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Joined 09-22-02, id: 271561, Profile Updated: 06-09-12
Author has written 9 stories for X-Men: Evolution, and South Park.

hi! c: my name is amanda, please feel free to introduce yourself and talk to me.

thank you a bunch to everyone who reads my junk, reviews, and enjoys it. it really does mean a lot to me. I gotta apologize in advance for not updating regularly. I'm a college student and also pretty lazy so I wouldn't expect too much out of me in terms of being prompt :p

IMPORTANT: every story marked "discontinued" and/or with a warning (something along the lines of me being young and stupid) should really not be read LOL because they suck and would probably give you cancer in the eyes or possibly blindness if you read them, and i don't want to be liable for that so just don't do it. I keep them up for nostalgia purposes.

everything else is okay to read! especially "Aisle 10" because it's my baby right now and needs lovins and the sweet sweet taste of reviews to thrive upon.


other places you can find me

livejournal: razpberry

deviantart: qindarka

tumblr: mandasaurus-rex

writing blog: mandawrites

aisle 10 fanart (tumblr): mandasaurus-rex.tumblr.com/tagged/aisle 10

aisle 10 fanart (dA): qindarka.deviantart.com/favourites/47302424

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Expo '86 by Vcorrigan reviews
Enter the psyche of society's base, add in numerous illegal substances, and you've got the expo of the century. Because neither can admit their faults, their feelings, the one thing that matters may be lost through their projections onto others. Tweek/Craig
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 194,121 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Houseflies by damn expensive eggs reviews
Clyde still has yet to get used to living with Craig. Craig still has yet to get used to crawling jellybeans, Clyde's new Facebook addiction, food philosophy, Tom Jones, and more recently, "bro hugs." pairings no longer really a thing. i'm writing this on the side with original characters, but i'll update the south park version for the next billion years. thanks for reading!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,990 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Clyde D., Craig T.
Clyde's Declassified Guide to Picking Up Chicks by damn expensive eggs reviews
Feast your eyes upon the very beast that mastered the anatomy and functionality of the female psyche! Delve into my vast knowledge of picking up chicks - and maybe dudes - with ease and flawless strategy. Suck on that, Craig. hiatus!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Clyde D.
Feeling Strange and Looking Rotten by scarlettshazam reviews
Tweek Tweak: Batshit insane. Craig Tucker: Dull as dull can be. Combining them is a little like combining sodium and water. Inevitable explosion. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,899 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
legs and locomotion by damn expensive eggs reviews
Tweek obsesses over the petty details of life. Craig just wants to wear toe socks.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Like Pinning Butterflies by superfeypower reviews
Craig Tucker is sick. Craig Tucker is stalking Tweek. And Craig Tucker knows that he wants Tweek all to himself more than anything else in the entire world. Craig/Tweek WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY UPSET.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,478 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Vexed Sailors, Poor Shepherds by let's point out the obvious reviews
"In a minute, maybe two, Craig will wander into the living room and see Tweek here, still on the couch, right where he left him last night. Not in bed." A Creek one-shot, for those who like that sort of thing.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Split by LiverQuiver reviews
Stan is struggling to get rid of his split personality disorder and lead a normal teenage life. However, Craig is growing tired of being just a figment of his imagination... Slight Style and Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Stan M., Craig T.
Dental Quackery by damn expensive eggs reviews
Wow, this used to have an extremely unappealing summary. How do you properly summarize porn. Anyway, yeah: Craig/Tweek, quackery and poppycock, utter smut, sex, lemon, whatever you want to call it, there's dick. Two of them. This is a oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Red String by the pink striper reviews
When Stan Marsh decides that he wants more out of his super best friendship with Kyle Broflovski, a lovesick Kyle has no choice but to accept. Now Kyle has two years or less to convince Stan to love him back. If only things were that simple.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,599 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Fights by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Some fights are never finished. CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Addict by mr. eames reviews
Craig was addicted to a lot of things. Overuse of non-verbal swearing, cigarettes and even lying. But he really only needed one thing, even if he didn't realize it. He didn't need anything else but him. Craig/Tweek, multiple side pairings. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,959 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Chase by Fletset reviews
In Cartman's dreams, Kyle is his toy. In reality, Stan will do everything in his power to prevent that from happening. A Dark Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,255 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Soup, Tea and Alice B by YayNinjaBob and SofaKingDanny reviews
After Bubbles gives up her superpowers, she is kidnapped. The event causes Blossom and Buttercup to become consumed by their improbable fantasies. Meanwhile, Bubbles begins to befriend her captor. Multiple Pairings. Please review!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Blossom, Buttercup
The Greatest Height by your allegria reviews
Tweek can't help that he wants to be friends with Craig. Kenny can't help that he likes Tweek. Craig can't help that he has a problem. [slash, abuse, tweekcraig, tweekkenny]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,422 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Tweek T.
To the Count of Twenty by Society's Cavity reviews
A bet between Cartman and Kyle puts Stan's relationship with Wendy in the spotlight. But with everyone watching, it may be that much harder to admit that maybe Wendy isn't the one Stan wants to be with. (On permanent hiatus, barring a reboot.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,095 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Attack of the Clichéd Plots by MooseyDoom777 reviews
What could possibly have MarySues, love triangles, crazy children, impulsive romances, and bad grammar? It can only be……The Clichéd Plots.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005
Of the Obsessed and Abused by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. SLASH. KyleStan. Kyle and Stan find their relationship, and possibly Kyle's life in jeopardy when young Ike begins to develop a rather unhealthy obsession. PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,505 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Happy Chrismahannukwanzakah by Seaouryou reviews
