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Joined 01-25-11, id: 2720222, Profile Updated: 06-10-13
Author has written 24 stories for Hogan's Heroes, and Fugitive, 1963.

A funny thing happened on the way to the Hofbrau...

I'm an ex-freelance journalist with a special love for fiction and for Hogan's Hereos. In my teens, I married the two as an outlet from school and nearly 10 years later, I've found myself coming full circle with fanfiction.net and the wonderful HH community of writers. I hope I can contribute something to the world they've created.

To give you an idea of my writing style, I tend to favour first person perspectives from original or canon characters. That said, I will write in third person focusing on canon characters when I get an idea I like and hope to publish more of them in the future.

Also, you'll probably notice my stories feature a lot of music. I come from a musical house (where having the radio off is like not breathing) and I have a passion for almost all music, especially big band from the late 30s and early 40s, so if I can work music in while keeping a story realistic, I'll probably do it. I also have a passion for researching history and old radio and movies, which has helped give me a feel for the Second World War era.

I've written fan fiction in the past, particularly for Hogan's Heroes, some of which makes me shudder when I reread it, but isn't that the way it is for everyone? :) I got away from it in my teens when life had other ideas for me. It wasn't until a couple years ago that I even started watching Hogan's Heroes, and only recently, have come back to fanfiction with more knowledge (hopefully ;) than when I started.

I began as a reader, and, after talking with Konarciq , I realized it was time to start writing again and, while pondering how little back story the Heroes actually have and how their families remembered them before the war, I was introduced to Betty Carter, Marcella Lebeau, Mavis Newkirk, Anne Kinchloe and Margaret Hogan. Each has made me laugh, cry, and most of all, inspired me. Their stories have become the subject of a series of short stories: The Sisterhood of War. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I have reading your stories.

Since then, I've moved into more traditional HH fare, and even poetry. (Never saw that coming.) Expect to read more of it from me once I finish the Sisterhood series.

To everyone, registered or annoymous, who've sent me words of encouragement and commented on my stories, poetry/songfic, submissions to Snooky's Letters story, my Klink limerick for Marie's Menagerie of Poetry and my chapters for FanFic Court II: This Time It's Personal!, thank you so much for all the feedback. I never imagined my work would generate this kind of response. I'm truly humbled.

Best wishes to you all,

CHF

One year later...

A special thank you to everyone who's read my stories from the beginning. It means more to me than words can say. Would you believe it's been almost a year since I posted my first fanfic? And, now, I've been nominated in a few Papa Bear Awards categories. Another thank you goes out to those whomever nominated me. I'm surprised and very pleased. It's really an honour just to be nominated.

Two years later...

Many thanks to everyone who read the few stories I published this year. Also, a huge thank you to everyone involved involved in the PBAs. I'm pleased to join the ranks of HH authors who've won PBAs, with my story Sister Carter and Sister Newkirk, which won silver for Best Short Comedy and Best Teaser. As well, I'm pleased to say my court testimony won bronze in the Best Defence In Fanfic Court. Again, thank you to everyone for reading! I hope to publish something new in the near future.

