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Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Naruto, and Supernatural.

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Name: Natasha

Appearance: I have blonde hair and blue-gray eyes. I'm of average height. Though when compared to my friends I'm short... Eh, it's all in the perspective.

B-day: June 22

Theme song:Наталья Подольская - Зима

Favorite book: I have way to many to count

Favorite color: Black, Dark blue, and silver

Favorite character of all time: I can't choose, to many to list a single one

Most loved characters Russia and Prussia, and Pirate England

Most hated character Don't have one really

What is your favorite series Hetalia Axis Powers

Quote for life(my life)

It doesn't matter where you are, or what you have, or even who you do it with, It's what you do that's important. -me-

Funny Quote for life

People say I have an anger problem, I say I just have an annoying people problem.

Favorite Holiday


Favorite Musical Artists


Emily Autumn

Rise Against

Fall out Boy




Favorite subject? Foreign Languages

Favorite Anime & Manga


Favorite Show of all time

Scooby Doo

Boondock Saints


Blood Rayne

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN (or of German descent), so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (well, I try to anyway...)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I support this a hundred and ten percent

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.

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Adopted by Default by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Moby Dick is anything but peaceful on a regular day. The crew is just well used to their special brand of crazy, however. So when an unexpected guest arrives, it throws everyone into disorder. Really, where the hell is this cheeky brat's crew? Someone needs to tell Ace that his ship-brothers are NOT babysitters!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,818 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Luffy, Marco, Whitebeard, Thatch
The Lion and the Wolf by blackdragonsghost reviews
The Winchester brothers spend most of their time hunting monsters, but on their off days, they hunt something a little more entertaining... Very, VERY dark. I am not kidding here. Wincest, graphic violence, serial killer!AU. Slash, incest, and some very messed up boys doing some very messed up things.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Dean W., Sam W.] - Complete
Mother Russia by ScheherazadeTellerOf1001Tales reviews
Russia is summoned by England and while making his way to London somehow gets custody of the-boy-who-lived. Now how will Russia deal with parenthood, magic, and his son being the most famous child in the world?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,167 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Harry P., Russia, Canada, Prussia
Russian Magics by Filomene Hara reviews
on the night of his parents death Harry Potter is placed on his relatives' doorstep.Hating anything to do with magic they abandon him on the cold roads of Russia only for him to be found and raised by some strange, uh... people? NO PAIRINGS AS OF YET
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,903 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Harry P., Russia
Secret by FlippedOutFlippy reviews
They wanted time alone together, to show their love and become one again. They finally find themselves alone and waste no time in doing just that. GerRuss. GiftFic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2011 - [Germany, Russia] - Complete
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She's a bombshell reviews
Disclaimer:I do not own anything. Yaoi. Boyxboy. Long hair fell past his shoulders. Something wasn't right here. Dean ran into the bathroom where there was actually light. "Sonuvabitch! Sammy I'm a fucking chick!" Sam frowned and looked towards the bathroom where Dean was standing in the doorway. He coughed, "Dean, put on a shirt!"
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 5/14 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Precious reviews
They were precious memories. Disclaimer: I do not own anything. Warning: yaoi boy x boy, underage lovins (in chapter six) Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/30 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Only when it Rains
The rain holds the key, and he can't stop it. Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot of this story. Warning: Self harm and depression. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29 - Naruto U. - Complete
America's experience with policemen reviews
America is in England to visit, well England when he is accosted and shoved into an alley. Sometimes he was so unobservant. Rated M for a reason Contains Lemon, yaoi, boyxboy or what ever you wish to call it that means the same thing. Writen for Noobyaoiwriter. I don't own anything. Read and enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Good Reason to be Bad at Cards reviews
Prussia is bored, so he jumps at the chance to do something fun. Cards with the Baltics. But not just any cards, there are consequencees to losing these cards. Prussia gets a special punishment. How will Russia react? Rated M for a reason. Lemon, don't like, don't read. Lastly, and probably most important. I don't own anything! Enjoy! :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
The mirror reviews
Gilbert can see him. The man in th mirror. No one else can. Warning character death. Rated M for that. Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Death reviews
This has to be a dream, this can't be happening. Come on Iggy! Canada! Get up, s-stop playing around! Disclaimer: I own nothing Warning: Death, no sex of any sort. Please review
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2011 - America - Complete
Why Prussia thinks training is fun reviews
It's raining, it's muddy, and his brother is just too damn sexy. Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Warning: Mostly pure sex Yaoi Tenth reviewer gets a fanfic of any hetalia pairing they want. Reviews are appreciated.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Poor America reviews
As far as he was concerned, what he was doing wss like learning a foreign language. Painful for one or both parties. Mattie glared up at him, "Hurry up eh?" M for semi-suggestive scenes. Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/16/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Blue eyes reviews
She needs someone, a hero. He'sa hero, but can he save her? She wants so much, can she survive if her world falls from under her? Disclaime: The plot is mine, and he song is mine, but nothing else. Warning: no yaoi,but makes up for it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,954 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2011 - America - Complete
Timeline Curse reviews
England managed to curse Prussia with a timeline curse! Three things have to be done to get Prussia back to normal, can Germany build up the courage to do them? Disclamer: I don't own anything Warning: Yaoi in last chapter, lead up to in second chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Tutor Prussia reviews
No body likes Russia. Everybody fears him. The royal family goes through tutors like water because of it. Until one. He's not afraid of Russia, but... how does Russia feel? Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this. Warning: Lemons Hard ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
Austria's Phonecall reviews
Austria is bored. What happens when he calls Germany who is spending time with Prussia? Disclaimer: I don't own the characters. 10th reviewer gets a story of their choice any rating, any hetalia pairing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
40 Things Harry Potter is Not Allowed To Do reviews
Harry gets a Howler... This spells trouble, and... Three-somes! What is this all about? Disclaimer: I do not own anything, that honor belongs to J.K. Rowling. Warning: sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Time Stopped reviews
Teddy finds out he's gay. To make matters worse, he's in love with his godfather. What happens when Harry comes to check on him in the middle of the night and Teddy can't hold out any more? Disclaimer: I don't own this J.K. Rowling does Warning: Yaoi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Nightmares and Repercussions reviews
Remus has a nightmare, Mooney attacks Sirius and he can't do anything to stop it. What does Sirius do when he finds out? Warning: Lemons Dissclaimer: I own nothing that honor belongs to J.K. Rowlings!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dense reviews
James has loved Sirius for as long as he can remember. Remus realized it. So why didn't Sirius? Why did he have to be so... Dense? Warning:Lemons Disclaimer: I do not own anything that honor belongs to J.K. Rowlings!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Still Better reviews
Remus Lupin was not an easy man to suprise. Really he wasn't. He was prepared for most things. However, Harry naked and tied to his bed was not one of them... Disclaimer: I don't own anything. That honor belongs to J.K. Rowlings. Warning Lemons!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
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