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 Author has written 1 story for Naruto, and Future Diary/未来日記.
Current Pen-name: no reason- no purpose Gender: Female Star sign: Libra Me as a citizen in the world of Fanfiction: Pairings: I don't care. Het, yaoi, yuri... I don't care as long as it's well-written. But I do get disturbed by incest, zoophilia, or extreme cases of pedophilia. Bashing: Yes, some characters have done pretty stupid things in canon, yes, they might have made questionable choices, but I'm pretty sure that every person out there in the world who is past a certain age will have a "What was I thinking back then?!" moment or two. If you hate them for the sake of your OTP, with no other real justification... just go and pop bubble wrappers or something. Fanfics: I don't know... just generally anything I find interesting I guess. |
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The Chess Match by anja-chan reviews
After the Britannian Empire invades Japan in search of Kira, Light finds himself in the perfect position to find the true names of the Nobility: Ashford Academy. Enter Lelouch, a chessboard, and a clash of philosophy.
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,189 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 3/9/2018 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Light Y., Lelouch L.
Crosscut by Vericular reviews
At the culmination of zero requiem, Lelouch is hurled into Ametris. The homunculi are on the move, and the Elric brothers trust no man.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,566 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward E., Lelouch L.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3650 - Favs: 7,009 - Follows: 8,553 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Vigilante Tendency by Kyogre reviews
Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done. (bonus chapter 6-2016)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,449 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 6,318 - Follows: 2,755 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 4/26/2014 - K. Hibari, Ryōhei S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 6,243 - Follows: 5,647 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Akashi and Other Animals by half-sleeping reviews
Akashi adopts his friends again, one by one. His new teammates cope gamely with the influx of Miragen pets. Updated with sequel fic!
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Akashi Seijuurou, Generation of Miracle - Complete
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,947 - Reviews: 3074 - Favs: 5,676 - Follows: 6,246 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Black Coat by Hermione Prime reviews
Seized by Voldemort at the end of his fifth year, in the Department of Mysteries, Harry was transformed into a cat and sent tumbling through time. Armed with nothing except teeth and claws, Harry has to handle the threat posed by Tom Riddle and his teenage followers. He intends to stop the genius young Dark Lord and sabotage him at every turn...in the form of a cat. Sounds simple?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,918 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 2,822 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 4,925 - Follows: 4,459 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Phantom Tutor by axervii reviews
AU. As the number one middle school in Tokyo, Teikou Junior High has established an external school organization called Student Teachers Association (STA) to aid other schools in their academic affairs. Kuroko Tetsuya had enlisted his name as a volunteer and is assigned in Namimori to tutor two students for a month. One of which is the Vongola Decimo.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,535 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation, Kuroko T.
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 4,822 - Follows: 4,041 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Life Is Like A Boat by pale rose fire reviews
When Kuroko quits basketball after middle school and leaves Tokyo to get away from the memories he finds himself in Iwatobi. A new team and new friends with their own scars from the past are the last things he wants or needs, but before he knows it, the tides of fate are sweeping him along on a journey to find just where he belongs.
Crossover - Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ & Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 7/21/2014
Konoha no Senkou Arashi by Minion of Set reviews
She's finally become a shinobi, after years of acting the fool. Well, mostly acting anyway... FemNaruto. NaruSasu. Please Read and Review. I think you'll be surprised. Indefinite Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,345 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 3,141 - Follows: 2,727 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 13,699 - Follows: 6,344 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
A Different Side Of Me by pale rose fire reviews
Kuroko's so quiet and plays things so close to the vest that there are a lot of things that not even those closest to him know. A 100 Drabbles Challenge fic, where you'll learn 100 things you never knew about everyone's favorite phantom.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,462 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Kuroko T.
Ayakashi by Kyogre reviews
Complete, slight AU, gen. Flames and the Trinisette are far from the only secret power in the world. In which Tsuna is half-youkai, and his Guardians aren't quite all human either. The mafia won't know what hit them.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,505 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - H. Gokudera, Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
How Does It Feel? by pale rose fire reviews
Kuroko was found beaten and unconscious, hanging by his wrists from a basketball hoop in Kaijou's gym with a message cut into his chest and stomach: HEY GENERATION OF MIRACLES. HOW DOES IT FEEL? The GoM are determined to find who hurt him and make them pay, but along the way must face the mistakes they made in middle school, and realize the pain their actions caused others.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,774 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 2,862 - Follows: 1,888 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Generation of Miracle, Kasamatsu Y., Takao K.