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The Rest of the Family by dust on the wind reviews
Newkirk once claimed to have nine brothers and sisters. His mates didn't really believe it. But as it happens, it was true. Chapter 20: Brothers
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,465 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 3/13/2011 - P. Newkirk
The Last Secret by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
Marya always had a few surprises up her sleeve for Colonel Hogan...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Marya, R. Hogan - Complete
FanFic Court II: This Time Its Personal! by Jinzle reviews
Just when you thought it was safe to post again...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,284 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
The Crittendon Chronicles by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
The bumbling Brit tells his story...Winner of 2013 PBA for Best Portrayal of a Canon Extra, co-winner for Gold Award for Best Long Comedy, and co-winner of Silver Award for Best Long General Story.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,416 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - R. Crittendon - Complete
Stalag by Starlight by Belphegor reviews
A series of "Hogan's Heroes" snippets and snapshots. 6. Nobody in the barracks ever stops to contemplate the "might-have-beens" or the "almosts", or at least they try not to, because a guy can lose a lot of sleep over stuff like that.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012
The Reasoning of a Self-Proclaimed Neutral by newkathy97 reviews
A short bit of free-verse poetry I composed today in school. It explores in a bit more serious depth the reasons and emotions behind our favourite guard's most famous line. Note: I hang my head in shame; the last line of this was incorrect when I first posted!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/9/2012 - H. Schultz - Complete
The Mystery of the Exploding Bridges by Belphegor reviews
An epilogue of sorts to "Into the Woods". Major Hochstetter attempts to interrogate Newkirk, Carter and LeBeau to shed some light on the cooler - and the bridges in the area - being blown up. In hindsight, he should have known better.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Hochstetter - Complete
Carter's Elephant by Belphegor reviews
A translation of my French story. Sometimes, it takes years to develop a friendship; and sometimes, it only takes a conversation in the middle of the night.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2012 - P. Newkirk, A. Carter, L. LeBeau - Complete
Seeing the Eiffel Tower by dust on the wind reviews
Carter finally gets to visit Paris, just like he always wanted.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2012 - A. Carter, L. LeBeau - Complete
The Decision by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
Just how deeply could he commit himself? Entry for the 4th Hogan's Heroes Short-Story Speed-Writing Contest.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/20/2012 - R. Baker, J. Kinchloe - Complete
The Telephone Hour by snooky-9093 reviews
2013 PBA winner! Silver for best snapshot. A one-sided conversation. I'm sure you can all fill in the blanks. Just a little quick one-shot for Mother's Day.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Complete
One Night in Hammelburg: A Girls' Own Adventure by dust on the wind reviews
It was just supposed to be a simple catch-up between friends. But in Hammelburg, things never seem to stay simple for long...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,168 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Hilda, Helga, Marya, Tiger - Complete
Hochstetter's Stalag: Butterfly Effect by 80sarcades reviews
Continuation of 'Hochstetter's Stalag.' Death, visiting Stalag 13, has a chat with Colonel Hogan concerning his men. WARNING: Temporary Character Death - 2. Complete.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,526 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - R. Hogan, Hochstetter - Complete
A Menagerie of Poetry by Marie1964 reviews
"We have a new mission from London," Hogan informed his men, who were gathered around him by the radio. "We're having a poetry contest." What happens when the characters read poems about themselves?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,145 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011
The Visitor by 80sarcades reviews
No one is ever truly alone on Christmas Day...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/25/2011 - R. Hogan - Complete
A Crittendon Christmas by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
A Christmas Eve spent far from home...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - R. Crittendon - Complete
Ten Young Ladies by konarciq reviews
... and Newkirk is in love...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/23/2011 - P. Newkirk - Complete
The Explosions Song by konarciq reviews
"I've tried to come up with HH lyrics to 'I Have a Little Dreidel', but I can't seem to get past the first two lines," Snooky said this afternoon. "Can't you try for me?" Here is the result, although it may not be quite what she expected...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/22/2011 - A. Carter - Complete
The Little Strudel Boy by konarciq reviews
Walking a post on a cold, cold night, there is only one person to turn to for some much needed relief: the little Strudel boy!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2011 - H. Schultz, L. LeBeau - Complete
Letters by snooky-9093 reviews
A response to Hubbles: "Dear Prisoner, Teacher Made Me Write You" challenge...***anyone who wishes to contribute their own letters, please send them to me via pm or email, and I'll post them for you! Thanks.**** NOW COMPLETE. THANK YOU EVERYONE.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 15,140 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Complete
Like Carter, Like Sis by inhonoredglory reviews
The following story is based on actual events... No, really.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2011 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
The Thrilling Adventures of a Boy Spy by inhonoredglory reviews
It's not every kid who can save Hogan's operation.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,891 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Complete
Everyone Deserves a Night Off by Frankie Alton reviews
Usually Hogan gets the girl of the week, but what about the times when that girl happens to be a diehard Nazi? Hochstetter gets lucky, that's what. One-shot, based on the episode "Axis Annie"
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Hochstetter - Complete
Return of the Informer by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
