Sirius's Crazy Chick
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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Warning: The following program may contain graphic of violent nature and disturbed minds.
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How did you die?
I read Sirius's Crazy Chick's Bio.
You're kidding, right?
Actually, I'm not.
I'm Sorry, we can't let you in to heaven.
You read SCC's bio. Are you insane?
I wasn't before I read it.
Its a horrible crime that leads to a horrible fate. Go to hell.
I'm sorry.
You'll be sorrier when you get there. Have a nice trip.
Falls into flaming dungeon

Do you want this to happen to you? Don't do it. Commit suicide another way (not that you should at all). Oh well, here it goes:

Favorite (read funny) Things People Have Said:

~"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the American Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colin'. Need I say more?" -Chris Rock

~"I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you." - Unknown

~"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." -Terry Venables

~"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." Charles de Gaulle, former French President

~"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born." -Ronald Reagan, former US President

~"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight." -George Gobel

~"A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally." -Oscar Wilde

~"I love sleep. My ;ife has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake." -Ernest Hemingway

~"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -Terry Pratchett

~"Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman; it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town." -Steve Martin

~"Sure, I'm incredibly good looking and date hot models..." -That Kia Sedona Commercials (you know the one)

Favorite Fanfiction Quotes: (some are funny and some are suppsoed to be...'meaningful')

~"Even the lovliest flowers have thorns.." -Flower of the Court

~"We were fighting a war that would ultimately be for nothing..."- 'Forsaken' The Immoratl Hunter

~"Nobody fully understands / The deaths of others at my hands / So I don’t see how they forgive / As I remember the life I lived" 'Death Eater' Witchmaster

~"Whoever said that being hated was the worst feeling in the world was obviously never ignored." 'Smirking Lips and Enchanted Eyes' January Rose

~"Bewildered, bemused, befuddled, and aware that they all basically meant the same thing..." 'Denial' January Rose

~"Because, you're a bad person," Sirius explained, patting him on the head. James frowned, ... "You are being punished for not giving your friend's good enough Christmas presents." 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' Procrastinator-starting2moro

~"Sirius yelped and jumped off the bed, transforming in mid-air. He fell on the floor with a loud "oomph" and stared wide-eyed at Remus, who was still looking rather incredulous." 'James's Dirty Little Secret' Giantitis

~"What good is being the perceptive one of the bunch going to do me if I can't see something right in front of my face?" 'The Reluctant Chaser' Mardia

~"Now see here, four against one? Not a very fair fight now is it? But then again, I shouldn't expect less from a group of cowardly weasels and the boy-who-lived-to-be-an-ass." 'After The End' Odi et Amo

~"Fred and George made frequent comments about how they felt disgusted to be a part of a group that was solely comprised of couples. They seriously considered dating each other, but decided they couldn’t cope with homosexuality and incest at the same time. It was too much, Fred said seriously, for even men of their calibre to handle." 'Dusk To Dawn' Padfoot-Lives

Favorite Sparrowisms:

1) "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest...Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid."

2) "But...why is the rum gone!"

3) "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really...except for ELizabeth who is, in fact, a woman."

4)"If you were waiting for the opportune moment...that was it."

5)"Well! I’m actually feeling rather good about this. I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually, ecumenically, gramatically? I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. Elizabeth …it would never have worked between us, darling. I’m sorry. Will...nice hat."

6)"Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you...Funny ol' world, innit?"

7)"'It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible.' Well, it bloody is now." . . . "There'll be no living with her after this."

And finally the best Sparrowism:

8) "But you forgot one thing mate...I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."

Cheers to Jack!

And now for some Lost:

I can't believe that I was nervous about Kate and Sawyer getting togther. As soon as the season started, I was like, thay couple so works.

I also can't beleive that we have to wait 13 WEEKS till lost is on again. Bloody Taye Digs...

What's a profule without something a little CONTROVERSIAL:

Okay, what's the deal? Sure, I'm a good Lynyrd Skynyrd lovin' American, but what's with this anit-abortion thing? Come on! It's the 21st century. Women have the right to choose if they want to have a baby. And while I'm at it, why can't gay people get married? As Carlos Mencia said, "they deserve to suffer like the rest of us."

Radom Crap:

Did you know that Sirius B is the hotter of the two Sirius stars. It's a little bit ironic don't you think...Did J.K. know this?...Hmmm...

Okay you know what I just realized. I don't hate Snape as much as I used to gasp I think that it was because I found out that James was a tiny bit of a git. I've acctually grown quite fond of Snape, despite Jo's warnings. And now, after reading the sixth book, well shit

That's all folks!

