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19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name "Rock Hard".

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

When nothing goes right... go left.

When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not like all the screaming passengers in her car.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

Welcome to the dark side.

Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?

Hey, you. Yeah, you. No, not you... The other guy. You right there! Yes, you! Do you like tacos?

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home;)

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

If you guys came and took me to the loony bin, I wouldn't blame them.

How to live a long life: Don't annoy the crazy people.

I'll be your Max if you will be my Fang, but we can skip book 1,2,3,4 and go straight to book five =)

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

Wake Up, Read, Eat, Read, Go to School, Read, Eat, Read, Go to Sleep, Repeat


Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

Life is like a corndog. I don't know why. It just is.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.


I'm probably in the sky flying with the fishes; or maybe in the ocean swimming with the pigeons. See, my world is different!

The reason your mama told you not to hit girls is they hit back harder, and sometimes repeatedly.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Talking to yourself isn’t a sign of insanity; arguing with yourself and losing is.

Last night I was looking at the stars and I wondered... Where’s my ceiling!

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.

This is NOT my poem. Owned by Claratrix LeChatham. This is for "The Hunger Games."

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way

to the top

of the tree

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

Hello! I'm going to tell you a LITTLE about myself... Trust me, this doesn't even scratch the surface.

I love: Marching Band, Chorus, Theatre, Musicals, Art, Broadway, Ballet, Friendships and Animals

Favorite Animated Movies: ALL Pixar films (with the exception of Cars 2 and the Planes movies, Frozen... Lets just go with ALL of Disney.

Favorite Colors: Any variation of blues and greens

Favorite Musicals: Wicked the Musical, Shrek the Musical, Violet, Hairspray, Mary Poppins, the Addams Family Musical

Favorite Musical Songs: The entire Wicked, Hairspray, and Addams Family soundtrack, I Want More - Lestat, and Opportunity - Annie (2014)

Favorite Characters: Elphaba Thropp (Wicked the Musical), Galinda "Glinda" Upland (Wicked the Musical), Lucy Pevensie (The Chronicles of Narnia), Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games)

Favorite Books: Wicked (The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West), Son of a Witch, The Hunger Games Trilogy, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe, The Kate Burkholder Series and The Wizard of Oz


"What's your favorite scary movie?"

"My life."

"Mine too."

- Sidney and Kincaid ( Scream 3)

"Fear comes from the sense of having no control."

- Jason Wise ( Final Destination 3)


- Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games Trilogy)

"No one mourns the wicked.""

- Citizens of Oz (Wicked the Musical)

"I'm the other daughter... Elphaba? I'm beautifully tragic."

-Elphaba (Wicked the Musical)

"Because I knew you, I have been changed... For good."

-Elphaba and Galinda (Wicked the Musical)

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Reading the Signs by lightningprince reviews
Bookverse. What would have happened had Elphaba's plan to elope to the Emerald City had failed due to interference? Follow the course of her life, her relationship with Glinda, and the rest of the Charmed Circle through their final years at Shiz and beyond into young adulthood. Gelphie hot and heavy starting in chapter 2. Rated M for sexual situations and violence.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 231,249 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [Elphaba T., Glinda U.] Fiyero T., Boq
Not In Our Favor by TwilightCakes reviews
Katniss thinks she had found her happily ever after with Peeta, but when a hunting accident lands her in the hospital, she wakes up discovers she has no idea who he is. Her memories of life for the last two years are all blurry, but she does however remember Gale. Will the baker that seems to be her polar opposite be able to win her over twice? AU. *WINNER* Everlark Smut Awards!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 225,532 - Reviews: 4027 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 2,370 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Invitations Under False Pretences by Ridiculous Mavis reviews
When a flippant letter catches Glinda out she manages to make the best of the lie she has created. Bookverse Shiz-era Gelphie fake dating.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,582 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/18/2016 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
Random Reality Shifts by Wakebytheriver reviews
MJ AU. Rated M for language and sexual content. Katniss comes out of the shower to find a surprise visitor who might be trying to kill her...and that is just the beginning.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,227 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Click by peetapuff reviews
What happened after the ending? What did George do? The guilt of what lay on his conscience is heavy, but what measures will George take to rid the guilt. A/N: I do not own the characters.
Of Mice and Men - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2015 - George M., Lennie S. - Complete
Activities Between Friends by LolaVerdigris reviews
Galinda, suddenly curious about her green roommate, devises ways to get closer to her. As their relationship deepens, Oz begins to change. Shameless Gelphie. Booksical.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 119,467 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Invisible To the Touch by undertheaegisof reviews
Katniss moves to an abandoned Victor's Village. The rebellion happened years ago. She finds out that she is not alone. The spirit of the last victor of the Hunger Games still haunts his home. What is this mysterious connection she feels to this boy's spirit? Is it possible to love a ghost? The Hunger Games belongs to Suzanne Collins, not me.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,413 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Dark Flower by powerstaark reviews
Elsa is raped by Hans whilst she is locked in the dungeon and as a result she becomes pregnant. With Anna's support, Elsa struggles to deal with the effects of the rape and her pregnancy. Rated M for a reason.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,596 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Elsa, OC - Complete
More Than Words by OfPearlsAndShoelaces reviews
At the end of their ill-fated Victory Tour, Katniss and Peeta are forced to do the unthinkable to save their families from President Snow's wrath. Together, they struggle to cope with a different set of circumstances and hold onto each other while rebellion simmers in the background. Rated M for adult content and mature themes.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,491 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 9/5/2013 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.]
Good Again by titaniasfics reviews
"The sun was rising, fingers of glorious orange, red and yellow crawling across the sky. The window appeared as a frame around a picture, dawn's ascent bursting from the folds of a delicate skirt the color of burnt copper. I sighed, and turned back to Peeta, holding his hand against my cheek." - Katniss & Peeta discover that life can be Good Again *2013 EVERLARK SMUT AWARDS WINNER*
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 260,691 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
A Healing Heart by streetlightlove reviews
Dr. Katniss Everdeen DVM is in the last year of her surgical residency at Mockingjay Animal Hospital in Boston. Between her extreme social awkwardness and focusing on her career, Katniss hasn't let anyone new into her life in a long time. Until one fateful night, when an accident brings Peeta Mellark into her hospital, changing everything. Modern Day AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,425 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Even by everlarkeologist reviews
Katniss Everdeen tries to navigate the rough waters of long-distance with her boyfriend while juggling her time with a surprising new friend. But when Gale makes a decision that jeopardizes their relationship, Katniss realizes that she can settle the score. And she picks Peeta Mellark to help her get even.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,298 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Nightmares by zen.silver reviews
"My name is Katniss Everdeen Mellark. I am thirty-eight years old. All my nightmares are coming true." Katniss's children are going into the arena. Why? How? Read on to find out. Slightly A/U, rated T. *SYOT OPEN, 9 PLACES LEFT!*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Katniss & Peeta's son, Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Other tributes
Together We're Unlimited by AuntieElphie reviews
When Glinda witnesses the death of Elphaba, she vows to bring her back to her. But what will happen if she succeeds? Staying together won't be as easy as they had hoped, her husband will see to that along with the rest of LPHIE CONTENT
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 59 - Words: 95,298 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Let the 55th Annual Hunger Games Begin! SYOT by AngryBirdx reviews
SYOT is now CLOSED! Follow the unlucky 24 tributes that are part of the bloodiest Games yet!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,644 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013
SYOT for the 45th Annual Hunger Games by Ican'tthinkofapenname653 reviews
SYOT now closed. Please review and tell me if you have any suggestions for your tribute. Thanks for reading, and enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,811 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Other tributes
The Thing: Human Nature by N7angel reviews
The Things are willing to do just about anything to get what they want. But not all is as it seems, and one isn't sure what it wants. Faced with hard choices, an unlikely alliance is formed between a Thing and Kate Lloyd. AU
The Thing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,278 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 10/18/2011
The lesson by TheEmeraldArcher reviews
Elinor will teach her daughter the greatest lesson yet, how to behave during wedding night! Try not to hate me or let this ruin the movie for you. Rated M for, well if you dont know you really shouldnt read this. Considering the ammount of people that favorited/followed I ll get more chapters up, but I don t know if I can make them as good as number 1. Ill try my best.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Merida, Queen Elinor - Complete
Brave: A fate worse than death by TheEmeraldArcher reviews
Something terrible happens and the king must make a difficult choice to save his daughter from a fate worse that death. Oneshot
Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Merida, King Fergus - Complete
Left Behind by ComingAndGoingByBubble reviews
While at the Corn Exchange Glinda remembers the last time that she was with Elphaba, and she experiences the pain and sorrow of being left behind and leaving what she once had... Gelphie. Rated M for sex. One shot.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Glinda U., Elphaba T. - Complete
Congratulations, Daddy by Jasmine5683 reviews
After almost 10 years of marriage, Katniss finally decides to start trying for a baby with Peeta. When she discovers that she's pregnant, she doesn't want to break the news the ordinary way and comes up with a brilliant plan to let Peeta know that he's going to be a father. One-shot, please R&R.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Shot In the Dark by The Light Holder reviews
I can bring you back to life but matters of the heart... that's just a shot in the dark.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,255 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
Defenseless by OneWingedPegasus reviews
Gelphie. Elphaba has had to evolve with emotional armor, shielding her from unwarranted hatred. Galinda, however, finds that while her roommate is well-guarded against pain, she is defenseless against pleasure. Rated M for a reason.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Drum Major Status by G.Aileen reviews
Two drum majors; one marching band. Jessica, tough but stubborn, and Christian, cocky but talented, are both battling over the same position. There are only two possibilities: work together or kill each other.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,261 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
The 300th Hunger Games: Switch Up by erockhp7 reviews
The sixth quarter quell, with 25 tributes. And a twist the Capitol didn't even see coming. I DO NOT own The Hunger Games, Suzanne Collins does. The twist is every tribute will receive an item that may or may not help them out in the Arena.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,198 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Other tributes
The Thropp Diaries by denpa wave chick saki reviews
I'd never admit to doing something as feminine as keeping a diary. Could you imagine the rumors that would sprout from that? No, the only reason I'm keeping this is to answer one burning question: why has Miss Galinda been drawing me naked?
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 158,776 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Dying Flame by GoldenMockingjay reviews
A sort of 'what if' story. What if Katniss had saved Rue and died instead? This is my take on how that would have been. Starts from when they set out to blow up the food. Might be a bit of a tear-jerker, depends how you look at it.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Katniss E., Rue - Complete
The Safest Children: the 76th Hunger Games by Golden Warrior Eagle reviews
One year after Mockingjay, the final Hunger Games are about to commence. 24 Capitol children are about to enter the arena. Nothing has changed but their president, until now. We have a victor!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,265 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
Ghosts with Just Voices by monroeslittle reviews
"I have a secret for you," he says, his breath warm against her cheek. "The top floor," he whispers. "If you hurry, you might be able to stop it." AU. Katniss makes a deal with Snow that changes everything.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,814 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 168 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Think Twice, And Maybe You'll Live by Yelof530 reviews
One century, 100 years, 24 tributes, and Twice the Thinking. Not your typical Hunger Games. Something strange is going on beneath the surface, and the tributes want to find out what. Remember, in these Games, you always need to Think Twice...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 89,636 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
Know It Is From Us by Giselle Pink reviews
What Rue's younger sister is thinking when Rue dies. One shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Rue, Katniss E. - Complete
Katniss's Daughter by Stairlight reviews
They were caught in the tunnels. They didn't escape. As punishment for the rebels, President Snow forces Katniss to bear a child with Peeta. Their daughter is brought up in Rebel Camp, where she awaits her death - Hunger Games style.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Pres. Snow, Katniss E.
Wine by Mockingjay1804 reviews
A rather amusing conversation between Gale and Peeta on their way to the 5 year anniversary of the rebellion, and other hilariously funny situations between Katniss, Peeta, and others, in hopes of ruining Prim's innocent mind...Told from Peeta POV. Enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Peeta M., Gale H.
The Coveted One by fanpire4000 reviews
AU. Katniss and Peeta were never reaped, but when their parents remarry, the new siblings struggle to fight their growing attraction for each other. And with a revolution on the horizon, forbidden romance is just one of their problems.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,802 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
We All Fall Down by akatrixie reviews
Sequel to Before They Fall. Short chapters on the death of each tribute in the 75th Hunger Games, in their point of view. Reviews would be lovely!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
Missing, Monster, and Memories by Rain Drops of Laughter reviews
There is only so much longer I can hold on. They put him, this monster inside me. Katniss help me rememeber... Please? -Freeverse-
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Mother, Why do you Scream? by blueheron93 reviews
Katnis and Peeta's son wonders what causes the nightmares that his mother has.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Complete
The Demise by Lynn Miller reviews
The third and final book in The Breeding Games trilogy. Katniss and Peeta are in District 14 under the supervision of a new Commander. A Commander who is about to make a rule that will change things in the Breeding Centers, but for better or for worse?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,281 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Before They Fall by akatrixie reviews
A chapter on everyone's death from the 74th Hunger Games, in their POV. To be a bunch of chapters. Well, not chapters, actually. Tiny scenes. But I digress. Please review!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,769 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
The Resort by Lynn Miller reviews
The Sequel to The Breeding Games. Six months have passed since Ollie was kidnapped from the Breeding Center and taken to "The Resort". Her life had become a life of tests and unknowns. Would she survive after the birth of her son?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,011 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Breeding Games by Lynn Miller reviews
10 years have passed since Katniss led the Rebellion against the Capitol. She has married Peeta and started a new life in District 12. But President Paylor has a message for the new Panem. One that will change all their lives forever.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,850 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Busted by Sammichbatch reviews
Galinda's exhibitionist side is showing, but does she choose the most inopportune moment for Elphaba to help her with it? -Sex scene-
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
The Eternity Effect by Good Afternoon reviews
Sequel to Not Completely, Altogether Here. The girls find themselves back on Oz to fix the mess their departure has caused. And much to Glinda's chagrin Fiyero is tagging along. Fate always deals the worst cards.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,914 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Glinda U., Elphaba T. - Complete
Russian Roulette by JaneVolturi96 reviews
.:And I know at this point that you can see my heart beating inside my chest as far back as the horizon. As the cool barrel touches my temple my mask is broken. I'm no longer hard and cold. I'm terrified. All he needs to do is just pull the trigger:.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Katniss E., Pres. Snow - Complete
A blessing in disguise by AuntieElphie reviews
When Elphaba has been gone away for an entire month, leaving her recently wed wife Glinda at home, she comes back to hear some life changing news that she is more than distraught to find out about. Gelphie. Rated M
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,840 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
Not Completely, Altogether Here by Good Afternoon reviews
Galinda's dead. She can't remember what happened to her or why she's still here. To top it off the only person who seems to hear her is the green girl invading her dorm. Life, or afterlife actually, really could not be more unfair. For now... - AU
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,530 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Glinda U., Elphaba T. - Complete
They Love You by LexusGrey reviews
This is very angsty and dark up until the end. Not for everyone. There's use of a belt, so if that offends, please don't read this one.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
From This Day Forward by Mademoiselle Satine reviews
A Gelphie drabble, slightly AU. Bookverse, I believe, and femslash. Rated M for a reason. It's hard to summarize, so you'll have to see for yourselves... but reviews are ALWAYS appreciated.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
What the Heart Wants by burninganchors reviews
Grace loves Annie like her own child, and always has. Yet she feels it is wrong - after all, Annie is not her child. But Oliver has a very different opinion on whether or not Grace is "allowed" to love his daughter. Oneshot. Grace/Oliver.
Annie - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Miss Ferrell, Mr. Warbucks - Complete
The Tour by Gelphie44 reviews
DarkwolfKnight and I got together to create a series of oneshots. The oneshots follow the adventures of Elphaba and Glinda as they 'tour' Shiz University. Rated M for mature Gelphie content.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,100 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
Peeping Toms by Ggunsailor reviews
The sight of green skin on pearly white turned both on to no end..." Rated M for masturbation, sex, and some swearing. The paring is Gelphie! with slight Fiyero/Boq. If you add this story to your faves, please review when you do so. It inspires me! :
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Feelings Like These by Kirra White Tigress reviews
Bookverse. After Nessa's funeral, Glinda tries to ask Elphaba for forgiveness about the shoes. rated for Gelphie.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Glinda U., Elphaba T. - Complete