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Joined 01-22-11, id: 2716106, Profile Updated: 06-06-11
Author has written 2 stories for H2O: Just Add Water, and Princess Diaries.

To all my readers, I am having extreme writers block so it will probably be a couple of months before I update my stories.

Hi, I'm Amy

I am 16 years old, I have 2 sisters, Laura and Olivia.

I also have 2 pets, A cat named Daisy and a budgie named Snowy, I also have 5 goldfish, one of them is a baby fish.

Link to Mia's engagement ring in Princess Diaries 3: Life as Queen

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I am:

Amazing
Unique
Terrific
Individualistic
Special
Ideal
Challenged

I am

Astute
Solitary
Profound
Emotional
Resourceful
Gregarious
Exceptional
Responsible

Sensitive
Youthfully curious
Narrowly focused
Detail-oriented
Rigid
Observant
Meticulous
Erudite

I have Asperger Syndrome, a form of high functioning autism. You may be wondering, What is Autism? well Autism is a developmental disability, It affects 1 person in every 100 people, this statistic includes Asperger Syndrome.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If you are a proud Christian, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Even when you can't sense him, God is there! If you believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile.

so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

-when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

-i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there

-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4

And now its four! Well I suppose they'll be in to tea soon. (Adventures of the six cousins by Enid Blyton0

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My ipod touch

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

America's Funniest Home Videos

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:15pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:17pm (very close)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The TV and the budgie making out with his reflection

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

puting my bike away after going to the dairy to get an ice cream

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

RECH2O's profile

9. What are you wearing?

Pink T-shirt with a deer on it and black shorts with pink spirals on them (my favourite colour is pink)

10. Did you dream last night?

If I did I don't remember it

11. When did you last laugh?

When my mum called my sister a Piglet after my sister burped.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A painting of some rosebuds and some random pictures I don't know what they are of though (I'm in the lounge)

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My sister rolling off the end of her bed and taking her friend with her (it was so funny they repeated it 3 times and I videoed the 3rd time and they put it on facebook

14. What do you think of this survey?

Interesting and Strange at the same time

15. What is the last film you saw?

Gnomeo and Juliet

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy

A motor scooter, the best lap top ever, a tour of the world, a Galah (its a bird of the parrot family, they are massive), entry to the worlds best theme park.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I want to become a mermaid and have all the powers.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would make it so everyone could get food and a shelter, and go back in time and kill Charles Darwin and his stupid theory of evolution

19. George Bush:

The previous President of the United States

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

I don't know

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

I don't know

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Maybe, I quite like living in NZ

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If when ever you hear the word Star Wars, you stop what you are doing, perk up, and eavesdrop, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute of it, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this into your profile. (My sister, Winter, does this ALL the time!)

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like copy & paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing at them

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said, "I'm bored" while you have like a thousand things you are supposed to be doing/have done, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this

If someone came up to you and put a gun to your head and said do you believe in God would you say yes and die if so put this in your profile

If you have so many dreams about H2O just add water that you have lost count, copy and paste this on your profile.

If 90% of the people in the world dont have it, why do they call it common sense?

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curiosity didnt kill the cat... it made the kittens!!

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this to your profile.

If you try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them, copy and paste to your profile.

If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have so many dreams about Twilight that you have lost count, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you absolutely are TERRIFIED of spiders, copy and paste this on your profile.

98% of teens have tried smoking if you're the 2% who haven't put this in ur profile

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Azmanig huh?

Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

If you believe in fantasy, copy and paste this to your profile.

Education can make the difference between Mcdonalds and being a rocket scientist. If you think education can be cool if you don't end up with a monotone teacher/professor, copy and paste this into your profile.

you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever awaken your father or mother at 3 in the morning to kill a spider in your room, post this on your profile

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.

If you have ever ran into a stone column head first, post this on your profile.

If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door, post this on your profile.

