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Joined 01-23-11, id: 2716832, Profile Updated: 05-31-11
Author has written 18 stories for Star Wars, and Cats.

UPDATE - I have had non-clinical depression in recent times and so I am not the hyper girl that any of you might remember me as, and so any fics promised have been put on hold, and if my depression carries on like it is, they might never get done. However, I'll leave the rest of my profile like it is as a memory of what I used to be like.


Oh, hello there. I am Insane Jellicle Jedi. But you already know that, so I shan't tell you that. Oh... I already have, haven't I... sorry. I am known as Caramella in the Cats fandom world, and have signed reviews as Tama Tolnata, ILoveKitFisto (as I do!) and a few other things that I can't remember off the top of my head.

Name - Kathy

Age - 15 in two days time! (its 31st of time of writing)

Gender - ... I'm a girl...

I like; Star Wars, Cats (the musical and the animals), Family, good fanfiction, Iron Maiden (COMPLETELY EPIC BAND YOU GOTTA LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!), Doctor Who, Primeval, X-men, Tan Yuster, Kit Fisto, Gambit, Archangel, Tumblebrutus, legwarmers and armwarmers

I don't like; Emporer Palpatine, Count Dooku, Darth Vader, slash, Macavity,badly written fanfiction, people in music videos who can't seem to wear clothes. I could go on forever, but I won't.

CATS STUFF

Fave charries; TUMBLE!!!!!!!!, Misto, Etcy, Leccy, Jemmy

Fave Pairings; Platoria, Mungocetera, Jemival, Mistolectra, Coricoteazer, Alonzomile, Cassavity, Griddletiger, Munkumeter, Skimbledots, Tuggelurina, Sillabucketty

Hate Pairings; Cassalonzo, Asparalorum, Mistoria, Pouncetera, Mungoteazer, Coricomile, Bombastrap, Tumblectra, Tumblecetera, Tumima, Jemimalonzo, Deuterabella, Asparabella, Tumbletoria, Pounctra

STAR WARS STUFF

Fave charries; KIT FISTO!!!!!!!!!, Yoda, Ahsoka Tano, Tan Yuster, Agen Kolar

Fave era; Prequel!!!

Fave pairings; Anidala, (occasionaly) Anisoka, Adindu, Eethaayla, Lumiwan, Satiwan

UPCOMING FANFICS!

Requiem and Prophecy - A star wars poem

Vader's Lesson - A star wars poem

Advance Warning - A star wars poem

The Way Love Goes - A CATS songfic request from ObsessiveJemima

36 ways to torture Count Dooku - A star wars humour story

Let the Jedi Help! - A star wars humour story

Let's ask Auntie Jenny... - A CATS humour story

Fire in My Eyes - A CATS Adventure/Drama story

Insanity Contest - A star wars/ CATS crossover story

Flight over Tattooine - A star wars/ x-men crossover story

Partridge, Cats and... Jedi? - A CATS/star wars crossover story

Jedi, Pepperpot Monsters & a Toilet inspector? - A star wars/doctor who crossover story

The Guardian Angel - An X-men hurt/comfort story

Blood on Black Satin - A CATS Horror/crime story

AND LOTS OF OTHERS THAT I NEED TO GIVE TITLES!!!

HEAR MY PLEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO MANY JEDI ARE UNLOVED!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WRITE SOME FANFICTION CONTAINING TWO OF THE FOLLOWING AND LET ME KNOW SO I CAN GIVE YOU SOMETHING VIA EMAIL!!!

Tan Yuster

Agen Kolar

Saesee Tiin

Yareal Poof

Tyvokka

Pablo-Jill

Cin Drallig

Oppo Ranscis

Adi Gallia

Shaak Ti

Eeth Koth

Ki-Adi Mundi

Plo Koon

Yaddle

Quinlan Vos

Stass Allie

Jocasta Nu

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

Sleep, all life is a dream. - Kit Fisto.

I regect your reality and substitute my own. - Adam Savage, Mythbusters.

