other members of the ND, and he just can't stop thinking about Kurt. What if this was the only chance to tell him how he really feels ?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Control by InisMona reviews
Once a year, Quinn Fabray and Blaine Anderson are forced to attend a society dinner with their parents. Over time, Quinn watches the pair of them change. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Quinn F., Blaine A. - Complete
Breathing In Dust by ThousandpercentDone reviews
Blaine has asthma, and hasn't told anyone. During the school shooting, he has an attack, but his medicine is in his locker, impossible to get. But it actually doesn't really matter if went and got the inhaler, because it seems like he's making enough noise to get them all killed anyway.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Shiver by elisahpstarkid reviews
Kurt and Blaine hated each other. They saw each other as nothing but competition as they fought over straight guy Sam Evans' affections. But then why was it so hard for Blaine to hate Kurt? And why couldn't Kurt keep his eyes away from Blaine? KLAINE! For Jodie, because she's perfection.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Phone Call by laneybug318 reviews
There has been a school shooting at McKinley. After Blaine dies, Kurt doesn't know what to do. How will this affect him?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You Caused It by ThousandpercentDone reviews
Blaine is having a panic attack. Nobody really notices, maybe because he's really good at hiding it, maybe because they didn't think that shushing the teenager when he spoke would have such a powerful effect on him. But for Blaine's memories to erupt, it's the perfect trigger.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Blaine A. - Complete
For You I'd Bleed Myself Dry by elisahpstarkid reviews
When Blaine is forced to transfer due to bullying, he didn't expect to end up in a school where the bullying was even worse. He also didn't expect to cross roads with one Kurt Hummel. Skank!Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Are You Up? by crapazoidwtf reviews
Spoilers to 4x18 "Shooting Star." Blaine is having a little trouble sleeping after the school shooting because his nightmares keep him up at night. So to distract himself he browses through his networking accounts, until he sees that a familiar face is online as well. Klaine! Just a one-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/12/2013 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.] - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Klainehadsex reviews
My reaction Fic to 4x18 I replaced Bram with Klaine. Warnings: If you haven't seen the episode, don't read unless you want to be spoiled.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Say What You Need to Say by sunnyblainey reviews
4.18 reaction fic. "I couldn't sleep. Neither could my mom and dad... so we just stayed up all night, crying and hugging each other."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Blaine A. - Complete
Love Happens by Xx-Yaoi-Ninja-xX reviews
Ianto has finally had enough of Jack and Gwen's flirting. What happens when he plans to leave? Can Jack stop him in time? This WILL contain Gwen bashing. ON HIATUS UNTIL INSPIRATION STRIKES
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
10 Things You Didn't Know About The Torchwood Team by KrazeeeeeeeKatieeeeeeeee reviews
The Title Says It All. Starting with Suzie And Working Through The Whole Team.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Jack H., Toshiko S./Tosh, Owen H., Ianto J.
In My Life by pulling-the-puzzles-apart reviews
It is Blaine's freshman year at NYADA and Kurt is now with Adam who he eventually marries. Blaine is and always will be Kurt's best friend but as he finds it difficult to see them together he writes a blog, reminiscing and describing his love for Kurt. What happens when Kurt finds these blogs?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,294 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Back To The Start by bowtiedarling reviews
Blaine decides to go back to where it all began. Written for the Glee Reverse Bang.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Truth and Consequences by knightlycat reviews
Kurt and Blaine return to L.A. for the premier of Kurt's final movie, but with a little help from Cooper, not everything goes as expected. The fourth supplemental story in the Not Like the Movies 'verse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Cooper A. - Complete
The Blaine Impostor by familyaboveall reviews
What I wanted to happen when Santana and Rachel found out about Kurt's boyfriend pillow in 4x17
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Complete
What Once Was Lost by Mad Miss Hatter reviews
Ianto wakes up in a strange place-Someone is keeping him alive for a reason. Post-COE, thus spoilers. Jack/Ianto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
The New Normal by Keitorin Asthore reviews
When Bryan Murray and David Collins decided to adopt, they didn't know what to expect when they were given a little boy whose parents had died in a car accident. But they also didn't realize how much fun it would be to raise Kurt- or that they would make a great daddy team. Crossover with The New Normal. Drabble series. Bravid. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Coda by trufflemores reviews
4x23, AU. A look into the New Directions' journey to nationals, and the general shenanigans and puppy piling that ensues. Solid fluff. Blaine POV. Features the new New Directions and Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
Too Late? by butterflycullen429 reviews
Kurt finally realizes that he's always going to love Blaine, and breaks up with Adam. But when he reaches the apartment, he realizes that he might be too late. Based on some spoilers from upcoming episodes,
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes by LauGS reviews
Cinderella!AU. The one thing Blaine wanted was to pretend for one day, just one day, that his life was a fairy tale. But there was no way Lord Anderson would allow him to go to the Prince's Ball.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,119 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Recall by PhoenixInAshes reviews
Fic based on this prompt: Blaine has a hard time learning the choreography for "Bye, Bye, Bye" because the straps used for the marionette illusion make him feel like he's being tied up - a trigger for him. Details are up to you. Warnings: Past memories/flashbacks of violence from the Sadie Hawkins Dance.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Blaine A. - Complete
Dapper by DustyDayDreams reviews
When anyone saw one Blaine Anderson only one word sprang to mind "Dapper" with his gelled hair bow ties and neat clothes there really was no other words for him. No one would give thought to why he was like that everyone just kinda assumed it was just a "Blaine" thing, a quirk, something unique. It wasn't. It  never was. Warnings inside. Blangst.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Broken Wings by Waiting-for-a-mad-man-in-221b reviews
A terribly depressing reaction fic to thrusday's episode. A little AU about what happened when Blaine's dad found out about his destroyed credit. Trigger warnings for violence, and abuse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Blaine A. - Complete
Carrying On by FrostedHoodies reviews
Blaine is forced back onto the Cheerios. The problem is that he's pregnant, and no one at the school knows.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sabotage by trufflemores reviews
4x16. "It's cement!" Blam! to the rescue. In which Sam helps a friend in need. Blaine/Sam friendship, brief Kurt/Blaine romance. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Blaine A., Sam E. - Complete
What is Love? by MyMagentaPeach reviews
Kurt and Blaine run into Sara, a little girl with big questions, in the supermarket. When Kurt, Blaine, Brittany and Santana go to visit her at home with her parents no one expects to run into a certain Warbler there too. A Warbler with a secret no one even suspected he was keeping. Set in the first weeks of Season 4, Kurt's last weeks in Lima.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Can't Get Over You by sheonlyreadsbooks reviews
So Kurt comes back to Lima for Spring Break. He and Blaine haven't spoken since the wedding and he's greeted by a new image of Blaine that he didn't expect to see when he visits the Glee club one afternoon. (This is fro Klaine Week day 2, but I'm posting it here early! Meep it's T for language, I guess)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You Can't Fix This by Dandalion reviews
"How could you do this to me?" Blaine whispered into the space between their faces, bringing his hands up to push at Kurt's chest. "Just go. If you really want to make me happy, you'll leave." This is the first Klaine story I ever wrote...I thought I'd posted it here already, but apparently not! Ah, well, hope you enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Stalled In This Place by skippingcharade reviews
Sometimes, all you really need is someone who understands. Quaine friendship, Klaine, set in 4x08.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Blaine A., Quinn F. - Complete
Ribbons by actlikeimfunny reviews
Why is Blaine wearing an orange ribbon? For self-harm awareness day 2013.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
stranger than your sympathy by ohlaladisco reviews
A one shot in which Blaine Anderson has been spending a lot of time at the Hummel-Hudson residence and is questioned by Burt, who asks questions that Blaine misinterprets to mean that he has overstayed his welcome. Angst, angst, angst!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Blaine A., Burt H. - Complete
There's Something About Blaine by FrostedHoodies reviews
Artie notices some changes in Blaine following Mr Shue's almost-wedding. Warning for mpreg.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Blaine A., Artie A. - Complete
Feedback by poisonivy231 reviews
Post 4x14 - Kurt says that they are many things, that they aren't many things, that it didn't change things. All those words can be so confusing, but Blaine isn't sure he wants to understand.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Daylight by galaxyeyed reviews
Short drabble about Kurt and Blaine's night after the wedding. Set during 4x14 'I Do'
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I'll Give You The Moon by syntheticpoetry reviews
Sick and alone, Blaine's prepared to spend Christmas on the couch watching old films until an unexpected visitor at the door decides otherwise. AU where the break-up never happened. / Now a multi-chapter fic, by popular demand.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,986 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H., Burt H., Carole H.
Right Here Waiting For You by LilFerret79 reviews
Sometimes it takes almost losing someone to realize exactly what you have. R/Mature. Warnings: Past abuse. No copyright infringement intended.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,058 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Note(book) by raybansanddietcoke reviews
Post 4.04. Kurt leaves Blaine a note to find the morning after they break up.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You Said Move On, Where Do I Go? by andersonblaines reviews
A somewhat reaction fic to the way Blaine dropped his head when Kurt talked about "just friends" in 4x14, and me being generally over-analytic of his behavior in "I Do".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Don't Let Him See You Cry by sebbykurt reviews
Who knew somebody as seemingly unintelligent as Noah Puckerman would know how to get stains out of a designer t-shirt? And, on top of that, that he was such a fantastic kisser?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Like Home by Unic0rn-H0bbit reviews
What should have happened in that hotel room in 'I do' for Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Touchless by TheConstantDrumming reviews
Blaine craves physical contact. His parents, disgusted by his sexuality, have always been highly neglectful and refuse to touch him if they can avoid it. When Tina gives him the cold medicine in "Diva," Blaine's drugged mind summons the image of his mother when he needs her most. Touch-starved!Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Blaine A. - Complete
Eight Weeks by musicbeyondmagic reviews
Blaine shouldn't have gone to Eli's house. He broke Kurt's heart and he regrets it everyday. This entire thing was his fault, Blaine cheated on Kurt with a boy he didn't even know. Now, Blaine is drowning in darkness and living with a secret: he had said no.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,279 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Precipice by trufflemores reviews
4x14. Marley supports Blaine during a time of need, and Blaine has a realization about his relationship with Kurt. SPOILERS for "I Do." Takes place after the car scene makeout and during wedding reception. Marley/Blaine friendship, Kurt/Blaine romance. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Out of Control by trufflemores reviews
4x12. Sam's on a downward spiral with the 'Men of McKinley' calendar. Blaine intervenes. Unbeknownst to him, he, too, is on a downward spiral that leads up to Diva. Blaine/Sam friendship. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Blaine A., Sam E. - Complete
Mother Knows Best by Miss HBIC reviews
Mrs. Anderson comes home from work to find her son and an Asian girl she's never met before asleep on his bed.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Blaine A., Tina C. - Complete
You Are Not A Burden by crissingirl123 reviews
"Blaine you really need to get your shit together and fight for what is yours. You may have cheated on my son, but I know you love him and my son loves you. And if you guys don't get back together any time soon I'm gonna lock you two in the basement until you kiss." Blangst. Mentions of self harm. Blaine/Burt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Blaine A., Burt H. - Complete
So Alone by KlainebowsHallowsRumbleroar reviews
Blaine has never felt more alone that he does now. Kurt's in NY, the New Directions don't care. Rated T for homphobic language. Slightly AU, taking place after 4x04 but before 4x05. Read and review!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Tell Me I'm A Wreck by syntheticpoetry reviews
Blaine suffers from severe claustrophobia. One day, he's shoved into a closet in the choir room and the entire Glee club discovers him in the middle of a panic attack. Blangst.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Repose by Patricia Sage reviews
"He stared down at his boyfriend, fast asleep and serene, and he felt a familiar tug in his chest at the sight. Blaine looked so young and sweet like this—his hair rumpled, snoring softly, pressing close to Kurt's side—that Kurt wasn't even thinking about moving, no matter how uncomfortable his arm became. Blaine was worth it."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Troubled Thoughts by dancingroundallalone reviews
Blaine's sleepy thoughts in the Tina/vapo-rub scene. Fluffy-ish sick!fic and somewhat sad reaction to 4x13.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Gentle Sin Is This by syntheticpoetry reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Kurt receives a visit from Rory, his Christmas guardian angel, who shows him what happened the night Blaine cheated on him and some of the events leading up to it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Okay is Wonderful by sunnyblainey reviews
Blaine's been depressed before, last time he hated everyone else for how they made him feel. But this time he hates himself for hurting everyone else. All he's ever wanted was for things to be okay. Trigger warning, mostly follows canon.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Blaine A. - Complete
to bake you cookies by thestairwell reviews
Blaine has never broken a promise to Kurt. A Box Scene reaction ficlet which will probably not leave you feeling warm and fuzzy inside.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Wish You Were Here by Eleture reviews
Prompt: Blaine doesn't expect anyone to show up for him at any of the end of the year senior activities (Senior Awards Assembly, Senior Family Breakfast, etc) and no one does. He's overwhelmed when someone(s) makes it a point to celebrate him on graduation day. TW: neglect, blangst.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Blaine A. - Complete
Reunited by Gleeaholic96 reviews
Kurt and Rachel head back to Lima for Mr. Schue's wedding. What will happen when they're reunited with their ex-boyfriends and the rest of the new directions?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Broken? by MyMagentaPeach reviews
4x04 REWRITE: In which Klaine talk that night they spend in Kurt's bed in New York. Did Blaine really cheat on him?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sadie Hawkins by my own patronus reviews
Security side story, set during 4.11. As Blaine freaks out about McKinley's upcoming Sadie Hawkins dance, his friends and family rally around him in support. Three shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Blaine A., Tina C. - Complete
Priorities by Patricia Sage reviews
"Cooper realized two things in that moment; 1) Tabitha clearly didn't want his little brother around. 2) Blaine was way more important to Cooper than she was." Anderbros.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Cooper A., Blaine A. - Complete
A Friendship to Beat the Odds by istillthinkthatwereinlove reviews
Takes place during 4x12 (possible spoilers!) Sam finds out about Blaine's crush.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Blaine A., Sam E. - Complete
The Art of Omission by J.W.Melmoth reviews
s4 ep11 – missing scene : a phonecall between Kurt and Blaine. Best friends talk about everything, right? But do you tell your ex about the new man in your life?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Random Encounters by thelilacfield reviews
"Kurt, this is my boyfriend, Charlie. Charlie, Kurt and-" - "Oh, this is Blaine. My fiancé."
