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Joined 01-22-11, id: 2715758, Profile Updated: 02-14-12
Author has written 2 stories for Morganville Vampires.

Hello fellow idiots-- joke-- unfortunately I've made an account and with my sad jokes and inspirations *sighs* hopefully I will be able to upload some stories. :D I also want to give a shout out to MizzTroublezxx as she is a friend of mine- in the real world and has introduced me to Fanfic.

"Painting is a visual language and the viewer should not be left to figure out its meaning," Denise Findlay.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your door before the police".

"The universe explodes, Hell freezes and Shane does something right". (Kiss of Death from MVV bks no.8)

Oh and I also have a blog that you can check out if you want- I update it once in a while. I post my non-related-to-any-books-stories on there; also my photography; quotes, both hilarious and boring; and random posts about my no-SO-event full-life.

Link: www.vaguethoughtsforthemindless.blogspot.com

Previously I posted up here three fanfics but I knew I could do better and develop the idea(s) more-sadly I haven't got on round to them... as well... school.

If you want me to write stories on a particular idea or book/tv go ahead and send me a message, I am up for more idea's.

Thanks xx

Oh and my youngest sister wants her name her so: HERE YOU GO AYA! HAPPY??!!


Fav random phrases- use them while you can!! :

This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes dangerous things. I suggest you run from Bob. (Its true. I know a Bob :D. Love u too Bob.)

DO NOT DISTURB, evil genius at work.

Hello. I have the urge to kill.

Angry people need hugs or sharp objects

I know kung fu and 50 other dangerous words.

Did my sarcasm hurt your feels? Get over it.

Love your enemies, it makes them angry.

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

Don’t mess with me! I have a stick!

Think of gingerbread men: are they delicious holiday treats or just another way for children to show off their cannibalism?

Ha ha! I don’t get it.

We’re all gonna die, but I have a helmet.

No trespassing! Violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

My eraser will kick your eraser’s ass!

I’m not weird, I’m gifted.

Life called… you failed.

Its better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.

Sheep are just demented sticks of candy floss

I can't remember if it's time for your medication or mine.

Name Game ;P

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Lola

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Lolizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Blue Cat

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Purple Juice

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name:?

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Isis

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Apple Fire

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Red Boots

10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Emad Delamere

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first two letters of first name: Ibrum

12. YOUR STREET NAME: Faveourite ice-cream and faveourite cookie: Chocolate Chip.


If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile.

If you love to read, Copy and paste into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, and ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books to come out, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever created a copy-and-paste thing, copy THIS into your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spazzed over Robert Pattinsons uglieness, copy and paste this on your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think we should all go bother Snape...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, (it's so fun! :-) ) copy this into your profile.

If you love /stupid/funny/insperational or meaningful Quotes, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


( Btw I got the last three from MarshmallowStarfish's profile)


A test to prove how much blonde you are:

x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
xGum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
x You have ran into a glass/screen door.
x You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
x You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
x You have ran into a tree.
It IS possible to lick your elbow
You just tried to lick your elbow.
xYou never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
x You just tried to sing them.
x You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
xYou have choked on your own spit.
You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it
x You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
x You just looked at it.
Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
xPeople have called you slow.
x You have accidentally caught something on fire
xYou tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
x You have caught yourself drooling.
xYou’ve fallen asleep in class
xIf someone says “fart” you laugh.
x You just laughed.
xSometimes you just stop thinking
xYou tell a story and forget what you were talking about
xPeople are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
x You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
xYou use your fingers to do simple math.
You have eaten a bug.
x You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
xYou have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
x You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
xYou break a lot of things.
xYour friends know not to use big words around you
xYou sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
x You have fallen out of your chair before
xWhen you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

I got 30 out of 38


highlight in bold the ones that include you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST be a hoe that has sex every night and wears tight clothing.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big girls"
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm TAKEN so I MUST be a stealer.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm FRENCH so I MUST be a romantic slut.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm a GIRL so I MUST be obsessed with boys, my weight, and clothes.
I'm PREPPY , so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm in a RELATIONSHIP so I MUST not be a virgin.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I'm a teenage girl, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm from OKLAHOMA so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, So I must be gay.
I'm from TULSA so I MUST be a slut.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I wear AE, ABERCROMBIE, PINK, AEROPASTLE, AND FOREVER 21 so I MUST be a whore
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers (PARTIALLY CANADIAN)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed slut.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm RECKLESS, so I MUST be STUPID.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I don't HATE THE WAY I LOOK, so I MUST be concieted!
I'm NOT POOR, so I MUST be SELFISH.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I don't TELL YOU EVERYTHING, so I MUST be a LIAR.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I like HOLLISTER AND HOTTOPIC, so I MUST be a POSER.
I don't let people PUSH ME AROUND, so I must be BITCH and LOVE DRAMA.
I like SCREAMO, so I must be EMO.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

STEREOTYPES ARE NOT LITERAL...DON'T MAKE THEM SEEM TO BE.