If you pull my finger, you will hear a tuba! - Kari, Mythbusters.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot, if you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and past this to your profile.

If you can read the following message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

~MY 9 NAMES~

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Kathy

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name + izzle)

Kathyizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(favorite color and favorite animal)

Black Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

Lesley Evelyn Close

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Danka (that's fairly cool, actually...)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

Purple coke

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and
last letter of your mom's middle name)

Aneroen

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents' middle names)

Kathleen Thomas Jay or Thomas Jay Kathleen?

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Silver??????????????

xXx

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile. (Actually, I'd say 'THANK YOU!')

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read and write fanfictions obsessively instead of doing homework, just because said homework is not due for a few days, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan,ObiBettina7, artemiswolfboy, AriaCloudrunner, musicgal3, Misterfleas, Fantasia-the-Crazy, Insane Jellicle Jedi

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy this onto your profile. (Anyone who knows me will agree that that would explain a lot . . .)

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever killed a joke, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Fill in character #5 first- makes it easier

No character should be listed twice

You must answer the question, even if you are disgusted.

Delete the previous person's answers, fill in your own, and copy into your profile

Name of book/movie: CATS

1. female character: Jemima

2. another female character: Etcetera

3. Character with gender opposite yours: Misto

4. Another character with gender opposite yours: Tugger

5. favorite character: Tumble!

6. male character: Pounce

7. character with your gender: Victoria

8. another male character: Skimble

9. another character with your gender: Jelly

10. any other character: Demeter

Now answer these questions:

1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

Tumble x Demeter? NEVER AND I DON’T WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2.Do you think 3 is hot? How Hot?

Kinda slightly I guess my uncle is sorta hot…

3.What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

Nothing odd. Pounce and Jemima ARE dating.

4.Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Jelly? Not to say I have, actually.

5.Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Vicky and Etcy? NO NO NO ARE YOU FLIPPING INSANE????????

6. 4/8 or 4/9?

Dad X Skimble or Dad x Jelly? NEITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7.What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

WTH!!!!!! Vicky would have a heart attack if she discovered her brother was dating Skimble!

8.Make summary of at least 20 words for a 6/2 fic.

Etcetera is distraught when her sister Electra is badly wounded by a pollicle, and Pounce is desperate to comfort her, if only he could find the right words to say and if she would notice him. Then when Electra begins to recover, she reveals Pounce’s love for Etcy to her, and they fall in love.

9.Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romance story?

Dad x Demeter. No. Demeter wouldn’t stand for it.

10. Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

Tumble x Jemima? Grr. Bright eyes.

11.What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted 1?

Dad x Jemima? Tugger kept his crush secret, and past his outrageous flirting until Pounce either dumps her or is killed, and then confesses his love for her.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

What friends list?

13.If you wrote a songfic for number ten, what song would you use?

Demeter? To die for by Rooster, maybe?

Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

Now say the word "cow" after each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Now say the word "cow" before and after each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Now read from the bottom up:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Read every sentence:

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the internet has a MySpace account, if you’re one of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Have you been an alumnus of heaven and hell? - Tumblebrutus, Cats.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when you have a complete conversation, with your shadow. Crazy is when you think you're in a coma, and someday will wake up from this nightmare. Crazy is when you talk to inanimate objects just because you're bored, and expect them to talk back. Crazy is when you go into hysterics when somebody asks you if Tetley’s is tea or coffee, and slip into hysterics each time after you are asked that. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you get an "Oh My God" face when you ask somebody if they've ever heard of CATS and they say no copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have CATS on your iPod or a CD, copy and paste this onto a profile.

If you're listening to CATS on said iPod/CD right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're singing along, copy this into your profile! (Oh well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees...)

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (I do this an alarming amount...)

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

Fill in character #5 first- makes it easier

No character should be listed twice

You must answer the question, even if you are disgusted.