If you have ever ran into the house or even a tree with your bike, post this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

> 9 Words women use>

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an
> argument when they are right and you need to shut up.>

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this
> means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
> minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
> to watch the game before helping around the house.>

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.
> This means something, and you should be on your toes.
> Arguments that begin with nothing usually e nd in
> fine.>

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission.
> Don't Do It!>

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is
> a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
> loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
> wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
> arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for
> the meaning of nothing.)>

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
> statements a women can make to a man. That's okay
> means she wants to think long and hard before deciding
> how and when you will pay for your mistake.>

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do n ot
> question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.>

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of
> saying F@!K YOU!>

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it :
> Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something
> that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
> is now doing it herself. This will later result in a
> man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's re sponse
> refer to #3.> Send this to the men you know, to warn
> them about arguments they can avoid if they remember
> the terminology.> Send this to all the women you know to
> give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy & paste this into your profile

If you're a night person, copy & paste this into your profile (Um, it's like 12:19 A.M. here. Yes, I think I might be a night person.)

If you actually enjoy reading, copy & paste this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy & paste this on it to make it even longer

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy & paste this into your profile

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present.

Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody driving faster is a maniac?

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun".

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

I love Deadlines! i like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicans left.

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history A real friend could blackmail you with it!

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

When life gives you lemons ... squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes

-so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

-when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

-i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there

-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

You know you live(d) in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile .

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a Cariba Heine fan copy and paste this into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU THINK THERE SHOULD BE A RULE ON H2O JUST ADD WATER THAT ANY TIME ZANE IS ON SCREEN HIS SHIRT HAS TO BE OFF COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PRO.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad' to the Animorphs' version of the Barney Song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family...), to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The difference between friends and best friends

F: Never asks for food or drink

BF: Is the reason your fridge is empty

F:Bail you out of jail

BF: In the next cell saying "Damn we messed up, again!"

F:Only knows a few things about you.

BF: Is writing a embarassing biography you don't know about as we speak.

F:Knocks on the door.

BF:Comes in saying "I'm Hoooooome" (This is the discription of my two best friends and their mom)

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Friends

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. (same best friends same mom)

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile. (me and my friend's friend have a fast conversation to annoy her)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile.

If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious...Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile. WANNA-BE REBELS, UNITE!

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.( and some times how to spell it)

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof!

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

Now say the word "cow" after each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Now say the word "cow" before and after each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Now read from the bottom up:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Stuff I thought was funny!

When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons throw the back and demand vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

