Poll: Out of all five females, which would you most like to see as a romantic interest for John Blake? Vote Now!
Author has written 13 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Man in the Iron Mask, Kuroshitsuji, Avengers, Niels, Twilight, Game of Thrones, Batman, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Walking Dead, Luther, and Boondock Saints.
I apologize for long waits between updates. I have a short attention span. And I live in an area where the internet goes down constantly and I have no contact with the outside worlds.
In the second to last chapter of 'Enter the Thief' it was mentioned that there might be sequels. Well, since I wrote that years ago, there probably won't be, but I can't edit that chapter to tell people this because the document has disappeared on my computer.
HEY CHECK THIS OUT FIRST VIMP SEND IT TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW
Okay everyone pay attention, BIG NEWS AFOOT.
I recently discovered that there is a new bill called PIPA that is if is pass it will REMOVE EVERY STORY IN ALL OF FANFICTION.
The U.S government is trying to take away this site! We have to kill that bill. The thing is I am not an American citizen. But many people who read this are. There is a fanfiction member under the penname of XxDarkxBloodxX he has more information about that, including the phone numbers of all the state senators. Check this link for more information www. fanfiction .net/s/7753936/1/PIPA and also google Bill PIPA and you will know I am not joking.
We are over 2 million members and most of them are in the United States. If we most of us work together we can kill this bill. So to every citizen reading this DON'T LET YOUR GOVERNMENT CENSOR THIS SITE. To everyone reading this who isn't a U.S citizen, make author notes like this one so that your American readers vote against this bill and I encourage the American members to spread the voice as well.
I repeat, this is no joke! We have until the January 24th. EVERYONE, FIGHT THIS BILL!
People, I have an idea. It seems that Hollywood is a major supporter of PIPA and SOPA. They even threaten Obama to don't give him any money for his reelection campaign.
So to everyone who can't vote because you are either too young or not an American citizen, you can join a world-wide boycott movement against Hollywood. From tomorrow Friday 20 to Sunday 22 of January DON'T GO TO THE MOVIE TEATHER.
Seriously, just three short days for us that we can live without movies and Hollywood will lose millions of dollars world-wide. It will also send a message to their leader: FANFICTION MEMBERS WILL FIGHT AGAINST PIPA AND SOPA. Then they might start having second thoughts.
So everyone please cooperate for the sake of this site. Just three short days for us but it will be a pain in the pocket for Hollywood, the main opposition. So let's rally against our common enemy.
We can do this people! So you know the drill and now go spread the word!
I have more information everyone. Believe it or not, this cybernetic apocalypse is already starting. One of the most important websites of file exchange known as Megaupload has already been shut down by the FBI all thanks to this blasted bill. And it gets worse. I manage to find a legit list of all the sites that will be shut down (so far, the list may grow bigger).
For downloading sites, the ones scheduled for execution are:
For Blackberry cellphone related things:
And even the social network ones like:
Google ( videos )
We can't allow this to happen! We have to fight! And we can fight. There is a website called www. avaaz. Org / es / save _ the _ internet. You can sign up there for the petition. It requires your email and I know many people don't like to give that away but if there has ever been a worthy cause to give your email address to, this is it. Let's face it; what use will we give our email aside from contacting other people if they shut down all these websites? An email address will became almost worthless. So go to that website and help save the internet.
By the way, if anyone wants to copy paste the information of these author's notes to PM it or post it in your own stories to help spread the word, by all means go ahead.
And remember the boycott against Hollywood; three short days for us, millions of dollars less to our opposition. We can do this people! And we will do it!
FOR FANFICTION! DOWN WITH THE BILL
Please post this on your stories and pm it. Even if you have friends not on fanfiction I'm sure you can catch their attention with youtube!
I am fighting for Fanfiction and you should too! I know you don't want to lose this fantastic website, so help and stop this abomination."
Personal quote: ' Books are friends that are bigger on the inside.'
"Every good relationship has a healthy amount of fear." Sarah Johnson, on the topic of my relationship with our former youth leader.
"Have you ever experienced that wonderful moment when you realize, you're smarter than the Word Document? I have discovered that Word doesn't know the differance between 'its' and 'it's'. Isn't that scary?"
Things I just read and stole.
If you hear the voices of characters in your head...copy this into your profile.(SHUT IT!!!)
If you have ever become so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects...copy this into your profile.
95% percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you're one of the 5% that aren't, copy this into your profile.
If you laugh like the Joker just to freak people out...copy and paste this into your profile
Your friends stopped looking at you funny a looooooooooong time ago...copy this on your profile.
If your best friend is insane (or thinks you are)...copy this on your profile.
If you wish a fictional character was real (my list could go on for pages)...copy this on your profile.
If you have ever been called a bookworm, and are proud of it (more times than I can count)...copy this to your profile.
If you haven't died yet...copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever walked through a drive-through...copy this to your profile. (Yes I have actualy done this)
If you like chocolate as much as I do...copy and paste this to your profile.
If you or your best friend is certifiable...copy this to your profile.
If you think it would be cool to have A.D.D. (Half-blood moment)...copy this to your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie or T.V. show so many times you can quote it word for word...copy this to your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a silent room...copy this to your profile.
Sanity is a playground for the unimaginative.
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU EDWARD CULLEN, THROW HIM BACK AND DEMAND DAVID BOWIE.
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.
If, when reading Fanfiction, you actually read people's disclaimers, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you wish school was illegal, copy and paste this on your profile.
I'm not Team Jacob, or Edward. I'm team JESUS and team PUCK.
If God doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me. NOT you.
"Woman should stay in the kitchen..." SEE HOW FAST I CAN POISON YOUR FOOD, FOOL!
I love boys. They're so stupid.
I solemnly swear, I'm up to no good.
Hating you makes me all warm inside.
Your just jealous you don't hear voices in your head like me.
I'm the kind of girl who laughs at... nothing.
I'm the kind of girl who gets on the bad side of a teacher by correcting their grammar.
I'm the kind of girl who looks at Twilight and laughs at the cheesiness.
I'm the kind of girl who has a picture of Joe Jonas pasted to my dart board. DIE YOU STUPID JONAS BROTHER!
I'm the kind of girl who walks into the Mental Hospital and greets the receptionist by name.
I'm the kind of girl who can hold a conversation with you for fifteen minutes and then ask, "What was your name again?"
I'm the kind of girl who reads rather than watching television.
I'm the kind of girl who is considered weird.
I'm the kind of girl who would've let Stupid Edward commit suicide.
I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care what you think.
I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care if you care what I think because I don't care what you think, so you needn't care what I think and I don't care.
I'm the kind of girl who plots against fictional characters.
I'm the kind of girl who would scream "Boo!" at a football game and then ask what the bad call was.
I'm the kind of girl who thinks that as you read this, you will laugh and nod and repost.
I'm the kind of girl who believes in equal rights, and doesn't care if I sound cheesy.
I'm the kind of girl who wishes there was a law against stupidity.
I'm the kind of girl who finds what's lost where I already looked.
But I'm also the kind of girl who is
So maybe being this kind of girl isn't so bad after all.
"I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up"
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile
I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.
I'm being nice. That means I'm plotting against you.
Sarcasm is just one service I offer.
The buddy system is essential: it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.
If you think I'm weird, you should meet my friends.
Most people are stupid. It's mostly because they think they're smart.
You're not breaking the law unless you're caught.
It's my way or the highway. Get used to it.
A friend will take your umbrella in the rain. A best friend will take your umbrella from you and scream"Run idiot run!".
10 Reasons I Am British And Bloody Proud Of It:
1. We have awesome music: Queen, Sex Pistols, Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Iron Maiden et al.
2. Our TV rocks: Doctor Who, Merlin, Doctors, Call the Midwife, Only Fools And Horses, Fawlty Towers, Mr. Bean ect.
3. We know how to make the best of a bad situation through sarcastic, black humour.
4. We have stunning countryside in places like Dartmoor, Yorkshire, the Cotswolds, the Lake District and the Scottish Highlands.
5. The myths and legends like King Arthur, the Loch Ness monster, Robin Hood, Jack the Ripper and the Witch of Wookey Hole.
6. Tea solves everything.
7. The range of awesome accents: Welsh, West Country, Cockney, "posh", Scouse, Scottish and about a million others.
8. British people invented the smallpox vaccine, rugby, Harry Potter and the Internet.
9. Boris Johnson.
10. Which other country can host a fantastic Olympics and have half the country complaining about it?
Repost this if you are British and proud!
"Our family is known for two things: not being able to take complements and using sarcasm so much no one can tell when we're serious"
"I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
"War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left."
"Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!"
"I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, and friends before love."
"Normal people worry me."
"Choose treachery, it's more fun!" - Ember Island Uncle Iroh (A:tLA)
"[Humans are dumb] all they see is another faceless corporate venture, not a plan for world conquest!" - Tak
"Pain is your friend, it tells you when you're seriously injured, it keeps you awake and angry but the best thing about it is it lets you know that you're alive."
"Walkin' like a one-man army"
"Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will follow you."
"Hope is what makes us strong. It is why we are here. It is what we fight with when all else is lost." Pandora GOW3
"New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without another reason but because they are not already common. " John Locke
"If you love someone, don't put their name in a heart, because hearts can be broken, keep it in a circle so it carries on forever"
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder"
"Smile! It confuses people."
"People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it."
"What happens when you get scared half to death twice?"
"Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy"
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on EBay"
"Money doesn't grow on trees. If it did, then I would be outside raking."
"If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it"
"Straight is something crooked that was bent"
"When in danger, or in doubt, Run in circles, scream and shout."
"Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness." -Marabeth Madsen
"Getting angry is like holding a hot charcoal in your hand with the intent of throwing it at someone; you are the one that gets burned." Anonymous
"If they can't believe in their own strength, how can they believe in others'?"
"We live to die. We die to live."
I support: "It’s only funny when it happens to you"
"Life's a joke, might as well laugh."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back at him and demand candy"
“The sky’s the limit.” “Then why are there footsteps on the moon?”
"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door." Paul Beatly
"The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public." George Jessel
"Sarcasm is anger with a smile" Natalie Hyde
-Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain Lily Tomlin
"The worst part about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth."
"I too often see people going around, killing caterpillars, then complain there aren't enough butterflies"
It doesn’t matter what it is, it’s automatically cool if it glows in the dark!
Some people were dropped as a baby…. You were clearly thrown at a wall.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
Every time I see the word “Explain” on a test, I die a little inside.
Dear Teacher, I understand you have to talk to the person in front of me but could please remove your fat butt from my face? Thanks.
According to parents, we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for certian movies. It's no wonder teens are so rebellious! There's nothing else to do!
I wish life was like a musical. and in the middle of math, i could just jump out of my seat, throw up my papers and start singing. And then the whole math class would pull this dance routine out of their butt, and we would all know the song we were spontainiously making up... then sit down like nothing happened.
No matter how old you are, no matter how much of a ganster you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.
Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them
Dear McDonald's Cashier, Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked, there were no age limits for Happy Meals. Sincerely, Don't Forget The Toy
It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up -_-
If you're gonna embarrass yourself, do it right!
Get the facts first, you can distort them later.
Is it just me or does everything seem funnier when you’re suppose to be quiet?
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer
If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.
If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.
If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas
If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter
When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic.
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good
I'm not as dumb as you look
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
· If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
· What disease did cured ham have?
· Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half?
· Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?
· Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”?
· Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?
· Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?
· When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”?
· Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
· Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass?
· If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?
· What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license?
· How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?
· How do you throw away a garbage can?
· Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?
· When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”?
· How can something be both “new” and “improved”?
· Why do we shut up, but quiet down?
· How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?
5 DEADLY WORDS USED BY WOMAN
This is Bunny.
Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!
On the other hand, this is Kitty.
( (l) ) ( (l) )
Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.
Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!
If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile.
I'm the kind of girl that would rather be a super hero then a princes.
They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway.
To put it nicely, I hope you choke
Life sucks then you die
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China
God, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation
Good girls, are bad girls never gotten caught.
If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.
You say BABY PINK
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "Oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER
If you think that it's not fair that the guys in Manga and Anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
Little Bird Stained Red by *
Little bird stained red,
The robin's flown the nest,
On injured wings, it flies away,
Its brethren bathed in blood,
Little bird stained red,
Little bird stained red,
This was written by one of my best friends. She's amazing!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
-"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
-"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film."
-"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
-"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."
-"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."
-"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
-"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
-"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
-"Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from."
-"You laugh because I'm different... I laugh because your all the same."
-"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
-"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
-"What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?"
-"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them."
-"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
-"Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!"
- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
-So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
- People are like slinkies; basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
- Yeah, I'm a loser, but the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- Cute but psycho- things even out.
- Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- I am generally very brave. Today, I just happen to have a headache.
- I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.
- I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.
-No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- 'It's always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!
- I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.
- I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
-Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
- Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried skydiving without a parachute... Or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we?
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I was uncool before uncool was cool.
- Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority- sarcasm: my anti-drug.
- Caution: I tend to make wierd faces.
- I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it.
-I can resist anything but temptation.
-If Superman is bulletproof, why does he duck when you throw the gun at him?
-Tell the truth and run.
-If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.
- Education is important. school however, is another matter.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.