Delete the previous person's answers, fill in your own, and copy into your profile

Name of book/movie: Star Wars

1. female character: Ahsoka

2. another female character: Barriss

3. Character with gender opposite yours: Agen

4. Another character with gender opposite yours: Eeth

5. favorite character: Kit Fisto

6. male character: Tan

7. character with your gender: Padmé

8. another male character: Yoda

9. another character with your gender: Luminara

10. any other character: R2D2

Now answer these questions:

1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

NO THANK THE FORCE! MY KIT WOULD NEVER DATE A DROID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2.Do you think 3 is hot? How Hot?

I guess my Master is sort of hot…

3.What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

Uhhhh... complete chaos… they’re both jedi and both underage…

4.Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Not many about Luminara :(

5.Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Padmé and Barriss will never make a good couple as Padmé is married to Anakin, hush, hush.

6. 4/8 or 4/9?

Eeth and Yoda or Eeth and Luminara? Definitely Eeth x Luminara because that mean we avoid slash.

7.What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

It would not happen, my Master is not gay. But if it did, Padmé would shriek at my master and Master Yoda what the hell they were doing as they are both jedi.

8.Make summary of at least 20 words for a 6/2 fic.

Tan and Barriss are sent out on mission together and get separated from their and trapped together someplace where they could die. Tan confesses his feelings for Barriss and she kisses him, assuring him that they will be ok. Then they escape and have a secret relationship together.

9.Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romance story?

Eeth and R2D2 would have no chance in hell.

10. Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

Ahsoka x Kit? Moonlit lovers?

11.What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted 1?

Eeth and Ahsoka? Master Koth has an unusual taste…

Eeth and Ahsoka both get lost on a mission someplace desolate, Ahsoka gets scared, and Eeth ‘comforts’ her.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

What friends list? I’ve never heard of a Padmé x Luminara pairing.

13.If you wrote a songfic for number ten, what song would you use?

I don’t know what song I would use for R2D2!!!

Believe it or not, these have all really been on actual products!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If you've ever burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you secretly wished for a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (THE PINK DANCING PINAPPLES WILL RULE THE WORLD!!)

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have friends online whom you don't even know in the real world but you don't really care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do and want to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "their", "there" and "they're". If you're one of the ones who do and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Grammar Nazis will rule the world someday. If you are a Grammar Nazi, copy and paste this into your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile if you feel the same.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (This is my fave kind of weather!!!)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (. . . Or have I? -Shifty eyes-)

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have participated in under aged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile.

Who agrees with me that Tom Marvolo Riddle, Emporer Palpatine and Davros are all triplets, separated at birth?

If you're in love with a fictional character (or several), copy and paste this is you profile. (Kit Fisto, Gambit, Tumblebrutus, Archangel, Tan Yuster...)

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

As you can probably tell, I laugh a lot. If you love to laugh and do so at every opportunity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you laugh too much, but don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (Hehe, I argue with myself all the time! Sad thing is, I think I do lose most of the time.)

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout "Jump idiots!!"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe gay people deserve respect, whether you think it really is immoral or not, please copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you seriously HATE Justin Beiber. He is dumb and CANNOT SING EVEN IF HE TRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most writers don't know the difference between 'there', 'their' and 'they're', 'you're and 'your', 'its' and 'it's', 'to', 'too' and 'two'. If you do know the difference and would like to throttle people who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If Demeter & Munkustrap are your favorite CATS pairing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read the "copy this into your profile" stuff for no reason, copy this in your profile!

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile. (You know, I'd really like to know who started this one . . .)

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile. (uh . . .)

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. (Not only have family members passed away from it, but so has one of my primary school teachers, and they thought that I had it for a while. Thankfully I didn’t, but it was still scary…)

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile. (Flyingtacklehugs the weirdness!!!!)

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares" and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!"

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why you are following them yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

20. Take your shoes off and slide down the rows in your socks yelling "cannonball" or anything really. It could be random too.

21. Find a toy gun, put it to your head, and then ask, "Where are the anti-depressants?"

22. Walk up to the information desk and ask, “Where do I buy the walls?” and when they ask what your talking about reply, “You do sell walls, right? You are Wal-Mart after all.”

