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Hello, my name is Kim, and it ryhmes with limb (pronounced lim)... *akward silence* dont u luv how i think?... well thats not very nice...

I finally got around to writing an actual story! I wasn't able to before because I am a new user and so the website wouldn't let me publish. Anywhose if my story, True Sh*t (because it is) (It's like True Grit, get it?) isn't up yet, it should be up in 4-8 hours. Read it guys! It's humorous. Review or die (but not really b/c I am not violent (but some of my friends would disagree...))

My name is Kim, as I stated before, and I enjoy skiing, singing, occasionally dancing (even though I suck), cooking, eating what I already cooked, decorating cupcaked (although some would argue that goes into the cooking category, but not really because it's DECORATING, not COOKING), reading random crap, watching Cake Boss, Cake Boss: The Next Great Baker (Buddy Valastro, I am your biggest fan), Toddlers and Tiaras, American Idol, and GLEE!!!!!!! I also like art. and drama. I am currently in a production of Annie (which is Tomorrow! Tomorrow! (Not Really)), and I am Bert(ha) Healy, the radio singer and rising star (I might make a story about her later)!!!! I also like ketchup, a lot (as you can see from my pen name). No, seriously. Usually I use about 4-6 (or maybe 8) ketchup packets per burger. Do you think I have a problem?

I love u guys!!!

Guys, btw... my 1st story has been up for 48 hours, and it has 154 hits!!! But only 3 reviews??!!! Come on, you can do better than that!!! Review or I m not writing any more crap 4 u guys!!!

Also, at the bottom of my first chapter, I made an attempt at typing a kitty, but it didn't work... KITTY FAIL!!!! sorry guys...

3 chapters!!!! 3 chapters!!!!

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A Goth In Howl's Moving Castle? by Narshmallow reviews
AU. Sophie lives in the real world as a goth. The abusiveness of her parents results in her wishing to be far away in some fantasy world like the ones she sees in movies, which of course happens. Somehow in Howl's world, Sophie finds herself walking in the sky, talking to fire demons, and desperately seeking a way to break a powerful curse on the devilishly handsome Howl Jenkins.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,715 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/1 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sophie H., Howl
This is NOT Mine by TheNextAliceOwO reviews
Okay, unless I got this whole biology thing wrong, I'm pretty sure I had more... Chest." When Kuukai and Amu accidentally switch bodies, what happens? Rated T for everything from jealousy, to times of the months, to annoying fangirls/boys.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,554 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Amu H., KÅ«kai S.
Down the Chute by GreenGirl111 reviews
When Gabe is released, he is sent down a chute and into Wonderland, where he is needed to help Alice on her dangerous quest.
Crossover - Giver & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,112 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Alice K. - Complete
Platform Reunion by GreenGirl111 reviews
In this alternate to the epilogue, the ending is not quite so perfect for all involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Ron W., Lavender B. - Complete
A Very Strange Gleek by berryvampire reviews
Voldemort never stopped believing Voldemort/Sue Hermione/Draco Rachel/Puck Quinn/Sam
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Voldemort, Sue S.
Buddy's Surprise by Irilia reviews
Buddy decides that the Hobbes family would like a special surprise. But Buddy has some complications along the way.
Elf - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Buddy - Complete
The Girl In Green by Skye The Golden Dragon reviews
Who is Gwendolyn, the girl in green with long auburn hair and all-seeing brown eyes.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Peter P.
The Jello of Doom by Writting2StayHalfSane reviews
An evil voice is on the other end of Buddy's phone but Buddy doesn't realize that it is evil he just thinks it says funny words.
Elf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Buddy - Complete
Thank You James by LovelyAnimeFreak reviews
Severus makes Lilly hate him forever, and makes her love james for the rest of eternity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Potterized Nursery Rhymes by gherkin reviews
Being reposted and continued. A collection of potterised nursery rhymes for your young witch or wizard
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2005 - Published: 8/14/2003