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
In This Together by KlaineLover0013 reviews
"What would you do if your whole life was changed by one result? One ultrasound? One heartbeat? Kurt never expected this. But, aren't some of the best things unexpected?" Mpreg
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
I Don't Want To Walk It Alone by lovetheblazer reviews
Blaine may not be Kurt's boyfriend at the moment, but he's still Kurt's best friend. And Kurt could really use a friend right about now. Burt has cancer and Kurt has no one, or so he thinks. But when Kurt needs Blaine the most, he's there, in every way that truly counts. Post Glee Actually reaction oneshot. Complete.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A New Dawn by Patricia Sage reviews
Mercedes is having a New Year's Eve party. Kurt is lonely. But, that might change when a certain group from Dalton makes an unexpected appearance.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Stained Glass Window by TheConstantDrumming reviews
Blaine has ADHD. Because of this disorder, Blaine has a difficult time taking tests in any sort of timely manner. One day Blaine unintentionally takes overtime on a test and freaks out. Kurt is there to comfort him. Oneshot. Klaine. Lots of Blangst and daddy issues. Rated T for my own saftey
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Abuse by DEC-OSM reviews
Set in early season 3. Blaine struggles to cope with his father's increasing rage as Mr Anderson becomes more and more aggressive. He finds his comfort in the Hudsen-Hummels and his mother as he rebuilds himself. WARNINGS abuse/violence possible language. In Progress. :)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,826 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Hard To Breath Without Your Lips On Mine by crissingirl123 reviews
Sam still lives with the Hudmels and Blaine goes with him to work on an assignment. Blaine didn't expect to see Kurt on the couch with one of Blaine's old bullies. Adam. !Blangst!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Come What May - A Wedding Duet by Persephone Greer reviews
Kurt and Blain reunite to sing a duet for Will and Emma's wedding, but is Kurt ready to take a chance on Blaine again? Based on spoilers and speculation from the upcoming episode 'I Do'. Rated T.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Learning Curve by knightlycat reviews
Blaine gets a job as a substitute teacher at a local high school. Will things go as well as he hopes? Third one-shot in the Not Like the Movies 'verse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I See You by SageK reviews
Based on the 4x12 pic of Blaine and Sam that was released this week.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Blaine A., Sam E. - Complete
Peanut Butter by Me and My Hag reviews
"Crunchy peanut butter? Are you trying to make me choke on peanut chunks and die?" Blaine has to deal with Kurt's middle of the night cravings, and then has a hormonal, angry husband on his hands when he gets the wrong kind of peanut butter. Klaine Mpreg.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Burt, Blaine, and the Bean by nothingbutgoneness reviews
Burt gives Blaine some bad news at the Lima Bean. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE. (Second chapter is a review response.)
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Blaine A., Burt H. - Complete
Safe Together by SageK reviews
Blaine's past makes him a little wary of attending the Sadie Hawkins Day Dance, but his friends help him through it. Blam friendship, possible pre-ship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Blaine A., Sam E. - Complete
Leader by trufflemores reviews
4x01 - continuous. Being a leader means having a target painted on his back. Blaine has to learn the hard way what it means to be at the bottom rungs of the social ladder at McKinley again without his boyfriend at his side. Features Blam friendship and Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,933 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Way Home by Wutif reviews
Blaine had freely shared that he was gay at Dalton, never thinking his parents would find out. They did, so now he was living in the park, hungry and homeless, until he met some guys having lunch in the park while he was busking. When Burt saw the kid, he knew he had to help somehow. Homeless!Blaine. Rating changed to a soft M to relfect sexual situations and occasional swearing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,770 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Finding Comfort by Mika-chan reviews
Blaine has a nightmare, rattling him enough to phone the one person he thinks is still willing to answer his call.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Blaine A., Cooper A. - Complete
A Spoonful of Sugar by Patricia Sage reviews
Sugar pays Kurt and Blaine to make out in front of her.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by youren0tahero reviews
Kurt Hummel's tired of being bullied, he's tired of living a life he doesn't deserve. The only thing good in his life anymore is Blaine Anderson. But, with the stress of being bullied every day, sometimes it isn't enough. Kurt wishes he had a different life, a new one. But Kurt is going to learn to always be careful what you wish for. AU!ish T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,068 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Take a Chance on Me by hanabananana reviews
Cheerio!Kurt and Nerd!Blaine based on the trend on tumblr. Kurt gets drunk at a party hosted by Blaine's older brother and the two end up getting more than friendly. The thing is, Kurt would never look at someone like Blaine in a million years.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,802 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Way You Look Tonight by Patricia Sage reviews
After a night out, Kurt and Blaine return to their New York apartment.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Pickles by legallyblained reviews
Pregnant!Blaine. Oops. His hormones are getting the better of him. Warnings for, you know, mpreg and such.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Glasz by AngelisIgniRelucent reviews
He's got green eyes, he's got blue eyes, he's got grey eyes, and you've never seen anyone quite like him before.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
My Man by AngelisIgniRelucent reviews
"Mmm Bla-aine -" "I hate this shirt -" "I thought you said it sets off my … eyes …" "There are too many buttons -" "Oh, you should growl like that more often." "Oh, you like that, do you?" "Definitely."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
After White Christmas by nurscutiz reviews
Glee, Actually - Klaine scenes spoilers. This is what I think should happen between Klaine after they sang White Christmas. Some thoughts from Kurt and eventual fluff!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by RumChocolateSouffle reviews
AU: Daddy/Older!Klaine Oneshot. Blaine and Kurt's daughter, Elizabeth, is going on her first date with a boy. Cue the shotgun.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Uplifting by Patricia Sage reviews
Kurt is skiing with his family over the winter break. He gets stuck on the ski lift with a boy who happens to be scared of heights. Klaine. Rated T for slight swearing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Rachel's New Pet by RumChocolateSouffle reviews
Klaine AU. Kurt is Rachel's first and only pet. A handsome tomcat, he cannot possibly imagine having to share Rachel with another pet. When Rachel gets a new puppy named Blaine, will Kurt be able to maintain his disgust with the idea, or will he learn - or be forced - to accept Blaine?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,010 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Perfect to Me by SageK reviews
Prompt: I want to see Sam having some kind of melt down. Like, we know he could have some body image issues, so I want the boy to have a bit of a break down and have Blaine there to help him through it.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Blaine A., Sam E. - Complete
Fallen by Eleture reviews
Kurt and Blaine have a fight and the rest of the glee club bullies Blaine, they're trying to stick up for Kurt. Kurt thinks he deserves it until he finds Blaine crying and breaking down in the bathroom. (Tumblr prompt)
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Cough Syrup by Eleture reviews
Burt discovers Blaine has been self-harming. Prompt from Tumblr. Triggers: self-harm, cutting.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Blaine A., Burt H. - Complete
It's A Wonderful Life by boomtrain reviews
Post-Glease. Blaine is feeling depressed after his encounter with Kurt and wishes they had never kissed, thinking it would have made his life so much easier. Luckily, an unexpected friend comes along and shows Blaine just how wrong he is. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
And They Called It Puppy Love by knightlycat reviews
Blaine gives Kurt a present to celebrate the opening night of his show. Second one-shot in the Not Like the Movies 'verse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Still by Chloe Winchester reviews
Post 4x10. Kurt and Blaine finally have their talk. More or less. Klaine. Rated M for sexual content and language. AgressiveTop!Kurt Sub!Blaine. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Playmates and Lovers by thelandofllamas reviews
Kurt and Blaine share an apartment, they even own a cat together, they do everything a couple should do for each other yet they are only best friends. The story of how these two are hopelessly in love with each other yet never act on it. Oblivious!Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,221 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
To Love is to Forgive by sunnyblainey reviews
Kurt promised Blaine a heart to heart at Christmas, and we never got to see it. So this is one of my versions of how it played out. Blaine explains what happened that night, and Kurt contemplates his feelings about it.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Symphony by Eleture reviews
The Ghost of 'Glee, Actually' comes to Kurt and shows him why Eli happened and what Blaine's thoughts were afterwards. Blangst. Written for a Tumblr Prompt.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kurt Needs a Tutor by sheonlyreadsbooks reviews
Cheerio!Kurt and Nerd!Blaine... Kurt sucks at Spanish and needs a tutor, Blaine Anderson is one of Mr. Schue's best students. It's only rated T for cursing and a bit of making out. ... if you're interested, I started working on a series of oneshots following this story called "Kurt And His Tutor" thank you all for reading! :3
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,603 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
One Step Closer by OwenHarpersGirl reviews
After Burt's news, Kurt is having trouble sleeping. He ends up sitting down and talking with someone he didn't think he would find comfort in again. Spoilers for Glee, Actually
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Permanent Marker by wynnie the pooh reviews
When the Labels people call you are written on your skin, they're not so easy to forget. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Just Breathe by Eleture reviews
The day Blaine met Kurt was the day his life as he knew it changed. Kurt is given the chance to see what might have been if not for that chance meeting. The answer is not one he wants to hear. Blangst. The "Ghost of Glee, Actually" pays a visit to Kurt. Blangst. Angst all round really. TW: suicide, selfharm, bullying. Written for a prompt on Tumblr.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
My Tears Are Becoming a Sea by kjessalyn reviews
A phone call from old acquaintances leaves Kurt wondering how he could have been so unobservant. Angst-galore. Spoilers for 'Sadie Hawkins'.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sadie Hawkins by One Nutty Tree
A blangsty one shot (well, it has multi-chapter potential but I'm not sure how to continue it) concerning the upcoming episode eleven. This is inspired by a Tumblr prompt.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Blaine A., Sam E. - Complete
Opening Night by knightlycat reviews
The opening night of Toy Story: The Musical. One-shot from the Not Like the Movies 'verse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Talk by AuthorAtHeart88 reviews
Missing scene from Glee Actually. Kurt and Blaine finally talk, sort of.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
If the Fates Allow by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Blaine desperately wants to do something, but he's at a loss. And then Burt has a favor to ask him. Reaction fic to the Kurt plotline in "Glee Actually." Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Blaine A., Burt H. - Complete
May Your Days Be Merry by manywingedescape reviews
Kurt and Blaine have a discussion about love and life after Burt falls asleep on Christmas night.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Not Mine, Anymore by JBKJNF reviews
Blaine's breathing stopped when he read Kurt's name as it appeared on his phone for the first time in six years since their break up. But why the sudden call? Drabble.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Don't forget to wash your hands by RozarieCriss reviews
Kurt and Blaine are in the middle of heated make out session when they are interrupted by Burt and guests. Enjoy fuming Burt, embarrassed Kurt and cute Blaine. Rated M for a reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Not Like the Movies by knightlycat reviews
When new Hollywood golden boy Kurt Hummel receives some disturbing letters, his manager hires bodyguard Blaine Anderson to be with him 24 hours a day. In an attempt to hide Blaine's true identity from the press they decide he needs to go undercover...as Kurt's boyfriend. Famous!Kurt Nevermet!AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,942 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
There Is A Moment by thelilacfield reviews
Kurt gets home one night, trailing fabric samples and an umbrella that sends water all over the floor when he shakes the clinging raindrops off it, to find Blaine lying on the sofa, staring abstractly up at the ceiling with both his hands over his swelling belly.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Holding Hands by EvvieJo reviews
Kurt Hummel, the head Cheerio, has a strong dislike for the football team. Especially their star kicker, Blaine Anderson. As insults and punches are thrown, Sue Sylvester comes in to offer an unusual punishment. - One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/10/2012 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] - Complete
Hopelessly Devoted To You by HPEverett reviews
"I'm not the first to know, there's just no getting over you... I'm hopelessly devoted to you… But now, there's nowhere to hide, since you pushed my love aside, I'm out of my head…" - This is a past!Klaine, Blaine-centered, with bestfriends!Slaine fanfiction. And just angst, really. Just a bunch of angst. Rated M for suicide. You were warned. Please review!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Acceptance Phone Call by Megeen reviews
This is my take on the supposed phone call after 4x09 where Kurt tells Blaine that he got into NYADA.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Making Up is Hard to Do by nicnac918 reviews
Kurt and Blaine talk about soulmates and best friends and reasons why.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Responsibility by Patricia Sage reviews
After lip-syncing at the assembly, Mr. Shuester gives the New Directions a lecture, causing Blaine to have an unexpected reaction. Blangst. Blam friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Blaine A., Sam E. - Complete
I Want to Hold Your Hand by twostepper reviews
Blaine wasn't sure he ever wanted to be touched again, but these were Kurt's hands.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Family by DreamsofSpike reviews
Since he and Kurt broke up, Blaine doesn't feel like he has anyone left to turn to. He's wrong.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Burt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The New Rachel by Vanessa Gordon reviews
A reaction to that nasty cliff-hanger at the end of Thanksgiving. How are the New Directions going to get themselves out of this one? Spoilers for 4x08.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
Who We Were Before by JustBreathe15 reviews
Set after 4.04. Kurt and Rachel are drunk, horribly sad, and looking for comfort. One thing leads to another, and a few weeks later, they find out what that other thing is—Rachel's pregnant. Now the question is, how will the deal with this? Will Finn ever be able to forgive Rachel or Kurt? Does Klaine stand any chance of getting back together now?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I'm Ready To Listen by PrincessBlaize reviews
Kurt finally calls Blaine after their break up to receive closure. Set during Episode 8. Another short story that I wrote in class *before* seeing the episode.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Super Friends by MoonFairyDoll reviews
Blaine is home sick with the flu, so Brittany and Sam decided to pay him a visit. (Spoilers for Episode 4x07)
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Blaine A., Brittany P. - Complete
The morning after by Barking.Mad.Black reviews
Not an original title I know. Takes place after the end of 3x05. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Notes by J3d1M0nk3ySp0ck reviews
Janto AU All kids have secrets; some more than others. Sometimes the things you can't say are easier to express on paper. And sometimes music can convey so much more than words. Warnings: slash, char. bashing, child abuse,violence, language, sex
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,623 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
No Matter What by OwenHarpersGirl reviews
In the light of Karosky's suicide attempt and Mr. Schue's story about having that thing that will push you off the edge, Kurt and Blaine learn some new things about each other. Missing scene from 'On my Way'
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Concealer by AngelisIgniRelucent reviews
Blaine hears the bottle smash and he cringes into his pillow, pulling away as he realises how wet it is. He hadn't even realised he was crying. TW: DOMESTIC ABUSE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Blaine A. - Complete
House by nodistancelefttorun reviews
kid!klaine. Oneshot. In which Carole Hudson runs a daycare center, Kurt and Blaine are in love, Sebastian is kind of a bitch but not really, and the Dalton and New Direction kids are just really cute.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sparks in the Night by Patricia Sage reviews
The New Directions have a party involving a bonfire and drinking games. Klaine. Oneshot. Rated T for language and brief mentions of sex.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Never saying goodbye to you by BowtiesAndBroadway reviews
I didn't say goodbye. I said I love you. You know why, Blaine? Because I told you: i'm never saying goodbye to you.. Klaine oneshot. Death of a main character. I own nothing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Let Me Help You by franky.stonem5 reviews
Kurt has an eating disorder. Puck is the only one who knows about it and he will do anything to help his teammate. Rating M for future chapters
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,819 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Kurt H., Puck
Having Your Baby by greeneyes-blondequiffs reviews
Blaine surprises Kurt at the ice-skating rink and has a secret that he needs to tell him. Based on a picture from yesterday's filming. Warnings for mpreg.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Listen by nothingbutgoneness reviews
Blaine just needed someone to listen to him. So he went to Kurt. 4x05 (I think, I'm terrible with episode numbers) reaction fic. That's really really late. T for language. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hold Your Head High, Heavy Heart by syntheticpoetry reviews
Drabble based on recent spoilers in regards to the Sadie Hawkins episode for season 4. Blangst.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Blackbird, Fly by syntheticpoetry reviews
"We're planning a Sadie Hawkins dance at school, but Blaine's been really weird about it."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Take Me Home To My Heart by watchingstarsdie reviews
Teen Angel's performance was flawless. Red. It was distracting, the bright color looked so offensive. Red. It was a beautiful deep crimson. His eyes were transfixed, mesmerized, as the small smudge slowly grew larger, at a certain angle it looked like a blossoming flower. Pretty. Different take on 04x06.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Barely Breathing by Miss-Klaine-Finchel-forever reviews
After Blaine and Kurt break up, Blaine is depressed about the breakup.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Assumptions and Misunderstandings by Xx-silent-assassin-xX reviews
Finn overhears some... Interesting noises coming from Kurt's room one day. He puts the incident far from his mind until later, when everything seems to mix together in his head, giving him completely false ideas about what's going on with his brother. Their confrontation doesn't go exactly as planned and just ends up embarrassing him.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Reality by the.idiot.xD reviews
What happened after Klaine's interaction in "Glease". Blaine does something that he thinks can make it all better. He was just trying to escape... ONE-SHOT
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Too Much by DistrictsandWizards reviews
Set after the Break Up, during Glease: "I've lost my appetite, I can't sleep." During Blaine's Teen Angel performance he passes out on stage.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Blaine A. - Complete
Fixing the Puzzle Pieces by DistrictsandWizards reviews
A sequel fic to my other story, Too Much, set during Glease. After Blaine faints during his Teen Angel performance he wakes up in the hospital, and has a talk with Kurt. A reunion fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It's Just a Stomach Ache by CrissColferCrowe reviews
Chris becomes sick during Glee rehearsals, and his condition keeps getting worse. Prompt from the lovely 'livin it loud and proud'. Warnings: Angst, Swearing, Hospitals. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Standing In Front Of Me by watchingstarsdie reviews
Kurt had turned the corner when you found yourself running after him. Missing scene in 04x06.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Broken by Autu-chan reviews
Contains spoilers for Glease. Klaine. Mentions of suicidal thoughts.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Let's go back to the start by Isabella1707 reviews
Blaine's audition for Grease was the beginning. Things will always get worse before they get better. Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Goodbye by KlaineFan88 reviews
This is a fic reaction to the 4X06 episode. Major suicide warning so don't read if that's not your thing. Blaine gets upset after his talk with Kurt in the hallway. Hope you like this story!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
He Held My Heart in His Hand and Yet it Wasn't Enough by greeneyes-blondequiffs reviews
Kurt's thoughts about his conversation with Blaine after Grease.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
How Fickle My Heart by syntheticpoetry reviews
Filling in the gaps of what could have happened after Blaine's audition for Grease.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Blaine A., Brittany P., Sam E. - Complete
The Blaine that got away by Writing Memories reviews
"Blaine Anderson, don't walk away from me." Kurt's voice came up the hallway and Blaine stopped. He closed his eyes, taking in a deep breath. If he looked back he wouldn't be able to walk away. *My version of the scene between Kurt and Blaine in episode 4x06, Glease.*
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Alone by Revhead reviews
Blaine thought loneliness was being stuck in Lima while Kurt was in New York. But it isn't until he makes the biggest mistake of his life that he realises how it really feels to be alone.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Promises by Patricia Sage reviews
It's Blaine's sixth birthday and Cooper has to watch over him until their parents get home. Anderbros shenanigans and fluff. Cutiepie!Blaine, teenager!Cooper.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Blaine A., Cooper A. - Complete
Ex Umbra In Solem by Gwyddelig reviews
Ianto Jones had made himself a shadow, hidden in the background, unnoticed. How does a shadow cope with being brought into the light? Slash, Jack/Ianto eventually. Chapters 1-4 Revised 4 October 2012. (On Hiatus)
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,425 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Barely Breathing by greeneyes-blondequiffs reviews
Blaine Anderson had slept with Eli C. But he hadn't wanted to. And it's killing him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Blaine A., Eli C. - Complete
Hopelessly Devoted To You by batwaynebruceman reviews
One shot, minor 4x05 spoilers. Blaine breaks down after his audition for Grease and runs to one of McKinley's bathrooms, needing to be alone. What he doesn't expect is for someone to follow him, someone who actually cares.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Blaine A., Puck - Complete
I Like To Keep My Issues Drawn by thelilacfield reviews
How could they not notice that Blaine was so close to the edge he would consider ending it all with a simple swallow? Warning: non-graphic suicide
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Blaine A. - Complete
go my own way by dtslovesya reviews
Kurt goes home to watch his friends do Grease. Then he goes to talk to Blaine...