23. Grab a (fake) kitchen knife and chase after random people with it, doing a psychopath scream.

24. Laugh like a manic whenever ANYONE comes up in front of you.

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Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. (I DON'T EAT THEM EITHER!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN VEGETARIAN FOR HALF MY LIFE AND NEVER REGRETTED IT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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Name of book/movie: Xmen

1. female character: Storm

2. another female character: Shadowcat

3. Character with gender opposite yours: Archangel

4. Another character with gender opposite yours: Nightcrawler

5. favorite character: Gambit

6. male character: Wolverine

7. character with your gender: Jean Grey

8. another male character: Cyclops

9. another character with your gender: Rogue

10. any other character: Beast

Now answer these questions:

1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

No, and my Gambit would NEVER date Beast.

2.Do you think 3 is hot? How Hot?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

3.What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

All hell would break loose if Wolverine got Storm pregnant.

4.Do you recall any good fics about nine?

All the ones I have seen are Remy x Rogue, and I don’t bother reading them.

5.Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Jean Grey and Shadowcat would NEVER have a chance in hell.

6. 4/8 or 4/9?

Night crawler x Cyclops or Nightcrawler x Rogue. Nightcrawler x Rogue to avoid the dreaded slash!

7.What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

Jean Grey would ditch Cyclops on the spot if she found out that he had a secret relationship with Archangel who is not gay.

8.Make summary of at least 20 words for a 6/2 fic.

Shadowcat finds herself lonely after a short and unsuccessful relationship with Nightcrawler, and suddenly realises that all that she has ever dreamed of in a man can be found in Wolverine.

9.Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romance story?

Nightcrawler and Beast would never get off the ground in a relationship as Nightcrawler isn’t gay… and neither is Beast.

10. Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

Storm and Gambit. Grr. Wildness tamed?

11.What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted 1?

Nightcrawler x Storm? Nightcrawler begins acting strangely as if he has a crush on Storm, and eventually Archangel sets them up on a date together.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

What friends list? An dI don’t think Jean Grey and Rogue would make a good airing anyway.

13.If you wrote a songfic for number ten, what song would you use?

Beast? If it were parody, maybe I’m your man.

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Every Abortion Is Just . . .
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An increasingly small number of people these days have the ability to make fun of themselves. If you're one of the few who can and do so at every opportunity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are completely obsessed with one of the Jellicles, copy and paste this so that the obsessed can band together to go kidnap those Jellicles. (I BAGSY TUMBLEBRUTUS!!!!!!!!!)

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I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 68/100 apply to me. I AM STUPID AND PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (multiple times…)

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (I think everyone has done this one.)
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong (in more than one language)
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (I think everyone has done this one too.)
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story (jokes too)
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Choose your 6 favorite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
1. Tumble

2. Misto
3. Etcy
4. Leccy
5. Jemima
6. Pouncival


(1) and (3) have two kittens. What do they look like and what are their names?

NO!!!!! MY TUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL ETCETERA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok... the first is a tom who looks a lot like his father with bright green eyes and his name is Icarus, and the second is a queen, pure white all over apart from a few cream stipes over her back with innocent blue eyes, and her name is Athena.

(4), (5), and (6) are all competing for (2)'s affections. Who wins?

Electra, Jemima and Pounce all want Misto? Duh, Electra wins! MISTOLECTRA FOREVER!!!

(6) has to cut off a leg of one of the other 5 cats. Who do they choose and which leg do they sever?

Pounce? Mischeif is mischeif, but you're taking it too far now! He'd choose Misto, and I don't know why, and he'd choose the front left, and again I don't know why.

(1) and (4). Who is more likely to have a chance with (5)?

Tumble or Electra. I hate to say this, but as I hate slash... Tumble would get Jemima. *hiss*

(1) creeps into (5) and (3)s den to find them about to pour water over (2). (4) and (6) make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake (2) or help (5) and (3). What happens next?