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If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: BlackSapphireShadow96

Will Turner, Captain Jack Sparrow, Jacob Black, Edward Cullen, Shane Collins, Micheal Glass, Myrnin (?).


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This In An E-mail To Someone Or RePost To Make Them Smile!

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Birthday Boy by Nvey reviews
Nightmares come alive on this eventful night as lurking in the shadows of pleasant Morganville is pure evil. The need for power, respect, truth and even blood is high. Revenge is now a high priority and great need after the night that may spark immense pain for all connected to the new enemies. Will lives end prematurely? And who is to blame for these sick games?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Brandon, Sam G.
Dissolution by sydneysages reviews
The walls come crashing down, and it ends with Amelie and Oliver dead. Morganville is in disarray and requires a new leader: just whom will it be? /set after Carpe Corpus.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,273 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Claire D.
Damn locket by Nat Black Xx reviews
What if Claire always knew about vampires, and the only reason she came to morganville was to destroy it. first fanfic please R&R sorry i suck at summaries
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,188 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Claire D. - Complete
Will it never end? by Morganvilleresident09 reviews
After her big fight with Shane, Claire decides she needs to leave town. But when she moves to a little town called forks and meets the Cullens', Claire begins to wonder if she'll ever be able to escape the vampires. Plz R&R. thnx!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 29,795 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 1/30/2012
To Let Go by I'mBelleGoose reviews
After Bishop takes rein over Morganville, Shane, Eve and Michael leave. Now, '2 years' later, they return to see what has become of their sweet Claire Danvers.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,257 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011
Fragile Web by sydneysages reviews
ClairexMyrnin. Problems occur every day, and it's just unfortunate that this one threatens Claire's life. All they have to do is find a dead man. How hard can it be? CLYRNIN /Now Finished
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,293 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Claire D., Myrnin
Carnage and Bloodshed by sydneysages reviews
Nobody is safe. Everything they have known could end, right here, right now. Not even Claire's relationship is guaranteed: after all, nobody is. In the end, it will come down to luck, plain and simple. Sequel to Struggles With What's Right And What I Want
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,398 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Claire D., Myrnin
Another love by ellamv reviews
When Claire finally thought things were working out, a new boy comes to town, her new work friend, what will Shane say when this very good looking boy takes an interest in Claire and who will Claire choose yeah rubbish summary but please read.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,362 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Claire D.
A Forgotten Memory by Gothix reviews
Years ago,Claire and Shane met,but her parents beat her,and one day they took her away.shes returned, her parents still violent. can shane help claire pull her life back together? can they finally be together? alyssa still alive. bad summary, plz read! :
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,986 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Claire D., Shane C.
Blood Bond by The Nutty One reviews
Set during Midnight Alley. Michael is staked instead of Sam. To save his life, Shane unknowingly performs a Blood Bond. The bond of mates. Slash! BoyxBoy! Michael/Shane
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Michael G., Shane C. - Complete
I want the old Claire back! by QueenOfFrozenWinds reviews
when shane accuses claire of cheating on him she flees moganville but when she returns the housemates fear that the events that led to her fleeing morganville, could have damaged her so much that its not just her appearence thats changed. R&R plz!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Claire D., Shane C.
Claire? by xEvery.Rose.Has.It's.Thorns.x reviews
Myrnin's friend comes to visit,Shane gets jealous and accuses Claire of cheating on him.Claire cant take it anymore so she leaves Morganville.When she comes back shes a different person and has a secret, the vamps find out they are not alone.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011
Undying Love by TMNTLOVER2012 reviews
*Sequel to Eve's Pregnancy,Claire's pregnancy* The adventure continues when we venture through the friendship of Alyssa Collins&Mikey Glass grows into something more then friends, like love!Read to see the adventure! This was Re-uploaded! READ AND REVIEW!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 81 - Words: 218,915 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Michael G., Alyssa C./Lyssa - Complete
Love Changes by IHeartEscapetheFateandBoTdF reviews
When Shane moves out of the Glass House, Claire is devastated. When Michael finds out that Eve has feelings for someone else, he is crushed. Will the two be able to support each other through hard times? Read the story to find out!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Michael G., Claire D.
Face Book Morganville Style by thatwritersdream reviews
This is the sizzling sequel to Truth or Dare, Morganville Style. And guess what? I'm giving you the readers the chance to be apart of this! Ask question and get answers from the characters themselves! Oh and you can come up with ideas for the next chapters coming.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012