Glee - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I'm too sad to actually think of a title by peter-pan-equals-luv reviews
*COMPLETE* Based off of spoilers for 4.06. I gave myself (and a bunch of people on tumblr) a sad, so be prepared.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Sweetest Reward by icedintheveins reviews
For Emma, helping kids find happiness is the greatest kind of satisfaction. Light Kurt/Blaine. Warnings! mentions of depression, self-harm, suicide, infidelity and gay-bashing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Blaine A., Emma P. - Complete
Hopelessly Devoted by Patricia Sage reviews
Marley wants help practicing for the lead role in Grease. Artie sets her up with Blaine, who desperately needs a healthy distraction. Marley doesn't know why he's so sad, but she wants to help him out. Marley/Blaine friendship!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Blaine A., Marley R. - Complete
No one's gonna fix me when I'm broke by RustedDreams reviews
'I just feel so alone Cooper.' 4X05 reaction fic In which Cooper is the person Blaine finally decides to talk to.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Blaine A., Cooper A. - Complete
Heartbroken by karatekid1018 reviews
4x05 SPOILERS! My response to how no one seemed to care that Blaine was heartbroken beyond belief. Blaine finds hope in the words of a new friends. Blaine/Marley friendship
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Blaine A., Marley R. - Complete
Perfection, Shall You Shatter? by with-etoiles reviews
After breaking down during Hopelessly Devoted to You, Blaine goes to Emma to talk about how he's feeling. Emma feels that it's a very productive session.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Blaine A., Emma P. - Complete
And I'm Missing You by MyMagentaPeach reviews
REWRITE 4x06: Blaine is hiding away, hurting. It would be so much worse still if he did not have Mike to talk to. KLAINE love, BIKE friendship (brief mention of Tike).
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Busted! by cuddlycriss reviews
Kurt and Blaine are having a very intimate and very full moment as Blaine's fisting Kurt for the first time. It turns heated and then.. Busted.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Of Bowling Pins and Bloody Noses by Patricia Sage reviews
The New Directions have a celebration party at a bowling alley. One-shot! Klaine!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
All You Want by RainySunnyEnding reviews
**SPOILERS FOR 4x04** A non-angsty oneshot based after 4x04. What happens next?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Get Angry With Myself by Lily Luna Longbottom reviews
"You see, Brittany, Blaine did something very bad and it made me really angry, but I wasn't the only angry one. Blaine was very angry at himself as well, so he chooses to hurt himself as punishment." "That's not very nice, Santana told me I'm not supposed to hurt anyone no matter how mad I get at them." Trigger Warning: Self Harm
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dear Kurt by 21toeternity reviews
Post 4x04, The Break-Up. In a heartfelt letter, Blaine reveals what really happened between he and Eli as well as some words of his own. One shot. Also on Scarves & Coffee.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Anderson Problem by Miss HBIC reviews
Life isn't easy when your father is the President of the United States. It's harder when he's a Republican. It's worse when you're gay. And when you fall in love with his opponents son, well you're just screwed.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
And I Need You Now by kurtsievonglitz reviews
Klaine. Kurt drunk dials Blaine after 'The Break-Up'. Drabble.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Pulling the Puzzles Apart by BackwardsMuffin reviews
It's barely a whisper. Kurt can scarcely make it out as the other shout still rings in his ears. But it's there. And then Blaine crumbles
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Cuddles by AngelisIgniRelucent reviews
"Kurt, c'mere." "Let me finish this paper first – it's due tomorrow." "… Kurt." "What?" "Kurt, I want to cuddle."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Eventually by OwenHarpersGirl reviews
Blaine and Kurt talk after the events of "The Break Up" Spoilers for 4x04
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Let's Go Back to the Start by blondebouncingferret reviews
Kurt finds out that McKinley are having a Sadie Hawkins dance and phones Blaine. After their call, Kurt makes a decision and books a flight home. Written after Ryan Murphy confirmed that there will be a Sadie Hawkins dance this season. One shot. Klaine. Blangst.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Gifted by Patricia Sage reviews
"The day that you turn sixteen is a very special day. For, on your birthday, you find out whether you are Gifted. Some children want to be Gifted, and some don't want all the stress and high expectations. However, it isn't up to them to decide." Superhero!Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Of Warm Milk and Brotherly Chats by Patricia Sage reviews
"Hey, Kurt?" "What do you want, Finn?" "Um…can we talk? Like, brother to brother?" Furt bonding. Dialogue drabble.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Warmth by Patricia Sage reviews
While relaxing on a lazy Sunday evening, Kurt and Blaine talk about marriage. Klaine fluff!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kurt's Confessional by mylisa777 reviews
Takes place after TBU. Kurt has so many things he wants to say to Blaine but doesn't know how. After several weeks he comes up with the idea to send songs to Blaine to explain how he feels. I know the summary isn't that great but hopefully the story is.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,752 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blue Eyes And Kisses by nodistancelefttorun reviews
Kid!Klaine. Oneshot. Seven-year-old Blaine runs away from home. A boy with blue eyes finds him.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Because that is all I can do by HayleyLovesKlaine
A letter from Kurt to Solider Blaine. One Shot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Can't Make You Love Me by Kiki Warbler reviews
Chris and Darren fight their feelings for each other
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
To Me, You Are Perfect by blondebouncingferret reviews
Blaine turns up at the Hummel's on Christmas Eve with cue cards and a message for Kurt. Based on the Mark/Juliet scene in Love Actually. Set after 4x04.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You Can't Run Forever, But You Can Try by RedIs4Janto reviews
Ianto is given a second chance, unfortunately all is not what it seems. He finds Jack, and they joyfully reunite, but will this reunion be short-lived, or something that will last forever?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,738 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Stranger by notinuse4 reviews
'Last night I slept with a stranger for the first time since you've gone. Regretfully lying naked. I reflect on what I've done.' Blaine is desperately seeking comfort, and since Kurt is in New York he can't get it. Enter, Eli, a stranger at scandals. But sometimes what you seek for comfort can be the thing to destroy you.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
klaine bathtime by stephcolfer reviews
After a long day of paintballing, is there a better way to unwind than a long, hot bath? With your boyfriend of course.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Five times by BreakMyDreams reviews
Five times that Blaine Anderson-Hummel tried to deny that he needed maternity clothes and the one time he admitted defeat. Mpreg.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Helpless by Patricia Sage reviews
Blaine was spending a week with Cooper in New York when it happened.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Love In A Danger Zone by JessieLvzColfer reviews
Spy!Klaine Kurt and Blaine are spies, they keep their identitys hidden while they board at Dalton. They happen to be best friends too, but what happens when a certain mission makes them realize what they really want from eachother?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Two Words to Hide the Lie by rnoele reviews
Blaine isn't looking forward to his senior year without Kurt, but when his parents kick him out just before school starts Blaine's year gets worse than he could ever imagine. Despite his troubles Blaine is determined to keep his secret hidden. Homeless!Blaine. My entry for the Blaine Big Bang Round 2.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,696 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Nobody Said It Was Easy by julesmonster reviews
Following "The Breakup" Kurt and Blaine must discover where their relationship is going and if it will survive even as they face new problems. MPreg. Slash of the Klaine variety. Major spoilers for 4.4.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,267 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 10/16/2012 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] - Complete
Trick or Treat by Patricia Sage reviews
Blaine and Kurt always spend Hallowe'en together. Kid!Klaine and then some Established!Klaine. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Actively Listening by HoneysucklePink reviews
This is a pure speculation ficlet based on the October 24 spoilers from GleekOutBR (actual spoilers removed from summary and kudos to those who are able to resist!).
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
They're A Part Of You by lookforthedaltonblazer reviews
TW: Self-Harm. Kurt is reluctant to do anything more than kissing and Blaine wants to know why. One day after school they're fooling about and end up shirtless together and Blaine see's Kurt's chest bruised and his wrists cut, demanding an explanation. (ONE SHOT)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Noises That He Made by Patricia Sage reviews
Kurt and Blaine are on a date at Breadstix. Kurt enjoys his cheesecake a little too much, and Blaine can't help but get a little distracted. Klaine!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
As Long As You're There by lunarocks14 reviews
Blaine and Kurt have been best friends since they met when they both started at WMHS at the age of 14. Now that they're reaching the end of their last year, Blaine has something he needs to tell Kurt. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/22/2012 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.] - Complete
Goodbye by Breeta reviews
'And the worst part was that Blaine knew that he deserved to lose the best thing that had ever happened to him.' Set after the break-up scene in The Break-Up episode.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Intervention by syntheticpoetry reviews
Blaine is sick. Again. Kurt discovers that there's a slightly more serious underlying cause behind his illness.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Slip of the tongue by xLIVExEVILxSTEALxCOOKIESx reviews
Kurt Hummel had never really thought much about using endearments for people he knew, no one had ever made a big deal about it when he'd call them honey or boo, that's why it came as more of a surprise to him than it should have when the Dalton warblers reacted differently to him calling Blaine sweetie. It ends with surprising results.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Miss Everything About You by Gleek890 reviews
Kurt doesn't know how he can still love Blaine after what he's done. But he does, and he just wants to be in Blaine's arms again.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The One Who Makes Me Sweat by thelilacfield reviews
No one had expected Kurt to manhandle Blaine into a corner and kiss him hard and dirty, scrabbling to shed their jackets without a thought for the clothes. Now, Kurt and Blaine are dancing with everyone else, but all over each other, eyes closed and faces flushed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Lean On Me by syntheticpoetry reviews
Kurt comforts Blaine after a confrontation with his drunken father. A little necessary Klaine fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Do You Remember by prettylittleporcelain reviews
Kurt is bullied and lonely in his first year of high school. He desperately wants a friend he can confide in. Blaine is cool, popular and easily manipulated by his friends. Will he risk being shunned to be with Kurt? AU, Spans whole of high school.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,746 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Adventures of Drunk Kurt: Part 1 by GleekShip reviews
Kurt comes into school drunk one day and Rachel ignores him as she drags him to an emergency Glee meeting where he tells everyone what he thinks of them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Kurt H., New Directions - Complete
Part Of Me, Apart From Me by undesirablenumber1 reviews
Blaine wishes he was sixteen again. 4.04 reaction fic, spoilers for 4.04 "The Break-Up".