Tumble creeps into Jemima and Etcetera’s den to find them about to pour water over Misto. Electra and Pouncival make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake Misto or help Jemmy and Etcy. What happens next?

Pouncival, being himself, descides to help Jemmy and Etcy, why Leccy is frantically trying to wake up Misto. Then Munkustrap bounds in singing opera, and that wakes up Misto, and Misto turns Pounce, Jemima and Etcetera into toads for the toads so that they don't cause him any more trouble overnight... and curses Munku's tongue to the roof of his mouth so that he can get some sleep.

Choose a non-ALW song to describe (2) and (3)s relationship.

Misto and Leccy... I don't know really. I've heard of them paired together but I don't support the pairing... possibly Only Making Love by JLS? No idea.

(1) discovers their mate, (4), doesn't love them anymore- they love (6). (6), however, secretly fancies (2). (2) proclaims their love for (3), but (3) and (5) are happily together, except (5) keeps on dreaming of (1)...
If they all went on Oprah, who would cry first?

Tumble discovers his mate, Electra, doesn't love him anymore - Leccy loves Pounce. Pouncee, however, secretly fancies Misto. Misto proclaims his love for Etcetera, but Etcetera and Jemima are happily together, except Jemima keeps on dreaming of Tumble . . . If they all went on Oprah, who would cry first?

I don't know, but probably Tumble. He did nothing wrong when Leccy left him! Don't worry Tumble, I'm still free!

(4) is about to kill everyone on your list (don't ask why...). Who do they start with?

Electra is a serial killer? O.o She'll, I hate to say this, start with Tumble, because of all the times that she has wrongly been paired up with him.

Choose your 6 favorite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
1. Tumble

2. Misto
3. Etcetera
4. Munkustrap
5. Electra
6. Skimble

(1) and (5) are related. How so and what have they in common (at least one)?

Tumble and Leccy are related. They’re cousins. Jellylorum (electra and etcetera’s mum) is sisters with Griddlebone (pounce and tumble’s mum). Neither of them spend much time in the spotlight!

Imagine that (2) is a thief. Some items are left lying around, but (2) they can only steal one item. Which one is it? The items are as follows: Argentine joint, a string of (fake) pearls, a wristwatch, a mini Peke statue and an old book.

So Misto is a thief. Uh-huh. That’s news to me. If he had to steal any of them he’d steal the old book in hopes of finding some new spells in there.

(2) and (3) are caught by (1) together in a deserted spot. Although they say that (3) is comforting (2), the expressions on their faces tell another story. What is the real reason for their being alone and what does (1) think the real reason is?

Misto and Etcetera are caught by Tumble together in a deserted spot. Although they say that Etcetera is comforting Misto, the expressions on their faces tell another story. What is the real reason for their being alone and what does Tumble think the real reason is?

Misto has announced his love for Cassandra who had turned him down for his brother Alonzo, and Etcetera, feeling sorry for him, was actually comforting him. Tumble, however thinks that Etcetera is… ummm… cheating on Mungojerrie with Misto and runs off to tell Mungo of his theory.

(3) and (4) are best of friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that (3) is wanting to mate with (2), whom (4) likes. (2), however, is torn between the two, although (5) catches their eye. What happens next?

Etcetera and Munkustrap are best of friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that Etcetera is wanting to mate with Misto, whom Munku likes. Misto, however, is torn between the two, although Electra catches his eye. What happens next?

Misto does the right thing and runs away with Electra to get mated and had lots of kittens.

(5) loves (1) and (1) secretly admires (5). What happens when (2), (3) and (4) find out that (5) loves (1)?

Electra loves Tumble and Tumble secretly admires Electra. What happens when Misto, Etcetera, and Munkustrap find out that Electra loves Tumble?

All of them go and beat up Electra for trying to make Tumble cheat on Caramella because it is a well-known fact that they are mates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(6) has been chosen to go to the Heaviside Layer. Who will rejoice most and why? (Keep in mind that is it an honor for Jellicles to be chosen to go to Heaviside.)

