Author has written 11 stories for Twilight.
"Stories? We all spend our lives telling them, about this about that, about people, but some, but some stories are so good, we wish they'd never end, there so gripping that we'll go without sleep just to see a little bit more, some stories bring us laughter, sometimes they bring us tears, but isn't that what a great story does? It makes you feel, stories that are so powerful... they really are with us forever."
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A Twilight Survey
Which book in the series is your favorite?
Eclipse and The Short Second Life Of Bree Tanner.
How long did it take you to read the books?
Who introduced you to the books?
Myself. My best friend introduced me to the movies.
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
" Fire and ice, somehow existing together without destroying each other. More proof that I belonged with him".
Bella Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 5, p.87.
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
All of them? The matching outfits bit in Twilight...
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
The part in Eclipse where Jacob's hand starts bleeding from gripping the knife too hard. And in NM when Jacob shifts to protect Bella from Sam's pack.
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
When she is angry in Eclipse because she saw Bella and Edward running off to Vegas.
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
When Victoria dies. *Does ninja moves*
Which book cover was your favorite?
Here is one of the stupid quiz thingys where you list your favorite characters and then make up a question for their number, etc, what would happen if number 7 and 4 had a threesome with 9?
1. Alice Cullen.
2. Bella Cullen.
3. Renesmee Cullen.
4. Jacob Black.
5. Edward Cullen.
6. Emmett Cullen.
7. Esme Cullen.
8. Quil Atera.
9. Carlisle Cullen.
10. Jasper Cullen.
14. Rosalie Cullen.
What if 4 and 14 got together and had a baby?
Wait WHAT?!! Jacob and Rosalie? EW EW and anyway, Rosalie can't have a baby.
What would you do if 5 came onto you?
Edward? Scream with joy and then make out with him. Yeah.
Who would win a fight between 7 and 1?
It's very hard to imagine Esme and Alice fighting! What kind of world is this? Though I can imagine Alice would win with her future seeing and as Esme doesn't like to fight.
What would happen if 9 and 12 woke up naked in bed together?
WTF????? Carlisle and Bree??? I think 'What the f* were we drinking last night' would get thrown around a lot. Oh, and Esme would not be very pleased.
What if 3, 14, 13 and 5 had a foursome?
Renesmee, Edward, Emily and Rosalie??? That wouldn't even happen unless Edward was some perverted daddy and brother. And if Sam never imprinted on Em. But I think Bella wouldn't be very happy with Edward, Ness would be scared for life, Rosalie would...I actually don't know about her and Em would only do that if she was forced into it.
What would you do if 7 wanted to date you?
Esme? Wow, I never knew she liked girls. And she's married to Carlise. But if she did I would scream and hide under a rock for 1000 years.
What would 13, 2, 5 and 3 say if they were pissed out of their minds?
Emily, Bella, Edward and Renesmee? Uhh...why would Nessie ever get pissed out of her mind around Bella and Edward? Emily would probably be wondering why she was hanging out with Edward, Bella and Ness. Otherwise I have no idea but I bet it would be super funny.
How would you react if 4 and 9 were 'doing it' it your bed.
Jacob and Carlisle? Laugh. Gag. Throw up. Laugh. Gag. Throw up...you get the picture.
What would 8, 1 and 2 do if they walked in on 3 and 4?
Quil, Alice and Bella walking in on Ness and Jacob? Quil would run away and go tell all the wolf pack, Alice would scream and start planning the wedding and Bella would probably start screaming at them.
If 4 shouted something, where and why would he be doing it?
Jacob? Well he could be screaming Nessie's name in a dark room one night when they're all alone ;)
If 8, 6 and 5 were in a room together, what would they be fighting about?
Quil, Emmett and Edward? I have no idea...
If 1, 8, 10 and 2 were locked in a room together, what game would they play?
Alice, Quil, Jasper and Bella? STRIP POKER! Alice would like it but I think Quil and Bella would be freaked out.
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Emmett and Victoria...? Yeah, I guess I would like to read one...
2) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Do I think Jacob is hot??? YES TIMES 10000000000000 :P
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Bree got Quil pregnant...Um...that's wrong on so many levels...
4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes, a few here and there. I don't usually read fics about Carlisle.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Bella and Emmett...NOOOOOOOO!
6) Five/ Nine or Five/ Ten? Why?
Edward/Carlisle or Edward/Jasper ...I'm not gonna answer that.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?
If Esme walked in on Bella and Bree kissing...has the world gone mad all of a sudden?
8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Alice and Quil fluff? I dunno, maybe...
9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Esme and Bree... Love wars ???? IDK
10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?
If anyone considers Renesmee to be hot than they have a messed up mind! I mean she is a baby or toddler. Maybe the way she is described once she is grown in some of the fanfics some people might find hot but otherwise they are just disturbed!
11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?
Victoria? Yeah, one.
12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Bella/Jacob/Edward Of course! Isn't that what the whole series is about!?
13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Quil...Umm... Single Ladies by Beyonce?
14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Alice/Emmett/Bree ...IDK, horror, lemons and killing people?
15) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Edward? 1 hour ago.
16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Alice and Esme are in a happy relationship (WTF), until Esme dumps Alice for Carlisle (YAY). Alice, brokenhearted, goes on a date with Victoria, has an unhappy breakup with Bree, then follows the wise advice of Edward (Cue the applause) and finds true love with Renesmee...EWWWWWWW!!! O_O
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad: Follow her
When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her because 10 years later she'll remember you.
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?"
Kiss on the hand - I adore you
Kiss on the cheek - I just wanna be friends
Kiss on the neck - I want you
Kiss on the lips - I love you
Kiss on the ears - I am just playing
Kiss anywhere else - Let's not get carried away
A long look in your eyes - Kiss me
Playing with your hair - I can't live without you
Hands on your waist - I love you too much to let you go.
If you have seen the Twilight movie more than 15 times, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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-If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (lots)
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
If you have ever seen a movie (Twilight movies) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have your own dream world, copy this to your profile
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If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!
If you believe your own Jacob Black is out there somewhere, add this.
If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullen's, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this.
If whenever you see or hear the name 'Jacob' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.
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Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do.Crazy is when you fall in love with Jacob. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Voltori, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. Crazy, is when you suggest going shopping and all your friends run towards the door.If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.
1. Falling in love.
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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