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Bruised and Scarred by lookforthedaltonblazer reviews
One-Shot: Kurt cheated on Blaine in New York and tries to commit suicide.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Make Up by Mushucollins15 reviews
The week before Christmas, Kurt received a package.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Simply Absent by Isa'sWritings reviews
While Kurt is off to New York, Blaine is left to deal with his problems on his own. Until someone notices that something might be wrong. (This story was written in reaction to a prompt.)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
Who Would've Guessed, Death By Heartache by xSlythStratasfaction reviews
Kurt and Blaine are back at the apartment, home from the incident in Battery Park, and Kurt just can't sleep. But, how can he? It's not like one can expect to drift away when it feels like their heart has been smashed with a sledgehammer and tossed into a paper shredder. Who would've guessed having your heartbroken would feel so much like you were dying?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Until My Dying Day by beatlesgrl reviews
My birthday fic for Tames. Kind of based off of spoilers of Moulin Rouge episode and hopes that Klaine will sing Come What May.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Possibly by MyMagentaPeach reviews
Klaine waking up in each others arms one winter morning. Pure Klaine sweetness and fluff, don't we all need it:) And yes, in my head this goes down in this our winter of 2012, instead of the apocalypse and stuff:) OMDG, what if that was the first sign of the apocalypse, Klaine not in perfect harmony0 0
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Save Me, I'm Lost by makeitmine reviews
The first time Kurt runs into Blaine post-"Break Up", he wants answers. What he gets is much more than he expected. Warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Don't Speak by RainySunnyEnding reviews
**SPOILERS FOR 4x04** An angsty oneshot based after 4x04. What happens next?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'll Cover You (In Cream) by rainbowrites reviews
written for the prompt: "Okay let's see, how about some missing Blaine/Unique conversations about Jake and his womanizing ways from the last episode?" Aka, Blaine and Unique give each other facials and talk about boys
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Blaine A., Unique - Complete
Pulling the Puzzles Apart by nothingbutgoneness reviews
Blaine shows up drunk at Burt's doorstep two and a half months after the break-up. Loosely follows "I Only Taste the Saline," but can be read alone. Title taken from "The Scientist" by Coldplay, covered by Glee Cast. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Blaine A., Burt H. - Complete
Up In Flames by ficdirectory reviews
The Cheerios weren't exactly careful where they were flinging that lighter fluid. Blaine tries to find Santana after the Cheerios light the piano on fire in 3x01 to apologize because however he meant for his audition to go, it wasn't like that. Midway through their conversation he realizes she's hiding some serious burns. Fill for a prompt in the Glee Angst Meme. WARNING: Injury
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Santana L., Blaine A. - Complete
It's Not Your Fault But Mine by Wings Of The Dreamer reviews
4x04 reaction fic. Blaine's POV. After returning to McKinley, Blaine waits every day for Kurt to contact him. As his calls are continued to be ignored, Blaine begins to find other ways to deal with the pain. Title from Little Lion Man by Mumford and Sons. Warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Don't Leave Me by AngelisIgniRelucent reviews
"Kurt, don't-" "Why? Give me one reason why I shouldn't-" "Because I love you and I'm sorry and I know that's probably not enough right now, but-" "You're right. It's not." 4X04 SPOILERS SORT OF NOT REALLY
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Outcasts by doodleswriter357 reviews
Artie and Kurt strike up a friendship at the beginning of Glee club, since they both know what it feels like to be on the outside.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Artie A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dress Robes and Dates by Patricia Sage reviews
Blaine Anderson, a Gryffindor, has a crush on Kurt Hummel, a Slytherin. With the Yule Ball coming up, will Blaine take this chance to act on his feelings? Hogwarts!Klaine
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Puzzle Pieces by Bamfderson reviews
Blaine's falling apart, and no one's noticing. But who would have thought all it would take was a boy and a stage to put him back together?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
and if it's real i don't want to know by bjaarcy reviews
The missing scene from the Break Up that we never got for Klaine. -Obvs, spoilers up to there, ONESHOT
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
tosh and the three way by stardiva reviews
come in and find out. this is for all my janto and tosh fans. here is chap 11, finally... more to come. .. hope you like. there will be more chaps. hope you like... a bit of gwen and owen bashing but not alot...
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Toshiko S./Tosh
Broken by MyMagentaPeach reviews
4x04 The Break Up, Mini-FILLER: Blaine lies awake next to Kurt crying.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
If You Love Something by estelgreenleaf reviews
Jack gets pregnant by accident. SLASH mpreg.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J.
The Reason by KlaineGleekFanGirl reviews
Blaine has been disowned by his own father. All because he's in love and gay. Can Kurt fix the broken peices before it's too late? TRIGGER WARNING! AttemptedSuicide, Cutting.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
No use crying over spilled coffee by missyemzy reviews
Isabelle notices Kurt isn't acting himself when she questions him she finds out what has caused her favorite intern so much pain based off what we know about 4x04.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Isabelle K., Kurt H. - Complete
More Than I Was Expecting by my own patronus reviews
Fill for Blangst Prompt of the Day #190. When one of Blaine's attackers from the Sadie Hawkins incident transfers to McKinley and auditions for the glee club, how will he react? Set at the beginning of season 3, warnings for violence and language. One Shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Blaine A. - Complete
Operation Jealousy by KMW21 reviews
The Torchwood team could not believe how oblivious Jack and Ianto really were. They needed help and thats just what the other three members of Torchwood were planning on giving them. *Repost*
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Winter Wonderland by Patricia Sage reviews
Winter has always been Blaine's favorite season.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pumpkin Spice by AngelisIgniRelucent reviews
Kurt loves the fall. The lingering warmth in the air, memories from those lazy days of summer, but it's getting a little colder from the approaching winter. It's not as stifling as the summer heat can be – not that he doesn't like summer, lounging by the pool, Blaine in swim trunks rubbing sun lotion into his back – oh, he likes summer. But there's just something about the fall.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Blindsided by trufflemores reviews
4x04, "The Break Up." "Maybe you need to show him how you feel in the best, most honest way you know how." Kurt's advice came back to Blaine before he sang to him at Callbacks. Klaine. Heavy angst warning. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2012 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.] - Complete
Of Family Beaches and Sticky Swim Trunks by AngelisIgniRelucent reviews
"Blaine." You twitch. "Blaine." You screw up your nose, turning to the side a little. "Blaaaine!" This time it's accompanied by a smack. You lift one eyelid slightly, peeking at a very irate, very shirtless Kurt Hummel. You make very deliberate eye contact, letting him know that you heard him, before letting your eyes slip shut again and smirking.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Not Tonight by CurledRibbons reviews
Tonight, Blaine told himself. Tonight he would do it. (Based on spoilers for 4x04)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Click by nothingbutgoneness reviews
Ring. Ring. Ring. Click. (A 4x03 Reaction Fic)
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Blaine A. - Complete
I Loved Him First by mncmncy reviews
Burt has something really important to say at Kurt and Blaine's wedding.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Six Months Later by Cheyla reviews
Six months after Kurt and Blaine have broken up, Blaine decides that he can't take it anymore. Trigger warning: Suicide. Complete
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
21 by thelandofllamas reviews
Kurt's 21st Birthday. We all know Kurt is getting married at the age of 21, this is how it comes about ;)
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
English by gallifrey calls now reviews
not British. A series of oneshots starring English!Kurt. Because, come on – I'm not the only one thinking about it. This story features an awesome, confident, Doctor Who inclined Kurt Hummel. Not to mention he has a very sexy accent. Canon pairings.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Kurt H.
Not A Dream by EmLovesYouu reviews
"It felt like a dream. Wait, no. Not a dream. Dreams are good and make you feel happy. And it was not good. And unless you counted the constant pain he felt in his core that felt like it was slowly gnawing away at his insides as happiness, it was definitely not happy." - reaction fic based on the spoilers for 4x04
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ironically Romantic by aslongastherearestarsaboveyou reviews
Reaction fic to the spoilers for 4x04. What really happens in the lead up to, and at, Battery Park. Klaine with a small dose of Finchel .
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Don't Ever Look Back by RavenBlackRoses reviews
"But I just wanted to tell you that I'm about to drive back home, but before I do, there's something I want you to hear. And honestly, I'm too much of a coward to do this in person." One-Shot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Popcorn by CrimsonOpaque reviews
Klaine one shot: A quiet movie night takes a turn for the better at the Hummel household.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Klaine Proposal! by TheBlackWidow-LoveBites reviews
Klaine!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You're not gonna break my soul by LPlover93 reviews
Prompt!fic. What song does Blaine sing when the assignment of the week in Glee Club is to sing to your father? Some cussing. Slash. Prompt taken from the Glee Angst Meme.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Make it Hurt by GleekFan1029 reviews
Kurt's leaving tomorrow for New York and he and Blaine have one last night together.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'm A Nice Guy by Patricia Sage reviews
The Glee Club guys didn't realize that these unconscious acts of physical contact were a sign that he was letting his fears go away, that this was a trait of the dapper boy that they rarely got to see. However, when Blaine fully decided to let his guard down around them, the boys understood that this was a simple sign of fraternal trust.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
Kurt meet Kurtie by PandaPalz22 reviews
looks like Klaine have a new furry addition to their relationship when blaine gets a new puppy. So here it is another one in my line of Omegle stories. warning: extream fluffy-ness.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
My Angel by AngelisIgniRelucent reviews
"Phantom." "Hmm?" "I want to do Phantom for the audition." JUST A LITTLE DIALOGUE DRABBLE TO SAY 'I'M BACK'
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Doubts and Decisions by WritingWhatILikeToWrite reviews
Chriss-squared! It's about the Klaine-roll tweet. Hope you like it!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fat Ianto? by Mrs.Dana-Ianto-Jones reviews
Ianto? Fat? Please R&R!
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Tangled by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
Yep, it's Tangled, Klaine style. A little cracky, a little angsty, and super romantic. If you've seen the movie, this should be a treat. Kurt and Blaine, with cameos from virtually any other glee characters.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,943 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
I Got You Babe by Nine of Hearts reviews
Kurt and Blaine get an apartment in NYC and drink a little. They get goofy and start singing I Got You Babe
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sadie Hawkins Scars by I Need Space - And Fresh Air reviews
Missing scene from S3 Ep19 Promasaurus . Blaine breaks down and finally tells Kurt about the Sadie Hawkins dance and what he's been hiding ever since.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Torchwood Family by OwenHarpersGirl reviews
The 21st century is when it all changes, but how much does it change? Especially for the Torchwood team? What happens when Jack, Ianto, Owen, Tosh, Gwen, and Rhys all have families and work to deal with? Jack/Ianto Owen/Tosh Gwen/Rhys
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,319 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Complete
Who Knew by Calculus and Broadway reviews
"Cancer," He says when he finally pulls himself together and the word isn't as huge as he thought it would be to say and it slips past his lips as easily as if he was talking about the newest issue of Vogue. Klaine. One-Shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Writing in the Stars by Cheyla reviews
Before Kurt and Blaine go off to college, they have one last thing to do that will make everything perfect-propose. Complete
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] - Complete
On My Way Ficlet by HailParadise reviews
All Blaine could hear were Mr. Shue's words. "I just kept picturing my dad, so disappointed in me." But that was thing. Blaine didn't have to picture it. He knew that look all too well.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Blaine A. - Complete
Would you like to take a walk with me? by SimpleTune reviews
Kurt loved having an other half. He loved having someone to be his muse, his duet partner, his best friend. He loved having someone to cook for, to sing to, even to clean up after. He loved that there was a person who would always pick up his call. There was someone who cared. There was a warm body next to his every night. He loved having someone to love him back.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Touch by RicaResin reviews
Noah Puckerman and the people he's touched. Multiple pairings and sensitive subjects.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Just Fine by RicaResin reviews
Noah Puckerman was adamant he didn't love Kurt Hummel. But every once in awhile there were things that would happen that would make Puck wonder.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Heart Puppeteer by thelilacfield reviews
During adolescence, the name of your soulmate appears on your hipbone. Blaine has waited nine years to find out who Lady Fate has chosen for him to spend the rest of his life with. However, when his soulmate turns out to be his competitive rival, Kurt Hummel, it will be a great work to fall in love with him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,897 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Blaine Goes Gaga For Kurt by ColferPervertSoldier reviews
Blaine was secretly in the audience watching that "Born This Way" number. And it drove him absolutely WILD. Klaine smut. Seriously, SMUT.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
That Wasn't Awkward at All by whatabeautifulmess reviews
Kurt/Blaine drabble. The first time Burt sees them kiss. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It's Cool We're Just Friends by PorcelainN'Curly4Eva reviews
When Kurt and Blaine both agree that the distance is just to much for them, they settle on being just friends and nothing more. Well, that's how it started at least. A very, very, light M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Anything For You, Love by AngelisIgniRelucent reviews
"…Papa, where did Daddy go?" "Remember those pretty dresses he was drawing?" "Mine were better." "Yeah, they were, darling, but don't tell Daddy that or he might get upset! Anyway, he went to show them to a special man who might give Daddy lots of money to draw more." "I miss him." "That's okay, baby, so do I. C'mere, give Papa a cuddle." DADDY!KLAINE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Somatic Sense by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. PWP. Very, very smutty. Kurt and Blaine discovering more sexy things about each other and sex itself.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
But What Are You Promising? by misskaterinab reviews
This is a series of one-shots based on all the promises Blaine made to Kurt in the deleted box scene. Canon is generally followed but may be putzed with some.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Your Touch Burns Like Fire by Unic0rn-H0bbit reviews
Blaine is home, bored and alone. Kurt's been ill with a horrible cold for the last five days and they miss each other terribly. How does Blaine react when he gets a horny text from his perfect boyfriend telling him he's in an empty house...?Well how do you think? He's is a teenageboy after all! Klaine Smut. Rated M for a reason!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Nothing Can Touch Us by Patricia Sage reviews
While the rest of his family is out having dinner at the Berry household, Kurt decides to visit Blaine. He's had a lot on his mind this past week. Set during 'On My Way'. Klaine hurt/comfort.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You've Got Red On You by undapperthought reviews
An explanation as to why Puck would have drilled the peep hole he'd mentioned to Rachel in the girl's bathroom. Puck dishes out a slushy then watches what happens next.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Before Midnight by Les Oubliettes reviews
Cooper had always wanted a little brother.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Blaine A., Cooper A. - Complete
Here and Now by SarahhHarkness-Jones reviews
After the events of Cyberwoman, Ianto is in a vulnerable place. It was inevitable that someone would end up in his bed that night, he was just lucky it happened to be the Captain. Jack and Ianto first time, one-shot.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The True You by xBleedingBlackRosex reviews
"Kurt had always been self-conscious." Worried about his appearance, he turns to drastic measures to achieve physical perfection. But his methods are dangerous. Can Blaine convince him he's already perfect as he is before it's too late? TRIGGER ALERT!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,886 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sue's baby by livin it loud and proud reviews
A scene based off the promo fo episode 1 of season 4. Kurt meets Sue's baby. Sue is human after all.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Kurt H., Sue S. - Complete
Invisible Passion by believable-pen reviews
"No, Jack," protested Ianto. "we are not doing it here!" "Come on, Ianto. Where's your sense of adventure?" "Right about now, I'd say it's up there with lifts and public toilets."
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Reading His Pain by believable-pen reviews
Saw him today, strolling along the boardwalk down by the Bay. Seems to be there quite a lot. I'll make a mental note of that. Also 'appears' at the Water Tower by the Millennium Centre. Bloody Torchwood!
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Measure of a Man by believable-pen reviews
'Down on your knees…You brought a Cyberman into my home…Execute her, or I will execute you both…' 'I clean up your shit and that's how you like it…You never once asked me about my life…I love her…You're more of a monster than anything down there…'
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Don't Blame It On The Tea Boy by believable-pen reviews
"Come off it, Harkness," said Owen. "You know bloody well this'll end bad." Jack sighed, feigning hurt. "No, it won't." Ianto looked at the medic and rolled his eyes. "See! Even Tea Boy agrees with me."
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Interlude by LilFerret79 reviews
Ianto is convinced he's going to flip the SUV. NC17/Adult. Warnings: Graphic sex, language, voyeurism. No copyright infringement intended.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Blowfish, Huh! by believable-pen reviews
'Brilliant' thought Ianto. 'I'm stuck here again on my own, while they go off chasing after…whatever it is they're after today' he shook his head, looking at the state they'd left their workstations in.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Snowstorm by believable-pen reviews
Ianto looked at his hands. "You still don't trust me. I understand." "No! It's not that. I understand why you did what you did with Lisa. You loved her. I get it."
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
When Time Lords and Wizards Collide by Hasriona 2014 reviews
The Doctor strays into Hogwarts when the TARDIS senses huge energy at the school of magic. There he meets one Harry James Potter and his friends, and some chaos ensues... - This was written years ago, so forgive some of the poor writing!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,631 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Wot, No Phone Sex Tonight? by believable-pen reviews
Ianto sat behind Jack's desk hand laced in his lap as he sat back and looked at the phone, then at his watch. Jack promised to call him at 8pm…it was now 8.30pm
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Weak by skeleton grin
Draco Malfoy knows Harry Potter's one and only weakness. A Drarry oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Skin To Skin by thelilacfield reviews
It's a slow process, of blushing conversations and hands roving a little too far as they lie together and hips pressing involuntarily together to choked gasps before being pulled away with apologetic stammers and frantic kisses on the doorstep with tangled tongues and wanton moans but eventually they're in Blaine's bedroom together.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Statistic by Team Jem Carstairs reviews
Ianto Jones doesn't want to be a statistic.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Year One by deathpuppet13
First year for our new generation kids
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Unlikey Best Friends by deathpuppet13
Albus Severus Potter is sorted and makes an unlikely friend
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
You Can't Keep A Good Man Down by believable-pen reviews
The earth began to shake all around him, as Ianto stepped back away from the grave.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The maze by MrsRiddleMalfoy reviews
Hary finds himself stuck in a maze that shows him some parts of his past and make him realize the biggest mistake of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Coping Mechanism by JolinarJackson reviews
"It's after hours, it's just you and me. You're not my leader, you're my lover. You're allowed to unburden yourself."
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
80 Years Old And Dying by believable-pen reviews
Jack picks up a rock that came through the Rift... WARNING - CHARCTER DYING
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Zero Tolerance by ficdirectory reviews
During Blaine's first week at McKinley, Azimio manages to catch him alone. Quinn steps in and chases him off. From then on he decides that she's his hero. Fill for a request in the Glee Fluff Meme. Allusions to 3x01 "The Purple Piano Project." WARNING: Bullying.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Blaine A., Quinn F. - Complete
It wasn't worth it by littlelovegood reviews
Scorpius and Albus have a conversation during summer at the burrow. Is life worth it? Rated K for suggested themes and one account of swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Olympians by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
Summary: Au- Olympics are on and Blaine is out to win more than just gold. Athlete! Kurt, Athlete! Blaine. One-shot! rated T for safety :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Not so perfect Plans by Turquoise Quill reviews
Not-so-perfect Plans: Scorpius has everything planned out for his perfect anniversary with Albus. But, as with anything involving his boyfriend, it doesn't always go exactly as planned... Rated M to be safe!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Tweets by believable-pen reviews
Tweets between Captain Jack and his favourite Tea Boy ...
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Rules of Morality by Diddle-chan reviews
That was when Scorpius Malfoy decided he finally had some morals about him, well, they were really more like rules. The first was: Never trust anything with a perky chest and a flat crotch. The second: Don't be theatrical.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Coop, He's Amazing by emilykaywrites reviews
A short drabble in which Blaine gushes to Cooper about Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Blaine A., Cooper A. - Complete
From The Shadows by JolinarJackson reviews
Sometimes, wrong is the only thing that's right.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Jack H. - Complete
I Promise by RadHadder reviews
Another Klaine mpreg story, Cute moments, lots of hormones. THE BEST !
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,620 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
When Burt met Blaine by Teagirl-be-Klainer reviews
The first time Kurt takes Blaine home to hang out in his room and Burt meets him. Then Blaine accidently falls asleep in Kurt's bedroom. Turned out to become a bit Blangst-y. Fatherly teddy bear Burt being the best dad he can be. Even if it's not to his own son. Klaine friendship. One-shot. Warning: Homophobic references. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Rated T just to be safe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Blaine A., Burt H. - Complete
5 Times Kurt and Blaine Met ND Babies by carsonskurt reviews
Five times Kurt and Blaine met their friend's babies and one time they held their own little bundle of joy in their arms.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Rooftop Wonderings by keria1123 reviews
Ianto sitting on a rooftop pondering him and Jack. bit of Janto. Jack pops up at the end for a bit and Ianto sings and plays the guitar. In Ianto's POV.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
First Year by Nyeerg reviews
September 1st is a big, long, somewhat terrifying day for eleven year old Scorpius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Scorpius M., Draco M. - Complete
Becoming Mrs Jones by bannanas-are-good reviews
Ianto can't take it any more, without Jack, life is pointless! First it was Lisa then Jack, Who else will Ianto let into his heart? Set after S1E13 end of days :
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Ianto J., Gwen C.
Broken Glass by Angel-eyes56 reviews
It's so easy for something to shatter; it's putting the pieces back together that is the hard part. Now a series. *Not for Gwen Fans*
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
A Valentine's day not like other ones by gleek-lw reviews
Kurt's Valentine's day starts really bad but a friend will help him. Kurt/Santana friendship. Rating T for swearing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Kurt H., Santana L. - Complete
Underneath by SnarkyMuch2 reviews
Owen catches Ianto hiding something beneath his suits. For the hc bingo prompt bruises.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Ianto J., Owen H. - Complete
The Asp and the Scorpion by Ziria NightRose reviews
Albus Severus Potter will not be a Slytherin. He won't. And as he travels to Hogwarts for the first time as a student, he meets a boy who also doesn't want to be a Slytherin. Thus begins the most unlikely friendship ever. Who knew you could bond with a Death Eater's son over Chocolate Frogs and Exploding Snap? One-Shot for now, maybe a full story later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Teddy Lupin Meets His Godfather by FandaticForeverAndAlways reviews
Days after the Second Wizarding War, Harry decides to meet his Godson.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
London Calling by bkluv reviews
Set somewhere in series 2. Just a little JANTO smuttiness and fun! SLASH/graphic sex.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Countrycide Aftermath by The-Bowtie-And-The-Fez reviews
basiclly a little one-shot on what i saw during countryside, and what i think happened next...Janto!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Broken Boy Soldier by 0idontknow0 reviews
Harry makes progress in his physical relationship with Draco after quite a bit of waiting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Time In A Bottle by believable-pen reviews
ianto asks Jack out to dinner ...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Spring Awaiting by TheBlankArtist reviews
Kurt and Blaine await their pups' arrival. Warnings: mpreg, wolves!klaine, drabble
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
My BlueEyed Angel by CarpeDiemForLife reviews
Jack cares deeply for Ianto, but when Ianto asks him for those three little words, Jack can't do it. He knows that he can never say them. After all, Jack has decided to never love again, to avoid the inevitable hurt and suffering that always follows. But after reflection, Jack comes upon a painful realization. Ianto will be the one to comfort him. Set during Season 2. Jack/Ianto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The First Year by ticktickticktock reviews
Kurt and Blaine have just had a daughter and are now ready for fatherhood. Follow them through the first year of their little girl's life as they experience what being a parent is all about. Sequel to This Feeling. Mentions of past Mpreg.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,168 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Change by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
Cooper was always picking at Blaine, until he found out Blaine was gay. It takes a group of strangers to show Cooper what really matters. Anderson brothers.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Cooper A., Blaine A. - Complete
Thunderstorms by bwuk reviews
Kurt really hates thunderstorms and with only Finn and Puck in the house things can lead to a little fluff and a little angst. Set sometime late season 2 early season 3.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
You Break His Heart, We Break You by BabeItAintNoThing reviews
Everyone knows how much the New Directions love Kurt, so how do they react to the news that Blaine and Kurt are official? Random one shot
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
The Effects of Firewhiskey by iHeartPi reviews
Scorpius Malfoy drinks a little too much and confesses something to Albus which will change their relationship forever. Fluffy oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Teddy Finds Out by Breathingbooks247 reviews
When 8 year old Teddy Lupin comes across a photo of his parents, he doesn't know what to think. He immediately goes to Harry. And Harry knows it's time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Moving Mountains by remuslives23 reviews
Ianto wants more wine and Gwen wants answers.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Ianto J., Gwen C. - Complete
Baby Penguin Antics by thisoldporcelaincoffeeshop reviews
Brittany says sex is when a boy puts his unicorn horn into a girl's black hole, and magical sprinkles and invisible frosting come out of the boy, and one sprinkle attached to a girl's star. Kurt really doesn't want to fail his Sex Ed test and become the laughing stalk of the school. He consults fellow glee clubbers and Warblers for assistance. Awkwardity, dumb teens. Klaine. Niff.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Kurt H., New Directions - Complete
Perfect by Exceeds Expectations reviews
You tiptoe around one another and pretend that you're just friends but there's always that glow of "what if" and "maybe" when you sit too close together on cold days.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The End Of The Line by JolinarJackson reviews
Captain John Hart had never expected to end like this: drowning in a corridor of an underground secret base with the current lover of his ex-boyfriend ...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2012 - John H., Ianto J. - Complete
Denial by TheRisenMittenCrew reviews
"You have no idea what it felt like, coming back to life and knowing the world was empty, because you'd gone!" Inspired by Jacks words to Ianto in the radio play The House Of The Dead.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Come What May by TheRisenMittenCrew reviews
"Je t'aime, jusqu'a la fin du temps" I love you, until the end of time. For the anniversary of Ianto Jones' death 3 years ago today. More detail inside. xxx
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Stuck by Kefirah reviews
A Weevil hunt doesn't go very well for Jack and Ianto. Fluff, one-shot.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Puppy Love by gagnslausmanneskja reviews
Right after filming finished for The First Time, what did the boys talk about? CrissColfer friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Entertainer by bkluv reviews
AU JANTO story. Jack is an actor/entertainer, Ianto is an event coordinator in a serious relationship with Lisa. When the two men cross paths, both of their lives will change. SLASH/graphic sex/language. Jack/Other, Jack/John, Ianto/Lisa, Jack/Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 89,873 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
New Dream by OwenHarpersGirl reviews
After Kurt receives his NYADA letter, Blaine offers him a shoulder to cry on and some helpful advice. Spoilers for 'Goodbye'
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Why Do You Care by writing in the rain reviews
"Why do you care?" Albus snarled as he moved to pick his bloody blade up from where he'd left it lying carelessly on the floor. **Trigger Warning, details inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Familiar Stranger by littlelostsheep reviews
The future is a confusing and scary place, so it helps to have someone to give you spoilers. Kurt Hummel was miserable watching the boy he loved serenade some guy, until a stranger dropped in to give him some hints. Klaine.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2012 - 10th Doctor, Kurt H. - Complete
Blaine Anderson's Class of Romance by Hummel-Anderson reviews
Blaine Anderson is very romantic, and the boys of New Directions aren't. They enlist his help to try and 'woo' their girlfriends. He decides to help them because it just gives him another chance to do something romantic for Kurt. Klaine loving at the end! Rated T for minor swearing!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
Time to Come Out by JustDreamIfYouCan'tDoAnything reviews
CrissColfer, in celebration of CrissColfer day! No warnings really, rated T for one mention of rudeness. Summary: Darren wants to come out, but Chris is worried..
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
First Time in Weeks by OwenHarpersGirl reviews
Kurt and Blaine go for a walk after Blaine's shows up on Valentines Day. Short one-shot of a missing scene from 'Heart'
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Second Date by believable-pen reviews
Jack and Ianto on their second date
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
A Movie Day by karatekid1018 reviews
A lazy movie day with playfulness and fluff. Just a bit of married Klaine for you all, because married Klaine is the best. Rated T
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Things Left Unsaid by thelandofllamas reviews
What happens when Kurt finds a letter to him from Blaine screwed up on the floor. AU Oneshot :
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Who Are They? by Ron's Maroon Jumper reviews
Lily Luna Potter comes across a photograph, but doesn't recognise the people inside. Harry has the job of explaining to his seven-year-old daughter where his parents are. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Bringing in Baby by Daelena reviews
At long last, the new baby is arriving and everyone aboard the TARDIS is very excited about it. Ianto/Jack. Sixty-ninth in the "Immortal Janto" series
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Kiss by A Very Crisscolfer Fangirl reviews
What happens after Kurt and Blaine s first kiss? Klaine fic.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Wedding Conversations by misskaterinab reviews
Burt and Kurt have a heart to heart talk before Burt's wedding, and then years later they have another before Kurt's.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Words by believable-pen reviews
Takes place soon after The Year That Never Was
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Pillow Talk by believable-pen reviews
The title says it all...