Skimble has been chosen to go to the Heaviside Layer. Munkustrap because now he cat become the can of the midnight rail!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Nick, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Nick
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

List twelve of your favorite characters from any fandom in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Kit Fisto (star wars)

2. Gambit (x-men)

3. Tumblebrutus (cats)

4. Yoda (star wars)

5. Nightcrawler (x-men)

6. Mistoffelees (cats)

7. Ahsoka Tano (star wars)

8. Cyclops (x-men)

9. Etcetera (cats)

10. Tan Yuster (star wars)

11. Storm (x-men)

12. Electra (cats)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven Fic? Do you want to?

STORM AND MISTOFFELEES?!?!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE?!?!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

YODA?!?!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

WHAT??????????????????? ELECTRA GOT CYCLOPS PREGNANT?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, I have read a few about Etcetera.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

GAMBIT AND MISTOFFELEES?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Nightcrawler and Tan or Etcetera… Tan because at least he’s a HUMAN…

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I hate to think why Gambit would be having sex with Electra in the first place, never mind what would happen if Ahsoka walked in… she’d probably have a heart attack…

8. Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I’VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF A KIT/CYCLOPS PAIRING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Ahsoka/Electra comfort fic? Um… I don’t know…

10. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

What friends list? I THINK HE’S HOT!!!!!!!!!!

11. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

What friends list? I’ve never tried drawing Storm…

12. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

What friends list? Gambit/Yoda/Nightcrawler… that’s an odd mix…

13. If you wrote a song fic about Eight which song would you choose?

Cyclops? Savin’ me by Nickelback, maybe?

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic what would the warning be?

Kit Fisto, Mistoffelees and Electra… I don’t actually know.

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Nightcrawler? The day before yesterday.

16. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)."

Kit and Ahsoka are in a happy relationship until Etcetera runs off with Ahsoka. Kit, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Storm and a brief unhappy affair with Electra, then follows the wise advice of Nightcrawler and finds true love with Tumblebrutus.

Ok, you’re not serious. You can’t be. I was laughing my head over this. I think Nightcrawler must have been drunk at the time to advise Kit to fall in love with Tumble – he’s a CAT for crying out loud and he’s MINE!!! Kit is mine too, as it happens.

What title would you give this fic?

The strange affairs of Kit Fisto

Type your name with your knuckles:

Insane jellcle jedi

Type your name with your nose:

i8hjwqh43 u3oopi8cl4 bu4e9

Type your name with your feet:

injsane jellicle jedfi

Type your name with a pen without looking:

insane jellicle jedi

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

A series of unfortunate events, book 2, the reptile room

‘stop eating the villagers, Sunny, who was of’

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Printer/scanner/photocopier, non functional

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

"4 music”

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9.30 p.m.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9.44 p.m – shoot. Nearly bedtime.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Mum and dad talking.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

This morning, when I shut the gate so that the dogs didn’t escape and get run over.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Umm… I had a bath.

9. What are you wearing?

Purple towelling robe and a lilac towel in my hair.

10. Did you dream last night?

No. L

11. When did you last laugh?

Friday, 2 days ago, I think, when my friend asked me if Tetley’s was tea or coffee (again)

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A light switch, a few of my drawings and some falling down posters.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Hmm, WHAT KIND OF WEIRD?

14. What do you think of this survey?

Ever so slightly odd.

15. What is the last movie you saw?

Million Dollar Baby, in R.E.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Cats, Star Wars, X-men and Doctor Who. And an I-pod!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I'm double-jointed hip, can kick myself in the nose, and wear glasses.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

End all kinds of evil, disease,cruelty, prejudice and injustice in the world.

19. George Bush:

A dumb*ss who had no clue of what he was doing.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Athena. I LOVE this name! I called one of my O/Cs this.

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Either Luke, Levictus or Icarus. I love all these names and named some of my O/Cs this.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Maybe America or Canada so I could meet some of these awesome fellow fanatics!

37 Secrets About Yourself.
Be honest no matter what.

1) have you ever been asked out?
Yes

2) where did you get your default picture?
Google images.

