jaz'ssoutherngirl10
hide bio
Poll: should cassie and voldemort have children in cassieopea Vote Now!
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 01-22-11, id: 2715666, Profile Updated: 12-25-13
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

I don't believe in pixie's,I don't believe in pixies...oh wait,I think that was supposed to be fairies.Oh well,I guess Alice Cullen will die then.YAY!

Maximum Ride Quotes:

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES

"She offered to cook breakfast."-Fang-MR-SOF

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max-MR-StWaOES

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX

"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve-MAX


my favorite bands and singers:

Black Veil Brides
Pierce The Veil
Bring Me The Horizon
Jeffree Star
Aiden
William Control
Atreyu
Eminem
Falling In Reverse
Aaaaand many more but too much to list :)


Some Information On The Author!
1.I do not like haters.
2.I love reptiles!
3.The early days were the worst days.Word and all that jazz,just not working.But nowww...
4.I try my best with every fanfic,so don't go hating because of minor issues.Constructive criticism is not the same as flaming,so please take a moment to be courteous and learn some manners.


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

To
Write
Love
On
Her
Arms
TWLOHA

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

I'm Not The Bella You Thought You Knew by Bambi Wills reviews
While saving Edward in Volterra.She has an incounter with Alec Voultri and learns some surprising news about Edward. Adopted from Daja Is All about wolf pack
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bella, Alec
Isabella LeStrange The Dark Lord's Mate by dragonoffire3 reviews
When Edward leaves Bella, he doesn't realise what he's done. He's allowed her true nature to be fully awakened. When it comes out, however, Isabella realises that her destiny is by the Dark Lords side. LEMONS & light bashing! Up For ADOPTION! SEE NOTE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,090 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Voldemort, Bella
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4138 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Upsidedown MINDS by RaitonDragon reviews
Summary : What if edward left bella and she began to get mentally instable.5yrs later its not edward but jasper who comes back...will he save her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,871 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Bella, Jasper
There's no such thing as too much PB&J! by moore8879 reviews
Bella, Peter and Jasper together. Complete summary inside. Graphic Language and Adult Situations. Lemons in the future. Human and Vampire pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,903 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bella, Peter
You'll Find What You're Looking For At Walmart by mama4dukes reviews
What happens when a lonely and betrayed vampire meets his mate at Walmart? Join Peter and Bella as they band together with their ragtag team of friends to creatively exact revenge on those who did them wrong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 282,552 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Peter, Bella
Second Chances by aerialla1 reviews
After trying to attack Bella on her birthday and the farewell of his family can Jasper get a second chance. Can he live on his own and resist the urge for human blood. *Sequal to my one shot story titled One Drop which should be read for better clarity*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 183,695 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Forever and After by Penguins.Are.Lovely reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella goes to the Volturi. She finds love in one that she is supposed to fear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 64,046 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Alec, Bella - Complete
Save Me From Myself by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Got bored and decided to make another story where Max was raped. It's been four years since she last saw the flock. What happens when they find her? Can she trust them again? Can she still love Fang? Mang
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,160 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
In My Daughter's Eyes reviews
Edward's view on Nessie and boys. Slight M rating.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Manager of:
Community: For The Love Of Lape!:Snape/Luna contest
Focus: Books Harry Potter