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Author has written 2 stories for Victorious, and Hunger Games.

hey hey hey (god how cheesy ) anyway this is bex and that really all u need to know besides the fact that im 16 and from the uk

im different ,take me or leave me personally i couldnt care less which you choose ,im good being me ,on my own,or with others.

im not going to change to please other people ,if they dont like me ,they can screw themselves for all i care

my life isnt perfect , but it is pretty damn good

my best friends are brilliant ,i would take a bullet for them ,or take a plane to a different country just to comfort them , they are awesome ,and im not going to be letting them go any time soon

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, LukexThaliaxFan23, charn14,randomtvmusic

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): rebizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): black turtle

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): louise viewpark

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): kinresey

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, drink): red mountain dew

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): enselty

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): marie

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black harley

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): grape flood

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): black peg leg

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite

About Me:

Name: bex

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? not at the moment

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? probably ,ive just forgotten them

3) How many houses have you lived in? 1

4) Favorite candy bar? hmmmm i dunno ,i like lots of chocolate

5) Favorite shoes? My black converse or my red converse signed by derek landy :)

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yes, both accidentally and on purpose.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No ...never in a million years

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? yep

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. getting back to bed

12) Favorite genre of music? alternative rock, punk

13) What is your zodiac sign? Capricorn

14) What time were you born? ethier 11:45 or 00:15 ,i can really remember

15) Do you like beer? yea , most girls prefer spirits , but i like beer

16) Ever made a prank phone call? yes .lots

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? i dont own many CDs , and none of them are embarrassing

18) Are you sarcastic? no! im not sarcastic at all (obvious sarcasm is obvious)

19) What are your favorite colors? Purple , black , red

20) How many watches do you own? none , i dont wear watches

21) Summer or winter? both , summer cos i love swimming and winter cos i love the snow

23) Favourite colour to wear? Black, purple , grey

24) Pepsi or Sprite? pepsi , but only pepsi max

25) What color is your cell phone? red blackberry

26) Where is your second home? my grandmas house

27) Have you ever slapped someone? hell yeah

28) Have you ever had a cavity? nope

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? none

30) How many video games do you own? a fairly large amount

31) What was your first pet? a cat called casper we still have him and 2 others ,and a hamster now aswell

32) Ever had braces? yes

33) Do looks matter? when the occasion is right

34) Do you use chapstick? nope

35) Name 3 teachers from your Middle School: england doesnt have middle school , and all my teachers are shit

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? not american so i guess neither

37) Are you too forgiving? i dont forgive too easily

38) How many children do you want? i dont know two or three maybe

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? yep t shirt

40) Favorite breakfast meal? bacon!

41) Do you own a gun? no

42) Ever thought you were in love? nope

43) When was the last time you cried? long time ago

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? cleaned my room , ate food , the usual human functions

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? i hear olive garden is pretty good

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? no

47) Have you ever been in a castle? yea multiple times

48) Nicknames? bex, becca,bec,kinley ,kinners

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? wondering where my mother is

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? nope

55) Do you own a diamond ring? no

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Yea , everythings good

57) Do you dye your hair? yea , every now and again , different colours

58) Does anyone like you? maybe? you would have to ask them

59) What year were you born? 1997.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? i wasnt alive

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? no

62) McDonalds or Wendy's? macdonalds

63) Do you like yourself? im not too horrible i suppose

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? both equally more than the other

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Eyes, height ,personality

66) Are you afraid of the dark? no

67) Have you ever eaten paste? no

68) Do you own a webcam? its built into my laptop

69) Have you ever stripped? for someone? no.

70) Ever broke a bone? No, cracked my cheekbone once

72) Do you chat on AIM often? i dont have AIM

73) Pringles or Lays? pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? no

75) Rugrats or Doug? RUGRATS!

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? neither

77) Did you like your middle school guidance counselor? i dont have a guidence counselor

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? yes , mulitple times, im working on proving them wrong

80) Do you own a car? no

81) Can you cook? yea

82) 3 things that annoy you: my brothers ,justin bieber and over obssesive fangirls

83) Do you text message often? yea , adn BBM

84) Money or love? can i have both

85) Do you have any scars? a few here and there

86) What do you want more than anything right now? to know what im having for tea

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? i can sit through some ,but there not my favourite genre of movie

88) Relationships or one night stands? relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? neither

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? sometimes , but not recently

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? no

92) Do you own a box of crayons? probably somewhere

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My friend

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? my mum

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? my own brain

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? girl in my english class

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? a girl called fu

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? i got a BBM of my friend charlie recently

100) Who was the last person that called you? my friend bonnie

Harry Potter Survey

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book?

the 3rd ,cos hermione punches draco

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie?

the 3rd,cos hermione punches draco!

Who is your favorite HP character?

nymphadora tonks , cos she was the funniest

What house do you prefer to be in?

Gryfindor,cos ive got the most guts out of my mates ,my mate sophie would be in ravenclaw ,cos she like the smartest person i know and my mate chloe would be in slytherin

But what house would you think you'll be in?

see above

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite?

nearly headless nick, he was so nice

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best?

probaly defence against the dark arts

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts?


professor mcgonnagal

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch?


seeker , or a beater

Who do you want to make friends with?

a lot of the gryiffindors , and ginny weasley

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy?


probably ginny weasley

Why would he/she be your best buddy?


because we would get along well , we would both be excellent at quidditch

Which character in the book can you relate to?

tonks ,cos we are both quite jokey and funny ,but we can be serious when we need to be ,plus we both love changing out hair colour ,we both hate being called by our real names ,and we are both quite clumsy

What pet would you get?

i wouldnt mind an owl , or a pigmy puff

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it?

future me with a excellent future and a gorgeous girl

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her?

without a doubt , friends are important , and there not good to you as dog food

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction?

say hi and tell him he has the wrong house and give him directions but only on the account that i can come with him to grimmauld place

What would be his reaction to your reaction?

he sighed ,then tell me to come on

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)?

harry so he could tell me what to do and then ginny , just cos

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand?

i'd wait a while , then finally tell professor mcgonnagal

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with?

ginny weasley ,just cos :)

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do.

hermione

Post a character that has the same eyes color as you.

lupin

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned?

black

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned

purple same as my hair

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned?

ginger.

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned?

green

Is this quiz getting boring and too long?

little bit

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.)

I would take sips ,just before every test i had to take

Do you like the books more or the movies?

Both ,depending on my mood

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders?

Sirius Black,

What would your Patronus take shape in?

a lion ,or a wolf

What would be your Animagus form?

a bear

What subject do you want to be the best in?

Defense Against the Dark Arts.

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin?

both

Severus Snape or Sirius Black?

Sirius

Hermione or Cho?

Hermione

James Potter or Snape?

I don't know, Snape is a good person deep down and James made him bitter. But in the end James was a good person too.

Hagrid or Snape?

Hagrid cause I love him. He's endearingly clumsy

The Marauders or The Golden Trio?

Both.

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus?

Animagus, it'd be handy.

Harry or Ron?

Harry.

Fleur or Tonks?

Tonks.

Hermione or Ginny?

both

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum?

cedric , at least he died with honour , viktor just kind of left hogwarts

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang?

Luna, cho is annoying

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist?

Dumbledore , hes so nice , but peeves is funny

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)?

Grawp. i dont like spiders

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes?

Both

Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs?

both , i love jelly beans , but i like the idea of moving chocolate

Death Eaters or Aurors?

Aurors

Dumbledore or Voldemort

Dumbledore

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy?

Narcissa. she was only trying to save her son

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament?

the first ,cause i could get transported to a graveyard to fight voldemort if i chose the 3rd ,so obviously the first , there is at least a chance of my surviving

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1.At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4.Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6.In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7.Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8Dont use any punctuation

9.As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. (if u dont ur ded)

10.Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13.Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14.Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15.Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16.Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17.When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18.When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives ,They're Loose!!"

19. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

24 WAYS TO ANNOY PARENTS, SIBLINGS OR FRIENDS:
1.
follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. when your mom ses anyfing start acting like a hen.
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!!!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20.When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night
put this on ur page if ur
ANNOYING

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The Jade Phantom by Husbamf reviews
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Help You by Slambage reviews
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Just off the Key of Reason by ElsBells reviews
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The Green Monster by amberleigh90 reviews
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Cat and Jade by Fayelissa reviews
Cat/Jade Cade
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House of Problems by charn14 reviews
Finally Updated! Read and Review! DO IT!
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fallen hero reviews
tori's at home ,jades at war,in love across nations,what happens when jade becomes MIA?
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Dead but not really reviews
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