Author has written 133 stories for NCIS, Balto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Lord of the Flies, Grimm, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Supernatural, Simpsons, Mortal Instruments, and House, M.D..
"If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die." - Unknown
"I write to give myself strength, I write to be the characters that I am not, I write to explore all the things I am afraid of." - Joss Whedon
"If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it's most likely a duck" - My Dad
Bday: 7/11 (Cool huh? free slurpie!)
Location: Shit Towne by Live
Status: Single, but i'm still mentally dating Dean Winchester >:3
Hobbies: Singing, Writing, Guitar, Reading, Listening to Music, Photography, Filmaking, Drawing, Fanfiction, Playing with my dog Abby
Favorite Band: Live
Favorite 80's Band: Journey
Music Genre: Alternative mostly, favorite time period of music would be the 80's
Likes: Yaoi, Balto, All Dogs Go To Heaven, NCIS, How I Met Your Mother, The Simpsons, Hetalia- Axis Powers/World Series, Supernatural, Percy Jackson, hentai, yuri (but not hard yuri), Sherlock, Grimm, The Mortal Instruments Series, Divergent Series, Modern Family
MY SHIPS: (don't like em...jump off and swim)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Lukercy aka PercyxLuke, Percico aka PercyxNico, Percabeth (in the book series), LeoxHazel
Hetalia: USUK, SuFin, GerIta, Spamano, (sometimes) FrUk, (sometimes) AmeriCan, PruHun, PolandxLithuania, My OCS: ZachxDeke, FloridaxArizona, DavexAlaska
All Dogs Go To Heaven: CharliexSasha, ItchyxBess, CharliexBelladona, CharliexItchy (sometimes)
Balto: BaltoxJenna, BaltoxSteele, KodixDusty
NCIS: Tiva, Jibbs, McAbby, GibbsxFornell (These ones ONLY in the fanfiction world): Tibbs, McNozzo, McGibbs
Supernatural: Destiel, Sabriel, Balcifer, Crobby (In RPS with OCS): AdriennexDean, AlicexRonnie, DeanxJillick Matthews
The Mortal Instruments Series: Clace, Jalec, Malec (OTP :3), SimonxClary (I mostly respect Simon for respecting Clary's wishes and still being her friend even after she denied him), Sizzy
Divergent Series: FourTris
Tintin/Haddock (Adventures of Tintin)
Nanami/Tomoe (Kamisama Kiss)
LuckyxCookie (Pound Puppies)
MiguelxTulio (Road to Eldorado)
WHAT I WRITE AND WHY I WRITE IT:
NCIS: NCIS is my main fandom, it has been for quite awhile and will probably always hold that title. I love the show and the way the characters are written and portrayed. I write a lot of case-fics, although most of my fics are Tony-centric because I believe Tony is a complex character that I have fun picking apart and piecing back together again. So a lot of the stories I publish on here will be about him. I like adding a bit of a supernatural twist to NCIS by using ghosts and legends because a lot of real life experiences with such things spur my writing as well as spiritual experiences. The major pairings that will be seen in my fics are Tiva and Jibbs. I ship McAbby, but more as a friendship so you may see some McAbby on here. Tibbs, McNozzo, or McGibbs will only come up in AU or crack fics and I ship them ONLY in the fanfiction world and as BrOTPs on the show. If you're looking for Zibbs, Gabby, Tabby or McGiva, YOU WONT FIND IT HERE. I DO NOT ship any of those pairings and I never will. I see Gibbs as a father figure to Abby and Ziva and Tony and McGee as brother figures to them. I'll probably start doing more fics with Ellie Bishop in them since i've fallen in love with her character and hope to see more of her! :3
Supernatural: Supernatural is my other newly adopted main fandom. I fell in love with it when my friends introduced me to it and i have been in love with it ever since. I write mostly romance for this fandom although occasional angst will come up. I write the pairings of Destiel, Sabriel, Balcifer, and Crobby. I DO NOT AND WILL NOT EVER EVER EVER WRITE WINCEST. I'm sorry to those who ship it but i will never ever ship any ship that has two brothers by blood paired in it uh uh not happening. I don't write Megstiel because of obvious reasons although I know Cas kissed her and possibly had a crush on her I'm sorry I'm a hard core Destiel shipper.
Grimm: I am not as obsessed with Grimm as I am NCIS and Supernatural but Grimm stories will come up frequently under my authors name. I'll write mostly romance for this as well, occasionally casefics. I write the pairing MonroexNick, I know I know it's not canon as of yet and probably never will be but I can dream. I REALLY don't like Juliette and Rosalee honestly and NOT because I ship MonroexNick but because personally i find her's and Rosalee's characters very boring and flat and I feel like they could do more with them and maybe they will later on because Grimm is only entering it's third season, but for now I really don't like them.
Hetalia: ATTENTION READERS!!! THIS IS IMPORTANT OR ELSE I WOULDN'T HAVE USED UNDERLINE ITALICIZED AND BOLD PRINTS:
I am officially retiring from the Hetalia writing fandom, yeah i know it's sad, but i have lost inspiration for most of my fics. I WILL NOT take down any of my completed fics, BUT all unfinished ones WILL NOT BE UPDATED NOR WILL ANY NEW FICS BE PUBLISHED UNDER THIS FANDOM CATEGORY! I'm REALLY sorry guys it's just i don't wanna push out chapters and have them be crap. I have spent my time in the fandom and now it's time to step aside. I MIGHT (BIG MIGHT THERE) update later on and start writing for it again, but for now all unfinished fics will be deleted, again im sorry :(
THE ONLY HETALIA FIC(s) I WILL CONTINUE IS MY LET'S MAKE A DEAL SERIES!!
My other stories: I'll write for various catergories here and there but my main three fandoms as listed above are NCIS, Grimm, and Supernatural so expect most of my stories to be for them.
Genres I don't write for:
Extremely hard yaoi:I'm not really uncomfortable reading it, but i'm actually quite uncomfortable writing it. Now fail!sex and passionate love scenes i'm ok with but hard yaoi nope sorry (NOTE: THIS MAY CHANGE SOON AS I AM FORCING MYSELF TO WRITE LIKE THIS)
Horror: I MIGHT do a FEW horror stories here and there but mostly i don't write for horror because i dont feel like a do a good enough job in making scary stories. This may change later on though.
Fantasy: I'm honestly not really into dungeons and dragons and damsels in distress it's all too cliche for me.
Sci-Fi: Again like horror, maybe a little here and there, but the genre's never really piqued my interest too much.
Western: Will probably RARELY come up
Rally Johnson-Jones (Florida)
Zach Johnson (later Jones)
Deke Mallard (later Jones)
Taylor Johnson-Jones (Arizona)
David "Dave" Allen McCoy
Judith "Jude" Collins
Sarah Marie Paddington-DiNozzo (SHE GUEST STARS IN MY SUPERNATURAL STORIES TOO BUT NOT MUCH ABOUT NCIS IS MENTIONED SO DON'T WORRY)
Hollyander "Holly" Winchester
Veronica "Ronnie" Campbell (no relation to Dean's grandparents)
Alice (i do not own the rights to Alice i did not create her i am merely borrowing her from my friend Jade aka Alaska McCoy on fanfiction who did)
Zach (he was never really given a last name)
Tom and Rita Smith (Megan's parents)
Ron (Charon's (the boat pusher in Greek Mythology) son, never given a last name)
The Following are My Best Friends Ever on Fanfiction
Surfer girly 22
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
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"That's just it, she can't see the trees through the forest..." - My mom
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself. I do this rather frequently.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the pens people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101. (Nope)
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You know you're obsessed with Supernatural when...
1)You can't eat pie without wanting to save some for Dean.
2)You call people idjit more then you call them their real name
3)When you carry around salt and silver just in case
4)When you have your childhood teddy bear on suicide watch
6)Everytime you hear a song that was on the show you feel the need to share with everyone the exact details of when it was on and in which episode.
7)You taped pictures of Sam and Dean to your ceiling so the last thing you see before you fall asleep is their beaming faces.
