Author has written 30 stories for Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Dance, Pirates of the Caribbean, Chronicles of Narnia, Transformers, Tangled, Sherlock Holmes, Transformers/Beast Wars, Merlin, Hobbit, Thor, Avengers, Frozen, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hamilton, Beauty and the Beast, and Sherlock.
Hello! Lindsey and Marie here!
Hobbies: reading, writing, band
Favorite movies: Oh, so many!
For the picture that inspired Calling All Angels, go to and search for the picture by the same name. It should be obvious which one it is.
We are also on fictionpress.com under the same profile name if you want to read some original stories by us.
Chuck Norris Facts and Jokes:
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.
Chuck Norris has a stunt double. For crying scenes.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afraid to move.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Some magicians can walk on water; Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris maintains a youthful appearance because time is afraid to age him.
Light just wishes it was as fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke...that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris burnt a fire proof vest...UNDERWATER!
Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars films as THE FORCE.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity--twice.
Chuck Norris once tried to join the military. However, there are rules against weapons of mass destruction.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me."
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
The sheep on Chuck Norris' farm are the ones that give us steel wool.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.
If you see chuck Norris coming at you from the TV, it's not 3-D effects.
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