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Joined 01-25-11, id: 2720889, Profile Updated: 10-08-11

Ice sculpture with evil tendencies and bad reviewing skills (Meh, I try anyway).

The socially awkward penguin meme pretty much sums up my life.

Also, I am trying my hand at writing. We shall see how this goes...

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The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 12681 - Favs: 6,072 - Follows: 5,414 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Green and Easybella by BettiGefecht reviews
She only remembers a silent kid, he doesn't remember her at all. When they meet again years later, they feel a connection that isn't of this world - - - ExB; AH; Rated M. Autism; age gap; unconditional love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 137,423 - Reviews: 5538 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 3,205 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Your True Colors by BettiGefecht reviews
Annie is a single woman, fetching, lucky and mildly obsessed with Twilight. She doesn't miss a thing in her life. Until one day she sees her own personal Edward. Her fantasy starts running wild about a beautiful boy, way too young to even think about it. - - - AH, ExB kind of , rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,317 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 10/22/2009
If Only by sadtomato reviews
Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,264 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Holding Sam by MeraNaamJoker reviews
Sam saves Bella after she gets lost in the woods. She returns the favor in more ways than one. A romance set in AU New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,079 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Bella, Sam - Complete
Season of the She Wolf by Vivienne67 reviews
The Cullens and wolf packs are at peace, and Leah has begun to feel almost normal. When the half-vampire Nahuel returns and the unthinkable happens, Leah faces life-changing choices and a frightening, evil foe from Nahuel's past. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 211,360 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Leah, Nahuel - Complete
What Matters by Strae reviews
After one horny night alone with a webcam, Edward enters a surprisingly intimate friendship with a stranger online. He someday plans to meet this 'Jazz' girl he's become so oddly enraptured with; too bad Jazz isn't exactly a 'girl'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,750 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Edward, Jasper
The New Fun by Lovelybrutal reviews
My entry for the Spanking The Monkey contest! Bella and Leah have a history. Then they have a sleepover. Then they have an orgasm. AH. Rated M for masturbating and marijuana.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Bella, Leah - Complete
Amazing by sheviking reviews
Birthday one-shot for my beta, Melanie. Twenty-something, plus sized Bella is curvy and confident. Enter Edward, her high school crush, who she only ever loved from afar. A second chance for something amazing. Rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 366 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
CoEd Cliche by SweetDulcinea reviews
Bella can't help her attraction to her beautiful roommate, but a little tease at a campus party opens the door to discovery, experimentation, and an unexpected new side to their friendship. Bella/Kate, AH, femmeslash. Light on plot, heavy on girlsecks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Bella, Kate
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Potential by Rosmarina reviews
Edward Cullen, journalist for the college paper, has despised jocks since high school. What happens when he’s assigned to interview Emmett McCarty, a decathlon athlete who challenges Edward’s every stereotype? Rate M for language, slash & graphic lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Two Tears in a Bucket by teacupsNmints reviews
My first attempt at femslash. One of two entries I had in the "In the Closet" contest. Bella is surprised to discover that the very thing she needs most can only be found in the exact place she was using to hide from it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Emily - Complete
Acting Out by eroticfan reviews
AU-human: Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP - there's plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. You'll like Jake here - trust me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,996 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Acceptance by mskathy reviews
Written for the TwiSlash Unveiled Femme Slash Contest - Leah struggles with her self-identity and Bella just wants someone to love. When Alice sets them up on a blind date, they each find more than they had hoped for in each other. Lemons, femme slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Leah - Complete