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Joined 01-23-11, id: 2716587, Profile Updated: 08-22-15
Author has written 4 stories for Kick-Ass, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.

Hey there. I'm happy you find me interesting enough to click on my profile :)

Let me start by explaining my username. Every single fic posted here has been influenced by alcohol. The more slash is involved, the more alcohol was involved... therefore I take all responsibility off myself and place it onto the wonderful-ness of booze. Convenient, right? :) I think so.

Anyway, although the majority of my writing is original stuff, there's just something delightful and enthralling about stepping into a world that someone else created, and playing with their characters. It can be a nice change of pace.

I feel I should add here that the more I love a character, the more I'll probably torture him. My favorite genre is hurt/comfort, after all. So don't be upset if I'm picking on your favorite character, because it's done in love :)

Otherwise, I'm a loner punk genderqueer dork with a tendancy to obsess over all forms of entertainment. I'm a musician. Guitar, keyboards, vocals. Anime and Jrock cosplayer. Lover of animals, especially of the canine persuasion. Author who likes to think he's a genuis but is most likely somewhere between mediocre and halfway decent. Don't be afraid to message me about stories, fandoms, or the random shadows you see in the dark. Always up to talk with fellow writers or readers.

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Blunt by macrauchenia reviews
"Are you kidding me? I've survived a Kanima, a Darach, and Derek's psycho uncle, but my freaking appendix is the thing that almost kills me!" When a supernatural disaster leads to an entirely natural medical emergency, Stiles realizes just how valuable being human truly is. [PackFluff]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,945 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Scott M., Stiles, Lydia M., Derek H.
Bleed Out by Spike Daft reviews
Jim decides that Oswald's decision to die on the floor of the GCPD after being electrocuted is unacceptable, but perhaps not for the reasons he would like himself to think. Gobblepot, eventually. AU after episode 12. FIXED.
Gotham - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/19/2015 - O. Cobblepot/The Penguin, J. Gordon
Deliberate Act by Mendicantelle reviews
Well, this whole city was dirty with stupidity. It would be his job to wash it clean with genius. (or, Oswald gets his ass handed to him. Again. And Jim comes to sort things out. Again.)
Gotham - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 11/6/2014 - J. Gordon, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin
Pandora's Take Out Container by TheXGrayXLady reviews
The Wolf told him to bolt. Now. Don't hang around when things start to get dangerous. But the Human wanted to know what would happen. Fucking humans and their fucking compulsion to open Pandora's Take-Out Container.
Hemlock Grove - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Peter R., Roman G.] - Complete
The Mirror Monster by Pandasushiroll reviews
All he sees when he looks in the mirror is a monster. And the urge to bleed strikes him. Roman centric. Rated M just to be safe.
Hemlock Grove - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2014
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by eeelastic9 reviews
Sherlock breaks his arm on a case. This makes washing those luscious curls a challenge. But Sherlock's got a very simple solution... This is a pretty light T rating, for allusions to sexytimes. Previously posted on my AO3 account.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Let Your Sickness Cure Me by Izamun reviews
Shizaya. When a stranger leaves an injured Izaya at Shizuo's mercy, the bodyguard thinks he can finally kill his enemy. But then he notices something strange, something that could mean the end of the violence that dominates his life.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
To Touch The Sky by LilyJadeth reviews
After an accident, Shizuo gains the ability to see the red strings of fate only to find that his own is attached to a certain informant.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 39,136 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
HealingOverScars or the perfect sickfic by SentimentalDefect reviews
My attempt to unite the perfect amount of story, fluff, angst, and unspoken revelations about Sherlock and John into one story. Tags: sick sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,230 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 203 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Torture Porn by Coletta reviews
Sherlock awakes in strange room with no memory how he got there while a projection screen beckons him to solve a puzzle. Now John faces the daunting task of having to hunt down the world's only consulting criminal without Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,274 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Chronic by thirteen-forty-two reviews
Izaya suffers with chronic migraines, and quickly discovers that Shizuo is the only one who can help.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 94,806 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Save Me by NachtAngel reviews
Shizuo finds Izaya in an unexpected situation. Drabble.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Can't Do It Alone by IAmGlitterati reviews
Kurt gets slammed into a locker, sustaining a head injury. The only one to know what to do, however, is the last one the Glee Club would expect to help. I need to get better at writing summaries...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
I'm Not Fine by IAmGlitterati reviews
Every time Kurt says he's fine, Finn knows he's not. Worst. Summary. Ever. Sorry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
How Villainous by waspinthelotus reviews
SLASH. Dub-con. Orange Menace/Kick-Ass. Post-Movie. Chris still has an unhealthy, sadistic obsession with Kick-Ass, and hatches a clever plan to "possess" the intrepid superhero... self-deprication, sadomasochism, etc...
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Christopher G./Red Mist, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
Let's have a conversation, then by SerceZGazety reviews
It's almost dark and Red Mist wants revenge. Somewhat slashy.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Christopher G./Red Mist - Complete
Equilibrium by Anti-Logic reviews
His footsteps are quiet as he retreats, and Patty hums softly, "It’s okay, it’s okay." Kid, Liz, and Patty.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Death The Kid - Complete
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When the Addiction Kicks in, You'd Better Run reviews
Sequel to my Drugged fic. Red Mist seeks out Kick Ass, but is it to destroy him or for another reason entirely? Sadistic-ness shall ensue. Warnings: darkfic, violence, etc.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,521 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Christopher G./Red Mist, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
The Devil Inside reviews
Izaya. Evil? Insane? Something else entirely?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Drugged reviews
There is accidental overdose and then there is malicious overdose. And from one betrayal, another relationship rises. Or, at least...something that might be considered a relationship...if one were drugged. Hurt/Comfort fic, with one-sided Red Mist/Kick Ass slash
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,674 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Christopher G./Red Mist, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
Symptoms of a Concussion Include: reviews
It's been a few months since the incident with the jet pack and Red Mist's anger has only grown. So...why is he wandering around a mall again? Short one-shot about head injuries, resentment, and wrathful thoughts.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Christopher G./Red Mist - Complete