Just when the Heroes thought they had seen the last of this guy...Winner of the 2012 Papa Bear Award for Best Story, and based on a suggestion provided by dust on the wind.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,530 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
Welcome Back, Carter by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
Carter's return to Stalag 13. Follow-up to "Missing the Boat".
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/22/2011 - J. Kinchloe, A. Carter - Complete
Pride and Prejudice by konarciq reviews
When Stalag 13 holds a story writing contest, both pride and prejudice are bound to get on top of some people. Written for the Short Story Speedwriting Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
Dirt by Goldleaf83 reviews
Carter contemplates dirt while down in the tunnel. Episode based.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/14/2011 - A. Carter - Complete
The Guys in the Back Row by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
Tales of Hogan's lesser-known Heroes.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,391 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
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Being for the Benefit of Major Hochstetter reviews
When Major Hochstetter threatens the Stalag 13 operation yet again, Hogan gets help from an unexpected source. An answer to Snooky's Fab Four Challenge. Songlist is available in Chapter 2.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,515 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Complete
Sister Carter and Sister Newkirk reviews
Ever hear the one about the two nuns who walk into a bar?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2012 - P. Newkirk, A. Carter - Complete
Heroes and Villains reviews
When one of the guys in the back row uncovers a plot to capture Papa Bear, only he and a certain nephew of Oskar Schnitizer's can save the day. Written for Hubble's Short Story Speed Tournament.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Complete
The Long Cold Night reviews
I started to scream until a knife blade dug into my throat. "Are you deaf?" he hissed. "I said shut up!"
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3/26/2012 - G. Linkmeyer - Complete
I Get Along Without You Very Well reviews
It's 1946, and boys like Andrew Carter are coming home to the lives they left behind.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - A. Carter - Complete
A Gift from a Sergeant reviews
When Hilda helps her friend bring Christmas to a Catholic orphanage, she receives an unexpected Christmas surprise of her own.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Hilda, J. Kinchloe - Complete
The Spirit of St Louis reviews
On a cold winter night, LeBeau reminiscences about a magical night in Paris.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2011 - L. LeBeau - Complete
If I Die Before You Wake reviews
The minutes tick by as Genevieve DuBois waits for her husband's return, and receives a caller no wife of a French underground member wants on her doorstep. Sequel to Days of Bombs and Roses.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - M. Dubois - Complete
Long Ago and Far Away reviews
Margaret Hogan's world is turned upside down by the arrival of a telegram. Final part of the Sisterhood of War.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,937 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Complete
Days of Bombs and Roses reviews
A glimpse into the little known life of one of Papa Bear's underground contacts.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/2/2011 - M. Dubois - Complete
One Saturday Afternoon reviews
On his day off, Schultz is left in charge of his nephew while his wife goes to the store. What could possibly go wrong?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2011 - H. Schultz - Complete
Willie and Bertie reviews
General Burkhalter explains why exactly Klink is still in charge of Stalag 13. Set during Cupid comes to Stalag 13.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - A. Burkhalter, W. Klink - Complete
Rain reviews
Kimble reflects on his past trials as he readies himself for his greatest challenge yet. Pre-series.
Fugitive, 1963 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2011 - R. Kimble - Complete
Paper Doll reviews
Kinch's youngest sister, Anne, reflects on life in the Kinchloe family during the fall of 1944. Part four in the Sisterhood of War.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
Who's Afraid of the Gestapo? reviews
It was your basic prisoner/dog swap. Too bad Hogan didn't count on the a virus sending his latest scheme topsy turvy. Entry in Hubbles's third Short-Story Speed-Writing Tournament.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2011 - R. Hogan - Complete
The Devil Inside reviews
What would you do if you were in Airman Gene Wright's shoes? Entry in Hubbles's third Short-Story Speed-Writing Tournament.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2011 - A. Carter - Complete
I Dreamed Once So Long Ago reviews
An compliation of thoughts that could have run through Dr. Kimble's mind during his four years of hell. Also a summary of the series.
Fugitive, 1963 - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/8/2011 - R. Kimble - Complete
Twas the Twilight of Never reviews
The rhymester with the rediscovered poetic voice strikes again! This familiar ode's a loving tribute to Snooky's Fanfic court. Enjoy!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Thanks for the Hochstetter Memories reviews
A songfic salute to 80sarcades' latest Hochstetter adventure. If you haven't read it, this may make even less sense.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Hochstetter - Complete
I Love You Mary Jane reviews
A young man's thoughts turn to the girl he loves.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2011 - A. Carter - Complete
The Chances we take for the Rules we Break reviews
Lebeau's sister Marcella discovers the differences between right and wrong are only shades of grey when her past returns to haunt her. Part three in the Sisterhood of War.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Complete
Londontown is Burning Down reviews
On one of the darkest nights in London's history, Newkirk's sister Mavis comes to terms with her family and the effects of war. Part two in the Sisterhood of War.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Complete
Young Man With a Horn reviews
Carter is thrilled when he receives a gift from his sister Betty. He never imagine how far a small kindness could go. Continuation of I'll Be Seeing You.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - A. Carter - Complete
I'll Be Seeing You reviews
Betty Carter is tired of working a dead end job and missing her brother on her 21st birthday. Little did she know how much things could change when a stranger comes to town. Part one of The Sisterhood of War.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2011 - A. Carter - Complete