Poll: Should Kita (From Neko's Final Fantasy) end up with Seymour or Tidus? Vote Now!
Author has written 2 stories for Final Fantasy X, and Twilight.
Neko's Final Fantasy URLS:
Link to Kita's Weapon: http://img1.lln.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/10082008/5/1/1/b/511b8f800c03d0_full.jpg
Link to Carmina's Weapon: http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS7P84LmIOn1nC7u1VdvmSH97DFTNq8KvByxRHYzwM_fc1pMiO1
Link to Kita's Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/kita_ffx_fanfic/set?id=114749238
Link to Carmina's Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/carmina_ffx_fanfic/set?id=114749505
What's the difference between a friend and a best friend?
Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink
Best friends: Help themselves and are the reason your fridge is always empty
Friends: Would bail you out of jail
Best Friends: Would be sitting next to you saying "God! Was that fun or what?"
Friends: Have never seen you cry
Best Friends: Would never tell anyone that you cried, just laugh about it in private when you're not upset anymore.
Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
Best Friends: lose your stuff, but that's okay, you never returned the shirt you borrowed from them either.
Friends: Only know a few things about you.
Best friends: Could write a whole embarrassing biography.
Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Best Friends: Would walk in and say "I'm home!"
Friends: Would be there to take your drink away when they think you're had enough.
Best Friend: Will be holding back your hair while you throw up in the toilet. After this, you won't get drunk again.
Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you
Best Friend: Would go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Friend: Will help you up when you fall
Best Friend: Would continue walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
Friend: Will share their umbrella in the rain
Best Friend: Would take yours and say, "RUN, BITCH, RUN!
Birthday: May 1
Current Location: Somewhere...
Eye Color: Silvery-Blue
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Russian, Scottish, Dutch, and Canadian.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneakers
Your Weakness: Books.
Your Fears: Dolls, Clowns, Heights, Spiders, etc.
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese and Olives.
Your Most Missed Memory: My dinner from last night. :c
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: If I have to choose, McD's.
Single or Group Dates: I've only been on a single date. o-o
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frappuccino
Have you Been in Love: Maybe.
Do you want to get Married: Depends on the person.
Do you think you are Attractive: A bit
Are you a Health Freak: Definitely Not.
Do you get along with your Parents: Erm. Sort've with my mum.
Do you like Thunderstorms: NO.
Do you play an Instrument: Alto Sax.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nuh.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Chef/Pastry Chef
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl... Someone who loves you the way you are.
Favorite Eye Color: Green
Favorite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Long
Best Clothing Style: Wake up and throw shit on because you're late for school.
Favorite Colors: Black.
Favorite Anime(s): Ouran High School Host Club, Diabolik Lovers, Brothers Conflict, Hellsing Ultimate and Loveless.
Anime Crushes: All the Sakamaki Brothers (Diabolik Lovers), and Louis Asahina (Brothers Conflict), Soubi Agatsuma (Loveless), Kyoya Ootort (OHSHC), Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate)
Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.
You know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Education is important. Although school is another matter entirely.
Music is love in search of words.
Always forgive your enemies, it's the best way to annoy them out of their minds.
I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends.
I ran with scissors and lived!
I don't obsess. I just think intensely.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
The knack of flying is attempting to fall . . . and missing the ground.
Somebody needs a happy meal.
I find the phrase "Good Morning" an oxymoron.
Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends," is like your dog dying, and your mom saying you can keep it.
You're just jealous that the little voices are talking to me.
I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends would talk to me.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.
Never knock on Deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.
Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
Ooooo . . . A life. Where can I download one?
I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor"--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun!
Annoying things to do in an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
Stupid Warning Labels:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (but that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On T-Rat (Military food): "Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only" (Hmm, no wonder less people are joining the military nowadays...)
Paranoid - High
Schizoid - High
Schizotypal - Very High -
Antisocial - High
Borderline - Very High
Histrionic - Moderate
Narcissistic - Low
Avoidant - High
Dependent - Low
Obsessive-Compulsive - Low
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