Yours Truly,
Sirius's Crazy Chick
A Proud Supporter Of Bush

Thank You :)
Oh, and one more thing,


One More Thing - I have officially forgiven Jo Rowling for the death of my favorite character. I was on her website the other day ( and she said that she had cried when she killed of Sirius. At least she felt bad. And for all you other devestated fans out there, she said he will not be coming back alive. Magic cannot do that. Sorry.

One More One More Thing - Yay! I was right about Bill and Fleur. And then I told my friends Remus and Tonks would be together before I got to that part of the book. :) I'm sooo happy right now.

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Detentions by Sapphire at Dawn reviews
A detention in each class for Sirius and James.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Sirius B., James P.
Made to be Broken by chibiness87 reviews
One plan, up in flames. Spoilers through Passenger in the Oven. T rated for a couple of words/themes.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
A Thread So Fine by MischiefManaged08
An Arabella production: Peter walks the line, and as he wears it thinner, it's only a matter of time before it unravels... A series of drabbles on Peter and Sirius's decisions up to the Potters' deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Peter P., Sirius B.
Black by dancedude09 reviews
I have always hated black to be completely honest, and rightfully so... Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/9/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
After the End by Odi et amo reviews
Half shadowed in darkness, her face was not visible to him, but her crumpled form was... DracoHermione, postwar fic with a depressed and suicidal Draco and an amnesiatic Hermione. PLEASE READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,486 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Those Eyes that Watch Me by Queen of the Scoubies reviews
Have you ever had the feeling that someone is watching you? That their sole attention is focused on you, but you don’t know who they are? I’ve got that right now. Plz R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Marauder's Guide to Life by The Next Marauder reviews
Join the Marauders, as they give you tips to survive in the world!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
Double Trouble: 1993 by Loki Mischeif-Maker reviews
AU. Sirius Black has broken out of Azkaban in search of the rat that landed him there. Regulus Black returned from hiding in France to keep his brother from doing something stupid. There's a conflict of interests, but family has to mean something, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,794 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Smirking Lips and Enchanted Eyes by January Rose reviews
How no one ever caught a glimpse of the selfimportant, immature little boy who sat beneath the black floppy hair, she could never fathom. Why she liked him nonetheless was a greater mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Stubborn Hearts by Ambrille reviews
Please note the characters in this story are purposely not revealed until the end. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
Let Go by EternalOphelia reviews
[OneShot] HGDM song fic to True To Your Heart by Stevie Wonder. Complete fluff, which is so not me, but I had to do it. Haha. Hermione has a crush on Draco and only Ginny and Harry know. But then she lets it slip to him that she fancies him. Could he ever
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A small change by InsanityInside reviews
Kind of AU, only not. The world behind the Veil is just… a world. Only a little different from the one we know. But a small change can have quite a lot of unexpected consequences…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,682 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Forsaken by ThImHu reviews
This is a story based on the views of a Covenant Hunter in the war against Earth. I'm back! I have 18 updated, and will try to get the next up soon. So there you have it! RR.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,084 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 12/3/2004
Steal My Kisses by Mei Queen reviews
Lily is an average girl who makes mistakes. One day, she finds herself kissing James Potter…when she has a boyfriend. This is the story of the choices and consequences following that rash decision.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,159 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I Love Her, I Hate Her by Hikari M666 reviews
COMPLETE James loves Lily. But he hates her too. How can you hate the one person you truly love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,279 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Marauder's Map by The Paisley Pajamas reviews
A short drabble of how the Marauders came up with their name.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Last Letter by InsanityInside reviews
Before his death, Regulus writes his last letter to his brother. A weird little oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Nitwit, Blubber, Oddment & Tweak by Darth Stitch reviews
After the events in HBP, Severus Snape finds himself alone in the house at Spinner's End, with memories of a certain Daft Olde Coote.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Severus S., Albus D.
The Harry Potter Poem by superspunky7 reviews
Books one through six summed up in a poem. If you haven't read them, it wont make sense. just something silly that takes two minutes to read. Review
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
The Reluctant Chaser by Mardia reviews
When the Gryffindor team finds an amazing Chaser, they're thrilled. To their horror, she refuses to play...FINISHED. No, for real. PreOotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,700 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Like Night by DyingRoses reviews
This is the story of the unbreakable Black sisters: Bellatrix, Narcissa, and Andromeda. And what exactly broke them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L.
Promises were made to be broken by silverserenity1 reviews
Sequel to falling for the opposite sex! I changed the title of the story. Summary: Everyone breaks a promise at one point in their lives. What if a group of people had no idea that the promises they broke would change their lives...and not only for the go
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,460 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 5/3/2004
Opposite Day! by Lara Potter reviews
