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Heylo out there! My name is GotSwagger- as in Jack Swagger. Yeah, weird... right? You probably found my page because I reviewed a fanfiction, but in the rare case I actually write one... well... hi there too!

If you wanna chat, I am almost ALWAYS on AIM and MSN. My AIM is mahoukitty, my MSN is -- feel free to message me! Just let me know you found my info here :D

I live in Kentucky. I was really into wrestling as a child, but in the early 2000's I stopped watching. I watched the Slammies in 2010, and have been obsessed ever since (going back to watching every single RAW and Smackdown! over the last few years, watching all the PPVs, obsessively reading wrestler bios, *coughstalkingcough* following my faves on Twitter, etc) and I don't think I'll ever stop watching again!

I used to write fanfiction for anime (Bleach mostly), but I don't like to mix genre's on accounts so this is my Wrestling fic account. I no longer write anime fanfics, anyway.

I hate Divas. I absolutely do. I hate what the WWE has turned females into and I miss the days of strong, real women rather than pin-ups and skanks. So no, you probably won't find any Diva's in any stories I write; sorry.

And if the above didn't give you a hint, I write homosexual male stories. Or no-sexuality stories.

I will never write a story using a wrestlers real name. Wrestling is just like any other TV show (CSI/etc), I am playing with their character, not their person.

My fave wrestlers (currently fighting/not only WWE): JACK SWAGGAHHH, Randy Orton, John Morrison, John Cena, Evan Bourne, Justin Gabriel, Heath Slater, Chris Jericho, Daniel Bryan, Edge, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Ted DiBiase Jr, Cody Rhodes, Ziggler, Wade Barrett, Alberto Dorito, TEH CORRE, Undertaker, and CM Punk (without Nexus or SES). (sooo many J's...)

My anti-fave wrestlers (stab them for me!): Actually the only person I really get grumpy about seeing is Triple H when he's talking bad to daddeh ('Taker)... also, I will/do hate Sin Cara. Oh, and Hornswoggle. I hate him a lot... :|

TV Shows: Raw, Smackdown, TNA, NXT, House, Criminal Minds, Food Network, Law and Order SVU

Books: The Dark Hunter series

Music: 3OH!3, Black Eyed Peas, Fozzy, PeroxWhy?Gen, Basshunter, Bon Jovi, Brand New, Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, Orgy, Owl City, P.O.D., Pillar, Shinedown, I like all sorts of genres, these are just bands I have on my windows media playlist lol.

Top Twelve Wrestlers & Questions

1) Jack Swagger
2) John Morrison
3) Jericho
4) Jeff Hardy
5) Evan Bourne
6) Matt Hardy
7) Justin Gabriel
8) Daniel Bryan
9) John Cena
10) Randy Orton
11) Cody Rhodes
12) DiBiase Jr

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Matt/Cody? No. No please god do not exist.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Of course Jeff is friggen hawt. He's like... everything I love in a man!!!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Ted getting Daniel pregnant? *twitches* ... I can't even try to think what would happen, it's so... crack.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
It's John Cena. Of COURSE.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
JoMo and Matt... *shakes head*

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Evan and Cena or Evan and Orton... BOTH PLEASE!!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Justin walking in on JoMo and Ted having sex? He'd scream. And run away. And bleach his eyes.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Jericho/Orton: Randy is hearing voices, and they want him to DESTROY a certain Canadian... *evil grin*

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
... Swagger and Daniel... *considers this* I've never read it, but it'd be... interesting?

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
*scrubs the word 'title' away and replaces with 'plot'* Justin and Ted: Ted helps Justin get over his ejection from Nexus.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One
OH GOD I should have read these before I put my characters in that list. Jeff de-flowering Swagger? Two bottoms? Uhm... mutual penetration??

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I don't have friends. I'm sure Jericho's slept with everyone on the roster, though.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven?
No friends again, but it's Cody. Duh.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
JoMo, Jeff, Bourne... *drools a little*

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Ffff- you're so fricken tight."

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
... Party in the USA. *snickers* Daniel reminds me of the "American" type.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Swagger/Matt Hardy/DiBiase Jr. Warning: CRACKED BEYOND HELL, Gayseckz

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Orton: Hey JoMo, I like your sparkles. *snort*

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Rhodes about JoMo/Daniel: It's a lot of sparkles, a lot of posturing, and really geeky.

20) How emo is Seven?
Hmm. Justin does kinda seem emo to me but XD not super emo.

Sites that make me LOL:

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Cure My Tragedy A Letter To God by JacktheSinister JaketheJust reviews
Jeff ran away from home almost ten years ago. Now at 25 he's living on the streets trying to survive on drugs and sex. Will his fate change when he is saved by the local brothel? Will he be able to face his past? Can he tell Matt he's sorry and find love?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,086 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 8/21/2009 - CM Punk, Jeff Hardy
European Fantasy by Kermit The Yoda reviews
Hot little one story that contains three sexy European men, light bondage, S&M, and fantastic sex. Wade Barrett/Drew McIntyre/Sheamus/Random Female. R&R.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Wade Barrett, Drew McIntyre - Complete
Roads by UKnowSynMakesUWannaScream reviews
The sequel to Walls. Matts journey through recovery.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 100,002 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/24/2004
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Master Meets Student reviews
The Undertaker gets a surprise. Undertaker/Miz, First person POV, Bondage, SLASH
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2011 - The Undertaker, The Miz - Complete
Love Bites reviews
A/U. Vampires. Slash. Justin Gabriel finds himself falling for a red-headed rock star, but they soon discover they're in for more than they bargained for. Eventually rated M.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Justin Gabriel, Heath Slater
50 Prompt Challenge reviews
50 Word Prompt Challenge. Hosting different pairings, some slash, some pairings friendship only. See inside for more details. RATING VARIES
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - John Morrison/Nitro, The Miz - Complete
Do As Master Says reviews
Drew is pissed, Wade is the solution. McInWade, McIntyre/Wade. One shot. Smut, domination.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Wade Barrett, Drew McIntyre - Complete
Famous reviews
Evan just wants them to remember his name. CHARACTER DEATH. Hints at Male/Male.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Evan Bourne, Justin Gabriel - Complete
Hotel Shenanigans reviews
M/M Slash. Ice storms force the WWE to cancel all events, leaving the entire roster stuck in one hotel. Pool parties, Truth-or-Dare, and steamy sex ensues.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Evan Bourne, Jack Swagger