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Joined 01-23-11, id: 2717769, Profile Updated: 12-28-11
Author has written 8 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Alex Rider, and Kane Chronicles.

So, Internet, this is me. Chick With Brains! I am no good at writing out information about myself on profiles. Just a helpful little warning.

Hey there. Thanks for visiting my profile! My name is Chick With Brains. Like I would tell you my real name. If you want a real name, though, you can call me Tally Raye Chase. ]

I just deleted a lot of my copy-and-pastes in the hopes of creating a shorter profile. If you came here looking for stuff to copy and paste, don't worry, I kept my favorite ones. :D

Favorites:
Books- PJO, Alex Rider, Uglies, Gone, Maximum Ride, Kane Chronicles (I'm sure there are many others, but those are the main ones.)
Movies- THOR (trust me, it deserves the all-caps), any other Marvel superhero movie, Tron: Legacy, Percy Jackson movie
Food- Pizza all the way. :D
Song- There are waaay too many. :P
Smiley- This guy right here. : ]
Quote- Read a PJO book and you'll know 90% of my favorite quotes already.
FF Stories and Authors- There is a LIST at the end of my profile, Einstein! :P

Check out my FictionPress! Actually, since I might not ever write anything there, check out my deviantArt instead! :D Warning: I am NOT good at art. :P And if you see me over there fangirling over a certain actor named Tom Hiddleston, that's perfectly normal for me and no, I am not as crazy as I sound!

I made my avatar at . What can I say? It's fun, cute, and FREE. Can't beat that!

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You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!
You say Bella and Edward, I say Percy and Annabeth!
You say Team Edward, I say Team Percy!
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Forks, I say Camp HB!
BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!
PERCY JACKSON PWNZ!

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

Children of rival gods can fall in love.

No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.

Math teachers really are evil.

Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

Elvis was a magician. No, really.

Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

Hieroglyphics are fun to read.

A god of toilet paper can actualy be really cool.

Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.


You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (if my parents let me, i would)

You write fanfictions about the book. (well, duh)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Yeah! ALL THE TIME)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (not really. good idea though...)

Everything reminds you of the book.(uh, yeah...*sinks down in seat*)

You quote random lines all the time.(yes)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (no)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (in my head)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (No, but that actually sounds like a good idea...)

You've got a book memorized. (Yup, I quote PJO from memory.)

You've read a book more than five times. (YES!!!)

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (yes.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (no. I understand that sometimes, it's necessary to kill a character)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (No. I wouldn't do that to Annabeth, no matter how hot Percy is!)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yes)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (YES)

Your idol is a character from a book. (yeah. while everyone else has sports stars or celebrity role models, i look up to book characters and authors.)

You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times copy and paste this on your profile. YEAH!!! EVERY DAY!!! AND THEN MY BOOKS GET TAKEN AWAY BY THE TEACHER!!! :(

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. (I'm not "way too excited" for The Hunger Games and The Avengers! Thinking up ways to create a time machine so I can get to March 23 and May 4 faster is totally normal for me!)

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you take it as a compliment when people call you a nerd, copy this into your profile.

"He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically.
“Green grass breaks through snow.
Artemis pleads for my help.
I am so cool.”

He grinned at us, waiting for applause.
"That last line was four syllables.” Artemis said.
Apollo frowned. “Was it?”
“Yes. What about I am so bigheaded?”
“No, no, that’s six syllable, hhhm.” He started muttering to himself.
Zoe Nightshade turned to us. “Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Japan. Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I’d had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a godess from Sparta-"
“I’ve got it!” Apollo announced. “I am so awesome. That’s five syllables!” He bowed, looking very pleased with himself."-Artemis, Apollo, and Zoe

"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom." I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."-Zoe, Thalia, Percy, and Grover


PJO quiz: Find your godly parent. You know you want to try it. :D

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobic
You're never afraid during thunderstorms.

2/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic

2/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

3/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

1/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President. (Nope, the world would most likely explode with me as President. Athena could do it, though. Hey Mom, whatcha think about running for President? ;) )
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

7/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

2/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. (The ones that I go to school with, anyway. Bunch of immature five-year-olds. :P)
A deer is one of your favorite animals.
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

4/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” (Cuz the party don't start till I walk in... LOL)
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (I need to find out what I look like somehow!)

1/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

1/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is never bad.

0/10

So, I'm most definitely a child of Athena. Officially!


The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

The Kane Chronicles Pledge (written by yours truly)

I promise to remember Carter

When I travel far away

I promise to remember Sadie

When I have something sarcastic to say

I promise to remember Desjardins

When someone doesn't fight fair

I promise to remember Amos

When someone has beads in their hair

I promise to remember Iskandar

When I see someone very old

I promise to remember Bast

When I see cat's eyes that are gold

I promise to remember Horus

When I see a beautiful bird

I promise to remember Isis

Whenever strange voices are heard

I promise to remember Set

When someone is clever and sly

I promise to remember Anubis

When a cute boy catches my eye

I promise to remember Zia

When I see someone working magic

I promise to remember Julius Kane

When someone's life is tragic

I promise to remember Ruby Kane

When someone I love is gone

And whenever I read The Red Pyramid

I'll always remember this song.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

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If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

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Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.

My sister has the best sister.

Bubble wrap amuses me.

Live Long and Prosper. -Spock

(rah)² (ah)³ + ([roma (1+ma)] + (ga)² + (ooh)(la)² = bad romance. Copy & Paste it if you get it :)

A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile (It's as obvious as it gets!!!!!!!)

"Duct tape is like 'the Force'. It has a dark side, and a light side, and it holds the universe together" -Adam Savage from Mythbusters

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam Savage

"Am I missing an eyebrow?" -Adam Savage

COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!

Copy and paste if you think my mom Athena is the coolest goddess there is! (Remember that, if you don't, you make her daughter angry... ;-))

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that know they're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

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R-reaching

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Don't be a hater!

Just because she once liked Percy doesn't make her the worst girl in the series! If you think people should stop hating on Rachel Dare, copy and paste.

RANDOM CRAZY SAYINGS

"This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob."

"Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb."

"Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"

"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

"Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs."

"A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws."

"Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?"

"I ran with scissors, and lived!"

"Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?"

"Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot."

"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!"

"I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?"

"Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM!
Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream."

"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said."

"Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?"

"If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :)"

"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."

How To Know If You Are A Child Of Athena

You look at a building and think it would look better if you designed it.

People no longer play Trivial Pursuit, Scrabble, or checkers against you because they know you will kick their butts.

You're afraid of spiders. Very afraid.

You solve Sudoku puzzles and actually enjoy it.

When you played hide-and-seek as a kid, you strategically planned out the best places to look or hide.

Same thing for tag, Capture the Flag, etc.

When your kindergarten friends were building dollhouses out of plastic blocks, you were making a scale model of the Colosseum.

You watch National Geographic or History Channel for fun and want to slap people who say it's stupid.

