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Joined 01-22-11, id: 2715762, Profile Updated: 08-13-13
Author has written 9 stories for Doctor Who, and Sherlock.

hey there buddy!

i am a person who writes things. sometimes. i just deleted most of my profile because i wrote it when i was fourteen and in love with david tennant.

i'm on a bit of a hiatus now, until i have full-time access to a computer without blocking software, but i promise i'll add more fic as soon as i can. or as soon as i actually write some more.

point being, i'll get back in the swing of things eventually. maybe. more likely i'll just stalk the great gatsby archive and cry.

you can usually find me on tumblr at upthawolfs.tumblr.com, if you're into that kind of thing.

HAIL SATAN BYE

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Nightmares by mamaXunicorn reviews
The best part about nightmares is waking up from them.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,979 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 2/9/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Monkees in WHERE? by Javanyet reviews
Monkees in Paris: In the words of Philippe the concierge, "To visit Paris for the first time... romance is not optional." A/N: And now the image I posted makes sense... n'est-ce pas? I hope you enjoyed.
Monkees - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,434 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Mike - Complete
Until It's Time by Javanyet reviews
Sometimes all it takes is the right song to make everything clear.
Monkees - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,092 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Mike - Complete
Novelty Love Song with Bizarre Choreography by dances with irrelevancy reviews
"We have a gig in three days and we need Davy to play the maracas. Otherwise, we won't be able to keep him in the grinding poverty to which he's become accustomed." Eventual Mike/Davy.
Monkees - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,093 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Mike, Davy - Complete
Silent Treatment by Javanyet reviews
For Mike & Bonnie Chicago was a beginning, but Bonnie shuts Mike out when she believes he has betrayed her trust. With Peter's help Mike goes to great lengths to change her mind, learning more about her as he does.
Monkees - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,001 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Mike, Peter - Complete
Of Pipes and Pens by Windslayer reviews
Because the lives of the two men of 221b Baker Street are never dull, even on the most seemingly ordinary days. Drabble series. No particular order, nonslash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Fever Of The Bone by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
There are two-hundred-and-six bones in the human body. Sherlock can name them all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
At the Mercy of the Mind by Aleine Skyfire reviews
A great brain can be as much of a curse as a blessing. Updates are now complete! THE FULL BOOK CAN BE FOUND ON AMAZON. #50: Sherlock looked up this time. "If I could hide from you, I can hide from anyone."
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 50 - Words: 49,699 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Living Lore by Silver Pard reviews
London dreams of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We Can Work it Out by wellhoneydont reviews
The Beatles are fighting again, and they're near a breakup. Paul McCartney tries to smooth some feathers and keep the band together. In the process, he writes his well-known song "Oh! Darling".
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
The Dusty Old Top Hat by ABakerStreetIrregular reviews
Mrs. Hudson is updating the flat and when Sherlock and John find something interesting in the attic weirdness ensues. Warnings for Cumberbatch!Holmes, Brett!Holmes, Martin!John and Jude!Hotson and some possible time travel. Please review!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
How Many Times Do You Want To Die? by patster223 reviews
The pale figure gasps against the table, limbs cruelly stretched spread eagle and tied down. Red rivulets of blood run down his torso as a silver knife glints in the light. "P-Please," he sobs.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Crawling Experiments by AnnieVH reviews
Do not google CAMEL SPIDERS!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
People May Say Things by Moonspun Dragon reviews
This is kinda a tribute thing. Its kind of hard to explain what it is so please read. One- shot. non- slash. Solely Watson's POV.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2011 - J. Watson, John W. - Complete
Sex, Drugs, and Dream Lords by The Impossible Slashtronaut reviews
During a visit to Woodstock, Amy and Rory meet well-hung sado-masochist Jack Harkness, and have another encounter with that pesky Dream Lord. Where is the Doctor? Contains forced sex, drugs, and S&M. Crack. Lime/Citrus. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - 11th Doctor, Jack H.
The Joy of Texting by The Impossible Slashtronaut reviews
Mycroft takes advantage of the fact he has John's number in his contacts. Johncroft slash. One-shot. Contains disturbing mental images; may require brain bleach if squeamish about sexting, phallic umbrellas, and/or Mycroft in compromising positions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
All the Colours of Grey by Penguin reviews
Danger was present and immediate when we travelled through Europe to escape Moriarty. Knowing that every minute could be our last forced us to experience everything more intensely, forced us to really live. Holmes/Watson
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Envoi by ni-sofya reviews
"The friends of Mr. Sherlock Holmes will be glad to learn that he is still alive and well, though somewhat crippled by occasional attacks of rheumatism." In the year 1920, John Watson writes a letter.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Unforgiven by Ancalime8301 reviews
Holmes returns from the dead and wants everything to go back to the way it was. Watson isn't putting up with that nonsense. Past Holmes/Watson. Warnings: character death, suicide.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
A Veneer of the Feminine by Nemo the Everbeing reviews
It was the general consensus amongst the officers of Scotland Yard that Lestrade made the best woman of the lot, which wasn’t saying much. It’s still enough to get Gregson in trouble. Gregson/Lestrade
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
She Stopped Walking Away by sinecure reviews
John Smith dreams of being the Doctor. And he dreams of Rose. One night he wakes up in a certain condition. Whatever will he do about it? Ten/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
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A Study in Chartreuse reviews
In which John is scarred, Sherlock is interested, Mycroft is less inconspicuous than usual, and there is a startling revelation concerning everyone's favorite Yarders. Crack!fic, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dust, Metal, and Lipstick reviews
Short 11/River study. Though I wrote it a few weeks ago, I'm calling it a victory fic for River and Eleven being canon- big whoop! 11/River pairing, oneshot drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Ginger Envy reviews
The Doctor has been gone, and he's a bit... different when he comes back. No one can help the Ponds now. crack!fic, 11/Amy/Rory. Moderate slash. Oneshot. Surprise visitors! Rated for language and to be on the safe side.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Release reviews
The Doctor has a problem, and he hates the way he has to deal with it. Rated for explicit-ish sexual situation. 9/Jack/Rose no threesome . Warning: my first time writing *smut*. Don't like, don't read.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/5/2011 - 9th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
When He Feels the Planets Turning reviews
A short drabble featuring Amy and 11 in the library. Hurt/Comfort & Friendship. The library is a theme I'll continue later : Doctor and Amy's POV; it switches.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Onesentence iPod Challenge reviews
iPod shuffle challenge. Rose/10 romance, both POV's. This is what I do instead of homework. Questionable grammar and punctuation at best- lots of run on sentences.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
These Moments reviews
It was in these moments that she almost forgot who he was. Drabble; my mind got bored. Rose/10 romance. Oneshot. Rose's POV.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Sleep With Me? reviews
This wouldn't go according to Rose's plans... 10/Rose Hurt/Comfort. Oneshot or Twoshot. Rose's POV. Rated for implications/allusions. No smut, I don't feel up to writing it at the moment.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Rose T., 10th Doctor
A Favour for Amy reviews
The Doctor has to go shopping for Amy. Awkwardness ensues. Did she eat the purple…? 11th Doctor/Amy Friendship.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete