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Author has written 11 stories for Twilight.

"Stories? We all spend our lives telling them, about this about that, about people, but some, but some stories are so good, we wish they'd never end, there so gripping that we'll go without sleep just to see a little bit more, some stories bring us laughter, sometimes they bring us tears, but isn't that what a great story does? It makes you feel, stories that are so powerful... they really are with us forever."


Hi! My name is why the hell am I about to tell you you name if you happened to stumble across my profile?


A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Eclipse and The Short Second Life Of Bree Tanner.

How long did it take you to read the books?

3 weeks.

Who introduced you to the books?

Myself. My best friend introduced me to the movies.

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

" Fire and ice, somehow existing together without destroying each other. More proof that I belonged with him".

Bella Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 5, p.87.

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

All of them? The matching outfits bit in Twilight...

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

The part in Eclipse where Jacob's hand starts bleeding from gripping the knife too hard. And in NM when Jacob shifts to protect Bella from Sam's pack.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When she is angry in Eclipse because she saw Bella and Edward running off to Vegas.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

When Victoria dies. *Does ninja moves*

Which book cover was your favorite?

Breaking Dawn.


Here is one of the stupid quiz thingys where you list your favorite characters and then make up a question for their number, etc, what would happen if number 7 and 4 had a threesome with 9?

1. Alice Cullen.

2. Bella Cullen.

3. Renesmee Cullen.

4. Jacob Black.

5. Edward Cullen.

6. Emmett Cullen.

7. Esme Cullen.

8. Quil Atera.

9. Carlisle Cullen.

10. Jasper Cullen.

11. Victoria.

12. Bree.

13. Emily.

14. Rosalie Cullen.

What if 4 and 14 got together and had a baby?

Wait WHAT?!! Jacob and Rosalie? EW EW and anyway, Rosalie can't have a baby.

What would you do if 5 came onto you?

Edward? Scream with joy and then make out with him. Yeah.

Who would win a fight between 7 and 1?

It's very hard to imagine Esme and Alice fighting! What kind of world is this? Though I can imagine Alice would win with her future seeing and as Esme doesn't like to fight.

What would happen if 9 and 12 woke up naked in bed together?

WTF????? Carlisle and Bree??? I think 'What the f* were we drinking last night' would get thrown around a lot. Oh, and Esme would not be very pleased.

What if 3, 14, 13 and 5 had a foursome?

Renesmee, Edward, Emily and Rosalie??? That wouldn't even happen unless Edward was some perverted daddy and brother. And if Sam never imprinted on Em. But I think Bella wouldn't be very happy with Edward, Ness would be scared for life, Rosalie would...I actually don't know about her and Em would only do that if she was forced into it.

What would you do if 7 wanted to date you?

Esme? Wow, I never knew she liked girls. And she's married to Carlise. But if she did I would scream and hide under a rock for 1000 years.

What would 13, 2, 5 and 3 say if they were pissed out of their minds?

Emily, Bella, Edward and Renesmee? Uhh...why would Nessie ever get pissed out of her mind around Bella and Edward? Emily would probably be wondering why she was hanging out with Edward, Bella and Ness. Otherwise I have no idea but I bet it would be super funny.

How would you react if 4 and 9 were 'doing it' it your bed.

Jacob and Carlisle? Laugh. Gag. Throw up. Laugh. Gag. Throw up...you get the picture.

What would 8, 1 and 2 do if they walked in on 3 and 4?

Quil, Alice and Bella walking in on Ness and Jacob? Quil would run away and go tell all the wolf pack, Alice would scream and start planning the wedding and Bella would probably start screaming at them.

If 4 shouted something, where and why would he be doing it?

Jacob? Well he could be screaming Nessie's name in a dark room one night when they're all alone ;)

If 8, 6 and 5 were in a room together, what would they be fighting about?

Quil, Emmett and Edward? I have no idea...

If 1, 8, 10 and 2 were locked in a room together, what game would they play?

Alice, Quil, Jasper and Bella? STRIP POKER! Alice would like it but I think Quil and Bella would be freaked out.

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Emmett and Victoria...? Yeah, I guess I would like to read one...

2) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Do I think Jacob is hot??? YES TIMES 10000000000000 :P

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Bree got Quil pregnant...Um...that's wrong on so many levels...

4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, a few here and there. I don't usually read fics about Carlisle.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Bella and Emmett...NOOOOOOOO!

6) Five/ Nine or Five/ Ten? Why?

Edward/Carlisle or Edward/Jasper ...I'm not gonna answer that.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

If Esme walked in on Bella and Bree kissing...has the world gone mad all of a sudden?

8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Alice and Quil fluff? I dunno, maybe...

9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Esme and Bree... Love wars ???? IDK

10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

If anyone considers Renesmee to be hot than they have a messed up mind! I mean she is a baby or toddler. Maybe the way she is described once she is grown in some of the fanfics some people might find hot but otherwise they are just disturbed!

11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

Victoria? Yeah, one.

12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Bella/Jacob/Edward Of course! Isn't that what the whole series is about!?

13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Quil...Umm... Single Ladies by Beyonce?

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Alice/Emmett/Bree ...IDK, horror, lemons and killing people?

15) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Edward? 1 hour ago.

16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Alice and Esme are in a happy relationship (WTF), until Esme dumps Alice for Carlisle (YAY). Alice, brokenhearted, goes on a date with Victoria, has an unhappy breakup with Bree, then follows the wise advice of Edward (Cue the applause) and finds true love with Renesmee...EWWWWWWW!!! O_O


A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her
When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you: Give her your attention
When she pulls away: Pull her back
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared: Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up.
When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand.
When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you: bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes: don't look away until she does
When she misses you: she's hurting inside.
When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away.
When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers.
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her because 10 years later she'll remember you.

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?"


KISSES...

Kiss on the hand - I adore you

Kiss on the cheek - I just wanna be friends

Kiss on the neck - I want you

Kiss on the lips - I love you

Kiss on the ears - I am just playing

Kiss anywhere else - Let's not get carried away

A long look in your eyes - Kiss me

Playing with your hair - I can't live without you

Hands on your waist - I love you too much to let you go.


If you have seen the Twilight movie more than 15 times, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (lots)

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Mercades, Porsche or Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

If everything around you brings some kind of reminder of Twilight, copy this into your profile


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


If you have ever seen a movie (Twilight movies) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own dream world, copy this to your profile

If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If you believe your own Jacob Black is out there somewhere, add this.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullen's, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this.

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Jacob' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you're in love with a fictional character (like any of the Cullen brothers or Carlisle) copy and paste this to your profile


Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for anothers.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do.Crazy is when you fall in love with Jacob. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Voltori, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. Crazy, is when you suggest going shopping and all your friends run towards the door.If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.


Real Highs

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15. The beach
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies.
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38. Holding hands with someone you care about.
39. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the _expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.


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Rescue Me by Moonchild707 reviews
Isabella Swan lives in hell with her widower father, Charlie. When her two older brothers come home from school and discover their sister's horrific life, Bella's circumstances undergo a dramatic and life-altering change. Rewritten and edited version of the original. Based on true events. AH, OOC, dark themes, abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella
Memories of Love and War by Wild as the Wind Is reviews
In 1862, Alice Brandon goes to Texas to become a nurse in the Civil War. There she finds love and friendship in the darkest time in American History. Will war keep two people apart? Or keep them together? All human. Maybe a little OCC. Normal Parings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,793 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Alice, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Tempted Fate by Lyrics2soul reviews
Human story of Jacob/Nessie. Inspired by Mechanic Series by SheeWolf85. What happens when the mechanic comes to fix her broken car/She finds the love that repairs her broken heart. WARNING: MILES OF LEMON GROVES for those who are not fond of citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 381,080 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Imprinted: The Need for Acceptance by Lyrics2soul reviews
Finally Jake has found his imprint. Now all he needs is her acceptance. Follow their journey of love and turmoil… and of course there are juicy squirt in ya face LEMONS along the way. AKA HEADBOARD BANGING paint off the wall lemons… lol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,700 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
All Grown Up: The Story of Jacob and Renesmee III by VanessaWolfe724 reviews
Jacob and Nessie move their family back to Forks, where they live away from the Cullens for the first time, and are faced with new parenting challenges. Seth's relationship with his imprint, Ness and Jake's youngest daughter, starts to grow and change.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 161,362 - Reviews: 2335 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Must be Dreaming by Wild as the Wind Is reviews
Emmett and Jasper are hired help on Mr. Brandon's ranch. Alice and Rosalie are two country girls looking for a summer romance. With Bella visiting from Washington, will Edward find the girl he's been looking for? Human. Normal Pairs. A little OCC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,199 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Charlie S., Edward, Emmett, Jasper
In This Skin by SheeWolf85 reviews
Sequel to Give Me a Sign and Faith, Hope, and Love. Josie is fifteen and learning who she is. Growing up is never easy, especially in a new environment with new situations. Jake/Ness (of course), AH, M for language, mature situations, and some violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,296 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Left Standing by ChaisMarie reviews
What if the events of the Vulturi's attack had ended differently and Jacob had to run with Nessie? Can he be the guardian this innocent soul needs?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,954 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Run In by LyricalKris reviews
After his wife died leaving him to raise two girls on his own, Carlisle found some small amount of solace in running. A seemingly harmless decision to run a marathon ends up sending both his life and the life of single mom Bella Swan into a tailspin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,594 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Bella, Carlisle] - Complete
A Wolves Moon by Tinkerbella C reviews
Nessie is struggling to deal with her changing feelings for Jake when he disappears. Returning a year later he has gone feral and has forgotten his links to his pack, the Cullen's and Nessie. Can she help him remember who is he or has he changed forever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 168,475 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
A Wolf Kind of Girl by Wolflvr85 reviews
This fanfic occurs many years after Breaking Dawn. Staying true to the characters S.M. created-love, life, and violence steam up this story. Read along as Renesmee Cullen realizes her new feelings for Jacob Black and their journey and trials through love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 202,959 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Battle of the Cliques by dee87 reviews
Edward, Bella, Jasper, Alice, Emmett, and Rosalie are all the leaders of cliques at Forks High School. They absolutely hate each other. When forced to spend time together, they discover they all have one thing in common. Possible future lemons. Slightly OOC! Eventual Cannon Pairings! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,355 - Reviews: 4628 - Favs: 4,569 - Follows: 5,854 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Wolf Prince by BlackImprint reviews
A retelling of the Beauty And The Beast tale, Wolfpack style. A foray into the darker side of fairytale mythology. Rated M for language, questionable innuendoes and no Disney-style saccharine crap. Well, maybe a little…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,871 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
This Included by Halen.Emmett.McCarty4Eternaty reviews
Bella's two brothers, Jasper and Emmett, are returning to Forks after being away for two years at college. Bella attempts to hide her home life from her two adoring brothers, but seems to be failing when the brother of Emmett's girlfriend spots a bruise on her. Non-graphic rape in this story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,910 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Edward, Bella
Complicated by LyricalKris reviews
High school relationships are always more complicated than they should be. Usually, those complications are made up of the drama that is teenage life. Sometimes... it's really complicated. Edward and Bella were already there before the surprise of their young lives threw them into a life they weren't remotely prepared for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,975 - Reviews: 3251 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Town by IndiaInk147 reviews
Bella is driven back to her home town by tragedy.But with Alice, a damaged stranger, and Alice's young daughter bound to her by trauma and the witness protection program, can they ever overcome the dangers that threaten their happiness? A small town, a young mother, a broken girl and the five year old. Cannon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,292 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Alice, Bella
And Yet So Far by LyricalKris reviews
When he found out he was a father to baby daughter, Edward had to grow up too fast. With a baby involved, nothing is ever as simple as what he wants. But after he met Bella, it always seemed like happiness was so close, and yet so far. Written for FAGE4
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,718 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faith, Hope, and Love by SheeWolf85 reviews
Sequel to Give Me a Sign. Begins two years after GMAS. Jake and Ness continue to build their relationship and overcome both individual and shared obstacles. AU/AH, J/N, M for language and sexual content. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,093 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Love Is Blind by TwiMelodyFlute reviews
Nessie and Jake fall in love taking their relationship to the next level. Suddenly he startes to hit her little by little. She doesn't realize that she is in an abusive relationship. Since she's so in love with him. AH. Co-written by: EdwardLovesBella02.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,478 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Try and Catch Me by your smile makes my day reviews
Renesmee is new in school and she has her eyes set on the schools player Jacob Black. But she isn't going to play easy to get, he's gotta work for it. OOC Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,610 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Flipped by HarryTwilightMaxRidefan reviews
The Cullens and Blacks are best friends. Their children hang out. The couples date together. But, when Sarah tragically dies, Billy begins to hate the Cullens. 12 years later, Nessie and Jacob fall in love. But at what price? All-Human, Alternate Universe. Mild Swearing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 86,920 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Neighbours by That-Girl-Han reviews
Ness's new neighbour, Jacob Black is a hunky fireman. She quickly falls for Jacob and his charm whenever they see each other - will they grow or fall apart as they begin their life together? All Human. Fluffy Romcom! R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 136,473 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Baby by me by FadingEmotion reviews
Jacob, 25, not knowing that his wife is secretly lying and cheating on him, seeks for a willing girl to carry his child through traditional surrogacy, as he believes his wife is sterile. Nessie, who is struggling with financial problems, accepts the offer. They then meet. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Safe by mo3jw reviews
6 years ago, they took his soul mate away. Now Jake is going to find out the truth, and he will do whatever it takes to keep her safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
What Could Have Happened With Primrose by Skylar Fray reviews
This is a story of Primrose participating in the 74th Hunger Games had Katniss not volunteered for her. Little sweet Prim who couldn't hurt a fly. Will she survive a game of killing? Is it even possible? Please review, any praise/critique is appreciated!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,491 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Prim E., Peeta M. - Complete
And Everything Twice by StarKai88 reviews
INDEFINITE HIATUS. Bella is a young, quirky, single mother to twins who occasionally has a propensity to act like a child herself. As a 3rd grade teacher, Edward works well with children. "Do you normally make a habit of hanging upside-down on the monkey bars, Miss Swan?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,498 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Knocked Up by i-heart-sparkly-things reviews
Carlisle comes back from work with some new equipment for the Cullens and Bella to try out.Empathy bellies and baby dolls.As they find out, some people are better parents than others!How will Charlie take the news and what happens when Rose gets annoyed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,137 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Witness by TwilightCakes reviews
When Renesmee sees something she shouldn't, she becomes a witness in some serious trouble. Her only hope is to trust Jacob Black, a wild, reckless cop with something to prove. Together, their only option is to run. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,944 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Fool's Paradise by SheeWolf85 reviews
Nessa Swan becomes Nessa Black when she marries the man of her dreams. Two years later, she begins to fear that things might not be as perfect as she believes them to be. No violence. Psychological drama. AU/AH, O/S, J/N. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Outtakes for All Grown Up by VanessaWolfe724 reviews
Outtakes for All Grown Up: The Story of Jacob and Renesmee. Rated M for the strong possibility of lemons later. I'm on a little hiatus now that part II is done, before moving on to part III. This is just for posting random stuff that swirls in my head.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
With Every Beat of My Heart by BlackImprint reviews
"Ness …" he breathed, "My Ness…" and tightened his arm around me… I breathed in the woodsy scent of his skin, listening again to the beat, beat, beat of his strong steady heart.' The imprint, Nessie's perspective. *SUNFLOWER AWARDS- BEST ONE-SHOT NOMINEE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Precious Keepsakes by myonlysaga reviews
It was the night before their wedding and Bella is still a little apprehensive. Edward then shows her a little trincket that cheers her up
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Bella, Edward
High Price by M.D12 reviews
Renesmee Cullen is a poor girl with no family and living on the street until one day she's kidnapped and put up for a auction and sold to Jacob Black. All human. M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,103 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Crazier by cupcakeassassin921 reviews
Charlie comes home one day, and finds a cute little moment between Edward and Bella happening. Edward/Bella fluff, oneshot, vampire/human, sneaky Charlie. Flames WELCOME! TAylor Swift "Crazier" and "Fearless"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
All Grown Up: The Story of Jacob and Renesmee II by VanessaWolfe724 reviews
*Sequel, please read part one first* Jake and Nessie have just left Forks for the first time. See them raise their family, while doing their best to blend in with humans, and keep their secrets from them. !lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 173,084 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Innocent Sins by knicnort3 reviews
Not everything is as it seems, and even the guilty can be innocent. Bella was raped and became pregnant.Yrs later she reconnects with Edward, who she knew as the strange loner in school.When dark secrets are uncovered,love is tested.*sum inside*Citrus/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 151,622 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eternally Mine by CullenCrazy1918 reviews
*Sequal to My One and Only* For Ness, everything's going good. She's got the most amazing guy by her side, a best friend, and everyone she loves is happy. But how long will everything last before it goes downhill again? There's always some drama in Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,359 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Fighting Fate by PhoenixRN reviews
The sequel to "Impending Doom." Four years later, Edward and Bella are preparing for Alice's wedding. When they get some news that neither one of them expected, these two will need to fight to keep their relationship afloat. All EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,806 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kissing You by BlackImprint reviews
One-shot uber-fluffy out-take from Love Letters. Jake finally gets to kiss Nessie senseless like he's always wanted to, and she finally understands the depth of her wolf's feelings for her. Read 'Love Letters' first!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22645 - Favs: 13,713 - Follows: 10,578 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Firework by SheeWolf85 reviews
Artistic 15yo Ness meets her 27yo neighbor Jacob who helps her figure herself out and realize that there's nothing wrong with being a little different. AU/AH, J/N, O/S, Rated T for minor adult language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,171 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Wife Swap with the cullens by DayDreamer2369 reviews
Alice enters the famiy on wife swap much and Esme is shipped off across the country to live with a snobby family from Vermont while Morgan from the simmons family tries to 'save' the cullens will she succeed? ALL VAMIRES Rated T because i am paranoind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,438 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010
Lost Souls by IsabellClair reviews
Alternate ending to Breaking Dawn, and continues on. What if Jacob had to run with Renesmee? Follow in Renesmee's POV as she is raised by Jacob. Will she ever find out the fate of her family the day the volturi came for her? Find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 104,859 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Love Letters by BlackImprint reviews
"You're my imprint and I love you. There, I said it. Wrote it. Whatever. You get the picture." Jake & Nessie work out their imprinting issues, email style. One-shot, very fluffy piece, set post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
That's What Imprinting is For, Right? by 2BMrSEdCullen reviews
Renesmee is 15 years-old and accidentally gets pregnant. How will the vampires and werewolves react? What will happen to Renesmee and Jacob? This is my first FanFic and I'm still working on it and I really hope you like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,991 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Emotionally Invested by vampire-legend reviews
Bella agrees to babysit Renesmee Cullen over the summer, but ends up getting in a little too deep with Renesmee's quiet older brother, Edward. All-Human. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Impending Doom by PhoenixRN reviews
Bella suffers from a severe anxiety disorder after suffering a lifetime of abuse. Edward's family has suffered a severe tragedy, leaving him to care for his much younger sister. Can these two broken souls save each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 107,690 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life by ScoobyPee reviews
Bella Swan, and her daughter Emma, have always lived a tough life. Edward Cullen hasn't had it too much easier. When these two cross paths, in the most difficult of places. High school. How will they handle each other? AU/AH Canon pairings!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,862 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Young Hearts by IsabellClair reviews
Continuation of Restless Heart. Follow Renesmee and Jacob as they deal with married life and all the unexpected obsticals they will overcome together. Renesmee's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,068 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Twilight Rap by 0Alykinze0 reviews
The whole abstract story of Twilight is packed into this cracked rap, where no character is safe from criticism! Coarse language, crack :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark by CharliDenae reviews
Jasper likes them young, innocent and unsullied. When teenaged Alice runs away from the advances of her mother's boyfriend, she is rescued by a tall, good-looking blond man who only has her best interests at heart, doesn't he? Read at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,272 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Some Kind of Special by Pavarti reviews
Renesme is a 14 year old child on the autism spectrum. After being expelled from yet another school her parents take her to a new therapist. Can Dr. Jacob Black reach her when everyone else has failed?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,255 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Uh oh by twilight-saga-obsessed reviews
so Jake and Nessie are watching a movie and get a little distracted. no lemon. just cute funny moments. Takes place about fifteen years after breaking dawn. JXRn read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Wolfgirl by grrlinterrupted reviews
Nessie and Jake. BFFs, right? Recently, though, she's been looking at him in a new light. Something's changed and he's different. Different like hot. Bad language, lemony times and questionable music recommendations all forthcoming. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,917 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Mary, Full of Grace by Elise Montgomery reviews
At one point everyone in Biloxi knew the story of Mary Alice Brandon... This is the story of the girl Alice Cullen used to be. Pre-Twilight, Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,567 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Alice
Marry You by xEdwardAnthonyMasenx reviews
Edward and Bella are in Las Vegas for the weekend. After winning tons of money from the casino, Edward decides to pop the question to Bella... again. Rated T for mild sexual references. Based on the song "Marry You" by Bruno Mars.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brace Yourself by xEdwardAnthonyMasenx reviews
Edward and Bella reveal to the whole of Forks High School that they are indeed dating. How will everyone react? In the book, Stephenie never did write about the day they confirmed their relationship, so I'm here to do it for you! Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's Truth or Dare by xteamalicecullenx reviews
4 Words. Emmett's Truth or Dare. Be Warned. Contains pure weirdness and randomness plus a broken bed! *ONE-SHOT!*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Midnight Sunrise by GraciieCullen-22 reviews
Being a half-breed in a world of humans, vampires & wolves isn't easy. But being a half-breed & discovering a side of your werewolf best friend you didn't know that was there, proves to be even harder. On HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Alice reborn by Moosical reviews
Mary Alice Brandon is signed over to the Asylum simply as 'Alice'. Her only companion is a strange Orderly called Ramone. This deals with Alice's human past and how she was changed to a vampire in order to protect her against James.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Alice, James - Complete
Mind the Gap by Jennrosee reviews
When a young woman loses her ticket for the London Eye, a handsome stranger offers his. Could it just be a coincidence or a work of fate?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Maniacal by lavender skyy reviews
As we move through life, the force of fate creates events that we only appreciate when we reflect on our existence. Unlikely bonds form and tragedy forever changes the lives of Ness, Jacob, his once-lover Kimber, and the Cullens. Turns AU mid-BD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,253 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Mechanic Series by SheeWolf85 reviews
A series of oneshots telling the story of Nessie, her car, and her mechanic. Jake's a mechanic who saves Nessie's car in its time of need. Sexiness ensues. M for shameless smut throughout. J/N, AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,983 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Excess Baggage by whosurdaddy reviews
In order to get her father's attention Renesmee fakes her own kidnapping by putting herself into her own car. Then, car theif Jacob steals the car. Now Renesmee finds herself really kidnapped by sexy theif Jacob. M for language AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,549 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Heart and Soul by pinkpower reviews
This was it—the night Jacob Black and Renesmee Cullen consummated their invincible connection. Warning: Fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Nessie's Accident: Improved by Ashlyn-Taylor Whitlock reviews
Improved version of my story Nessie's Accident. Nessie peed her bed during a nightmare and edward makes it all better.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Daddy's Little Princess by DassieCullen reviews
Edward and Renesmee spend some time together at the mall, while she's still young. Fluffy little Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
My One and Only by CullenCrazy1918 reviews
Renesmee is growing up; she's going down many paths and making many decisions, but will she find the path with her soul mate on it? Or does she believe she must keep her feelings for Jake buried for the sake of their friendship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 88 - Words: 197,277 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
All Grown Up: The Story of Jacob and Renesmee by VanessaWolfe724 reviews
Part I of III. See how Bella and Edward deal with Nessie not being a little girl anymore, then Jake and Nessie's life as a couple. *lemons* More summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 291,898 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Love and Lust by SheeWolf85 reviews
Renesmee Cullen goes on vacation with her parents to Seattle, Washington. There, she meets a stranger with a curious hold on her. Is it love at first sight, or just lust? Jake/Ness, AU/AH. M for smut. Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,103 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Day Everything Changes by theavidreader4life reviews
Jacob's feeling for Renesmee have changed. Will she feel the same? See what happens as Jacob reveals his true feelings to her. Will she accept the imprint or reject it? Read to find out. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Homeless Christmas Eve by mostly a lurker reviews
Bella finds herself in a position she'd never dreamed of - homeless and panhandling with her daughter on a street corner praying for a miracle on Christmas Eve. Will her prayer be answered? AH, ExB. A little holiday gift to you all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Playing Mommy by MoonlitStares-03 reviews
Bella's having zero luck in job-hunting. But when little Renesmee mistakes her for being her long-lost mommy, her daddy Edward Cullen offers Bella money to pretend for a month. In this situation, can Bella act both mommy and wife?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,341 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Note Writing by EdwardAteJames'Cookie reviews
Alice won't speak, not to anyone. Everyone calls her a freak and she doesn't fit in. But when new student Jasper comes, and Alice meets Bella something different sparks inside of Alice. But is that what stopped her talking in the first place? Slighty OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 103,492 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Plane Crash by TheaJ1 reviews
Remember that scene in "Eclipse" where Bella asks Edward what he would do if the plane they were flying in would be crashing? Well, here's the answer. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Grow Up by TinySnowflake reviews
Edward shares a sweet moment with Renesmee, then realizes he never wants her to grow up. Based on Taylor Swifts "Never grow up", NOT a songfic. Warning: Extremely fluffy daddy Edward !
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
In The Heat Of The Night by evieeden reviews
Bella and Edward encounter a problem when visting Renee in Florida.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Love and Tampons by SarahCullen17 reviews
Nessie and Jacob have a big decision ahead as they move closer to marriage. Nessie seeks her daddy's advice, and Edward is reminded of just how wonderfully surprising life can be. One-shot. Daddyward and lots of fluff. Nominated for a TwiFiction Award.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Marked by Saiyachick reviews
Ally reflects as two months have passed, and the marks that Tyler left behind, especially the one currently residing within her body...
Remember Me - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Complete
Tyler's Last Letter by Angelwiththeblackestwings reviews
What if Tyler's last letter was recovered from the wreckage of the Towers? What would he have written?
Remember Me - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
Once Upon a Time, in a Mental Institution by deadlybeautiful reviews
It was a mental institution. Well, technically, a Relaxation and Rehabilitation Center for Troubled and Traumatized Youth. But, you'd be surprised who you can meet. Rape victims, cutters, schizos, and crazies. Cannon parings, AH. Mainly A/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,397 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Five Senses by pinkpower reviews
And one more Jacob can't live without. Fluffy Jessie drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Colliding Worlds by TaylorEnchanted reviews
AU/AH Renesmee Cullen is the daughter of Edward and Bella. She has everything going for her. Money, popularity and a successful future. Will the local Native American bad boy Jacob Black change all of that? Language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,448 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Protect Me by LaughsAtThunder reviews
Charlie Swan believes his daughter is a danger magent. In a world where vampires are the pets of humans, what is the solution? Adopting a 'pet'. Normal Pairings. Mainly BxE. -Discontinued-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Edward, Bella
Renesmee's Revelation by BURNING PIXIE reviews
Renesmee has a little something to tell her family but is everything as it seems. Of course not! Just a cute little one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Truth or Consequence by JakeisNessiesBitch reviews
When all-star football quarterback Jacob Black falls for Renesmee Cullen, the two find that their differences may just be what brings them together... LEMON Rated M for language and sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,101 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Gone by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
Esme's thoughts before she jumps off the cliff after her baby's death. Warning: Suicide attempt
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Meeting Mom by LauraHannah90 reviews
Charlie is out of town, so he calls in Renee to stop any 'funny business' between Bella and Edward. But Bella falls sick and Edward helps care for her. Renee analyses his love for her daughter, curious about their intense relationship. Will Renee approve?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,802 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Renée - Complete
The Challenge by LauraHannah90 reviews
When there is a disagreement in the Cullen household, Bella challenges the Cullen family to spend a week living in a rough city area, on budget and having to earn whatever they spend. How will the family cope without their taken-for-granted luxuries?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,856 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
Milky Sunburn by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Post BD! Renesmee gets sunburned bad! So Bella helps with a certain dairy product that is suppose to help! BXREN fluff! And some EXB fluff! Fluff throughout the whole story! One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Sarcasm by gracekathrynm537 reviews
Edward's teaching his classes when a three year old Nessie shows up with her coloring book, ready to hang out with Daddy at work while Mommy runs errands. A light and fluffy one shot, but a few Nessie tears.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
68 BPM by Scarlett71177 reviews
Edward's first day back at school after the trip to Volterra is more difficult than he anticipated. E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beast by pinkpower reviews
A look into the lives of Bella, Edward, and Jacob if Renesmee had never been born. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
April Fools by HeavyHeartToCarry reviews
Quil pulls an April Fools joke on Embry. Classic Quil. This is based off of the OCRPG on Twitter. This is the first in a series of short stories from the OCRPG. It is *very* short :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Quil Jr., Embry - Complete
Equinox by mikirobbo reviews
A continuation of the twilight saga. All your favourite characters return to continue the story that could last for eternity. Bella, Edward and Jacob struggle with their emotions as Nessie becomes an adult. Contains lots of angst, drama and some humour.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,205 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Valentine's Day 2010 by VampChick76 reviews
Jacob wants Nessie to be his Valentine. How does he win her heart? Through cheesy jokes, duh. After Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Wickers by Portrait reviews
The Cullen family signs up for the show Wife Swap. Parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,105 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Esme, Alice - Complete
Can't Get None by JakeisNessiesBitch reviews
love-birds Renesmee and Jacob are trying to take their relationship to the next level... but will they ever succeed? LEMONS rated M for language and sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Getting Better by LoveNotesAndLies reviews
Once Edward left, Bella found drugs. After being kicked out of Charlie's house & her friends' house, she moved into the Cullen's old place. Of course they came back. BxE. M for drug use, sexual references & language. Bella OOC. 130 FAV's!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,681 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Charade by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Chief Swan has always been content to swallow the lies that Bella and Edward tell him. But after a conversation with one of his officers, Charlie questions his own judgment and decides it’s time for an unexpected visit during one of Bella’s sleepovers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,824 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Are The Only One by deductivereasoning reviews
Jacob proposing to Renesmee. Need I say more? A cute, short & fluffy one-shot! Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
I'm a surivor by Music of the wind reviews
Bella is a single mom. She works to jobs and barely has anytime to herself. Bella's entire world revoles around her little girl. She teaches Renesmee how to surive and learns about herself along the way. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Untitled by lou-thewriter reviews
Ness, Jacob, and undetermined rebellion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Sincerely, Jacob Black by pinkpower reviews
I know being patient has never exactly been your style, but when all is said and done. . . It’s definitely worth in the end—even at the very last second. JxN oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Vow at Dawn by MeghanReviews reviews
Bella's nightmares. Between New Moon and Eclipse. Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alive Again by twiXlite reviews
Sequel to "Saving Edward". To understand please read "Saving Edward" first. When Edward is released from hospital he finds life on the outside more challenging than he once thought. Can Bella help him through? Read to find out. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 250,942 - Reviews: 3088 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Prom Shopping by Trist'n Man'e reviews
This story is a one shot. Emmet and Jasper take Renesmee prom shopping. Things don't exactly go as planned
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Mommy? by blueSKIES247 reviews
Renesmee has some interesting questions about her future kids with Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
More Trouble with Werewolves by Little Orange Frog reviews
It's her first date. Nothing could go wrong while she's with Jake, could it? Amidst the klutziness, the slutty waitress, and then Mike Newton, she finds her self wondering what she was thinking. SEQUEL to TROUBLE WITH WEREWOLVES
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,197 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Open Your Mouth by IHateCleanBreaks reviews
Bella is mute and lives at an institute for physically handicapped girls. The doctors can find no physical reason that she can't talk. Can Edward help her speak again?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lifeguard by pinkpower reviews
“If you live through this—and we both know you will—will you marry me?” JacobxRenesmee oneshot. Told from Nessie's point of view. Don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Sparkly Part Deux by JustOnePogostick reviews
Because a little girl wants her big vampire uncle to be sparkly too.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Prank and a fashion show by ilovetwilight2 reviews
The culens are bored at home so Edward decides to play a prank on Bella and Alice puts together a ashion show. i suck at summaries. please read
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Stop Asking Me Out! by zoey zink reviews
Mike Newton has to be the dumbest person alive! He cannot take a hint! This is just a one-shot of Mike getting shot down by Bella AND Edward NOT SLASH AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Mike - Complete
In the Dark by paper.creations reviews
Jasper Whitlock is the newest employee at the Brookfield Institution for the Mentally Unstable. But on his first day on the job, he breaks the most important rule: 'Don't talk to the patients'. And even worse, he finds himself attracted to one
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,788 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Guardian Angel by SheeWolf85 reviews
Oneshot of Jacob's thoughts right before the smackdown with the Volturi in Breaking Dawn. Short and sweet, no dialogue. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Midnight Watch by pinkpower reviews
Bella sighed, letting down her shield so that I could know her thoughts. Everything is happening so fast, Edward. How can we just let her go? Edward watches as Renesmee sleeps. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Imprinting by C.Queen reviews
Nobody will explain to Renesmee what exactly it means for Jacob to have imprinted on her, so she decides to look it up in the dictionary with hilarious results.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Existing for You by DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful reviews
Jacob and Renesmee, seperated for an entire weekend, find themselves in an interesting position when they are left alone upon their reunion...LEMON/LIME WARNING
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The best prank ever by PInk MegAmOUtH SHeEP reviews
WARNING , DONT LEAVE EMMETT WITH NESSY! one shot on how Nessy is the only one that can prank everyone and get away with it , not a good summery but please give it a go xx R&R xx
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Fun Times by insertwickedpennamehere reviews
Uncle Em, what's sex?" Nessie and Emmett spend some time together, and the results are interesting.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Not Even a Black Box Would Survive by NessiexCullen reviews
We all know Bella is accident prone and packaged with bad luck. But what if her bad luck actually caused the plane she was flying on to crash? Page 88-89 of Eclipse Edward mentions that her bad luck could cause the plane to crash, but what if it happened?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What a girl wants what a girl needs by cullen4evas reviews
