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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.
Yes my username is a contradiction to this website and that is why I picked it
Where I live: Texas
Stories I read: Harry Potter, everything written by Rick Riordan, some comics
Family: the youngest, older brother and sister
Movies/TV shows etc.: TMNT, Street Sharks, Gargoyles, X-Men Evolution, Avatar the Last Airbender, Harry Potter 1-7
Favorite Colors: white, red, gold and things that are shiny
STOP ANIMAL ABUSE, PUT THIS ON YOUR BIO!
Notice to anyone and everyone on this website: Yes grammar is important to a story, but it doesn't make a story. Saying their instead of there does not make a story better, and sending someone a vicious comment that says YOU SUCK FOR NOT KNOWING THE DIFFERENCE only makes people feel worse. Now when the kinder person gently points out you are doing this, and some even helpfully explain the difference to you, it is more than appreciated by most. While I'm not saying tht u cn red a stry like tis, it's the attempts that count. Thank you.
Stories: On Fanfiction, other works, notes
Original Work: I'm actually working on my own book about Therianthropy( people that can turn into animals) called Theri: After Burdened. You've all been so kind and supportive of my fake writing I decided to give a shot at the real thing...can be found on the sister site fictionpress, same username.
Let me just say right here that I recognize everything in bold IS NOT MINE. I am not receiving money for this, and all credit for this fic goes to JK Rowling because of this book. My commentary is purely fictional and amusement.
Canon pairings only during my Reading the ? fic's, any of my other fics outside the ? are fair game.
Thanks for TabiPrewett, who's combing through my old works to make them readable!
Attempt Number 3: I'm doing another experiment where I'm simply stating what happened in bold text and the characters reacting. Have yet to have anyone tell me this isn't allowed, so let's cross our fingers and see if I can finally put all seven books up here.
It has been brought to my attention that my works have been published on fictionhunt. I have three things to say about this:
1. Cool! Whoever took the time to do so, thanks!
2. Wow, it is kind of hard to find my fics isn't it...
3. I'm now more than jokingly considering changing the names of my reading fic, so I've chosen to rename the series. Still keeping the question marks in place because that's kind of my slogan, and full titles are below, but the shortened titles are now what should be easier to find, I hope.
The Life that Never Lived- Harry Potter and the (?) Philosopher's Stone: Harry is lost back in time with four people he felt he really should remember...with no memory and only seven books to find out the truth of his life, before it's too late to save his new family. Status: Complete
The Life that Never Lived- Harry Potter and the (??) Chamber of Secret's: Now done with the first book, this group of five thinks they are prepared for a nice relaxing year at Hogwarts...they have no idea, and with Harry's memories still on the fritz, they won't until the very end. Status: Complete
The Life that Never Lived- Harry Potter and the (???) Prisoner of Azkaban: After two very stressful years, the group of five is convinced nothing to awful can happen this year! Yet the longer Harry remains in their presence, he's sure he must remember something about Sirius... Status: Complete
The Life that Never Lived- Harry Potter and the (????) Goblet of Fire: Though the worst has been revealed, now that Harry has Sirius on his side they're all confident Harry's next year must go smoothly...right? Status: Complete
The Life that Never Lived- Harry Potter and the (?????) Order of the Phoenix: Harry is still only slowly regaining his memories. The last book had only begun Voldemort's return, and Harry knew he needed to remember something about his fifth year, now more than ever... Status: To be posted in February
Obligatory Tuesday: One-Shot of a typical day in Potter life.
Moon and Stars: Half a goodbye scene between Remus and Sirius during the end of the third book, half a lemon. Status: Complete
Changing the Future: I have copies of all seven of jlmill9's actual reading the books fic Changing The Future, just send me a PM and I can email you the full set!
Also have Choices HP reading Twilight series
A/N: To anyone wondering where Proper Life went- Bad news I'm afraid, I'm putting this project off until I'm done with the Reading ? books. I truly am genuinely sorry, but I am once again rewriting the ending of first year to not my satisfaction, and now I want to go back and change a few things in the beginning to make it work, and just all in all this is what I get for not sitting down and writing out the plotline before posting.
I'll leave the first chapter up as a reminder to myself that I will come back to this, but not until all seven books are done, then the AU will come up proper like it should have been in the first place. Besides that, I hate having two active fics at once, it leaves me uneasy.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone: "In danger of being speared on the end of an umbrella by a bearded giant-"
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: "Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back.”
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: "Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself.”
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: "Crouch was now talking fluently to a tree again"
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: "I don't care if my tea leaves spell out die, Ron, die, I'm just chucking them in the trash where they belong."
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: "Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!”
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: "Not my daughter you bitch!"
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: "Now if you don't mind I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another idea to get us killed or worse expelled."
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: "Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?"
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: "Oh yeah... well, Harry's got a sort of wonky cross... that's trials and suffering. And, uh, that there could be the sun, and that's happiness, so... you're gonna suffer... but you're gonna be happy about it..."
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: "Technically it's a ferret."
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: "Sorry, Professor, but I must not tell lies."
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: "Actually sir, after all these years I just sort of go with it."
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; Part 1: "Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim, or seriously injure!"
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; Part 2: " Not my daughter, you bitch!"