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Degrees Of Violence by JolinarJackson reviews
They were fine and they had promised each other that it wouldn't make a difference. And yet, it did.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Hurricane by TheRisenMittenCrew reviews
"I'm going out, I'm gonna drink myself to death, And in the crowd I see you with someone else..." Song-fic. Florence and the Machine Hurricane Drunk. More info inside. xxx
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Spin the Bottle by Mrs Weasley Odair reviews
Al/Scorpius. It's Al's sixteenth birthday party and they're having a little game of spin the bottle. Who knew that everything could change in the turn of a bottle? Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,880 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Revolations by believable-pen reviews
Jack returns to the Hub to find Ianto still there...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Moving On by JolinarJackson reviews
After Jack leaves, Owen moves into a new flat and Gwen sees a chance for a team-building excercise.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
Janto Txts by Ianto'sCoffeeMinion reviews
Ever wondered why Jack rushed to go find Ianto in The Electro Cinema in the 'From Out Of The Rain' episode of Torchwood?. Texts from Jack and Ianto during that episdoe. Does feature Owen and Gwen for a brief second. JANTO! Please R&R!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Captain Jack to the Rescue by believable-pen reviews
The team are out looking for a Blowfish. Ianto decides it's best if they split up...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Fear and the Game by Daelena reviews
A simple outing turns dark and a death means emotions are running high. But then, something major happens for Jack and Ianto. Ianto/Jack. Sixty-eighth in the "Immortal Janto" series.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
I Believe In You by out.of.andromeda reviews
A CrissColfer drabble about How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You Sure Look Good in My Shirt by crazycatt71 reviews
Ianto wears Jack's blue shirt, just the shirt. M/M sex
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Messy Fathers Day by jpup44 reviews
Harry and James spend a Father's Day trying to make pancakes, but it doesn't really work out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Making of a Father by DracaDelirus reviews
One-shot for Father's Day. Despite his resolve to never return to that particular place again, Harry is too desperate to stay away.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
A letter from Ianto Jones by Sneaky Slitherin reviews
One night, Jack recieves a letter revealing Ianto's deepest secret... M/M
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Every Minute by Harkpad reviews
Ianto disappears from work one afternoon and Jack gets a call from Rhiannon. She knows where Ianto is, and asks Jack to come get him. A conversation on Ianto's couch ensues. Mentions of Ianto/Lisa and Jack/former wife.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Last Chance by ProudOfDarrenCriss reviews
AU: Badboy!Blaine and Kurt's pregnant. Blaine's mad at Kurt. He knows Kurt's pregnant. Rated T for language
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Read it out loud by crissingirl123 reviews
"Read it out loud ". The words are spinning through Blaine's head. He has to read this out loud. Everyone will know what's in it. He doesn't want them to know, but he can't lie. Not anymore. Blangst
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
Love You Always, Love You Forever by starsofimagination reviews
In a world where the death penalty can be given to people who commit manslaughter, Blaine finds himself facing a firing squad after he accidentally kills a man while trying to defend Kurt from being bashed. Warning: Character Death!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Shades Of The Rainbow by JolinarJackson reviews
Ianto's forced to re-open a can of worms he kept closed for a long time: the question of his own sexuality.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Two Pairs of RoundRimmed Glasses by MayaPotter97 reviews
What if the war had never happened? How would have Lily, James and Harry's life come out if there had never been a prophecy, a chosen one or a boy who lived? What if they were just...a family like any other? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Chin Up by akmdreamer reviews
Teddy Lupin is off to Hogwarts. Unlike his peers, however, he is heavily conflicted about which House he wants to be Sorted into. How to honor one's dead parents is something his godfather would know about though, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Ghost of a Good Thing by fancykidx reviews
He shouldn't be in here, and if anyone sees him, he'll tell them that he had a spare key. But he's almost positive no one will see him, and he needs to see Kurt. He has to. Kurt/Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Why'd I Let You Talk Me Into This? by Woodland Goddess reviews
A series of Drabbles combined to make a one-shot, where Scorpius explores his feelings for a certain green-eyed Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Kiss Me Again by tilourdyingday reviews
CRISSCOLFER FIC! Darren has to find a way to crack Chris... if only he could bring himself to kiss him onstage without melting into a pulp. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Brains Unsuited For Shopping by Daelena reviews
Jack and Ianto decide to do what any parents who are expecting a child do – go shopping. Ianto/Jack. Sixty-seventh in the "Immortal Janto" series.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Remember by crazycatt71 reviews
Remembering helps ease JAck's pain
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Jack H. - Complete
Sweet nothings by JustDreamIfYouCan'tDoAnything reviews
A fluffy Klaine one-shot following Kurt's rejection from NYADA. Warnings: fluff, fluff and more fluff! :
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Of Grubby Mirrors and Bathroom Sinks by AngelisIgniRelucent reviews
To Blaine: 'What class are you in' To Kurt: 'French – what's up' To Blaine: 'Opened my NYADA letter' To Kurt: 'Where are you' To Blaine: 'Girls' bathrooms – come quick'
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
First Time Apparation by Cottonpaw reviews
James just wanted to get out of there. However, Harry didn't want him to leave. He was just a boy, the same boy he took care of for so many years, and he wasn't ready to go out on his own. At least, Harry didn't think he was ready. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012 - James S. P., Harry P. - Complete
He Remembered by JolinarJackson reviews
Gwen thought he didn't know. Couldn't remember. Would never be able to. But Rhys did.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Rhys W. - Complete
I guess you should know by Fluteanime11 reviews
"I guess you should know that I love you." I randomly whisper, and he looks up at me and smiles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Geography by LoriB
On the anniversary of Ianto's death, Jack can't help but to think of him.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Baby Mine by burstingcolours reviews
or 5 Times Blaine Anderson came home from the hospital without a baby in his arms… and one time he did. Fluffy, Slight angst. Written for the GleeMpreg Writing Challenge. Mpreg. Don't like, don't read.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Not Nothing by Jazoriah reviews
Kurt finally snaps, and is saved from a whole world of pain by McKinley's obnoxiously attractive badboy.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What Are We by Nymphadora Andromeda Lupin reviews
Basically post-CoE fix it because Ianto didn't die, that was a horrible dream I had one night. Definitely deserves the M rating. Plotless fluffy smut. First Torchwood fic.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Best Godfather in the World by Sabrina Granger-Weasley reviews
Written for "The Best Feeling in the World" Challenge over at the HPFC. Cute fluffy one-shot about Harry and Teddy's family love for each other as godfather and godson.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
HD 'There's This Thing' by tigersilver reviews
Proposal fluff for nursedarry's birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Those We Have Lost by ThinkGeek reviews
Harry attends a ceremony for those who died at the Battle of Hogwarts and brings Teddy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Scar by jetsfanforlyfe reviews
Blaine's reluctant to be shirtless around Kurt. Kurt's determined to find out why. Mentions of a gay-bashing, tag to The First Time.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Some Ghosts by jetsfanforlyfe reviews
Blaine's parents aren't abusive. They're just not around.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Blaine A., Emma P. - Complete
Skipping by The Royal Gleek reviews
What SHOULD'VE happened in Dance With Somebody. First time writing SMUT!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The First Time by supergleek10 reviews
A short conversation during Klaine's first time. Disclaimer- I own nothing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Revelations, Reactions, and Other Temporal Ramblin by Daelena reviews
When Jack and Ianto reveal that they're having another baby, the TARDIS crew gives a mixed bag of reactions. Ianto/Jack. Sixty-sixth in the "Immortal Janto" series.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Dude are you on something? by ColferFan1217 reviews
Kurts acting strange, whats going on? read to find out: and review!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Kurt H., New Directions - Complete
A Mother's Love by Laugh.While.Crying reviews
"Merlin forbid that she ever grows up. Can she just stay my little Lily Lu forever?" Lily Luna Potter wakes up after a nightmare, and her mum must calm her down. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Ginny W., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Janto Familia Aeternum Family Forever by Ianto'sCoffeeMinion reviews
After all thats happened Jack wants to make the most of the time hes got left with Ianto. He decides he wants to have a baby, and with the help of a piece of Ratliffian technology Ianto concieves a child! JANTO!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,639 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Fish by StripedBerries reviews
Otherwise known as 'the warblers randomly dissolve into a giggling fit'. Wes isn't all that happy about it. Klaine, Niff, Wevid, warblers. Jeff randomly says the word "fish" one day, the warblers find it hilarious. One-shot, possible two-shot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Naughty Pirates CrissColfer by KlainesDarknessChalet reviews
Unseen moments at Chris' 22nd birthday party!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
And Some With Traps by black.k.kat reviews
For Ianto, there are two choices to be had: speak, or stay silent. Some days the choice is harder than others. Janto.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Friends by Never-ending Magic reviews
A girl finds a young Harry being bullied by Dudley. What will she do? Oneshot. First story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
A Small Surprise on a Happy Day by Daelena reviews
Jack finds a special way to surprise Ianto on Ianto's birthday. Ianto/Jack and all the usual pairings. Sixty-fifth in the "Immortal Janto" series.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Baby Bonding? by DistrictsandWizards reviews
He dissolved into giggles at the look on Quinn's face. Suddenly though, he felt a kick. His eyes lit up even more and he let out a totally manly squeal. "She likes me!" Because Blaine being in season 1 would have been awesome. Mentions of Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Blaine A., Quinn F. - Complete
A Day in Glasgow by IantojJackh reviews
Written for the prompt 'Jack finds out he is pregnant after Day 5' at comment fic on LJ. Spoilers for CoE. Warning contains mention of M-preg.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
No Regrets, Just Love by WritingGeek27116 reviews
CrissColfer smut. Chris finds Darren's vibrator and sexy times ensue. No real plot, just boy sex. NC-17. Warnings: Vibrators, gay sex. Labelled under Kurt and Blaine because I couldn't find Darren and Chris. Ha.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Scars by JolinarJackson reviews
Strong, capable, unshakable Jack … was breaking.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Rhys W., Jack H. - Complete
Wondering Why As Days Go By by Daelena reviews
Andy asks a question or two of Jack and Ianto and gets a very straight answer for both. Ianto/Jack. Sixty-fourth in the "Immortal Janto" series.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Just A Date by inkvoices reviews
"I'm good if you need your computer fixed, but not the kind of girl you'd want to date."
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Martha J., Toshiko S./Tosh - Complete
Lost by Patricia Sage reviews
"Well, I saw this light and then I got lost and then I heard singing and then I found Blaine." Kid!Klaine
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Walk in the Grounds by Tweak6 reviews
Oneshot. That missing scene after Harry and Ginny's first kiss *Fluffiness!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
You Don't Have to Say You Love Me by LilFerret79 reviews
He wanted to mean more than just another of Jack's shags. NC17/Adult. Warnings: Graphic Sex. No copyright infringement intended.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Time was stolen by swiftnick007 reviews
Jack Harkness believed that to fall in love was to be destroyed, his heart was stolen. Ianto Jones believed that to fall in love was to be saved, his heart was given. Janto oneshot, unbeta'd.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Setting Gwen Straight by Xx-silent-assassin-xX reviews
Jack has big plans for tonight, but he's worried Gwen's going to try to stop him. He knows he's going to have to talk to her, but will he be able to change her? Or is he going to have to fire her? *Gwen bashing*
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,282 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Can I borrow your fingers? by Elizabeth Magenta reviews
Set at the last night of the Glee Live Tour 2011. Darren is working on a new composition and asks Chris for some help. Crisscolfer. Smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Incident by EmilyGail reviews
What would have happened that night in the bathroom if, instead of fighting, something a little... different had happened?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Here We Go Again? by MaeSilverpaws1 reviews
Harry always goes to Kings Cross Station on September 1st... just in case... just a one shot that's been floating around in my head for a while.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Holiday in Florida by facepalmicate reviews
Douchebag!Blaine and Kurt have some fun interactions at a pool party. Some fun AU smut. Requested by ccolfer.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Of Quick Kisses and Almost Tears by AngelisIgniRelucent reviews
"I want everyone to see how proud I am of my brave, handsome, bushy-haired boyfriend." "Y-you think I'm … brave?" SPOILERS FOR PROM-A-SAURUS
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
In The Cupboard by Mr or Ms Tanuki reviews
At the end of a long day with the Dursley's, Harry would just curl up in his small cupboard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hold Me Now by SarahhHarkness-Jones reviews
Ianto Jones believes he can no longer go on, until he meets a handsome stranger who gives him hope. AU - Jack and Ianto as teenagers, Ianto's POV. Warning: Suicide attempt mentioned.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Harry's Name by SlytherinLove30 reviews
While looking through his mother's old things, Harry discovers where he got his name from. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Trust in Dreams by Harkpad reviews
Jack watches Ianto sleep, and what he realizes keeps him grounded. Schmoop, apparently. : Inspired by Jack White's new record.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
An Unexpected Meeting by blainetears reviews
AU. Kurt and Blaine meet in an atypical way.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Whale Tale by LilFerret79 reviews
The team has a new baby to care for. PG/Older Kids. Warnings: None. Spoilers: 2x04 Meat. No copyright infringement is intended.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
I'm In It by FlossAus reviews
Written during the original UK air dates of Season 2, this is a one-shot in response to naysayers who felt Janto shippers were fantasists. I'm not so black/white and I wanted to look at Ianto's feelings from less swoony perspective.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Promises by WeasleyGrangerPotter reviews
A story and then promise between godfather and godson
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
There's Tense Understanding Between Love and Hate by nothing-rhymes-with-ianto reviews
Owen and Ianto walk the line. Jack is gone and everything's messed up.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Ianto J., Owen H. - Complete
Don't Forget Me by battyderp reviews
Ianto Jones lay dying in the arms of the only person he had ever loved after Lisa was ripped from him. But what passed through his mind?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Hopes and Dreams by Daelena reviews
Jack and Ianto have a deep conversation in the night about life, love, and their family. Ianto/Jack. Sixty-third in the "Immortal Janto" series.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Ianto J. - Complete
Letter To Dad by Yuval25 reviews
"Dear Dad, guess what?" A first year Albus Potter writes a letter to his Dad. One-shot. Please R&R! Family-y and amusing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Albus S. P., Harry P. - Complete
RaceShot by Yuval25 reviews
Albus and Scorpius are out after curfew. OneShot short Race-shot. Please R&R! Cute and funny. Albus/Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
One Single Moment by Meridas reviews
Death by extermination was always the worst for Jack. And he hadn't realized that it could happen to Gwen and Ianto before he could keep his promise. One-shot after DW 'Journey's End'
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Never Leaving by Torchwood-Godess-29 reviews
Jack and Ianto have been together for a long time and they decide to have sex in the SUV. Jack pulls out three condoms.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
At The End of The Day by SarahhHarkness-Jones reviews
Jack Harkness never spends the night at a lover's house, no matter how late it is.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Drunken state of mind by LadyArmitageStark reviews
"Oh Ianto, my Ianto.You put too much thought into it"
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Getting Used to Fame by Flower in the Bloom reviews
Now that Albus is at Hogwarts, he needs to try to get used to fame. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Centre of the Universe by SarahhHarkness-Jones reviews
Everyone has that special person in the Universe, some just so happen to be Tea-Boys. Jack/Ianto drabble, so fluffy!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Mask by jekyllhj7 reviews
After Cyberwoman... is Ianto really recovering?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Ianto J. - Complete
The Power Cut by SarahhHarkness-Jones reviews
Ianto has a fear which none of the team knew about and Jack finds out the hard way. However, the Captains comfort doesn't end how either of them had originally expected. Janto one-shot.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
At Dusk by shattered petal reviews
'You poor girl,' Tom whispered, brushing his nose against what remained of hers, closing his eyes. 'Poor girl...' -Tom/Hester
Mortal Engines Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Complete
Jack Just Doesn't Get Sick by SarahhHarkness-Jones reviews
It doesn't matter what his symptoms are, Jack just won't admit he's sick. Janto drabble, fluffy one-shot.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
No Longer Just a Name by Patricia Sage reviews
It was a slow Friday night at the shop for Burt Hummel. It's amazing how quickly one's life can change. KLAINE! SOULMATES FIC!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Red by AngelisIgniRelucent reviews
Kurt Hummel had always been different. Blaine Anderson had always been the perfect son. A SOULMATE FIC
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Place for Dreaming by Dandelion Dust reviews
Young Harry is trapped in a cupboard, and in a life where he is unwanted and unloved. But he still has spirit, and he still has dreams.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Something You Can Do With Your Arse by ricetard reviews
Scorpius sees the things Potter does with his arse. And helps him out a bit, too. / AS/S, oneshot, too much porn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
In The Dark Still of The Night by crazycatt71 reviews
When things get to be to much, The Doctor has Jack
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Jack H. - Complete
A Tipical Day by crazycatt71 reviews
A look at a day in the life of the Doctor & Jack. This is my 100th story. I posted my 1st on May 2, 2011 on LJ. It only seems fitting that the 100th be like the 1st and be about the Doctor & Jack
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
The Sorting by EmilyGail
Albus was really worried about getting sorted into Slytherin. That is, until his dad talked to him at the station. What happened next is anyone's guess.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Just Can't by Meridas reviews
"The white, icy, lifeless thing in the morgue wasn't Jack. It simply couldn't be. And Ianto couldn't bear to look at what was left of him." One-shot during End of Days.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Ianto J. - Complete
It Started With a Push by HiyonoYuizaki reviews
When Jack pushed him away Ianto never expected to wake up in an unfamiliar forest. COE fix-it.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Celebrate Good Times, Alright! by Daelena reviews
The next generation is growing up quickly and Anwen is having a party. What happens when the TARDIS crew attends said party and Gwen realizes who Annabelle's boyfriend is. Ianto/Jack. Sixty-second in the "Immortal Janto" series.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Aftermath by believable-pen reviews