Dripping Blood by melzie666 reviews
WARNING SPOLIER ALERT. This is set after Black Dawn. It's pretty much what happens next. Theres been some struggles between Claire and Myrnin. Someones starting to rise up against Amelie and theres a new buss boy in Common Grounds.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,411 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Claire D., Myrnin - Complete
World of Chaos by FreakyWeird reviews
A world where vampires live out in the open but chaos and blood rule. Claire has managed to find relative peace since she ran, but when she turns around and Shane is there to kidnap her, both of them find it difficult being around each other. OOC/lemonade
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,188 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Claire D., Shane C.
Seductress by sydneysages reviews
Claire/Michael. There's a deep desire between the pair of them, something ignited when they're together. But, unfortunately, there's Shane in the way. And just what happens when Amelie finds out? R&R /complete
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,120 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Claire D., Michael G. - Complete
The Immortal's Daughter by StarOfGalaxies reviews
So, I was reading Awakened and I realized that Kalona only had sons, no daughters. So this story is about Raven, a half-mortal, half-immortal reincarnated girl who has to deal with her father after he's freed and the memory of her dead mother.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,954 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
Struggles With What's Right And What I Want by sydneysages reviews
ClaireMyrnin He's her soulmate, the one that she is meant to be with, but the pulls to the other side are intoxicating. She's not strong enough to resist them...and, like an angel, she falls. Complete, sequel to follow.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 68 - Words: 211,102 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Claire D., Myrnin - Complete
only angels can fly by sydneysages reviews
as those moments before you die can be painful, and they can be a struggle to get through. /amelie, in those moments. oneshot following chapter 66 of struggles with what's right and what i want.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Amelie - Complete
Morganville ZOMBIES by HoodedMystery reviews
A virus has begun in the USA and it is infecting the entire world. Survivors are around but not many. There is talk of a safe hold somewhere which is infection free; but can the characters of 'Morganville Vampires' survive? Or will they all die horribly?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,540 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Claire D., Shane C.
Cheater by VaMpIrElUvEr1333 reviews
Shane cheated on Claire with Eve.So she leaves Morganville with her sister. Seven years later she comes back to give the cure to the vampires,but something weird happened.What happened to Morganville?And what happened to the glass house gang. Please R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,524 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Claire D.
Unspeakable Truth by megmeg999 reviews
Claire and Michael are dealing with the stress of planning their wedding. But now, when times are hard as it is, more secrets are being unearthed. Will the couple make it through Michael's pasts' secrets? Or will it be the end of their relationship?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,988 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Michael G., Claire D.
Sea Goddess by GhostWriter1864 reviews
There is a hidden island a few miles away from La Push. No one knows about the island except those who live there. On the island lives Calypso, a slave. She was cursed for helping a werewolf escape. What happens when she has to leave... rest inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Embry
Revealing the truth! by alyalice456 reviews
something has happened to Claire and she wont tell anyone, not even Shane so he is determined to find out who did this to his girl.ShaneXClaire and some EveXMichael
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,112 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Memories Better Left Forgotten by midnightquiver reviews
Sequel to I Will Remember. Not long after receiving the cure vampires start to go crazy and all of Morganville is in trouble. The night takes over and Claire is brought right back into it and someone from her past and threatens her relationship with Shane.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,191 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Valentine's Day by laraandkurtisfan97 reviews
I stared at the enemy and unclasped my hand. Blood dripped to the ground. I glanced once more at Shane's motionless body before I heard the glass fall to the ground, shattering into tiny pieces. This was it. This was how I was going to die
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,347 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
The Silence by sweetdreams106 reviews
Turns out Shane isn't the guy she thought he was. She is torn up and after running home she is forced to relive the pain of the night. Can Micheal help her? Based on the song by mayday parade. Full story inside. enjoy!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Claire D., Michael G.
Her Days Are Numbered by randomle26 reviews
Claire has caught some disease and has all of the Glass house members on edge. How's everybody, especially Shane, been handling the possibility of losing the love of his life? Not good @ Summaries PLZ R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
The feast my way by ellamv reviews
this is what I think Claire and Myrnin should have worn and should have acted at the feast. book feast of fools
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Claire D., Myrnin