Fourteen by Threesmallcrows reviews
It happens again. A bright shot of agony, arcing down your back. It's worse this time, stronger. You gasp. Your skin glows with pain. A quick check on Yukine's mind reveals he's far from asleep. No, he's awake, all right, and thinking of— Oh, no. No, no, no. In other words, Yato begins to suspect Yukine is in lust with him. This is both painful and problematic. Oneshot.
Noragami/ノラガミ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Yato, Yukine, Hiyori I. - Complete
Hide Your Voice by Emotive Gothika reviews
Hibari gets hit by the Ten Year Bazooka. For 1827 month
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/24/2014 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Burning Brightly by pale rose fire reviews
Kuroko unknowingly became a beacon of light to all those who lost their will to play basketball after being crushed by Teiko. This is the story of how all those who'd been defeated and humiliated by the GoM learned that he was fighting for them, and how the boy who spent his whole life in the shadows became their hero.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 451 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Kuroko T., Ogiwara S. - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3677 - Favs: 7,178 - Follows: 5,434 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 4,074 - Follows: 5,367 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
The Scorned Son by Calanor reviews
They say hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, but the wrath of a scorned son comes pretty close. The day his brother massacred the Uchiha clan, Sasuke shrugged. None of those people cared about him anyway. Years later he tries to leave his clan's shadow as a loyal shinobi of Konoha. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,287 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sasuke U.
If Wishes Came True by TwoFacedPierrot reviews
"If you could have a wish granted, then what will it be?"
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle - Complete
Lightning by ChaosKirin reviews
Stan, Kenny, and the other kids from South Park have an adventure. Stan finds out what it's like to have Kenny's power, and the only way to put things right again is to visit ol' Cthulhu.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,693 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Impassive Endearment by HetChrome reviews
Kise finally gets his long-awaited date with Kuroko, but of course the rest of the Generation of Miracles are not going to take this sitting down. By the way, shoujo manga are meant to be thwarted. Kise/Kuroko, GoM/Kuroko. Ao/Kuro Parody up!
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 171 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Kuroko T., Kise R. - Complete
The House of Many Whims by BlackStar42Roses reviews
In a time where magical occurrences are not unordinary, Tsuna lives in a house with magical properties that allow 'Travelers' to go in and out of his home. No one ever passes by a second time, except for a man named Hibari. How is that possible? AU 1827, one-sided 2780
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,597 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 3,837 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Penance by Laora reviews
The Gate was opening; the black arms stretched toward him and Pride. Ed knew he had no say in the matter. He would be pulled to this parallel dimension, alternate universe—whatever it was—and Amestris would be left to die. Truth merely grinned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,965 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 2,868 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
10 Relationship Words That Don't Translate by l0stinl0ve reviews
One-Shot. There are several words in other languages that don't translate into English. Here is a story that follows the relationship of Hermione and Draco as they show and live the meanings of these words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 6,253 - Follows: 4,216 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 3,269 - Follows: 1,083 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Cerberus by Triangular Prism reviews
Who exactly was that Greek man who sold Hagrid a three-headed dog in a pub? In truth, a harassed entity trying to get a Cerberus pup off his hands…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Rubeus H., Greece - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 425 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 3,615 - Follows: 414 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Dead Zone by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Paintballing. It was all America's idea. This cannot end well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6693 - Favs: 14,763 - Follows: 6,107 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Forgettable Vows by twin-v reviews
Draco and Hermione wake up together in bed one morning with headaches, no clothes, and horror when they see each other. But it seems there is so much more to it than inebriation... four years' worth of wedded bliss, in fact.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,205 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 3,385 - Follows: 739 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Debt Note by Kalachuchi reviews
Haruhi finally sees what is written in Kyoya's notebook.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/6/2008 - [Kyōya O., Haruhi F.] - Complete
Wordplay by WikketKrikket reviews
Also for my good friend Scooby2408, a drabble in which Kyouya and Haruhi have a war of words. Only question is will he be able to tell her what's really important? Author name changed from Waffles4eva
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Wish by milkmoth reviews
Haruhi starts getting strange flower deliveries at her house. She has absolutely no urge to figure out who the sender is, but with her father's, er, support, she discovers something unexpected. KyouxHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Taking a Page From the Gnomes' Book by Seaouryou reviews
Eric'll do anything to win Wendy's heart. Even if it means helping Kyle, convincing Stan he's gay, becoming Bebe's slave, and listening to Kenny talk about his feelings. He might even succeed, too, if the Cartmans and Charlie Mansion don't screw it up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,435 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Red Eyes, Red Blood and Pink Brain Matter reviews
On the day the genin teams were assigned, something seemed off about Sakura. Unfortunately for him, Sasuke didn't notice until too late.
Crossover - Naruto & Future Diary/未来日記 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,787 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Sasuke U., Yuno G./2nd