Chapter 4 is UP! OPPOSITE DAY WITH THE MARAUDERS! And Lily and Bella too:) Read and Review, my pets! I heart you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 4/21/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
Living In The Past by Bronze Warlock reviews
Snape and Dumbledore have a chat after the OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2005
Something to Die For by Mari Grem reviews
Each chapter stands alone. What each character really thinks, and how they really feel about life, love, eachother, death, and dying. This is not a prequel or a series. I deleted its sequel! PLease Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 9,898 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 11/29/2004
New Kind of Adventure by Loopy Darling reviews
James has been thinking about his future, and little George Weasley makes him think... IT. What is IT, not even Sirius can figure it out. A cute little oneshot NO SLASH, JL love conversation between Padfoot and Prongs
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Living in the Past by Hobbitfeatures reviews
Sirius Black has been wrongly imprisoned in Azkaban. He doesn't want to remember the past, but he cannot stop himself...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Sirius B.
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Wind's Eye by Aithne reviews
Sequel to "The Winds of Change". With Jack and Will accused of Norrington's death and not a shred of evidence to prove them innocent, it is up to friends, new and old, to save their lives. That is, if those friends can avoid turning against each other.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,850 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004
Lupin's Lair by Sorceress reviews
Novel-length post-GoF fic, still under construction, featuring Remus, Sirius, Angelina, Moody, Snape, (to name a few) Aurors; broomsticks, portkeys; St. Mungo's, Diagon Alley, The Leaky Cauldron; explosions, Death Eaters, car chases, rabbit chases & chaos
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 163,519 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 10/16/2000
Living in the Past by Delleve reviews
Remus Lupin wants to forget the present. He wants the past back when he had all of his friends and Voldemort was not at power. What happens when he gets his wish? Will he ever want to come back?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Remus L.
Falling for the opposite sex by silverserenity1 reviews
The last chapter is up! Read Read Read and Review to let me know what you think. At the end of the chapter there is infor about the sequel! Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,976 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2004 - Published: 4/2/2003
Muggle Studies Homework: The Survey by MistyStarlight reviews
I'm not good at this. You will get the idea quick.CH 5 up
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 6/29/2003
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Winds of Change by Aithne reviews
Will's life is hanging by a thread. Elizabeth is violently ill. Barbossa and his motley crew are back along with the curse. Millions of souls could be damned. That leaves Captain Jack Sparrow to save the day...if he can manage to stay alive.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,469 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003
Ode to the Hotness Before Harry by Aramis et Athos reviews
The Marauders in less than 200 words. And they said it couldn't be done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/18/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
The Doll Army by FernWithy reviews
Six year old Dora Tonks gets a visit from three Marauders, and her dolls get a new mission in life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Remus L.
Mourn by Abigail-Nicole reviews
A mourn for our favorite Marauder--Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B. - Complete
Cruel Beauty by cashew reviews
AU When Ginny was six her parents died and she was left in the care of a cold and cruel aunt. Under revision, read at your own risk
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,716 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Day the Marauders Died by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Parody of American Pie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My Funny Valentine by Meg4 reviews
Fleur wants to prove what she is made of, especially to a sarcastic Oliver Wood. Thank You all for Reading! Please R/R Chapter 25 is up!*Completed*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,317 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2003 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Fleur D. - Complete
Under The Mistletoe by Mardia reviews
L/J-that's all I seem to be writing these days, huh? A certain redhead is caught under the mistletoe and disaster ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Death Eater by Witchmaster reviews
Severus Snape's View on his life as a Death Eater. Short little poem, kinda spur of the moment. First Fanfic, please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2002 - Severus S.
Living in the Past by Snowlily reviews
Arabella Figg -the mistress of disguise- still can’t get over the fact that Sirius killed the Potters. But when Sirius pays her a visit and he tells her the truth about that night, Arabella doesn’t know what to think. (Updated by Abigail Nicole)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/28/2001 - Sirius B.
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Muggle Studies reviews
A MWPP story. In their seventh year, the Marauders and co attend a muggle school. Why? Because sexual tension is so much more fun without adult supervision of course! There's love/hate all around, and a tinge of the smutty for fun. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,405 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Defense Against the Dark Arts reviews
Dumbledore has a chat with Snape about the Defense Against the Dark Arts job. Please RR! FINISH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Padfoot's Little Revenge reviews
Sequel to: Padfoot's Little Adventure...Sirius goes back to Hogsmeade to reek havoc on all the people that had him in the pound. Please RR! FINISH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
Padfoots Little Adventure reviews
Padfoot goes off alone. Marauders save him. James get teased. RRFinish
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2002 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete