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Joined 01-25-11, id: 2720462, Profile Updated: 04-08-11
Author has written 3 stories for EastEnders, Mighty Boosh, and IT Crowd.

Painting pictures with words

"A bit about the writer"

hey there, so um yeah... if your reading this it means you've stopped by my page, thank you for taking the time to read my ramblings :)

I'm essentially an artist I suppose, mainly performance, acting and such. I guess you could say my medium is imagination. I tried my hand at traditional art forms and I'm not terrible but I'm not amazing either, so I now turn to express myself in what has essentially been a strength of mine since childhood (or so I'm told), the written word. I just need to get back into it haha kinda rusty :p

Anyhoo what I'm trying to say is my acting background has taught me how to see and understand people, and hopefully my stories reflect that, it feels great to be a part of a community of writers that can share their imagination with others who appreciate it :)

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As Loki Would Have It by wanderingmindstravelfar reviews
A Loki/Reader fic: You, the reader, are imprisoned in Asgard after taking the blame for a crime you didn't commit. However, prison life takes a turn for the better when Loki is placed in the neighboring cell. [This will eventually become a romance between Loki/reader, I just wanted to set up a bit of back-story first]
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,071 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Loki, Frigga
I Am Rose Tyler by AnnCarter reviews
"I am the Bad Wolf," she told him once. "The Time War ends." Now he knows what she really meant. Set in the end of "The Day of the Doctor".
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] 11th Doctor, War Doctor - Complete
Amora's Rage by swampmonsterextraordinaire reviews
Set after Loki's antics on earth, featuring Amora the Enchantress. Sex, violence, magic, kinkiness, shape shifting, frost giants and brother issues.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,176 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Loki - Complete
Songbird by Ikuni Hattori reviews
The Pregnancy Series - Loki gives Sigyn a present. Logyn fluff
Norse Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Sigyn, Loki - Complete
A Bright Spark by The Hazeldines reviews
Takes place after the last episode. Jewel is eight months pregnant and Bill couldn't be happier. But what does this mean for their relationship?
Suburban Shootout - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,083 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013
First Kiss by The Hazeldines reviews
Bill and Jewel decide to go on a real date, a picnic in the park. Jewel realizes that Bill might be the one but has no idea how to tell him. A fluffy one shot. Takes place between the first season and the second season.
Suburban Shootout - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Complete
Conversations by HowWonderfulLifeIs reviews
A more in-depth look at the relationship between William and Peggy, told through brief encounters between the two.
Cranford - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2012 - William B., Peggy Bell
Drunken Kisses by xYouMakeMeWannaDiex reviews
Howard brings home a drunk Vince and tries to get him to bed; while Vince just wants Howard.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Context by Concupiscence66 reviews
Fill for a prompt: Howard has a photograph of Vince in his wallet. Vince wants to know why.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Fidelity by TragedyBunny reviews
The story of Sigyn's first night with Loki
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Complete
Monday mornings by littlemisssexkitty reviews
vince x howard, fluff. dont like it? dont read it.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Party with a twist by water.colored.angel
Vince and Howard have known each other for a very very long time and when Vince needs Howard to save his life Howard is there to play along.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Howard M., Vince N.
The Secret Episode by Smelling Margaret reviews
"Why'd you not use the Old Gregg ending to party?" "Well, see, it was initially going to be a two part thing..."
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Vince N., Howard M.
I Don't Think I'm In Camden Anymore by Chalcedony Rivers reviews
Whilst searching for a hairdryer in Naboo's room, Vince finds himself on a psychedelic adventure to find the Wizard of Camden, destroy the Wicked Witch of West London, and get home before the Topshop sale starts. A story in 2 parts.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Vince N. - Complete
Quirk by kaletra7 reviews
A girl enters the Nabootique to clean up after a fall. Soon, however, she finds herself a lot closer to the men working in the shop, especially a certain Electro Goth Fairy we all know and love. A Vince/OC story. For a bit of fun, light-hearted reading.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Vince N.
Idris by a daughter called random reviews
Because when you're in love with someone, waiting seven hundred years to meet them is nothing.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Companion by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
while trying to make a TARDIS, the Doctor and the TARDIS talk about the more recent companions.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/14/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Alternative Ending To Party by Blossom Utonium reviews
The alernative ending to the episode Party of the Mighty Boosh.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
How to feel by s-burnam reviews
Annie wants to be more solid and Mitchell decides to help. Annie/Mitchell
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell
Talk to me, Howard by WiseGirl reviews
Howard is ignoring Vince, and Vince doesn't like it... Howince
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Hottest You Can Get by MlleImparfait reviews
Just how DID Vince get that scar from falling asleep on the straightener? Howince.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Vince N., Howard M.
In Your Arms by ElectroGirlNoir reviews
Vince cries in the nighttimes. Howard's there.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Rooftop by AllTimeNatalie reviews
'The moon was especially big that night stars cluttering the sky and surrounding it. It was a beautiful night, even prettier from the rooftop and Vince's wide eyes twinkled from the starlight.' Howince drabble.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Howard M., Vince N.
Taking Control by MyLittleStorys reviews
Annie and Mitchell spend their first night together after George moves out. Say about S2.
Being Human - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell - Complete
Fingertips by The Ashcroft Moon reviews
What goes on the roof stays on the roof. Howard never lets me finish my sentences. Once, just once, I really wish he would.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Richmond's Bird by Deidra Carmichael reviews