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Trick or Treat by Vivid Tear reviews
Three words: Trick. Or. Treat. Trick-or-treating at Camp Half-Blood is never normal. But then again, when IS it normal? This is exactly what happens on the 31st of October. Well, usually.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
Letters of Love by HAWTgeek reviews
When your world is being turned upside down constantly, you need to write someone, even if they never get the letter, especially Demigods. From goodbye letters, the sweetest of love letters, and the saddest of longing letters, they are all still letters of love... -Characters from PJO and HoO-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 12/16/2010
Vulnerable by DearCassius reviews
The Avengers have been defeated and are now suffering in their various prisons. Earth has fallen under the command of a ruthless dictator. But even when all hope seems lost, a whisper of a rebellion finds its way to the surface. Sequel to "Vindicated".
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,701 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Loki, Thor
Awkward IMs by iluv2smile reviews
Sometimes, Iris Messages appear at the most inconvenient times...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 6/24/2011
Gods are annoying neighbors by thx80 reviews
Being a counselor can be hard.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 8,693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011
Beautiful Distraction by K.D. Sparrow reviews
Penny Holden is considered a 'dangerous person', and therefore is under the surveillance of S.H.I.E.L.D, which causes her to lie to her friends. And her life may also be in danger, and all because of a certain god of mischief. Follows 'Spaceman'
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,324 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - [Loki, OC] - Complete
Persephone Files For Divorce by I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly reviews
One fine day, Persephone decides to file for divorce. Zeus ends up becoming the judge of the madhouse-erm, court. Athena and Hera battle it out, lawyer-style. Aphy is betting, Hades is sleeping, Demeter is swearing and Zeus just wants something for his migraine. 100% pure crack. Re-revamped. Complete. [Now in Italian!]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Mirrors by DearCassius reviews
Liam Watson wasn't expecting much when he and his father moved from London to an American city. And he definitely wasn't expecting to share a locker with his dad's dead best friend's eccentric and rude daughter- but after all, like father, like son.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,113 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
Loki by thefireplanet reviews
In which Loki is banished instead of Thor, the God of Thunder takes the throne, Asgard falls to war, and the God of Mischief and Lies becomes, well—speechless.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,647 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Loki - Complete
Perry Johanneson and the Toothbrush Thief by RedcurrantSmoothie reviews
When somebody steals Zeus' favourite toothbrush, poor Perry Johanneson is blamed. Can Perry and his friends Hannabette Face and Rover Overwood find it before it's too late? Parody of the Lightning Thief.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,245 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Things Left Unsaid by Corgin reviews
After months of guarding the Bifröst landing site for any signs of Thor, finally Darcy gets to see something interesting happen. Jane doesn't take too kindly to their newly landed guest, and Darcy just can't seem to figure out what's to hate.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,489 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
What Happened to December? by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
Jason Grace. The boy who captured her heart, then broke it within six months. The son of Jupiter toyed with Piper's feelings, then ditched her for Reyna Hassinger, daughter of Apollo. ON PERMANENT HIATUS.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010
The First by tweekthetwitch13 reviews
A worn out, near adult, Sadie is spending some time in Egypt for R&R, when an uninvited house guest pops up. Set brings chaos, but that's nothing new. Though some of the things he says might be. Sadie makes her choice in the worst situation.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,093 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sadie K., Set
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On Mount Olympus by Taayluur reviews
"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hermes - Complete
My Favorite Time of the Day by Athena Goddess of the Wise reviews
One-shot Camp Half-Blood fluffs based on different times of the day. Includes: Percabeth, Tratie, Jasper, Peo, Nyssa/Will, Pollux/Miranda, Reyna/Leo, Hank, Thalico, Leo/Hazel. I will take couple ideas, so leave one if you want, except no Luke/Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011
Dear FanFiction Writers, by Taayluur reviews
The PJATO characters write "Strongly worded letters" to the fanfiction writers...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Vindicated by DearCassius reviews
Ande Hanson is sick of watching her world crumble around her. In a moment of sheer desperation, she joins Earth's mightiest heroes. But can she stay strong in her fight for justice- even if it means going up against her best friend? Sequel to "Grounded".
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,884 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
PJO Couples on Crack by bubbly chick reviews
Hipster couples. Couples you've never heard of. 'Heartwarming' moments between PJO couples that would never last and hopefully won't happen.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011
The Ultimate Truth or Dare Challenge by livingondaydreams reviews
When HephaestusTV's ratings plummet, it needs a new show fast. What do they come up with? The Ultimate Truth or Dare Challenge. The hitch? The demigods don't know it's a game. Temporarily abandoned story. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Rain drops by Shawnemelissa reviews
Darcy wants to do something but Loki says no. Very short. One-shot.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Why I hate Surprises by bookwormygirl reviews
Alex Rider thought he knew it all as a teenage spy. But he never thought that he was a son of a greek immortal... Takes place after "the Last Olympian" and "SCORPIA"
Crossover - Alex Rider & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub
The Friend of a Friend by HecateA reviews
How Ella and Tyson met in Vancouver, and how first impressions circled. Blooming romance at work.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Ella, Tyson - Complete
Anything But Normal by bubble drizzles reviews
Kidnapped once again. But this time, the threat is different. Julie Sparks was your average 13 year old girl. Hung out with friends, talked about that cute boy, and thought her life was boring. Oh, how things changed. DISCONTINUED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,335 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Emily Z., Artemis
Runaway by LikeItLikeThat12 reviews
Zia Rashid is the president's daughter. Does she like it? No. So she decides to runaway,everything was fine until she meets him. None other than Carter Kane! Now she must be a normal teen to protect her identity, but will she fall in love with him?
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Carter K., Zia
100 Things Max Would Never Let Us Do by thenomnomkitty reviews
If Max suddenly slacked off in her leaderness, what would happen to the Flock? Join Fang, Iggy, Dylan, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel, as they push the limits of Max's patience. T for mild language and situations, and who knows what my mind will churn out?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011
What She's Caught Him Doing by KisstheRain14 reviews
"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing." Six things that Pepper Potts walked in on that she'll never, ever forget, whether she wants to or not. /pre-movies, hinted Tony x Pepper/
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/28/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Caffeine by StringynKel reviews
Not meant to be taken seriously at all. Loki has almost no caffeine tolerance.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
A New Change by freezingpizza14 reviews
A good seven to eight chapters of how Calypso and Leo fall in love after Calypso goes to camp to see Percy is dating Annabeth. Theres lots of Percabeth too, I promise. *Percabeth/Caleo* And why I named it 'A New Change,' IDK!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,452 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Calypso, Leo V. - Complete
Blues Brothers by Dogmatix reviews
What if Loki wasn't the only baby Odin had taken?
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Thor, Loki
Baseballpoint by madri reviews
In a world that is beyond their control, two kindred spirits find one another in the dark.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Complete
Somewhere In The Midst by Christy Tortland reviews
Jane plays matchmaker with the Avengers. However, she's got her own issues - like a flirty neighbor after Thor, and that little thing called being very pregnant. Part of the "Somewhere in Between" series. Oneshot.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
10Tens by Epitome of Randomness reviews
A collection of oneshots. Multiple pairings, but mostly Dalek. Features Everybody Wants Deryn Sharp, the Ten Songs Challenge, Ten Ways To Tell Everyone You're A Girl, Ten Crossovers, Ten Kisses and Ten Ways To Say I Love You. COMPLETE.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,991 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Deryn S., Alek F. - Complete
Somewhere In The End by Christy Tortland reviews
Thor challenges the Avengers to a game of Dance Dance Revolution, or the "war dance of revolution." But Jane's got something a little important to tell her husband... Sequel to "Somewhere in Between" and "Somewhere in the Middle."
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
The Short Immortal Life of Bianca di Angelo by Kittycat32 reviews
Dive into the life of Bianca di Angelo as she finds out what her life really is. This is the story through Bianca's eyes, her feelings, her thoughts, the reasons behind her heroic actions. After all, a daughter of the Big Three and a hunter deserves a say
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,922 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Bianca A., Nico A. - Complete
How Do I Say I Love You? by shortcurlytop99 reviews
set after lies: Will she pluck up the courage? Will she even know what to say? Her words always seem to be drowned out by the rapid beating of her heart. How hard could it be to say I love you?
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Dekka, Lana L. - Complete
Grounded by DearCassius reviews
Thor and Loki haven't been getting along lately and it's really wearing on Odin's nerves. As a punishment, he sends them to Earth to attend a mortal school. But when a dangerous new threat arises, will they be able to learn the real value of brotherhood?
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,919 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Demigod Files Extended by AthenaKidd reviews
Ayo! I've had this idea for a very long time. This is basically all the events in PJO and HOO that have been mentioned, but not necessarily explained. Formally called The Secret Files of Camp Half-Blood. R&R and God bless! :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,482 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011
Knife by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Because no matter how hard the Red-Haired Wonder tries, she'll never be good enough for the boy in black. The ten lies detailing the short relationship between Nick and Lissa.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Lissa, Fang - Complete
Spaceman by K.D. Sparrow reviews
Penny Holden is having a bad day, and then her ex is hit by a man who fell from the sky. Without realizing it Penny becomes hoplessly tangled in the web of one dashing god of mischief. Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,571 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - [Loki, OC] - Complete
Somewhere In The Middle by Christy Tortland reviews
Thor challenges Loki to a game of Dance Dance Revolution, or the "war dance of revolution." But Jane just wants to eat her pasta. Sequel to "Somewhere In Between."
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
The Night Before Twilight or A Twihater's Lament by zenxander reviews
Just a parody of the Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer. All of it, not just one book.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
OOC TKC 2 by C00K13 QU33N reviews
FINISHED! Yes, there's a second one! Anubis, Julius, Sadie, and Set are having to share a underworld house as Set needs a place to crash for the godly meeting and Sadie needs to keep an eye on him...this won't end well.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,828 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Anubis, Dr. Julius Kane - Complete
Compassion by mslupin21 reviews
"To have compassion for someone is to suffer with them—what they're suffering with, whether that's pain, or grief, or addiction, or poverty, or illness, or even happiness, you can have compassion for someone's happiness I suppose." Loki/OC, AU
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,781 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Loki
Helmethead by Tickle2Kill reviews
They gathered all together and sat them side-by-side, but chosing whose was biggest was too hard to decide. Reviews welcome!
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Loki, Sif - Complete
Far to Nowhere by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. He still calls her mother. In his head and in his heart.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Loki - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Face Down by MissMatched14 reviews
"Face down in the dirt, she says, this doesn't hurt..." Songfic about what happens when Percy and Annabeth break up, and the next summer Annabeth comes back with a new boyfriend. But then, Percy sees something he shouldn't have. Bad summary. Sorry.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,148 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
In This Together by KibaKibbles reviews
17-year old Zia and Carter are in for a surprise after a night of bliss, whether they like it or not. Rated T for subject. Contest entry for Animal Charmer 11's contest. FINISHED!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,178 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Zia, Carter K. - Complete
Dear Wired Magazine by seriousish reviews
I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me But… If people who work with computers have funny ideas about dating, imagine what someone who lives inside one would think. SamXQuorra
Tron - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,525 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sam Flynn, Quorra - Complete
Oh the sappiness of it all! by reboo345 reviews
Don't you just love overused couples like Percabeth, couples that fans made up because we needed more PJO couples like Tratie, and just plain weird couples like Thalico? Well I don't. Rated T just in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Thalia G., Nico A.
Hubby by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews
Miggy. Angel's Voice imparts some information that proves to have… interesting results. "Max, you shouldn't strangle your future husband with a Pillow Pet. Especially since he's gonna need his mouth for kissing you later." One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Best Friends from A to Z by Got WhateverItTakes reviews
A series of 26 Best Friend One-shots of Annabeth and Percy, all the way from A to Z.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,176 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Hello, Operator? by iftheworldwasonfire reviews
A bunch of phone messages I made up about the various characters of GONE. Rated T for mentions of drugs.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
A Case of Mistaken Identity by Non Malum reviews
Sadie walks down one day drowsy and blurry eyed, what happens when she 'sees' a teenage Set at the table that looks alot like Anubis.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Set, Sadie K.
Mine by AthenaKidd reviews
Okay, This is a songfic I wrote earlier when I woke up. It matches Percy and Annabeth soooo well that I'm surprised that I haven't seen it yet! ALL TAYLOR SWIFT FANS MUST READ!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Those Things Some Books Don't Tell You by Starberry-Cupcake reviews
Rapunzel's perspective on her relationship with Flynn changes when she finds out the level of 'intimacy' a couple can have and wonders: does Flynn consider her 'sexy? She might just have to ask him...
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Orion's Hat by Cap'NCupcake reviews
Travis teaches Katie about some of the constellations . . . kind of. Travis/Katie one-shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Half an Inch by Aspen Starlight reviews
Half an inch. That was all it took for everything to change. For better, or for worse? He didn't have an answer. *Spoilers for Scorpia Rising*
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Facebook by waterpoloplayer reviews
The Percy Jackson books told through Facebook! Hilarity shall ensure!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Percy J.
Percy Jackson and The Olympians: Annabeth's Story by Kittycat32 reviews
Well Seaweed Brain has told his side of the story. But doesn't the daughter of Athena deserve a say in what happened? How would you feel if you were Athena's daughter and got no credit? Whether Percy likes it or not, my side is important too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,151 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Kronos The Failure by 00000xXxX reviews
This is a short song i made about Kronos! It is to the tune of Frost the Snowman!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kronos - Complete
OOC TKC by C00K13 QU33N reviews
Take Anubis, Horus, Julius, and an evil bunny. Now add Anubis having pictures of Sadie, Horus being a freak, and Julius acting like an idiot. Now ya got OOC TKC.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Anubis - Complete
You and Me, Truth or Dare by amillionsmiles reviews
Sadie and Anubis are left alone bored one day. With the Feather of Truth, they start a game of Truth or Dare. Needless to say, Sadie ends up regretting it, while Anubis is, to her mind, as infuriating as ever. One-shot.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
So you want to be a demigod? by TheMagicConch reviews
This is what Chiron makes when he gets tired of showing the new demigods the orientation video. He just gives them this packet. Read on to find out! One-shot. ME NO OWN PJO. Jeez. Rick Riordan does...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
10 Things You Didn't Know by CunningMascara reviews
You think you know them. You don't. A list of things unknown.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 3/13/2008
Learn by pajamasecrets reviews
Anubis shows Sadie what he's learned about modern courtship rituals.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
Will You Marry Me? by GranuailesDance1057 reviews
Sam watched Quorra stare at him with her usual intensity and curiosity. It had been less than two weeks since her first breath of the real world, and she was already asking far more awkward questions than he had expected. Way awkward.
Tron - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Quorra, Sam Flynn - Complete
Haiku by Apollo by HiThereSmiley reviews
Ten haiku- apparently haiku is the plural of haiku- by Apollo... 'Cause he's the best poet ever, right? Of course! I don't own anything 'cept word arrangement, with help of Reptile Princess. Read, review, or even flame! I wanna know which is... "best"!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Apollo - Complete
The Pros and Cons of Alex Rider by Seph's Madisen Moss reviews
Have you ever considered the pros and cons of Alex Rider. Look no further and anyway I am humoring myself and saying it's funny.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Best Boyfriend by E. M. Zeray reviews
Companion to "The Best Girlfriend." When asked about what makes Percy such a good boyfriend, Annabeth reflects on the little things he does that makes him the best boyfriend.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Magical Properties of Twix by thecivilunrest reviews
After all, it started with a Twix bar. Travis/Katie
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Finding Rick Riordan by CrayolaMarkers reviews
Finally, Percy gets to go on that "not-date" to the movies with Annabeth. Then a new trailer starts to play: The Lightning Thief. Their harmless trip to the movies turns into a quest to find and interrogate the one man who knows so much about their lives.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,494 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
New Year by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Rachel hates her father's New Year's Eve parties. Until Apollo comes to fix it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Rachel D., Apollo - Complete
The Best Girlfriend by E. M. Zeray reviews
All of the things that made Annabeth not a good girlfriend, but the best girlfriend. Percabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Speak Now by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
"Look, I'm not really the kind of girl who should be crashing a wedding. It's honestly absurd. But this is an exception. I couldn't let Jason marry Reyna. I'm sorry, but I couldn't."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Dear Diary by percabeth777 reviews
Percy, back from celebrating his birthday, is not expecting things to be normal at camp. However, when he finds Annabeth's Diary and discovers what each page holds, nothing will ever be the same again as every word unravels new meaning. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,301 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
So You Wanna Be A PJO Fanfiction Writer by Mulligatawny reviews
Hello there! Do you want to write the best Percabeth oneshot this side of the River Styx? Do you want to be the expert on Tratie? Maybe you want to write the best fic ending ever. Well, don't worry! It's all in this handy-dandy guide! Results may vary.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Complete
Nine Months by lulu halulu reviews
Annabeth finds out that she's pregnant. How will Percy deal with his super-scary demi-god wife? This is the life of Percy and Annabeth through the nine months that she's pregnant. Percabeth PercyxAnnabeth, ChrisxClarisse and slight GroverxJuniper
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,013 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The 12 Days of Christmas by Non Malum reviews
A little hour long story I worked on for some humor. This if you haven't yet guessed, is a 12 days of Christmas song. Including, Sadie, Carter, Anubis, Horus, Isis, Amos, Osiris, Zia, Nephthys, Desjardins, Set and Caliga OC
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
Heroes of Olympus: The Son of Neptune by DemonicxAngel reviews
My version of the 2nd book. Percy Jackson enters the Legion Camp by accident. He has no idea who he is, or what powers he holds within. But one thing is for certain: He must take his responsibility as a hero. NOTE/discontinued project from 7th grade/
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 2586 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Percy J.
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8205 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
A Bad Girl's Lament by Hyperactive Lioness reviews
Diana and Caine need some relationship counseling, and during a session, Diana lets slip a little secret... But after all, a bad girl like Diana always has a motive for those things she "lets slip". Just a bit of humor!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Diana L., Drake M. - Complete
The GONE Lover's Promise by Hyperactive Lioness reviews
A funny little poem... If you love "GONE" then you should probably read this! And yes, I was bored.
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
100 Ways to Annoy Kronos by lightatmidnight reviews
Same as the title says, 100 hilarious ways to annoy Kronos.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Kronos - Complete
FAYZbook by Hyperactive Lioness reviews
What would happen if 'Gone' was told through the character's facebook now "FAYZbook" updates? Find out here!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009
An Establishment by prone2dementia reviews