8) when someone say the word SUPERNATURAL near you and the first thing that comes out in your mind is Dean and Sam in the Impala.
9) When you see the Winchester ( The Gun ) and you think, No its the Dean and Sam last name , not a gun.
10) When you hear someone saying bitch, you automatically reply JERK .
11 ) ( MY CASE ) When you play Guitar Hero II , only to play ' Carry on wayward son ' !
12) When you hate a girl ( Ruby, Anna ) Just coz they do it with the boys :)
13)Everytime you play Guitar Hero you want to challenge Jared Padalecki
14)if someone tries to give you a puppy dog look you tell them they can't do it like Sammy
15)everytime you see a guy with his shirt off you compare him to Sam and Dean
16) You love guys in towels.
17)You relate things in the show to your life.
18)You carry around paperclips just in case.
19)When you're sitting in a dull class and plan an escape Steve McQueen style.
20)When you're playing a game called: "You know you're obsessed with Supernatural when." ;)
21)You suddenly want to buy a 67 Chevy Impala.
22)You swear you'll marry one or both of the boys one day, or the metallicar.
23) When someone is acting odd or losing their temper, you whisper "Christo!"
24)Whenever a light flickers you go for the salt
25)You carry salt packets around just in case
26)If you hear rats you assume you have a Poltergeist
27)You love the Smurfs. (and you didn't before)
28)To be prepared in any situation you make sure you have peanut M&M’s.
29)When you sit through bad movies just to see one of the SPN guys.
30) when you bake ghost cookies for the premire.
31)Your family is prepared to kill you if you say one more thing about Sam or Dean
32)You got all of your friends addicted because you were bored
33)You're in the top 20 of the pop quiz boards
34)when you're not watching SPN you're on your computer looking at pictures
35)You quote the show in normal non SPN related conversations
36)You randomly start hitting your steeling wheel whenever your driving in your car.
37You now refer to M&M's as bread crumbs.
40)You love the word 'Dude' in every sentence.
41)Youcan't listen to "Eye of the Tiger" anymore without cracking up
42)You cut up SPN Magazines and turn all of the pics into collages on your walls
43)Your family now hates SPN
44)Whenever you watch Batman you think of Dean
45)You don't force teddy bears to go to tea parties anymore
46)You think of Dean when you see/hear apple pies.
47)When you start calling your own brother "geek boy"
48)You really want to go to Lawrence, Kansas
49)When you actually start buying magazines when you haven't in years just because Jared/Jensen is in them.
51)You don't like the name Meg anymore.
52)Your new favourite bands are Metallica, Motorhead, AC/DC.
53)you compare every show on television to SPN
54)You cry everytime you Jared dies in House of Wax
55)you start calling yourself a Samgirl, Deangirl, Casgirl, etc. on a regular basis
56)You yell in demonstration, if someone ask if they can borrow your SPN DVDs.
57)Every wallpaper (on your computer, phone ect.) is with SPN.
58)When you want to start a new hobby... throwing knives and shooting are the first opportunities that pops up in our head.
59)You don't play soccer anymore because bow hunting is better
60)You can't write regular peoms anymore because they are now all SPN influenced
You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!
You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH
You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Jasper, I say LUKE!
You say Alice, I say THALIA!
You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!
You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!
You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!
You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!
You say Esme, I say ZOE!
You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!
You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY
10 Signs You are a Dean Girl
1. Quarters turn you on.
2. You always get the extra cookie
3. Gym shorts make you smile funny
4. You call anyone you know named Sam Sammy
5. Suddenly alcoholics don't seem all that bad.
6. You get very offended when someone tells you to go to Hell.
7. You know more about '80s hairbands now than you did in 2005.
8. When you see a Prius, you try not to cry.
9. Any reference to cassette tapes, Doublemint Twins, cats in lockers, the fabric softener teddy bear, purple nurples, busty asian beauties, Matlock, The Shining, Silence of the Lambs, Oktobe"rfest, Angel Food cake, flashlight manning, being so awesome, Cialis, sorority girls, pig in a poke, strip-o-gram, necrophelia, Batman, Gumby and/or Pokey, Ken Doll, Blue Steel, Silent Night, Teddy Bears, Mr. Rogers, the Cheif, handsome devils, REO Speedwagon, Eye of the Tiger, Bon Jovi, Die Hard, Do overs, scissors, Yorkies, Asia ("Heat of the Moment"), Chuckles, the full cowgirl, Fudge, slow dancing aliens, Manburger Helper, dog for dinner, minature philly cheese steak sandwhiches, PAs, being adorable, Demi Moore, Swayze'd, Obi Wan Kanobi, frisky women, clowns and/or midgets, Astronauts, howler monkeys, airplanes, Smith and Wesson, right?!, asshats, Paris Hilton, womens underwear, virgins, brothels, creaky old guys, Dr. Sexy, sitcoms, Japaneses Game shows, CSI, bigger mouths, Knight Rider, boredom, hot nurses, ham, cowboy boots, PUDDING!, howdy partner, "I Wuv Hugz", loving the devil, Cupid, make you laugh and no one else around you knows why.
10. Whenever you see a semi you flinch
10 Signs You're a Castiel Girl
1. The phrase "Touched by an Angel" has a whole new meaning for you.
2. Trench coats are sexy.
3. You want to smack Dean in the back of the head in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me"
4. You want to hug Castiel in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me."
5. Seeing a Liquor store makes you wonder how drunk it would make him to drink it.
6. The Chrysler building holds a special place in your heart.
7. Nothing would make you happier than to see Naomi's head on a spit.
8. Assbutt is an acceptable insult.
9. References to narcotics, orgies, virgins, "that's how I roll", voices in cell phones, flatbread, not ordering from the menu, whoopie cushions, new FBI agents, pretty angel boys, action figures, brothels, Glenn Close, "I am very surprised" and "not incontinent", White Castle cheeseburgers, buses, lying, mass quantities of alcohol, assbutts, bees, Twister, Sorry, cats, cartoons, lipstick and "playing 'bad cop'" are freakin' funny and the people around you don't get it.
10. Clapping like a seal and giggling like a sea-horse is a normal occurrence whenever he's on the screen.
You know you're a Malec fan when:
8. you go back to COG just to read the party scene again
9. you post this...just because you agree with me
My ONLY Rant thus far:
Ok guys so sue me for this if you want but i would like to say my peace:
The number one thing I can't stand in the Destiel fandom is when writers turn Dean into this flaming homosexual horndog that only wants to fuck Cas and when they turn Cas into a submissive meek and shy incapable little angel. Cas and Dean are more complex characters than most writers make them out to be.
Dean is NOT gay! I repeat, Dean is NOT gay! But I'm not saying he doesn't love Cas. There's different kinds of love regardless of the obvious kind that most people associate the word with. I acknowledge the profound bond they share and I do truly believe they love one another, but again NEITHER ONE OF THEM IS GAY. Cas is indifferent to sexual orientation, but he can feel emotions since he fell. Dean at the LEAST may be a closeted bi-sexual as for him being full on gay nope sorry he's not.
Straight guys can also acknowledge a nice looking man when they see one, hence Dean. He's had a few "gay" moments in the show, but hasn't every guy in real life? I'm sure Dean could acknowledge that a man looks nice but he prefers women guys, it's pretty obvious.
And the final thing I have to say to reiterate my point of Dean not being gay, even if he's in love with Cas, he's in love WITH CAS THE ANGEL. NOT CAS'S VESSEL.
As for Cas, he's no shy, meek, angel. He killed a lot of his own kind, demons, and innocent people. So technically he's a badass in a sense. He went to hell and back (literally) for Dean and Sam and he's a warrior, he'll fight if he has too even if he doesn't want to.
NOTE: THIS IS JUST MY PERSONAL OPINION. I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER FLAME ANYONE'S STORY JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN'T GO WITH MY OPINION OF THE DESTIEL PAIRING. I LOVE THIS PAIRING AND I'M GLAD OTHERS DO AS WELL. IF I READ A STORY I DON'T LIKE I JUST EXIT OUT, I DON'T FLAME OR CRITICIZE :)
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