3) what's your middle name?
I have two – Lesley Evelyn

4) your current relationship status?
Single . . .

5) does your crush like you back?
My crushes have probably never heard of me.

6) what is your current mood?
Slightly bored.

7) what color of underwear are you wearing?
purple with turquoise elastic.

8) what color shirt are you wearing?
Purple.

9) Missing something?

Lotsa stuff! I lose everything! Including my sanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
That I ever dated the turd I did.

11) if you must be an animal for one day, what?
I would say a tiger, but they eat meat. A kind of small bird, maybe?

12) ever had a near death experience?
No.

13) something you do a lot?
Read. Write. Draw. Play on computer. Edit my profile. Act dumb. Succeed. Yay!

14) the song stuck in your head?
"If everyone cared – Nickelback”

15) who did you copy and paste this from?
Fantasia_the_crazy

16) name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
A retired teacher.

17) when was the last time you cried?
A few hours ago.

18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes, solo and in a group.

19) if you could have one super power what would it be?
Telekinetic/ telepathic/ both

20) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Hair colour.

21) what do you usually order from starbucks?
What is Starbucks?

22) what's your biggest secret?
My friend broke my glasses, I didn’t trip up.

23) favorite color?
Black!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24) do you still watch kiddie shows?
Ja! All the time! Well…with my autistic little sister.

25) what are you?
Je suis Anglais.

26) do you speak any other language?
Some french and a touch of german.

27) what's your favorite smell?
cooked cheese.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Troubled.

29) have you ever kissed in the rain?
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!

30) what are you thinking about right now?
How to answer this question.

31) what should you be doing?
Ummm… my chemistry homework due in tomorrow morning! Eek!

32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
Don't remember.

33) do you like working in the yard?
Nada.

34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
I actually like my awesome surname that I’m not gonna tell you!

35) do you act differently around the person you like?
I try not to but . . . I do.

36) what is your natural hair color?
Dark brown.

37) who was the last person to make you cry?
Don't remember.