The world finds out the truth about Alex – not through the writings of a nosy reporter, not through the actions of a vengeful crime syndicate, not through the protests of a guilty government – but through the admission of MI6. A tale told by negations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Only Exception by Lambbaby reviews
You pull away, tell yourself that you can’t, tell him that you can’t because you promised, you swore you wouldn’t.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
Fourteen by Aphrodite100 reviews
Five times Nico saw her. Only once did he realized he liked her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Nico A., Rachel D. - Complete
Visits of a Godly Sort by FieryBrunette reviews
If there's anything Aphrodite adores, it's an awesome love story to meddle with. Which seems to be the exact reason she will not leave Annabeth Chase alone until the girl fesses up about her own love troubles with Percy Jackson...Percabeth! R&R please?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Annabeth C., Aphrodite - Complete
An Epic Proposal by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Tonight is the night. Percy is going to ask Annabeth to marry him and nothing will stop him. Hopefully.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
51 Things that Connor Stoll is not allowed to do by Clara Fonteyn reviews
Camp has published their next rule book-especially for Connor Stoll...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
51 Things that Travis Stoll is not allowed to do by Clara Fonteyn reviews
Travis has gone one trick too far...now all of camp has decided to write a list of 51 things he cannot do, much as he may want to...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Accident by Clara Fonteyn reviews
Annabeth is in an accident. After she contracts a fatal disease, Grover, Annabeth and Percy have to go on a terrifing/humorous race against time. Percabeth promised! No more Twilight, even though there wasn't much to begin with. Rated T to be safe.B4 TLO!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,364 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Adventures of Hydrogen Bond by The Feral Candy Cane reviews
Formerly "Daydream Drabbles". Some chapters written by True Colours. All input welcome! Chapter 7: Normal Boy - Alex has a good day at school.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009
Different, yet so similar part 1 by IluthraDanar reviews
Spock enters Star Fleet Academy, and finds his new roommate is not what he expected. Will the mismatched couple defy the odds and make it work?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,872 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Spock - Complete
Never Attend an Aphrodite Sleepover by ardj18 reviews
Annabeth finds herself trapped at an Aphrodite cabin sleepover, playing, you guessed it, truth or dare. songfic to I Won't Say I'm In Love from Hercules. please review
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Round About Way by greenconverses reviews
Rachel ambushes Percy when he least expects it on the first day of school, and asks for an unusual favor. Slight Rachel/Percy undertones, set between BoTL and TLO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Percy J., Rachel D. - Complete
We Used To Talk by Suppi-chan reviews
Spock and Spock Prime strike up a friendship, that almost has nothing to do with James T Kirk at all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Spock, Spock Prime - Complete
Twinkle, Twinkle, Twilight by Aish Sheva reviews
A series of poems about characters from Twilight to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star". Edward/Bella/Rensmee/Twilight bashing within. You've been warned. :D Flames are most definitely accepted.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
123 Ways to Annoy My Band Director by NicestSpawnOfSatanYouNeverMet reviews
Ever wondered the perfect way to annoy your band director? Well, here is the perfect list of 123 creative and funny ways to drive them to insanity! A must read for all band-geeks
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
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Happy Birthday? reviews
So, Apollo messed up and forgot to give Artemis a birthday present. Can he come up with something in time? Random little one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
Keeping the Faith reviews
Faith's life has never been ordinary, and it just gets stranger after coming to camp. Add in a kidnapped camper, an important quest, and the fact that she might not be just an ordinary demigod, and what do you get? One big adventure. R and R, please!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,476 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011
Deja Vu reviews
Post-Throne of Fire. Zia agrees to go on that date at the mall with Carter, as long as nothing romantic happens between them. However, today they won't be staying "just friends" for long. Zarter! For Animal Charmer 11's contest.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Carter K., Zia - Complete
Annoying the Demigods 101 reviews
Travis and Connor, the half-blood experts on being annoying, tell you how to annoy all your favorite campers. Today, Nico! Review, flame, favorite, anything! Over 100 reviews says it's probably worth reading! Thanks to all my R&Rers, you rock!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Travis S., Connor S.
The Poetry Reading of Doom reviews
A random story involving two immortal twins and some very bad haikus. Enjoy! R & R! I don't own PJO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
The Problem With Amnesia reviews
"Listen, I don't care who you are or what you want. I refuse to believe that I'm your spy." An alternate ending to Crocodile Tears. Warning: spoilers! R & R! T for violence and just to be safe.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Alex R./Cub
The Kane Chronicles Pledge reviews
This is a pledge I wrote based on the other book pledges on people's profiles. Are you a Kane Chronicles fan? Take the pledge! R&R!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
Percy, You Belong With Me reviews
Annabeth thinks about Percy and Rachel, then gets her chance to say how she feels. Percabeth fluff. Warning: kinda OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
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