It’s politically correct Christmas time, and Stan is determined to seduce Kyle with his manly wiles. Most unfortunately, life is conspiring against him. Again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by TDtheMagicMan reviews
Tweek has a dirty little secret. Something he does when nobody else is around. His own personal guilty pleasure. And boy does it bring him pleasure. He’d be so ashamed if anyone found out…
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Bitter Compound by Sandman Zane reviews
The human embodiment of paranoia is about to face true Hell.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,689 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005
Playing Dirty by Sofa King Danny reviews
When Damien discovers that the object of his affection already has a boyfriend, he comes up with a devious plan to get what he wants. But will it work, or will playing dirty have consequences he can't handle? [FINISHED]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Complete
A Place to Crash by elsiefay reviews
DallyJohnny just cuddling Dally's sick and being quite a bit more vulnerable than usual.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,101 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Johnny C., Dallas W. - Complete
Fierte Dedans by Saboteuse reviews
Fierté dedans," French for "pride within." Among the Mole's dying words. But thanks to Kenny, he's alive, a teenager, and entangled between the affections of Kyle and Gregory. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005
Lost and Found by Sofa King Danny reviews
When Craig searches for his lost guinea pig, he finds more than he was looking for. Oneshot, CraigTweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Don't Make a Fool of Yourself by Aberrant Bliss reviews
Really, really, really, really terrible one-shot about Mido, written a billion years ago. Reading definitely not recommended. Trust me. You will regret wasting your life on this crap. XD
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Mido, Farore - Complete
Chibi Form by Kikei reviews
First it was the Sohma's Zodiac Secret, and now this? As if Tohru could handle all of Yuki and Kyo's crazy antics already! Now she has to BABYSIT them? When WILL she have time to do laundry? [HIATUS]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2005
Ideologies by khay reviews
AU. The race is on between the XMen and the Brotherhood to recruit young mutants for their cause. But can the two teams get their act together enough to save the ones they lost? Majorly Romy, minor Lancitty and Jott.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,374 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Mutants of the Caribbean by Anti-XYo reviews
[Last Chapter Up!] Elizabeth Swann is Kitty, Will Turner is Lance, Captain Jack Sparrow is
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,577 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003
Scam by Amieva reviews
Wanda, seeking revenge, recieves a head injury, forgetting her entire life. Magneto wants to keep it that way. COMPLETE - with epilogue
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,185 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2004 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Complete
This Old House by Asterie-Smiles reviews
General madness at the Brotherhood house as the Acolytes, BH, Rogue and Kitty find out how much trouble one coffee table can cause. Pytro, with a cushy Romy not so sub subplot. C2, in which Pietro eats a sausage...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Pyro, Quicksilver/Pietro M.
The Experiment by Link and Luigi reviews
Because of their new found peace, Professor Xavier, Mystique and Magneto have nothing to do. So, to fill their time, they decide to conduct a little age experiment on a few of their henchmen with one of Forge's new inventions. COMPLETED!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,789 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Complete
Dude, Where's My Accent? by The Phantom reviews
Gambit becomes distressed when he realizes that, Cajun though he may be, he is lacking in the accent department. So he sets off with fellow stereotype Pyro on a riotous and accent-filled journey! Warning: contains EXTREME accents. Read with caution.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2003
Rain on a Sunny Day's Love by Suffering Angel reviews
Ever wonder why Marron wasn't with Goten or Trunks in GT? This is the tale of two youngsters discovering their friendship, what's beyond it, and what it means to say goodbye.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,741 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Marron, Trunks
If I Were Gay by Corporal Katz reviews
Kenny and Kyle have a bit too much to drink one night, and random stupidity occurs... [Song fic]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2003
I Could Grab It With My Nub by Kelly1 reviews
Subtitled “Strawberries at Midnight” Waff-y Acolyte slash! Remy/John, Gambit/Pyro. Take your pick . . . fun and cute and utterly pointless. ^_^
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2002
The Ultimate Challenge by Kiki Silver reviews
The great Pietro Maximoff is finally presented with the Ultimate Challenge, and it comes in the form of... Kitty Pryde??!! *CHAPTER 6 IS UP! SORRY FOR THE DELAY* The battle you never thought you'd see: Quicksilver & Avalanche fighting over a girl!!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,408 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2002 - Published: 9/16/2001
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Aisle 10 reviews
Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 187,937 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Little reviews
Everything looks bigger from the inside out. Slash, CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Persnickety reviews
"See? A book. A fictional book. And there are gnomes in here, Tweek, I'll bet you anything, and that just proves they're nothing more than imagination." SLASHish CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
The Storm reviews
John and Pietro sit out more than unsightly weather. SLASH john/pietro--pyro/quicksilver
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Pyro, Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Persuasive reviews
Well that's one way of getting things done... Persuasion, thy name is Pietro. SLASH st.john/pietro--pyro/quicksilver
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Pyro, Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Nothing reviews
Pietro can't handle a little antiseptic by himself, but it's fortunate that John kinda owes him. Very fortunate. SLASH st.john/pietro--pytro--pyro/quicksilver
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Pyro, Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Tambourine reviews
Love. Affection. Think about it. Think about how it feels. Got it? Now... imagine how Tweek feels. SLASH tweek/craig
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Radical reviews
There's one thing that will guarantee to move Pietro. SLASH-y implied st.john/pietro
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Quicksilver/Pietro M., Pyro - Complete
With A Sinful Eye reviews
Love and lust aren't the same. John knows the distinction, but he's too involved in both to care. SLASH st.john/pietro--pyro/quicksilver
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Pyro, Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
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