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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee.
HELLO PEOPLE!!! im Roxxanne Spinner i used to be the one with the neon eyes but i changed it because A) It was too damn long
B) I wanted to C) Because i fucking can. cool were all in the loop now.
i like pocky and yoai anime and thats basicly all your getting right now so just back away slowly.
i warned you.
My Deviant art Name: Roxxanne-Spinner
My Adult Fanfiction Name: Roxxanne-Spinner
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I wont risk loosing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG RE-POST THIS
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
Somewhere over the rainbow...idiots die...
If you stopped reading Harry Potter because you hated Deathly Hallows so much, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.
I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.
I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.
I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.
I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.
I'm the girl that walks like I am proud even if I have toilet paper stuck on my shoes.
I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.
I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.
BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.
I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.
I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way.
I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idot.
I'm the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment.
I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write.
I'm the girl that hasn't been asked out at all.
I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends.
I'm also the girl they call "best friend."
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother?
Funny Shit/Random Quotes:
So, two midgets chip in for a lottery ticket, and they win, so to celebrate, they get two motel rooms next to each other, and two hookers. They each go into a room with a girl. The first midget just sits there, staring at the girl. All night, he just stares at her. He's a midget, he doesn't know what to say to a hooker. And the whole night he hears from next door, "Unh! Oh! Unh! Oh!" The next morning the two midgets walk out of their motel rooms. The first midget says, "I didn't know what to say to her." The second midget says, "I couldn't even get up on the fucking bed."
I understand that scissors can beat paper and I get hor rock can beat scissors but there is no way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immoble? If so why cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors why cant paper do this to people? Why arent sheets of college ruled paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why because paper cant beat anyone! A rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors I will always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit im sorry I thought paper would protect you!"
95 of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are in the 5 that would sit there eating popcorn and yelling "DO A FLIP!!"
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Join the dark side. We have cookies!
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.
Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!
History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I ran with scissors - and lived!
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
When everything's coming your way, you're on the wrong side of the road.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
You say physco like it's a bad thing...
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.
Cute but psycho - things even out.
If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.
Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Love your enemies. It pisses them off.
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight.
You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you.
I am not weird... just plotting.
I don't obsess! I think intensely!
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.
If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain.
Love is like water, it flows natural, sometimes it's calm, and sometimes it's rough, you just need to let it happen and let yourself go with it.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
A friend is a person who dances with you in the sunshine and walks with you in the shade.
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you love rain copy and paste this in to your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
Crazy is a relative term in my family!
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."
"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."
"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"
You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light?'
"I'm not afraid of death i'm afraid of something much worse... my mother."
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie or show so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.
You have been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you would but you're not allowed too, live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Twilight books, copy and paste this into your profile I would love to live in a book store! I love reading!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you are in the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you've ever had a really and I mean really obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If Robert Pattison said "jump off a bridge" 99 percent of all females would do it. If your part of the 1 still alive and would push HIM off the bridge so he can see what he's done, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
1.write the name of a person the oppisite sex: Damien
2.which is your fav color out of red,black,blue,green,or yellow:Red (Blood red bitches)
3.your first initils?TW your month of birth:October
5.which color do you like more,Black or White:Black
6.name a person of the same sex as yours:Gabrielle
7.your fav number:10
8.do you like califonia or florida more:florida
9.do you like the lake or the ocean more:lake
10.write down a wish (a relistic one):I wish that people would get their heads out of their asses and get stop haiting gay people.
Are you done? Huh?
If so scroll down (Dont cheat!)
1.You are compleatly in love with this person (Hot diggity damn i hope he doesnt read this)
2.If you chosse
Red: You are arlert and your life is full of love(duh im alert but im also a bithcy cold hearted person most of the time to so i wonder how this fits but eh we'll figure it out)
Black: You are conservitive and agressive
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue: You are spontanious and love kisses and affection from the one you love
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down
3. If you initils are
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You/ trie to live life to its fullest and your love life is sure to blossem
S-Z You like to help others and your futer love life looks very good
5. If you were born in
Jan.-Mar.: Your year will go very well for you and you will dicover that you fall in love with someone toattly unexpected
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relation ship that will not last long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be great, And you will go through lots of drama and heart break, But eventually you will find your soul mate.(idk if i wanna be happy or just say damn)
6.If you choose
Black: Your life will take on in a diffrent direction,it will seem hard at times but it will be the best thing for you,and you will be glad for the change
White: You will have friend who compleatly confides in you and would do anything for you,But may not relize it
7.This person is your best friend(yup totaly since we were in our daddys balls...ewww)
8. This is how many close friends you will have in a ife time(10 is more then enoguh)
9. If you choose
Califonia: you like adventure
Flordia: you are a laid back person (hells yeah i am)
10. If you choose
Lake:you are loyal to your friends and your love and you are very reseved
Ocean: you are spontanious and like to please people
11. This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLITIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
1 2, you know what to do
dont ask... just know that i (Roxxane Spinner) made this up so its TM kk