Have you ever wondered what Richmond's girlfriend will be like? It all started when Jen and he are invited to a party. Jen complains of having no beau while Richmond is thrilled with having one. It's up to Moss and Roy to find out who she is.
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Mutual Misunderstandings by thickets reviews
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde. Written for The Mighty Battle of Boosh on LJ. Prompt: "Mighty Boosh, Howard/Vince, Everyone thinks they are together and it’s all a coy act to pretend they're not."
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Echoes of Sensation by SabaceanBabe reviews
She never thought she'd be able to feel like this again...
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell - Complete
Don't Touch Me by KickingRoses reviews
Vince wonders "Why?" and thinks he's worked out the answer. Howard shows him he couldn't be more wrong. Tender fluffy oneshot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
The Spirit of JesusDay by KickingRoses reviews
Vince is afraid that Howard's lost his Christmas spirit. Then he finds a strange creature in Naboo's cellar. Yep, that's my summary and I'm sticking to it.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Vince N., Howard M.
Between the Lines by Froody reviews
Budge up, stand down, and strap yourself in for a Romantic Proposition, a Misunderstanding, and a cheeky dose of Metaphorical Man-Love.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Grace Land by SisiDraig reviews
Vince and Howard get accidently married in Vegas - One Shot!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
Feels Something Like Summertime by SisiDraig - 2 reviews
Sequel/Prequel to 'When Two People Cuddle in A Special Way'. The boys are three and Howard and Vince take them to the park to feed ducks. Though nothing is ever that simple... - One snap shot at the lives of the Noir-Moon family! Bit fluffy really.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
When Two People Cuddle In A Special Way by SisiDraig - 2 reviews
Howard and Vince go on holiday and come back with a *lot* more than they bargained for... Please R&R.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,289 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
The Method Actor by Froody reviews
While Vince suits up, Howard scats out. What happens when each tries on the other's identity for size? Take a peek inside for some comic scrambles, scat allergies, extremely tight jumpsuits, and sweet, sweet fluff. Did I mention rather tight jumpsuits?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
White Wedding by irishhair reviews
Howard and Vince are finally getting married! This is a complete crack fic, not an attempt at serious prose in any way. Cameos from many minor characters. Surprise secondary pairings...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Dinner for Two by CailenBraern reviews
It's a year since The Party. Vince promises to let Howard decide how to celebrate his 33rd birthday, but all Howard wants is a minimal fuss and to connect like they used to do.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,318 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
RichmonJen by Marmalade-Boy100 reviews
A short richmond/Jen "IT crowd" fic there was no "IT crowd" category so I had to put it here sorry for any inconveniance caused enjoy!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008
The Green Door by SisiDraig reviews
Mighty Boosh/ IT crowd cross over. Set after 'The Red door'. Jen can't resist but open the green door, with the help of the Goth, Richmond. Though when they go through the door they do not expect to come out in Vince and Howard's sitting room!...xx
Crossover - Mighty Boosh & IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,916 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Boosh Baby! by Isobel Morgan reviews
A mysterious parcel delivered to Nabootique turns everyone's lives upside down and brings out unexpected paternal instincts in our boys. This is unashamedly girly, I know, but I couldn't resist writing Three Men, A Gorilla and A Baby.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,497 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
The Goff Detectives 'ere to 'elp by ButtonsMagoo reviews
Bob Skellington and Macabre De Coiffure; 1890 Victorian Goth detecives. A cheeseboard goes missing, and a salt block has a chunk misssing. Can they find the culprit or was their journey a wasted time? Goth Dectecives.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Rainy Day Kisses by brokenmoonlight reviews
Vince and Howard get caught in a rainstorm. What will they discover as they dry off and warm up? Fluff of the highest order.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Roel Conversation by SisiDraig reviews
Just a stupid one shot I did because I’m ill and have had to lie on the sofa all day. Basically, a poor girls attempt at a possible conversation Russell Brand and Noel Fielding may have before performing as ‘The Goth Detectives’. Madness personified! xx
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
The Midnight Barber by xSugarBearx reviews
Quick little oneshot. Vince decides to give Howard's hair a trim...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Discovered by northernbullet reviews
Vince has one day left at the flat before he moves away to join a new band...will Howard pluck up the courage to share his feelings or will the maverick be left alone?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Something More by brokenmoonlight reviews
Vince's POV on his unspoken, developing relationship with Howard. Set after 'Party.' Wasn't sure about the rating, so if you want me to put it up, I will.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
Do you love me? by lori-la-strange reviews
Set after "Party". Friendship, confusion and some fun surprises are in store...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,608 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
The Straighteners Saga by Suuntavaisto reviews
Straighteners, Nicky Clark hottest you can get. Fell asleep on them when I was pissed! What happened after that?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,348 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 6/29/2006
The Red Door by SparkieSchteff reviews
There is a red door in the Nabootique that no one is allowed to go behind, of course Vince doesn't listen and goes behind it anyway! Mighty Boosh IT Crowd crossoverOne shot
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
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Denholm's Dead! reviews
He's always the last to know, Jen breaks the news to Richmond.
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Complete
The Midnight Barber reviews
"Who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night?" What really happens when Vince gives Howard one of his nocturnal haircuts? oneshot, mild fluff
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
The Object of My Affection reviews
Roxy is confronting herself about her true feelings for Christian and remembers a time they got really close.
EastEnders - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Complete