The missing scene from the end of Countrycide...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Massage by Stormaggedon Dark Lord of All reviews
Darren's back hurts and Chris is more than willing to help. CrissColfer. Rated M. One Shot
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
To Be Said by theotherslover reviews
Ianto's funeral after COE
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The First Time by jekyllhj7 reviews
Jack's thoughts about his relationship with Ianto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Messy by jekyllhj7 reviews
Ianto's thoughts about his relationship with Jack
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Just Jack by jekyllhj7 reviews
Jack and Ianto talk after Gwen storms out in the episode "Meat"
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Expecto Patronum by Imirasa reviews
Teddy Lupin learns how to conjure a patronus from none other than his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
And When You Want To Live by nothing-rhymes-with-ianto reviews
Jack and Ianto talk after Countrycide and discuss being real.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Cuts Like Knives by Shira Lansys reviews
He's never seen Scorpius cry, Albus muses, as he wraps the white bandage around the blonde's forearm. He knows Scorpius sheds tears blood instead. Warnings for cutting and mentions of attempted suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Head Above Water by JolinarJackson reviews
Dark!Fic - Ianto takes a drug that reduces his mindset to that of a slave and Jack can't cope.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Bluemoon by iantolondontai reviews
When Ianto is abandoned by his father, he has no one left to turn to. His mother is gone and there is no one else that he feels close to.Can Jack break through the cold exterior to the warm and caring Ianto inside? Or will Ianto refuse his care and leave?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,837 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Baby Love by Hinny-Always reviews
Harry has a play date with the Weasleys and here he meets someone important.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Slow Days and Lilies by Harkpad reviews
It's a tough anniversary for Ianto. The day his mother was committed was the day his world finally crumbled to pieces. When it's also a slow day at TW, he doesn't know what to do. Jack and Rhi help him out. Warning: brief description of child abuse.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Wedding Crashers by Angel-eyes56 reviews
AU: Jack and John made a career out of crashing weddings looking for quick hook-ups, but one wedding changes everything when they meet Ianto and Tosh. Everything they know changes; have they finally found their perfect matches? Janto and John/Tosh
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,819 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Broken Cups by x-Wabisuke-x reviews
Ianto's been feeling a little bothered lately. In a good way? Maybe. Slash. Jack x Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Archivist by bwuk reviews
Set during reset, what if Martha had known Ianto during the year that never was.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Jack H. - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by Daelena reviews
Jack and Ianto had a romantic interlude on another planet. Ianto/Jack. Sixty-first in the "Immortal Janto" series.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Penance by JolinarJackson reviews
Dark!Fic - Jack turns up at Ianto's flat during his suspension and what follows isn't good.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Final Scene by ficdirectory reviews
Blaine has trouble with his final scene for McKinley's production of West Side Story. Santana offers unexpected advice. Allusions through 3x05 "The First Time."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Blaine A., Santana L. - Complete
On Broken Wings I'm Falling by SpookyClaire reviews
AU: In a universe where humans have wings, Blaine's less than proud of his wings since they'd been destroyed the night of the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Blangst.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
When They Loved Me by SpookyClaire reviews
When the assignment in Glee is to sing a song about how much they love their parents, Blaine struggles with it. Blangst.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
When I See Your Smile by SpookyClaire reviews
Blaine just wanted to make his boyfriend happy. He knew Prom meant a lot to Kurt, so he was going to go, he'd make himself go. But that didn't mean he wouldn't be terrified. Blangst.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Viral by SpookyClaire reviews
A video goes on the internet of a certain ex-Warbler and he's not going to react well to it. Good thing he's got friends to support him. Blangst.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
Traditions by SpookyClaire reviews
Blaine reflects on the Christmas traditions his family used to partake in when he was younger, and how much things have changed since then. Blangst.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Not For Sale by SpookyClaire reviews
Why was Blaine so adamant about not being for sale? That, my friends, is a dark tale… Blangst.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Blaine A., Sam E. - Complete
Money Can't Buy Me Love by SpookyClaire reviews
Finn and Blaine get in a fight and Finn lays into Blaine, but the rest of New Directions come to the teen's defense. Blangst.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
In Which New Directions is Cool and Blaine Isn't by SpookyClaire reviews
AU: Anderberry, Cheerio!Kurt, Nerd!Blaine: When Rachel finds Blaine's youtube channel and shows the Glee club, Kurt sees how much it upset Blaine he runs after him. A friendship buds between them, but at McKinley it won't be easy...Blangst.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,166 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
In Which Blaine Really Hates Gym Class by SpookyClaire reviews
A game of soccer goes bad in gym class and Blaine gets a beating. Blangst.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
It Sounds Like We're Having Sex by Yuval25 reviews
"What are you doing?" "What does it look like I'm doing?" Albus gives Scorpius a back massage. One-shot. Please R&R! Adorable piece. Albus/Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Disgrace by SpookyClaire reviews
Blaine's family sees the Christmas Special and they aren't pleased. Blangst.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Blaine A. - Complete
Consequences by SpookyClaire reviews
Puck isn't sure how he feels about his brother's new boyfriend. Sure, Kurt is really in love with Blaine, and he seemed to feel the same way, but what kind of brother would Puck be if he didn't make sure Blaine knew Kurt's big brother was watching?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Blaine A., Puck - Complete
Blame by SpookyClaire reviews
When Kurt and Blaine get in a fight the members of New Directions assume it's the ex-Warbler's fault and make their displeasure with the situation known. Only problem is it wasn't really Blaine's fault. Blangst
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
A Cold and Broken Hallelujah by SpookyClaire reviews
Blaine shows up to a gathering at Puck's acting weird. He ends up getting totally smashed and spills what happened. Blangst
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
That Perfect Pair We Used To Be by flylikeadcriss reviews
"They never make the decision to be friends. They're left in the same playpen all the time, set next to each other in respective strollers as their mothers get pedicures together, sent to the same school from the start." Platonic Q/B, mentions of Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,345 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Blaine A., Quinn F. - Complete
Echoes by JolinarJackson reviews
The echoes of Torchwood House are starting to manifest themselves into our time, which means danger for the entire planet. In Scotland, Jack and Ianto finally start to repair their relationship, while Tosh tries to find herself after Mary.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,863 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Playing House by everytimeitrytoflyifall reviews
As Ianto settles in to his new appartment, he and Jack consider the future and what it will mean to them.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Executive Decisions by firesnap reviews
Jack left them. Then the rest of the team had to pick up the pieces.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Complete
What Makes a World? by GoldenRoya reviews
A take on the events of Doctor Who's 'Boomtown' as seen from the perspective of one who has seen it happen before. Jack locks down the Hub when a mysterious blue box parks above the lift, and Ianto wants to know what has his boss so spooked.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Let Me Count The Ways by Fluteanime11 reviews
"Do you really doubt my love for you that much? Do you want me to count the ways?" He seemed slightly agitated, and I could only nod.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Nightmares by Xxwerewolf.loverxX reviews
Draco has a nightmare, and Harry is there to calm his husbands fears. Slash, short one-shot, tiny hint of Mpreg. Rated T to be really safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Soulmates by Gindokei reviews
Darren Criss and Chris Colfer have something no one else will ever have. CrissColfer friendship.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Complete
Homecoming by nothing-rhymes-with-ianto reviews
Jack finally comes home from The Year That Never Was, damaged and in pain. He manages to hold it together until John Hart leaves. Warning for some not-so-pleasant bodily functions.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
All The Little Things by NarikoD reviews
When Ianto wakes up in a mental institution, he refuses to believe what everyone is telling him: that Torchwood is a delusion and he's schizophrenic. But the longer he stays there, the more he starts to wonder if Torchwood was ever real to begin with.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 90,845 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Bumper Cars Are Always Cool by Daelena reviews
Adults can act like children sometimes too. Johnny brings out the competitive nature of Jack and the Doctor while at a carnival on another planet. Everyone else just watches. Ianto/Jack. Sixtieth in the "Immortal Janto" series.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The power of imagination by RoadrunnerGER reviews
Being offered a oneshot for her birthday Galadriel1010 requested Jack and Ianto being snuggle bunnies... Well, you know Jack... Janto obviously.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Look At Me by doctorkaitlyn reviews
Ianto is amazed at how Jack manages to say so many things with his eyes. Takes place during 202, "Sleeper."
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Draco's Overdue by anna-bagnell reviews
Draco Potter-Malfoy is very pregnant and very tired of it. He convinces Harry to help him...encourage...their child to finally enter the world, by any means possible. Warnings: mpreg, pregnant!Draco, lemon, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stay With Me by doctorkaitlyn reviews
It's only when Jack asks him to stay that Ianto realizes this... thing they have might be more than just a convenient arrangement.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
A Smile So Bright by SilverKitsune1 reviews
Artie Abrams figures out he's bisexual and apparently has a type. Blaine/Artie one sided.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Artie A., Blaine A. - Complete
Fear by OverMyShoulder reviews
CoE angst. Spoliers. Rhys contemplates Jack's feelings after Day Four.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Jack H., Rhys W. - Complete
Room Below by Mistofstars reviews
Set after Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, the day that Jack returns to his team... interaction between him and Ianto after they dealt with John Hart...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Hot 'n' cold by szolnok09 reviews
Ianto gets cold, but there is something/one to heat him up.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
You're Dating Who? by ColferFan1217 reviews
Chris got a boyfriend. The cast wants to know who. Read and find out who it is. i suck at the summary.. RP
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Kurt H., New Directions - Complete
When Opportunity Knockers by werelemur reviews
A piece of alien tech turns Jack into a woman. CRACK!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Transfer by FrostbiteHeart reviews
Little AU Kurt and Blaine meeting
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Dinner Date Adventure by PenmanGrenade reviews
It's their first date, and Jack is freaking out. -Janto-.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Remember Me by palishere reviews
"Does Jack know your back?" "He will..." John reached into his pocket pulling out a set of handcuffs. "..Put these on, now" "Your joking." Ianto shot John an unimpressed look.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,027 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - John H., Ianto J.
Prove It by KaiBlackRose reviews
Ianto is getting tired of Jack not being certain about their relationship. He just wants to know if Jack cares about him, so he hatches up a plan. Will Jack see right through it or will he play right into it? Set somewhere in season 2
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Things Hidden by thesilversun reviews
A tourist's film footage posted on the internet leads Jack, Gwen and Ianto to Hen Coed Cwrt, a supposedly haunted manor house in mid Wales. Gwen, Jack/Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Gwen C., Ianto J. - Complete
Beauitful In My Eyes by Angel-eyes56 reviews
Two sets of friends discuss their relationships. Slash and Femaleslash
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Complete
What's Wrong With the Captain? by estelgreenleaf reviews
What's wrong with Jack? Jack/Ianto, Slash, nothing graphic, as per usual.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Lives Never Lived by T0mat0head reviews
Across Cardiff, four strangers are plagued by the same sense of unease, the same certainty that something is wrong, the same image of a man in a coat. Set early season 2, though after Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. Focus on all four non-immortal team members. - On hiatus until the stroke of further inspiration, unfortunately.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012
Blessed by estelgreenleaf reviews
Jack reflects on the past. Mpreg, Slash
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Jack H.
This Is Our Normal Attitude by Daelena reviews
Johnny's retirement party takes a turn for the fun once Ianto, Jack, and the rest of the TARDIS crew arrives to join in the celebration. Ianto/Jack. Fifty-ninth in the "Immortal Janto" series.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Dance With Me by nothing-rhymes-with-ianto reviews
Owen observes the dance between Jack and Ianto in Something Borrowed.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Marry You by mncmncy reviews
'This is so romantic. Why won't Blaine do something like this for me'
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Explanations by MissingMommy reviews
"When you can answer that question with a yes; when it doesn't matter that the cons outweigh the pros; when nothing else matters but me, come find me." Albus changes everything in his life based off one simple answer. AlbusScorpius. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Horizon by JolinarJackson reviews
Again, there are murders being committed in Torchwood's name. This time, UNIT seems to be mixed up in it as well. The strain on the team increases when Jack and Ianto's relationship faces a crisis, only made worse by Ianto discovering that he's pregnant.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,463 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
In the middle of the night by DanishDude reviews
Famous Cooper Anderson calls his brother in the middle of the night.. KLAINE/Famous!Cooper
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Blaine A., Cooper A. - Complete
Secret Santa by Janto4eva reviews
Summary: The Torchwood team play secret santa with an unexpected gift for one team member. Warning: Contains Gwen bashing. Torchwood and Doctor Who are the property of the BBC, RTD and SM.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
A Picture's Worth A Thousand Words by LupinxTonks4ever reviews
Teddy had heard this turn of phrase before. And if it was true, he thought this picture would be worth at least three thousand words or so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
The Valentine's Day Surprise by chocolatefrogs17
A little story about Valentine's Day for Ron and Hermione. I do not own anything. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
I Think It's You He's Fond Of, Sir by IShipItAllAndThenSome reviews
Captain Jack Harkness notices a problem with one of his squaddies. A naughty joke, Janto, and potentially wonky army titles. M for Janto, Jack being Jack, and the joke itself. R&R. Original SSB, not her sister's work.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
In Absentia by WhoMuse reviews
Ianto finds himself in the middle of a meeting of an unlikely group of people who have one thing in common-and a warning for Ianto. Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto; Gwen; Stella Courtney from the audio play "The Dead Line"; John Hart; Gray; Grace, an OC
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Silence and Comfort by Mistofstars reviews
Ianto and Jack after the accident with the cannibals in season 1 episode 6...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
A lost bet by selana1505 reviews
Jack and John are on some planet for a con, and John has lost a bet - he has to do whatever Jack asks of him for one night. You know the boys, of course it is about them getting naked and getting off ;-
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Jack H., John H. - Complete
Technophobia by werelemur reviews
Rhys isn't sure about the team's wedding gift.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Gwen C., Rhys W. - Complete
Sleepless Night by Helenaholland reviews
Dialogue!fic. Ianto can't sleep wondering about some things and decides that the best thing to do is wake up Jack to ask him. Slash. Fluff
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Bring Me A Rose, In The Winter Time by Daelena reviews
Jack gets quite surprised by a small, simple, yet very powerful gesture from Ianto and knows that Ianto needs him more than ever. Ianto/Jack. Fifty-eight in the "Immortal Janto" series.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Ianto J. - Complete
Until Midnight by Nancy Brown reviews
AU. Lisa's dead, and Ianto is bleeding. JackxIanto
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Just This Human Heart by too-much-like-Luna reviews
Jack/Ianto drabble set during the events of "Adam."
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
How annoying are you Jack? Let me count the ways by The Boeshane Babe reviews
Ianto reflects on Jack's annoying habits...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Crutches by ladyjane6313 reviews
An accident leads to relations increasing between Jack and Ianto. Jack and Ianto up to this point were just friends working at Torchwood.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,550 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Words Left Unsaid by warblingaway reviews
When Kurt comes home floating on Cloud 9 after his first kiss with Blaine, Burt knows something is up. And, if his hunch is correct, it's that his little boy is in love. For Klaine Week: Missing Moments. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
A New Type of Grief by hazelgracegus reviews
Jack had felt everything there was to feel in his long life. But it was always new. And this was a new type of grief. Reaction fic to Children of Earth.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Mothers Day by misspotter94 reviews
The Potter family, encouraged by Lily Luna, treat Ginny to a mothers day breakfast in bed. Not the best but I think it's cute.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Ginny W., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Little Red by Cynic Writer reviews
PWP. After a night out catching weevils, Jack and Ianto return to the Hub. It's empty, there's a stopwatch and a photocopier… It would be a waste not to.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Coffee is His Medium by crazycatt71 reviews
Ianto shows his artistic side using his favorite medium
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Over and over by thewriterinsideme reviews
The sex is great, but sometimes Ianto wished he could know if Jack returned the love he felt for him. If only they could be left alone... Ianto/Jack oneshot, smut and some fluff
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
A Better Offering Than the One Intended by Queen of the Castle reviews
Jack/River drabble written for the prompt 'River and Jack meeting in a bar post-CoE'.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Jack H., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Overwhelmed by Harkpad reviews
Gwen finds Ianto after Jack has a particularly bad death and takes Ianto home with her. Discussion of Rugby with Rhys follows, but finally Ianto admits to her what is bothering him today.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Gwen C., Ianto J. - Complete
A Pretty Corpse by truthsetfree
Ianto's POV, Ianto's death scene. Disclaimer: Anything you recognize does not belong to me.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Ianto J. - Complete
The Sanctuary by The Boeshane Babe reviews
After Ianto's death it's up to Gwen to 'sweep' his flat...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Hands Free by hklbry reviews
Jack, Ianto, and the joys of the Bluetooth headset. I won't pretend there's a plot. Based on a request for Janto phone sex.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Empire State of Mind by InisMona reviews
In which the New Directions members discover that while Kurt may have few admirers in Ohio, he is very much appreciated by gay New Yorkers. Set at Nationals. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Kurt H., New Directions - Complete
Of Love and Stars by buddieswithbilis reviews
Jack has something to say to Ianto ...but can he actually pluck up the courage at last?
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Stardust by Angel-eyes56 reviews
To impress his lady love Jack vows to go over the wall and bring her back a piece of the fallen star, he just never counted on that star to be the handsome Ianto Jones. Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,189 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Expendable by Harkpad reviews
Jack finds Ianto sifting through files in his office. Ianto is looking to see how far back he can trace Jack. "You could've just asked," Jack declared. "Didn't seem polite," Ianto answered.A second "chapter" has been added as Ianto realizes something.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Tale of Kurt & His Penguins by MuseInMe3 reviews
As a young child, Kurt grows emotionally attached to a penguin stuffed animal that wears a red bow tie. One-shot written for Klaine Week 2012.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Destiny by LilySnape4eva reviews
It's just destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Animals by FabulousDuckling reviews
Kurt's a baby penguin, what's Blaine? Kurts POV and short please read!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Find That Coat! by Daelena reviews
Here is Jack's reaction to finding the rearranged room. Immediately following "Disputes Over Bed Sheets." Ianto/Jack. 57.5 of the "Immortal Janto" series.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Christmas Spirit by One Nutty Tree reviews
Ianto's finally exhausted himself fully and for once - it shows.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
I'm Your Witch Doctor by gingerbread11 reviews
A short Janto one shot based on the song 'I'm Your Witch Doctor' by Motorhead; Ianto Jones takes a trip to A&E and encounters a very dazzling and unusual Doctor Jack Harkness...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Threesome by selana1505 reviews
A little PWP inspired by two prompts... chapter one: "Two captain sandwich with a Ianto filling - toasted" and chapter two: "Ianto likes to watch". Slash, Jack/Ianto/John Hart
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Mr Brighside by gingerbread11 reviews
A short Janto one shot based on the song 'Mr Brightside' by the killers; Ianto finds Jack and Gwen alone in the hub together late one evening, but is the situation really as it first seems?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Collateral Damage by Tomoe2 reviews
Set after the events of Children of Earth Day five but before Jack leaves the earth.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
When my heart soared by The Boeshane Babe reviews
Ianto's life was short...but he had some truly happy moments. T for occasional swearing/sexual content
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Chasing Dragons by SnarkyMuch2 reviews
There is darkness in all of us, hidden behind false smiles and casual words. Ianto has found a new deadly addiction. How far will he go to feed the darkness inside him? The team is about to find out. Warnings: Dark, violence, and language.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,547 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
It Was Always You by MissVenusDoom reviews
Cpt Jack returns to the hub morgue following the events of Miracle Day to say goodbye to those he loved and lost. The morgue was untouched by the bomb of S3. The Hub was rebuilt but the memories remain. Oneshot Final Goodbye Janto
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Without Asking by LilFerret79 reviews
Ianto's been borrowing without permission. NC17/Adult. Warnings: Graphic Sex, Language. I blame this entirely on my girlfriend Valarie. You can thank her later. No copyright infringement intended.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
ONE LIFE by deetatarant reviews
Coda to the episode 'From Out of the Rain'...Jack and Ianto talk and take comfort in one another.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
This Feeling by ticktickticktock reviews
Kurt and Blaine are happily expecting their first child. Follow them through their ups and downs as Blaine's pregnancy progresses and their family grows. Sequel to Thank You. Mpreg. Don't like, don't read.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 93,895 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
After Opening by Aeditimi Scriba reviews
Artie notices an improvement in his leading actors as "West Side Story" goes into its second performance. Klaine and Finchel, Artie's POV. "this night the clear, sure notes hit the back of the auditorium like tidal waves."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Artie A., Blaine A. - Complete
What's in a name? by I'm Nova reviews
Tosh discovers one weird red herring between Jack's lovers.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Jack H. - Complete
Ianto's 'day after' by The Boeshane Babe reviews
The morning after the first night he spent with Jack...and Ianto isn't a happy bunny...?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Disputes Over Bed Sheets by Daelena reviews
When Jack and Ianto attempt to redecorate their room on the TARDIS, they have something of a fight. Ianto/Jack. Fifty-seventh in the "Immortal Janto" series.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Safe Word by Lady Emma Wentworth reviews
Ianto tries to surprise Jack, but something goes awry. Disclaimer: BBC retains all rights to these characters; I receive no monetary considerations for my work.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Smile by Lady Emma Wentworth reviews
In Jack's eyes, Ianto is beautiful. Disclaimer: BBC retains all rights to these characters; I receive no monetary considerations for my work.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
What Hell Hath Fury Wrought by Lady Emma Wentworth reviews
Jack and Ianto are going to have a baby, but someone at Torchwood isn't happy about it. Disclaimer: BBC retains all rights to these characters; I receive no monetary considerations for my work.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,815 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Thus The Living, Lone And Sobbing by nothing-rhymes-with-ianto reviews
Jack drives back to Wales after Steven and Ianto's deaths. The pain is almost too much to bear.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Missed Trains by Ijustwantyoutoknow reviews
What happens when Albus and Scorpius missed the Hogwarts Express on it's way home? Where will the Potter's find their youngest son? Surely not in a broom cupboard with Scorpius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Complete and Utter Romantic by Crystallic Rain reviews
Sometimes, Captain Jack Harkness can be a complete and utter romantic. Sort of, anyway. Janto drabble!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/1/2012 - [Jack H., Ianto J.] - Complete
I'm Losing My Mind, Losing Control by We-All-Have-Scars reviews
When Mercedes expressed her disbelief in Dave's suicide attempt in 'On My Way', what if Mr. Schue hadn't been the one to speak up? What if it had been Blaine?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
Weevil Hunting by Dally's TwiSider reviews
Ianto and Jack go weevil hunting and the debauchery begins!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Deep In My Daydreams by remuslives23 reviews
Summary: 'He was sexy,' Kurt murmured, lips moving against Blaine's temple as he spoke. 'Not as sexy as you but really sexy.'
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pigeon Poop by NormalityIsNonexistent reviews
A silly little ficlet about Jack.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Jack H. - Complete
Never Too Late by werelemur
The Doctor wants to celebrate Valentine's Day. The Master would rather just skip it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harold Saxon - Complete
Wedding from the Blitz by OverMyShoulder
Jack isnt' dancing with Gwen at her wedding, he's dancing with memories... "Jack heard, with wonder, Glen Miller fading through the speakers as the brown hair changed to blonde and the beautiful white dress changed to the patriotic British flag." Drabble
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Jack H. - Complete
The Bright Side by werelemur reviews
Being immortal isn't all fun and games.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Jack H. - Complete
A little drop of fairy dust by Merthergirl reviews
There's something in the air at Torchwood, turning hormones into rampant monsters and more importantly, Jack Harkness into a woman.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Access all areas by The Boeshane Babe reviews
Ianto wants Jack to...er...help him in the Archives...ahem! Some amusing Janto smut...
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
What kept you? by The Boeshane Babe reviews
Set after CoE and leading up to the Radio 4 play 'House of the Dead' - Jack's thoughts...First fanfic - be kind!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Jack H. - Complete
Heartbeats by tonjavmoore reviews
In the episode Adrift, Ianto is apparently in on the secret of Flatholm. How did he find out?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
What If? by AliciaMarieL reviews
This right here is a huge WHAT IF? for Potterheads. What if Harry had woken up to find it all a dream? Well, here you go. It's a sucky one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Finders Keepers by Wannabe Darklord reviews
"You seem to be taking this awfully well, Ianto Jones. The last time this happened, Donna didn't stop screaming at me for about five minutes."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, Ianto J. - Complete
Christmas Spirit by thilia87 reviews
Albus&Scorpius - Scorpius isn't particularly fond of Christmas. Albus, however, knows a way to change his mind…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
If You're Happy And You Know It by Icicle Raindream reviews
Future!Klaine AU. There's nothing Kurt would change about his life right now, at this very moment.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What Happened Between Albus And Scorpius by Yuval25 reviews
"You can't date Rose!" "Why not?" Why, indeed? Please R&R! One-shot. Fluffiness and Cuteness and more ness's. Albus/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Before Meeting The Parents by Yuval25 reviews
Scorpius thinks it's time to tell Albus's parent's. Albus thinks Scorpius is crazy. Cute fluff stuff. Please R&R. One-shot. Albus/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Don't Forget Me by skyflower51 reviews
One moment Ianto is dying in Jack's arms, the next, he's not. How and why is he still alive, and where is he? Trying to find the answers could cost him his life. Even if he survives, will he ever find Jack again?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,431 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Fifteen Children, One House, One Shuester by Patricia Sage reviews
Will Shuester has always wanted children, but never did he expect this. Kid!NewDirections with dashes of kid!Klaine and kid!Brittana
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Will S. - Complete
Incubatis by ChimeraDragon reviews
A shape-shifting alien changes Ianto. Janto. An idea that hit me in the side of the head with a Mac truck. There's more to come. Soon. Please comment.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,033 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] [Owen H., Toshiko S./Tosh]
Nightmares by Skye Aerrow reviews
It was a night like any other, but it was also one of the worst. Jack x Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
As Far As The Eye Can See by inkvoices reviews
Jack and Ianto attempt a spot of pteranodon training.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Together We're Better by RupertIII reviews
Kurt laughs loudly and simply says, "As long as it changes a few laws along the way too." "You mark my words Kurt Hummel," Santana says seriously looking Kurt right in the eyes, "It will." Santana and Kurt solidify a friendship in "Heart".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Kurt H., Santana L. - Complete
Mr Martinez by simplyKlaine reviews
Kurt just had a sex dream about the sexy Spanish teacher, and before he could relief his urges, Blaine found out. Embarrassed and ashamed, Kurt faces Blaine about his forbidden feelings towards his teacher. Blaine comforts him and reassures Kurt. R&R!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Chance Meetings by DashingHero reviews
AU - Jack bumps into a gorgeous Welshman and plans to make him his. Takes place before Christmas. Gwen bashing later on. Rated M for mild swearing and sex scenes later on. I don't own anything. ON HOLD
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,688 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Until We Meet Again by JolinarJackson reviews
1940 - when Jack comes back from a mission, he finds the Doctor in Torchwood Three's cells.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
A touch of regret by Mistofstars reviews
Jack visits Ianto to talk about the cyberman-incident with Lisa - this takes place after episode 4 of season 2. Janto implied... Comments and improvement suggestions are greatly appreciated; this is my first Janto-fic.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Nothing More than This by Honeybee1111 reviews
In the aftermath of Cyberwoman, Jack and Ianto hook up. But will it become something more?
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,426 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Proclaimation by Byaghro reviews
Scorpius has a big announcement for his parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Infraction by Byaghro reviews
Scorpius takes some offenses very seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Things We Do For Love by Byaghro reviews
How does Scorpius get himself into these situations?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Artsy Detention by nellie12 reviews
Cheerio!Kurt and Badboy!Blaine have a little unintentional fun with paint in detention.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sometimes It's Better to Love by Anrheithwyr reviews
Harry's birthday is never a happy day, but it's his day. And no one can take that away from him, no matter how much suffering there is. It says hurt/comfort but honestly, it's only hurt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
TW: Sun and Moon by toobeauty reviews
Jack and Ianto decided to "speak up" their feelings.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Seeing by Candlelight by Harkpad reviews
One-shot of the date after Jack returns from TYTNW. Ianto and Jack at dinner, learning how to negotiate each other again, and how to see each other as well.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
A Drop In The Ocean by TMPR reviews
'If you don't love me, pretend. A few more hours then it's time to go.' CrissColfer
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
One and Only by TMPR reviews
'I dare you to let me be your, your one and only.'CrissColfer
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Valentines Dance by TotallyawesomeKB reviews
Kurt and Blaine are going to a Valentines Dance at McKinley. AU Klaine! Slight Finchel Disclaimer: I dont own Glee
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
My Angels by No-Name-Kate reviews
These are my favorite type of days, ones where I can spend them with my angels. This story gives you a little peak into my life- the life of Blaine Hummel-Anderson. Future-Fic!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Worth It by SnarkyMuch2 reviews
Owen goes to comfort Ianto after seeing the way Jack has been treating him after the events of Cyberwoman. AU, Owen/Ianto slash, nothing explicit
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Ianto J., Owen H. - Complete
The Trousers of Time by Polydicta reviews
Harry Potter, aged 10, is slouching through Little Whinging from school and trips over his rolled-up trouser cuff. Spying a pair of jeans under the hedge, he decides to try them on.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
He Doesn't Believe Me by OwenHarpersGirl reviews
After leaving Figgins' office Kurt is devasted that his dad doesn't believe him about not cheating on the election. Luckily, Blaine is there to help him
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Liar by LilySnape4eva reviews
He was just a liar, and he was just hurting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Welcome To Our Real World by Daelena reviews
Ianto and Jack have to console Andy after his first real adventure with the TARDIS crew. Ianto/Jack. Fifty-sixth in the "Immortal Janto" series.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Luminosity by WhoMuse reviews
Ianto is on suspension but doesn't stay put. Jack takes matters into his own hands. Pairings/Characters: Jack, Ianto, Owen, Tosh, Gwen. Pre-Jack/Ianto if you squint. Warning: Suicidal tendencies. This gets dark.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
It Shouldn't Hurt by J3d1M0nk3ySp0ck reviews
200 word drabble. Janto, slash, ANGST spoilers for 2.11 Adrift. I don't usually do drabbles but I found this when I was cleaning up my harddrive and thought what the heck? plz r&r
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Torchwood on MSN by IantoIStheBEST reviews
End of the world.Saw a story in this format and thought I might have a go.Ianto is the Doctor and the Master's son,cause he is that cool. Janto . Gwen-bashing cause I HATE Gwen. Mpreg.Reloaded the whole thing,thanks for the tip off Taco. GUYS IDEAS PLEASE! I'M STUCK BUT DON'T WANT TO GIVE UP! sorry for shouting, please review. alien! Ianto. IantoIStheBEST xxx
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Ten flowers for Ianto by Lynette Jones-Harkness reviews
happy V-day read please
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Beauty of It by KakaxIru2010 reviews
J/10 Holiday Drabble. It's valentine's day and Jack is feeling a little neglected when he catches the Doctor thinking about Rose. Just a bit of fluff. Nothing to do with Accountability.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
A Very Drarry Valentine's by AstrophobicChick reviews
One shot - Valentine day fluff. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tell me about it by JosieMarieVivianWilkins reviews
Valentine's Day is approaching and Chris may as well be single at the moment - he is in everyone else's eyes. Just a little Valentine's oneshot. RPF. CrissColfer.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sleep Well My Angel by DarkwingDuckie reviews
Oneshot. Songfic. Jack watches Ianto sleep for the last time… Inspired by song Sleep Well My Angel by We Are the Fallen. Set post DW S4 and may contain spoilers for everything in TW and DW up to that. Ignores COE.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
How We Met by fictional-loves reviews
What if Blaine hadn't been a sweet, nice guy when Kurt and he met? Badboy!Blaine oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Five Times Owen Harper Didn't 'Do' Ianto Jones by WhoMuse reviews
"... And One Time He Did". Exactly what it says on the tin. Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Owen/Ianto, Tosh
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,009 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
Heaven by Angel-eyes56 reviews
Ianto is the best thing that has ever happened to Jack; now he just needs to tell him that. Sequel to 'Tears of an Angel'
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Settling by Lex Munro reviews
Jack/Ianto one-shot. SEQUEL to "Perfect." Ianto is well aware of the fact that Jack is settling for his third choice. Spoilers through Season Two and DW: The End of Time; warnings for a M/M relationship and PG-13 swearing.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Learning Curve by firesnap reviews
Ianto had gotten used to a lot of new experiences in the past year. PWP.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
I'm A Young Soul by hearteyesandbowties reviews
First grade is actually pretty fun, when you take it all into consideration. Slightly AU, little!Gleeks. Oneshot. Complete.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
After Hours in the Hub by sabres-love-janto reviews
Ianto stays late at the Hub, and Jack has plans for him. Janto. Slash. PWP.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete