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Joined 01-24-11, id: 2718534, Profile Updated: 06-16-22
Author has written 6 stories for Beauty and the Beast, Hercules, Harry Potter, Office, and Little Mermaid.

I was born on an ancient meth lab...

I love writing, dichotomies, Biggie Smalls and anything smokey.

My goals in life are to get published and to invent a word that gets added into the dictionary.

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Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1999) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,947 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
Chasing Ghosts by DictionaryWrites reviews
"I guess I'm not ready to join the land of the living just yet," Harry says. "Need a little more time here at Hogwarts, with all the ghosts. You know what I mean?" In the aftermath of the war, Harry doesn't feel ready to leave the safety of the castle, and to go out into the world at large: he wants to stay. The Room of Requirement - with great reluctance - grants his wish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,862 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 11/1/2021 - Published: 12/17/2018 - [Harry P., Severus S.] [Lily Evans P., James P.]
Plight of Persephone by Agent of Teal reviews
After the Titan 'incident' Hades is outcast and alone, he comes across Persephone who is also lonely and something sparks. Can they really make it work, or will the many obsticles threatening to break them apart succeed... Rated T as it gets a little dark...
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,433 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/9/2019 - Published: 9/19/2009 - [Hades, Persephone] OC - Complete
Seattle's Elite by JennZofJC reviews
Niles realizes that the Snow Ball doesn't have to end in disappointment. This could be the beginning of a new chapter in his relationship with Daphne.
Frasier - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,891 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/18/2018 - Published: 5/31/2018 - Daphne, Niles
The Great Break Through by BeyondStarlight reviews
Severus waits for the moment in his life where everything will change for the best. Death and Fate have a good laugh with him. Once his hopes and his will to live are disposed of, Severus finds himself back within the familiar walls of Hogwarts. It's pitiful, really, but then again Dumbledore always had a soft spot for lost boys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 10/8/2016 - [Albus D., Severus S.]
The Importance of Thanatos by Agent of Teal reviews
Third part to P.o.P & D.H.L: Life is hard when your a little godling growing up in the Underworld.. but as Thanatos gets older the Fates begin to take a serious interest in him.. what do the sisters of destiny want from the son of Hades?
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 288,655 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/1/2018 - Published: 3/29/2011 - [Hades, Persephone] OC - Complete
Roses and Candor by iloveromance reviews
Daphne receives a rose from an unnamed admirer and after the sender confesses, another truth is revealed; one that she never dreamed was possible.
Frasier - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2017 - Daphne, Frasier, Martin, Niles - Complete
The Moon Dances and the Tide Changes by KAHOPEd00l reviews
An AU for S3E13 'Moon Dance'. When Daphne offers to give a newly-divorced Niles dance lessons for the upcoming Snow Ball and then ends up being his date, their relationship changes drastically. But will it be for the better?
Frasier - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,788 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2017 - [Niles, Daphne] Eddie, Martin - Complete
Friendly Concern by dofunklethegrunkle reviews
When Stan shows up at your door injured, you're understandably worried. You're just worried that he may figure out your concern is a little more than friendly. Young Stan x Reader
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,078 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/22/2017 - Grunkle Stan - Complete
We're lit, we burn, we die by BlueEyedFrog reviews
20 cigarettes to Effy's pack, 20 smoke-sized chapters to a fic. Each ep is a moment captured in time, as witnessed by the inanimate object during its lifespan.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,515 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Effy S., Katie F.
Make Me by dofunklethegrunkle reviews
It wasn't unusual to not see Stan Pines for a week. But it was unusual when he didn't pick up the phone. The tale of a house call and the events that transpire. Reader x young Stan Pines, written along the lines of the boxing! AU.
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Grunkle Stan - Complete
Under the Underworld by popcorngoo reviews
This is a Hades/Meg fic. When Meg is sent on a mission to seduce a giant what will happen? Will Hades have to actually come to the wily, seductress's aid? And what will happen while the two, Master and servant, live together?
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,709 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Meg, Hades
tales of a glass window by sarsaparillia reviews
Someone once told me that shooting stars are just angels throwing away their cigarettes so that God doesn't catch them smoking. — Megara/Hercules; AU.
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Hercules, Meg - Complete
Virginities by Spacemin Spiff
When Meg found Cindy she was a swollen eyed waitress in her stepmother's restaurant: a sometimes trick, sometimes model, more often than all others victim of a girl. When Cindy found Meg she was a scrappy dog of a thief, escaping in a broken car from a debt owed to a major Boss operating on the coast. With a beaten up rifle and a couple of BARS, they carved out their mutual legacy.
Crossover - Hercules & Cinderella - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2014
A Dream Come True by Spacemin Spiff reviews
In which Gaston's attempt to woo Belle turns into something of a confession, and a mutually beneficial arrangement is obtained
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Belle, Gaston - Complete
And Then There Were Two by DameBlaiddDrwg reviews
"Well, well. This is the first time I've ever seen you thrown for a loop, Snape." One of the other portraits laughed, and the one in front of Albus snarled, scowling. Albus thought that he looked more natural that way...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,749 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S., Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
The Prince's Tale In Ye Olde Language by Jiang Qing reviews
So I've been studying Shakespeare recently, and out of boredom I decided to re-write 'The Prince's Tale' in the style of the Bard himself. I figure it's not a crossover, because I'm not using any of Shakespeare's characters. So if you're interested, give this a look! I admit that it's not perfect in rhythm and pentameter, but it was worth a shot. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Severus S., Albus D.
Hades' Plot by bethanyyerinn reviews
The whole story of how Meg ended up working for Hades... A Hercules Fic.
Hercules - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Meg, Hades - Complete
Prisoner 5273 by snapefan520 reviews
Hermione Granger is sentenced to three years in Azkaban for obliviating her parents. After losing everyone she cares about, she wants to give up on life until she meets someone who gives her hope. Post DH, canon except Snape lives, EWE. Very dark, brief mentions of suicide. Rated M for language and violent situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,917 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Anton, The Count Avignon by James Austin Valiant reviews
Gaston's older brother comes to town - with less than desirable results. A Beauty and the Beast prequel.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Belle, Gaston - Complete
Quietus' Pity by Embracing Insanity reviews
Who are you?" her voice was sharp and firm, despite her position on the floor. He snickered, amused at her tone. "Hades, Lord of the Underworld and Resident God of the Dead. Kinda makes you want to get to know me doesn't it?" Maleficent/Hades
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,493 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010
That First Night by Gillingham reviews
Colonel and Marianne immediately after their wedding reception. Take it as a writing exercise on approaching light erotica.
Sense and Sensibility - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,928 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Complete
EL PRINCIPE DEL INFRAMUNDO by Kristal de Iris reviews
¿Qué pasaría si la persona que cayera tras el Velo de la Muerte no hubiera sido Sirius Black? ¿Y si esa persona fuese llevada a otro mundo, donde existen dioses y caballeros que les protegen? HADES x SEVERUS SNAPE X-OVER HARRY POTTER Y SAINT SEIYA. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Saint Seiya - Rated: M - Spanish - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,814 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Severus S., Hades
marvelling and passing time by ravenwritingclaw reviews
This is a crossover poem about Hercules from the Disney film and Madellaine from "Hunchback of Notre Dame 2". Enjoy and feel free to leave a review!
Crossover - Hercules & Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Hercules - Complete
Hudson Bay by gladdecease reviews
Dwight. Pam. A deserted island. One week. For ipod ovenmitt's rare pair exchange.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Pam B., Dwight S. - Complete
Firey Blue and Lavender Ice by AylaWilson16 reviews
What exactly happened between Megara and our favorite Lord of the Underworld? I couldn't resist! A much DARKER perspective...you have been warned. :
Disney - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/11/2009
The Hole by notwolf reviews
Has Harry gone mad, or is Snape back from the dead? And why is Lucius watching TV in his living room?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Hush, Potter by Kyla Mizuki reviews
Severus is out making his rounds one night after curfew, looking for wandering students. Instead, he finds something is amiss. Harry needs saving, and Severus is the only one around to save him from his attacker. SSHP Rated for rape and language at times.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,354 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
Megara by StarCommCowgirl reviews
A poem about Megara from Hercules. Pretty self explanitory
Disney - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Complete
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The Mermaid Process reviews
Ariel goes to Severus Snape for help about getting some legs so she can live on land in the magical world. Only her move to land isn't going to be smooth sailing when she finds out the boy from the cave she befriended 60 years ago grew up to become the terrifying Lord Voldemort himself. Eventual Drarry. Half-Blood Prince AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Little Mermaid - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,671 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/8/2020 - Published: 4/21/2020 - [Severus S., Ariel] Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
DWAM: Eroctica reviews
Set after the pepper spraying incident, Pam takes Dwight out for thank-you beers and things get pretty wavy when Dwight starts taking the "knight-in-shining-armor" role a little too seriously. (I wrote this as a writing exercise because i've never wrote a sex scene before so if i made you horny, success!)
Office - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2018 - [Dwight S., Pam B.] - Complete
Where the Flippant Writhe reviews
Recently I realized something: Hercules would have been a thousand times better if it were less about Hercules and R&B and more about Hades and Megara (two of the most underrated Disney characters ever created in my opinion). So I decided why not give them their own story? Here's to them! And may the Disney Gods have misery on my soul! (Eventual Ariel appearance)
Crossover - Hercules & Little Mermaid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,735 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 1/5/2016 - Meg, Hades
Less Pride, More Prejudice reviews
Helga Hufflepuff is the only one who saw past Salazar Slytherin's creepy name, creepy snake-talking powers and his male pattern baldness. Salazar Slytherin is the only one who saw how much Helga wanted Hogwarts to have a school song. Unfortunately for him, he's also the one guy who probably should have listened to his gut instinct about the muggles and their love of witch burnings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2016 - [Helga H., Salazar S.]
Writer's Song (A Parody of Gaston's Song) reviews
Because writers need a little praise too. Especially since most of us have crippling low self-esteem.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Complete
Fairy Bro-Parent reviews
Was Gaston really a bad guy? Oh definitely yeah. But while most Disney Villains are just evil, Gaston, in my opinion, was just ignorant. And while evil can't be changed (looking at you Frollo), ignorance can be taught. With the help of his Fairy Bro-Parent, a fellow muscle monkey/ equal right's instructor, Gaston will finally learn-women are people too.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 5/11/2015 - Belle, Gaston, OC