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Far From Perfection by CheddarFetta reviews
What if H2o continued? What if everyone moved on in unexpected ways? What if their once perfect lives continued far from smoothly? How will they cope with unexpected & unplanned challenges and hurdles that life and their own mistakes throw at them?
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 155,586 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 17h ago - Published: 5/5/2011
H2O: Just Add Survival 2: Race Against Time by AlyssaHolloway reviews
A year after the shipwreck that changed their lives, Dr. Denman has returned, forcing the girls to run. When they escape to Sirena Island, they discover that an even worse comet is heading towards Earth. Will they be able to stop it before it's too late?
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,572 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Rikki C., Cleo S.
Life as a Teenage Mermaid by kittyprincess51210 reviews
Emma, Rikki, and Cleo had been through a lot since sprouting into mermaids-they were almost discovered, dealed with the devilish Charlotte, and soon it's becoming clear that their parents won't be in the dark for long. Will they finally come clean?
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,750 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 7/18/2009
Telling The Families by h2ogirl805 reviews
What happens when the girls tell their familes that they're mermaids? Will they keep the secret? Sequel to Elliot Finds Out
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2011
Elliot Finds Out by h2ogirl805 reviews
While Emma is traveling the world with her family,a sudden rainstorm makes Elliot find out. Will he keep her secret? FINALLY COMPLETED!
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Emma G., Elliot G. - Complete
The Doctor's Gift by BlackWolfHowling reviews
The Doctor is always going around helping people and not asking for anything in return. So when someone appears on the TARDIS and says she can give him any one thing he asks for, what will he choose?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/24/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
H20: A New Species by boybult reviews
The story ended. Isn't it meant to be happily ever after. But there is something seriously wrong in the ocean, and the girls are determined to find out more..even if it destroys them..A few months after the end of the series. It is really good, really!R&R
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,321 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011
H2O just add water: Season 4 by H2Ojustaddwatertales reviews
This is for everyone who don't want to see H2O finish this month! It brings back Emma, Charlotte for an episode and Miss Chatam but you'll have to read each episode! There is a teaser for the first episodes first. FANMADE!
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,529 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010
Secret No More by Heepwahtastic reviews
During the episode Mako Masters, Will doesn't get to the water cooler in time. What will happen when the whole class finds out the mermaids' secret.
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Will B., Rikki C.
My Beloved Father by Anoynmous reviews
He was wiating for me, in the wings and throughout my entire life. I had just had to trust in Him. One shot... :
Bible - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete
H2O No Ordinary Guy's by H2o25 reviews
Lives of Guy's that one night change their life's forever their Mermen's. now they will try to keep the secret, and alway's be friend's. But what happens when their moon-struck, and uncover's the stories behind Mermaid's, n old enemy comes to haunt them.
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011
Secrets of the Deep by H2O4ever reviews
Avery fit right in at The Gold Coast, considering she herself is a mermaid. But who really knows anything about Avery? Who are her parents? Where did she previously live? Is Avery really who she says she is?
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,320 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Complete
Perfect World by zikkiroxh2o reviews
based off the song by simple plan, a.k.a. one of my fav bands : it's about the whole H2O crew after college, they're 21
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010
H20: Under the Sea by Tess of the Urban Ville reviews
An H2O: Just Add Water Fanfiction. Rikki, Emma, and Cleo have rid themselves of Charlotte, but now they are faced with another full moon and more mermaid problems. Can they reverse its effects, or is this new transformation permanent?
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,766 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 2/2/2008
H2o Just add Water My Way teehee :D by Alexx.R reviews
A girl named Alex whos moves across the world to the Gold Coast.There Alex meets Cleo Rikki and Lewis.Alex notice that Cleo and Rikki are not like other girls will Cleo and Rikki keep there fishy secret form Alex or will Alex find out the hard way
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Cleo S., Rikki C.
Secrets Can Kill by hmj97 reviews
When the new guy in town catches Rikki's eye, extreme jealousy sparks Zane. But when the new duo spends too much time together, Rikki discovers a bloodcurdling secret about the man's past and she realizes just how dangerous the outside world can be.
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010
H2O: Just adds problems by temagnifique reviews
It's a full moon, and all the happy couples are together. Mirams jealousy takes over, and she comes to crash the party. Nate gets involved in the secret and the whole thing is just a mess. H2O, Just adds problems! PLZ R&R. Better than it sounds. ZIKKI
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Rikki C., Zane B.
Submerged by dentalfloss reviews
Lewis was far from and idiot, and Denman was done playing around. She wanted the girls. She wouldn’t stop until she had them. He'd just have to convince her that maybe she was looking in the wrong direction. Zane and Lewis friendship. Also A/U
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,767 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Lewis M., Zane B. - Complete
Electives by RECH2O reviews
After thier elective is cancled the teens are forced to take a Mythticl studies class, but when things start to feel like their lifes they start to wonder about thier new teacher. sequel to My Best Friend's Boyfriend
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,397 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Trapped With A Tail by StarofCalamity reviews
What will happen when the girls are stuck as mermaids forever? How will they cope?
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Emma G., Cleo S.
Princess Diaries 3: The Tale of a New Princess by Captain Crunch's elf reviews
Mia and Nichols are Married. They have a thirteen year old daughter named Lucy. Lucy is just trying to be a normal girl and over come the burdens of being a princess. Can Lucy handle the media, her parents and boys? Chapter 16 is done. Finally!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,646 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007
The Mermaid's Man by Queen of Spar Oom reviews
With the third member of The Mermaid's Men club,things between the mermaids and their guys have never been better But when a strange eclipse hits Mako Lewis and Ash investigate. But its not the girls they should worry about! R & R H20 Fans! mastakes fixed
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008
Persecution by BlackWolfHowling reviews
The Christian church is being persecuted, and a group of highschoolers take it upon themselves to stop it. But can they stay alive long enough to do it?
Bible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,056 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
The train to Hell by Christ's chlid reviews
Please read if you want
Bible - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Peter Pan the way it began by FlamingQuill reviews
The origin of Peter, his fighting skills, his friends, and his emnity toward pirates. Rated teen for fatal swordplay.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,902 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Peter Pan, Captain Hook
The Story of A Queen by Heartlocker reviews
The story of Mia after Princess Diaries 2. Story spans through her marriage and raising a family while trying to be queen.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,857 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
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Princess Diaries 3: Life as Queen reviews
This is about Mia's life as Queen. Sorry I suck at summaries.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Mia T., Nicholas D.
Changing Tides ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE reviews
Emma and her family are back from their trip around the world. This story follows the girls lives from the end of season 3. In my story Emma arrived back on the day Cleo, Rikki and Bella graduated. ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011