I Will Remember by midnightquiver reviews
What if Claire was actually transfered to another college right in the beginning?Three years later and she's back in Morganville, but she doesn't remember anyone.not at first, and why did she come back? read to find out.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,469 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Stay Beautiful by Naya.Paige reviews
Claire is sent out of Morganville by Amelie, leaving everything behind. but what happeneds when the she becomes close with a fellow scientest, only for Amlie to call them bith back to town? Explaination of the story inside.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Claire D.
Adaption by MeLLi0206 reviews
Claire saves a Baby from Myrnin who wants to make experiments with it. But how will the Glass house gang deal with a baby ?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Claire D., Shane C.
Serrated Blade by sydneysages reviews
He's cheating on her. She can't believe it. She does something that causes someone else's heart to break. Can she come back? Or is she lost... Forever? Will she do things she regrets? Contains suicide. Shane/Claire/Michael. Entirely original. Please r&r!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,430 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Claire D., Michael G. - Complete
Dear Diary by sydneysages reviews
When Shane is diagnosed with cancer, what will Claire do? What will they all do to the life changing.news? How will they make his life the best in his months remaining? Diary form. R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,132 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Top 10 Ways To Annoy Eve Rosser by sydneysages reviews
Basically what it says in the title. Sort of a series of these going on by me. Involves fake tan, lies and begging. R&R For Hanziii
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Eve R. - Complete
Top 10 Ways To Annoy Amelie by sydneysages reviews
What it says in the title. For TheFoundersDaughter. Involves Jeremy Kyle again , love, bust ups and other things. Rating for language and implied things... I suppose... R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Amelie - Complete
Top 10 Ways To Annoy Shane Collins by sydneysages reviews
Basically what it says in the title. 10 ways to annoy him, including relationships, work and blood. R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Shane C. - Complete
Torn From My Candle by sydneysages reviews
Intricate, perfect, dangerous... the candle and the flame, the metaphor of Amelie and Sam's relationship. Sam's POV as to their love.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Sam G., Amelie - Complete
School in the Ville: Monday Through Wednesday by Flying Penguinz reviews
Ever wanted to know what life would be like in Morganville if all of the characters were in GRADE SCHOOL? Read, and laugh your arse off. Follow this saga by Madelyn Grey and myself.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011
Thinking Of You by leira123 reviews
Claire's parents are dead. But she keeps thinking of someone. But she can't remember who. Claire goes through her story, about her horrifying past, and a family she never knew she had.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,297 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
Actual Fire Burns by sydneysages reviews
BITE CLUB SPOILERS! 6th B/C oneshot - in part continues from Play With Fire And Risk Getting Burned. Oliver's POV when the house explodes over pages 334/335.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Oliver, Amelie - Complete
Here, Have Some Pot by sydneysages reviews
Crack fic, sorta. Myrnin goes to Oliver and reveals he knows how he loves Amelie.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Myrnin, Oliver - Complete
Queen Bean and Warrior Bean by sydneysages reviews
CRACK FIC! If you like straight laced Amelie, don't read. Amelie provides the drugs and alcohol whilst Shane gets the benefit. First crack fic. R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Shane C., Amelie - Complete
Speak of the devil and he shall return by RockGodess1994 reviews
Deans back and he is out for blood...Shane and Claires and that of their daughters. Will Shane be able to prtect his small family? Changed babies age from 1 to 4 months please Read and review xxx
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,744 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
Twins by ForeverWinters reviews
One day at campus changes Cassie's life. She askes Claire for direction and they discovery that they look exactly alike. Are they really related or did Myrnin have an experiment go wrong?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Claire D.
Death Bed by InfiniteHiatus reviews
Life is going good for Claire, at least until she gets a phone call. When she discovers that her old time friend isn't doing so well, she leaves Morganville to be by her side. But, when Claire returns, just how different will her life be?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,394 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
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My Fall to Grace reviews
Eve's hatred of her parents is beyond forgiveness. Being under Brandon's command is one thing, but being forced to marry him is another. A forbidden alliance form between two different creatures. This story explains where her hatred for her family, and more importantly for Brandon, blossomed. READ and REVIEW please. Title inspired by Paloma Faith's new Album.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Brandon, Eve R.
Starlight reviews
*previously named Stolen Soul;Hidden Secret* Once a solider, always a solider. Fighting for her life, Isis attempts to free herself and save her only family left from a hidden secret. However, every journey has a dark road. READ and REVIEW please. Some OC.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Claire D.