TheOfficialKillerKittenOfDeath
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Joined 01-22-11, id: 2715666, Profile Updated: 01-27-16
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Web Shows.

Maximum Ride Quotes:

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES

"She offered to cook breakfast."-Fang-MR-SOF

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max-MR-StWaOES

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX

"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve-MAX


I've finally come back to fanfiction as an author!I hope I didn't kill anyone's brain cells with the intro chapter for my new fanfic,but so far I love the idea of OTP and it's my new baby and I probably have more attachment and feelings towards this one than my previous work I deleted.It is now more mature in some ways,but I'm back!


About Me

  1. I can be a bit of a sass queen sometimes.
  2. I love alternative subcultures in general such as the gothic culture,the punk culture,etc.
  3. I'm kind of obsessed with Minecraft and I love gaming in general.
  4. Aside from fanfiction and gaming,I love animals and currently have a relatively small amount but not for long!
  5. I'm an extremely blunt person who will never hold back my honest opinion on something and along with that I do not tolerate people spreading ridiculous lies and or people misinforming others.
  6. This one is a bit random but I also love trying new food especially anything sugary from different countries.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.


Stories in Progress

  • OTP:The Kind Of Story Nobody Will Ever Have Happen In Real Life(Lachlan aka CraftBattleDuty x OC)
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    Watch Over Me by snapeslittleblackbuttons reviews
    Hermione spends her summer afternoons with Severus as he recovers from Nagini's bite and Ron tries to deal with Fred's death. Severus Snape/Hermione Granger. SS/HG. Romance/Drama/Comfort. EWE and HEA. *This is a Time Turner story.* Rated MATURE. LEMONS. Warning: Ron bashing; domestic violence; snarky SS that at times will seem OOC. As always, thanks for reading.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,453 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 1/17 - Hermione G., Severus S.
    Ill Occurrit Luna Lumen SSHG by Severus Sortiarius reviews
    AU:After suffering from an attack at the hands of DADA Professor Remus Lupin, newly infected with Lycanthropy, Severus Snape finds himself struggling to co-exist with his animal nature and continue his work as a spy for the order within The Dark Lord Voldemort's ranks, The Potions Master finds an unexpected ally in the most insufferable know-it-all with bushy hair.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 40 - Words: 82,691 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 1/22 - Hermione G., Severus S.
    Not So Black and White by Lily MJ Fae reviews
    He wore a mask. Her face was covered. 15 months after the Battle at Hogwarts, Hermione and Severus Snape run into each other for the first time in a long time. But Hermione has someone with her, a 6 month old son. His son. They soon begin bonding as they try to adjust to life with a young child and Hermione plans her wedding. But will he be able to watch her marry someone else?
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,238 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 2/3/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] George W.
    Sometimes Love is Worth the Pain by SSfanatic1992 reviews
    Both Hermione and Snape are quickly learning what love truly is... Seventh year AU, not completely compatible with HBP and DH. Rated M for a reason. HG/SS, HP/GW, and DM/RW in later chapters. My first fan fic! R&R!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,536 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S.
    I'm Not The Bella You Thought You Knew by Bambi Wills reviews
    While saving Edward in Volterra.She has an incounter with Alec Voultri and learns some surprising news about Edward. Adopted from Daja Is All about wolf pack
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bella, Alec
    Bride of Discord by DisneyFanatic2364 reviews
    What if Discord hadn't been turned to stone by the Mane Six? What if he had escaped? It is three years following their battle with Discord and the Mane Six are happy in their new and comfortable lives, until their enemy returns and will only relieve Equestria of his havoc in exchange for a bride. AU Cover Art by Nstone53
    My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,688 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - [Fluttershy, Discord] - Complete
    Isabella LeStrange The Dark Lord's Mate by dragonoffire3 reviews
    When Edward leaves Bella, he doesn't realise what he's done. He's allowed her true nature to be fully awakened. When it comes out, however, Isabella realises that her destiny is by the Dark Lords side. LEMONS & light bashing! Up For ADOPTION! SEE NOTE!
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,090 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Voldemort, Bella
    Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
    So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
    Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
    Upsidedown MINDS by RaitonDragon reviews
    Summary : What if edward left bella and she began to get mentally instable.5yrs later its not edward but jasper who comes back...will he save her?
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,871 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Bella, Jasper
    There's no such thing as too much PB&J! by moore8879 reviews
    Bella, Peter and Jasper together. Complete summary inside. Graphic Language and Adult Situations. Lemons in the future. Human and Vampire pairings.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,903 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bella, Peter
    You'll Find What You're Looking For At Walmart by mama4dukes reviews
    What happens when a lonely and betrayed vampire meets his mate at Walmart? Join Peter and Bella as they band together with their ragtag team of friends to creatively exact revenge on those who did them wrong.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 281,686 - Reviews: 4027 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Peter, Bella
    Second Chances by aerialla1 reviews
    After trying to attack Bella on her birthday and the farewell of his family can Jasper get a second chance. Can he live on his own and resist the urge for human blood. *Sequal to my one shot story titled One Drop which should be read for better clarity*
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 183,695 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella
    Forever and After by Penguins.Are.Lovely reviews
    After Edward leaves, Bella goes to the Volturi. She finds love in one that she is supposed to fear.
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 64,046 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Alec, Bella - Complete
    Save Me From Myself by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
    Got bored and decided to make another story where Max was raped. It's been four years since she last saw the flock. What happens when they find her? Can she trust them again? Can she still love Fang? Mang
    Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,160 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
    Intellectual Stimulation by Singtoangels1 reviews
    *Written for the Brownie Challenge @ TSC* Remus wakes one evening to discover something in his kitchen, on his counter, and in his trousers. *A non-graphic smutlet*
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Hermione G., Remus L.
    Lightning Strikes by Auror Borealis reviews
    A young girl flees her deepest fear, and finds herself face to face with the Potions Master in the dead of night. Time-travel.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,149 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/31/2002 - Published: 1/14/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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    OTP:The Kind Of Story Nobody Will Ever Have Happen In Real Life
    Writing a fanfic in the middle of the night or not,we all know the feeling of being a fangirl. Please keep in mind that this was thought up in the wee hours of the morning. Lachlan(CraftBattleDuty)xOC
    Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 809 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/27
    In My Daughter's Eyes reviews
    Edward's view on Nessie and boys. Slight M rating.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
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