What happens when edward doesn't know what to do between his wife and daughter. good...i promise
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Making a Claim by sistersydney reviews
The coven from S.A. are making plans to come to claim Nessie to build their idea of a super-race with the half breeds. Jake has to take Nessie into hiding, just as they are developing their relationship into something more than it ever was. ManyLemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,956 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The Ultimate Reward by Two Hours' Traffic reviews
"Mama, why do I have to call you Bella in public?" Toddler Nessie doesn't understand why her family have rules. Then, finally, for one day only, her parents allow one rule to be broken.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Kissing Jail by little-nessieC reviews
What in the world is Edward teaching Nessie? ONE-SHOT, told from Jasper's POV. Must read!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Jasper - Complete
My Boyfriends Back by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Jacob goes to pick Renesmee up from school where he finds she has an admirer and decides to do something about it. JakeNessie. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Mike gets BURNED by edwardenthusiest reviews
In this story Mike works at McDonalds and Renesmee goes to get a sundae there. All resulting in Jessica beating the crap out of him. Short funny read. Finally Mike gets what's coming to him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Calling Doctor From Hell by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Bella gets sick while Carlisle is unavailable to take care of her. Edward takes her to the hospital, thinking he will get a professional doctor. But it turns out to be much worse than that. This actually happened to me, so have fun reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dreaming of Sleep by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Renesmee's dreams are keeping Jacob awake, not that he minds that much. JakeNessie. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
50 Things by insertwickedpennamehere reviews
50 Things that no Twilight fangirl is ever allowed to do. No matter what.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
The Milky Twilight by casabellax reviews
A year after the events of Breaking Dawn, Bella and Edward find themselves sharing a blissful moment under the milky twilight. Short but sweet. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aubrieta deltoidea by Two Hours' Traffic reviews
Esme experiences something that she never thought she would know: the love of a child.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Esme, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
First by somakeitcount reviews
Jacob and Renesmee finally get to go on a date on their own. What will their time together lead up to? As told by Jacob Black. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Cloud Nine by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Just A Misunderstanding by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
An innocent text message has negative consequences. JakeNessie. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Playing Footsie by Scarlett71177 reviews
Bella wonders why Edward never removes his shoes at night with her. Set during 'the happiest summer' after Twilight. E/B, one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Lilacs by Panda513 reviews
Weeks before the wedding, Edward and Bella decide to tell Charlie they are getting married. What happens next neither of them could have predicted. Edward/Bella, fluff. One shot. OOC for Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Last Night by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Syrup Anyone? by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 130 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Fever by sillybella reviews
Bella is sick and Edward is worried.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 182 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
When Twister Gets Funny by EdwardAddict reviews
Bella and the rest of the Cullens play Twister one Thursday night. Why is everyone laughing? Why is Emmett wearing high heels? Rated T for Emmett. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
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Safe reviews
Taken away at an early age she always knew what piece of her she was missing. Always remembered. She was alone most her life, craving freedom, light, anything. WARNING not for the Edward fans! M for later chapters (maybe?), no lemons, just tear jerkers. Contains abuse
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Wife Swap: Cullen's VS Clark's reviews
*Re-write of original story* Will the Cullen's have to go to church? Is Emmett a cross dresser? Why is Edward playing strip poker with his family? and WHY is a 14 year old old Ness making out with 19 year old old Jacob? The Cullen kids are sure to drive the new mom insane. Multiple POVs. Fun filled family humour!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011
Text's: Episode four reviews
Jacob and Renesmee are at it again! Texting, that is. But of course with a little help from the Cullen's and Emmett's teasing and... Renesmee falling flat on her face? Continuation from one, two and three. Not required that you read those. Slight suggestive themes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Wife Swap Cullen's vs Clarks reviews
Will the Cullen's have to go to church? Is Emmett a cross dresser? Why is Edward playing strip poker? And WHY is a fourteen year old Ness making out with nineteen year old Jacob? The Cullen kids are sure to drive the new mom crazy. Multiple POV's.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,754 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011
Sick week at the Cullen's reviews
Bella spends a week at the Cullen's being waited on hand-and-foot while she battles not a vampire this time, but the common flu. Of course Edward and the Cullen's worry about her. No Jacob. B/E fluff. Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Bella, Edward
Texts: Episode 3 reviews
Nessie and Jacob are texting each other - again. See what red paint, a rabbit and making out have to do with it. This is a continuation from Texts episode one and two. Can be read alone.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Not so perfect reviews
Can half vamps get drunk? Includes Jacob, vodka, crazy texting and who is April Newton? Lots of Emmett in the last two chapters. Rated T because of swearing in later chapters. Last chapter is parody. The rest is serious.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Texts: Episode Two reviews
Texts: Episode Two is the sequel to Texts and prequel to Texts: Episode 3. Ness and Jake are bored yet again... Emmett blackmails Nessie, and Jacob is a hot wolf and kissing Bella...? Read to find out what happens!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Mine reviews
Inspired by Taylor Swift's song "Mine'. ONE-SHOT. A short story about a typical night at Bella and Edward's cottage. Includes Renesmee and Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Texts reviews
Nessie and Jake get bored so they have a text conversation with each other. See what being bored and 'freaky lil supernatural mutants have to do with it!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Twilight Describing Words reviews
Title says it all
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Complete
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