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Fangirls by Fallon Skywalker reviews
Anakin and Obi-Wan discover some holo-sites...for them. Hilarity ensues when they learn about all their fangirls. R&R NEW CHAPTER WITH HAN AND LUKE! More hilarity ensues for our favorite Star Wars men when they learn about their fangirls...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
April Fools! by Bluesaber3 reviews
Summery: Ahsoka plays a bunch of April Fools jokes on everyone. This story is random :D
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Lumiya - Complete
1000 Miles by Sakura Aloni reviews
I wrote this for a friend who really, really loves Star Wars. This is not my fandom but I did my best.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - K. Fisto - Complete
Magical Masquerading by Mistyfur-the-Warrior reviews
Travel though the lives of two kittens as they grow up in the junkyard. I know it says that it's about just Jemima and Victoria, but there is no Sillabub in the list of characters.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Jemima, Victoria
Caramelldansen by Mistyfur-the-Warrior reviews
Tumblebrutus is in love with a certain caramel kitten. Will he win her heart?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey
Blood red, scarlet and black by Eraman reviews
For RumTumTugress' competition : Bombalurina doesn't think she can love. But someone else thinks she can. Rated for safety.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Bombalurina - Complete
How to get gum out of one's fur by loveydovey14 reviews
Etcetera gets gum stuck in her fur and the kits try to help out, but things get a little sticky.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Etcetera, Jemima - Complete
A NotSoNormal Week by Bluesaber3 reviews
As the title states, it is not a normal week for Anakin, Ahsoka, Obi-Wan, and maybe a few other friends. Find out what's going weird and how hilarious it is! Genres may change but probably not ;D rating has been changed to k plus to be safe
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,825 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Lumiya, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
For Good by Roselna reviews
Jemima's sick. She's always known she was. But Victoria, her best friend, didn't. For RumpleJemima Fan's Musical Contest.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Jemima, Victoria - Complete
Premium Printer Ink by Bluesaber3 reviews
Summery: Very strange things are happening to Ahsoka Tano. Find out what and how she gets out of it! probably my weirdest fanfic but it makes sense in the end LOL
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Lumiya - Complete
Surprises, cake, and a rock? by Bluesaber3 reviews
Summery: Anakin, Ahsoka, and the other Jedi plan a surprise birthday party for Obi-Wan. My second fanfic! yay!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Lumiya - Complete
Many ways to make the emperor mad by Axrel reviews
80 ways to make a disgusting, wicked, evil and old Sith mad! This is not a Vader torture story! Please read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - E. Palpatine
Happy Halloween by mutinykitty reviews
Etcetera and the kittens find out about Halloween. Uh-oh! One-shot, my attempt at cuteness and humor.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Etcetera - Complete
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Bring Me To Life reviews
A short little songfic about anakin and padme. song - evanescence, bring me to life. please r &r.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
I'm Not Okay reviews
AU. Anakin loses his nerve after the battle of Geonosis. Some swearing. SONGFIC! Song - My Chemical Romance, I'm Not Okay. PLEASE, PLEASE R & R! This dresses up my feelings because my life has been hell over the past few months.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Born Survivor reviews
The story of my star wars persona. Rated for future chapters. PLEASE GIVE IT A TRY AND R & R! I do not own Star Wars, but I wish I did.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2011 - K. Fisto
Advance Warning
Poem. Might be scary for VERY young children. Please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
Vader's Lesson reviews
Poem. Kinda A/U at the end. Mentioned character death. Please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
Requiem and Prophecy reviews
Poem. I do not own Star Wars, and never will. Ask if you need help understanding the last line. Please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
When Jedi Play with Madness reviews
A lot of odd things are going on in the Jedi Temple... rated just in case. Oneshot. Please R & R! Enjoy the weirdness...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Lumiya, Barriss O.
Empty Chairs at Empty Tables reviews
Songfic. The sad ending of Macavity's evil gang. Song - Empty Chairs at Empty Tables from Les Miserables. Please R & R! Rated so young kitties don't get upset by the character death.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Macavity - Complete
Make up My heart reviews
Songfic. Jemima has to make up her mind between Pouncival and Mistoffelees. Song - Make up My Heart from Starlight Express. Slightly sad. Please R & R!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Jemima - Complete
What if reviews
Songfic. Tumble has broken up with his mate. Both are depressed. What will it take for the two to get back together? Song - What if by Kate Winslet. Tumble/OC pairing my OC Caramella Please R & R! Rated just in case.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey - Complete
I Like it Rough reviews
Songfic. Plato and Victoria are on the verge of splitting up. Rated just in case. I don't own the song, I like it rough, that is owned by lady gaga. I also do not own cats. please r and r!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Victoria, Plato - Complete
Hallelujah reviews
Songfic. Electra feels lonely. Will she ever find love? The answer may be closer than he seems. Song; Hallelujah. Rated just in case of the lyrics.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Electra, Plato - Complete
Poison reviews
Songfic. Misto loves Cassandra. Uh oh... Song; Poison by Alice Cooper. Includes Character death. Not suitable for Misto fanatics.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Cassandra
Staring at the Sun reviews
Songfic. Alonzo finally breaks up with Cassandra - YAY! Song - Staring at the sun by Rooster. I had no idea what genre it was.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Alonzo, Cassandra
Your Love is My Drug reviews
Songfic - your love is my drug by Ke ha. Etcetera's obsession with Tugger is going too far... PLEASE R & R! Very breif drug references.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Etcetera, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
No Hero reviews
Songfic starring Plato and Admetus. Please R and R. Song - Hero by Chad Kroeger and Josey Scott. Includes character death.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Admetus, Plato
Strict, almost Silent
No warnings. 2nd fanfic! Perspective of Saesee Tiin. Please R and R.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Complete
Thoughts of a Dying Padawan reviews
It's general because I couldn't think of anything else. My First Fanfic! Includes character death. Persective of Tan Yuster. Please R and R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Complete