-No I am not wierd... just plotting
- If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms
- You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you
- I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours
- If drama was vodka, my whole school would be wasted... except for me of course
- I intend to live forever... so far so good
-Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again
- Embrace the inner rebel- don't sit up straight
- Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you
- Textually active
-The way your mind works gives a whole new meaning to the word complex... and not in a good way
- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. The rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth while
-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide
- Don't run in school- gliding is more fun!
- Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ... oooh the possibilities
-In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.
-There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
-You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
-The road to the apocalypse is paved with disposable food containers, my friend!
-I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
-"England is a very popular foreign country to visit because the people there speak some English."
-"Evil isn't the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it's a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference."
-"Time after time, history demonstrates that when people don't want to believe something, they have enormous skills of ignoring it altogether."
-"Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick..."
-Great Minds Discuss Ideas; Average Minds Discuss Events; Small Minds Discuss People.
-Life is Hard; It's Harder If You're Stupid.
-On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on he escape key.
-I am not eccentric. It's just that I am more alive than most people. I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish."
-Madness is rare in individuals, but in groups, parties, nations and ages is it the rule.
-It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
-"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."
-"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."
-Let the neighbors think they saw a flying pizza
-Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field.
-When I was a kid we had a quicksand box. I was an only child- eventually.
-To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
-People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.
-Some say the glass is half empty, others half full, all's I want to know is who the hell is drinking my water!
-Doctors say I have multiple personalitys. We disagree with that.
-Sometimes I feel like the whole world's against me. Then I remember that that isn't true- some of the smaller countries are neutral.
Statements from the Doctor on life and how to live it.
1. Don't be afraid to dress conspicuously.
2. When the government gets involved, start getting nervous.
3. The best camoflage, is not to look like you're hiding.
4. There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes.
5. Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.
6. Killing can be necessary. That doesn't make it right.
7. Don't annoy the only one who can fix things.
8. Face bureaucracy with sarcasm.
9. Never trust the one who says 'Everything is fine'
10. When in doubt, bang the console with a mallet.
11. Stupid rules were made to be broken.
12. Listen to the people who make sense.(Not)
13. Talking gets you out of some very tight corners.
14. If it glows, avoid it. (Unless you are certified member of Torchwood)
15. When the Doctor says 'Run!' , RUN!
16. Everyone deserves a chance. Except a Dalek!!!!
17. USE YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
18. Courage is your last and best quality.
19. Don't know what it is, don't touch it. (Me: "Pretty!" poke,poke...BOOOOOM!!! The Doctor: " I said, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING!!!!)
20. The nicest people are never what they seem.
21. OI! Don't push the nice big red button!
22. Don't let your curiousity run away with you.
23. They will not see you if you stand very close to the wall.
24. All aliens speak with British accents.
25. Humans are very easily sent into hysterics. (Me: "No we aren't".. WAHHH " You're so mean!")
26. Learn everything you can, before blowing up the planet!
27. Trust your senses,all of them.
28. Don't distract the driver.
29. Never say "That won't happen"
30. Laugh once in awhile. At anything.
31. There's nothing a sonic screwdriver can't handle.
32. Never make stupid mistakes. Only very,very clever ones.
33. However bad it may be , it'll blow up in the last scene.
34. Stay out of the shadows.
35. Everyone remotely interesting is mad in one way or another.
36. Get a little perspective.
37. The worst won't happen if you do something immensely clever.
38. Life is worth nothing if it's taken at the cost of others.
39. You CAN"T fight Sontarans!!!
40. If you're so clever, then learn how to listen!!!!
41. Don't trust the computers!!!
42. Humans have an amazing capacity for self-deception.
43. If you muck something up be sure to apologize.
44. Ask yourself: What would the Doctor do?
45. War is not heroic.
46. Have hope. Always have hope.
47. Try anything once.
48. If you fail, get very angry. Then succede.
49. Do what's right,even if it breaks your heart(s).
50. Think fast.
1 " If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, " Darn, we sure screwed up!"
2 " I don't obsess I only think intensely."
3 " I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THAT!!!!!! "
4 " I reject your reality and substitute it with my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters
5 " I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." probably the Joker
6 " Dare to reach out into the darkness, to pull another hand into the light." Norman B. Rice
7 " To rid ourselves of our shadows-who we are- we must step into either total light or total darkness." Jeremy Preston Johnson
8 " If you don't like my driving , stay off the sidewalks."
9 " My reality check bounced!!! Yay me!!"
10 " Sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me. Unless you throw a dictionary at me,then they hurt.
11 " I'm in no condition to drive. Wait, I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!!"
12 " It matters not if you win or lose. It matters if I win or lose."
13 "I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
14 " Where there's a will, there's five hundred relatives."
15 " When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
16 " Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. Best Friends: Help themselves and are the reason you have no food."
17 " Friends: Would try and put a fire out at your house. Best Friends: Would be roasting marshmelloes and flirting with the firemen."
18 "Friends: Ask why you're crying. Best Friends: Already have the shovel out ready to bury the loser that made you cry."
19 " Friends: Will say "You can do better." Best Friends: Will call him up and say "You have seven days to live."
20 " Friends: Have you on speed dial. Best Friends: Ask for your number."
21 " Friends: Will knock on your door. Best Friends: Walk right in and say "I'm home!"
22 " Friends: You say "Don't tell anybody." Best Friends: Already know not to tell."
23 " Friends: Won't let you copy their homework. Best Friends: Have already stolen,copied and returned the piece of paper."
24 " Friends: Are your consciences Best Friends: Are dressed in a devil costume and are saying "Do it. Do it."
25 " Friends: Say "I'm listening." Best Friends: Are already hugging you and waiting for you to say whats wrong."
26 " Please hold all questions till the end of the rant, thank you. " Candace Flynn
27 "Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. "
28 "There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I just erased that line! "
29 "A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. "
30 " You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you. "
31 " I was gifted but the shrink took away my powers. "
32 " Why do we teach our kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about the wars that solved America's problems? "
33 " Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. "
34 " Do not use an axe to kill a fky on your friend's head. "
35 " Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head. "
36 " The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. "
37 " Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. "
38 " I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. "
39 " It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. "
40 " We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction. "
41 " You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. "
42 " I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! "
43 " I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! "
44 " I'm not insensitive, I just don't care. "
45 " There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. "
46 " You can't erase your mistakes, but you can put white out on them. "
47 " I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. "
48 " Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship. "
49 " Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. "
50 " I'm sarcastic and cold, but I can be a nice person if you don't irritate me. You do not want to make me mad, due to my rather... sadistic tendencies. "
51 " Every now and then a person comes along who has a different view of the world than does the usual person. Notice I said 'usual' not 'normal'. That does not make him crazy. An acute perception does not make you crazy. However, sometimes it drives you crazy. " S.E. Hinton Rumble Fish
52 " Friends hide you from the cops, best friends are probably the reason you're running from them in the first place. "
53 " Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. " Henry Kissinger
54 " There is a woman at the beginning of all great things. " Alphonse de Lamartine
55 " God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another. " Shakespeare, Hamlet
56 " Look in the mirror and one thing is sure; what we see is not who we are. " Richard Bach
57 " To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are. " Anonymous
58 " To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. " Margaret Thatcher
59 " When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. " Eric Hoffer
60 " God evidently did not intend us all to be rich, or powerful, or great. He does not intend for us all to be friends. " Ralph Waldo Emerson
61 " If two people agree on everything, one of them is unnecessary. " Anonymous
62 " People throw away what they could have by insisting on perfection, which they cannot have, and looking for it where they will never find it. " Edith Schaeffer
63 " When women go wrong, men go right after them. " Mae West
64 " Women who set a low value on themselves make life hard for all women. " Nellie McClung
65 " Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own. " H. Jackson Brown Jr.
66 " It is one of those blessings of old friends that you can afford to ne stupid with them. " Ralph Waldo Emerson
67 " Deep experience is never peaceful. " Henry James
68 " Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. " Jon Bon Jovi
69 " Humor is the best weapon against sarcasm, laugh at it. "
70 " Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. "
71 " Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. "
72 " I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas. "
73 " Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way. "
74 " All I know is...everything. " God
75 " You're with us, or you're behind us. "
76 " Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us who do. "
77 " Who would be insane enough to die without at least exploring his prison first? "
78 " I want minions. Legions of sexy minions. "
79 " I am not to be trusted in a bookstore with a credit card. "
80 " Kind, caring, compassionate, and kinkier than you'd expect. "
81 " Love is probably blind because the first woman who got her heart broken gouged its eyes out. "
82 " What doesn't kill me...can kiss my injured ass. "
83 " Every day is a battle. But, whatever, I'm scrappy. "
84 " Plagiarists die hungry and alone. "
85 " All of my childhood heroes are dead, fictional or alcoholics. "
86 " If you tell a lie that's big enough, and you tell it often enough, people will believe you're telling the truth, even if what you're saying is total crap. " Richard Belzer
87 " The strongest cards you have, are the ones you haven't played yet. "
88 " Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That's why we call it the present. " Winnie the Pooh
89 " As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was going to happen. " Winnie the Pooh
90 " You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. " Christopher Robin
91 " Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. "
Unsafe External Link