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You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan
Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.
Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.
The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
Children of rival gods can fall in love.
No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.
Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.
Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.
Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.
Math teachers really are evil.
Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)
It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
Elvis was a magician. No, really.
Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
Hieroglyphics are fun to read.
A god of toilet paper can actualy be really cool.
Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.
If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!)
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (if my parents let me, i would)
You write fanfictions about the book. (well, duh)
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Yeah! ALL THE TIME)
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (not really. good idea though...)
Everything reminds you of the book.(uh, yeah...*sinks down in seat*)
You quote random lines all the time.(yes)
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (no)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (in my head)
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (No, but that actually sounds like a good idea...)
You've got a book memorized. (Yup, I quote PJO from memory.)
You've read a book more than five times. (YES!!!)
You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (yes.)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (no. I understand that sometimes, it's necessary to kill a character)
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (No. I wouldn't do that to Annabeth, no matter how hot Percy is!)
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yes)
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (YES)
Your idol is a character from a book. (yeah. while everyone else has sports stars or celebrity role models, i look up to book characters and authors.)
You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times copy and paste this on your profile. YEAH!!! EVERY DAY!!! AND THEN MY BOOKS GET TAKEN AWAY BY THE TEACHER!!! :(
If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. (I'm not "way too excited" for The Hunger Games and The Avengers! Thinking up ways to create a time machine so I can get to March 23 and May 4 faster is totally normal for me!)
92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
If you take it as a compliment when people call you a nerd, copy this into your profile.
"He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically.
He grinned at us, waiting for applause.
"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
PJO quiz: Find your godly parent. You know you want to try it. :D
You like being in charge.
You feel at home in the water.
You’re not that much of a people person.
You own a garden.
You often start fights.
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re very creative and artistic.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general. (The ones that I go to school with, anyway. Bunch of immature five-year-olds. :P)
You have a way with tools.
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re the life of the party.
So, I'm most definitely a child of Athena. Officially!
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
The Kane Chronicles Pledge (written by yours truly)
I promise to remember Carter
When I travel far away
I promise to remember Sadie
When I have something sarcastic to say
I promise to remember Desjardins
When someone doesn't fight fair
I promise to remember Amos
When someone has beads in their hair
I promise to remember Iskandar
When I see someone very old
I promise to remember Bast
When I see cat's eyes that are gold
I promise to remember Horus
When I see a beautiful bird
I promise to remember Isis
Whenever strange voices are heard
I promise to remember Set
When someone is clever and sly
I promise to remember Anubis
When a cute boy catches my eye
I promise to remember Zia
When I see someone working magic
I promise to remember Julius Kane
When someone's life is tragic
I promise to remember Ruby Kane
When someone I love is gone
And whenever I read The Red Pyramid
I'll always remember this song.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :)
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
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If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
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Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.
My sister has the best sister.
Bubble wrap amuses me.
Live Long and Prosper. -Spock
(rah)² (ah)³ + ([roma (1+ma)] + (ga)² + (ooh)(la)² = bad romance. Copy & Paste it if you get it :)
A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile (It's as obvious as it gets!!!!!!!)
"Duct tape is like 'the Force'. It has a dark side, and a light side, and it holds the universe together" -Adam Savage from Mythbusters
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam Savage
"Am I missing an eyebrow?" -Adam Savage
COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!
Copy and paste if you think my mom Athena is the coolest goddess there is! (Remember that, if you don't, you make her daughter angry... ;-))
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that know they're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.
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Don't be a hater!
Just because she once liked Percy doesn't make her the worst girl in the series! If you think people should stop hating on Rachel Dare, copy and paste.
RANDOM CRAZY SAYINGS
"This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob."
"Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb."
"Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up."
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs."
"A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws."
"Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?"
"I ran with scissors, and lived!"
"Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?"
"Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot."
"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!"
"I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?"
"Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."
"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."
"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said."
"Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?"
"If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :)"
"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."
How To Know If You Are A Child Of Athena
You look at a building and think it would look better if you designed it.
People no longer play Trivial Pursuit, Scrabble, or checkers against you because they know you will kick their butts.
You're afraid of spiders. Very afraid.
You solve Sudoku puzzles and actually enjoy it.
When you played hide-and-seek as a kid, you strategically planned out the best places to look or hide.
Same thing for tag, Capture the Flag, etc.
When your kindergarten friends were building dollhouses out of plastic blocks, you were making a scale model of the Colosseum.
You watch National Geographic or History Channel for fun and want to slap people who say it's stupid.
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