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Joined 01-26-11, id: 2721609, Profile Updated: 06-27-11
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

I am a complete novice. I only started writing at the beginning of this year and had never written a word of fiction before this. I’ve been an avid reader for as long as I can remember - even sitting hunched on my windowsill after bed time, reading Enid Blyton by the light of the street lamp outside. (Far too long ago!)

I escape into books, they are my release from the pressures of everyday life, but I've always wanted to know more. Then I discovered Fanfiction and an almost unlimited supply of stories to disappear into. I enjoy different points of view, back stories, new plots or futures, even AU, OOC, or just plain smut. I don’t enjoy characters being villanised, but that’s just me.

I am not an author and I’m never likely to be, but I have discovered I enjoy writing. A lot! So, if you happen to enjoy my mental wanderings then GREAT! Review it and let me know. If you don’t, well hey, life would be boring if we were all the same – constructive criticism is welcomed, but don’t just flame me for it!


I'm on twitter now: @kkalmm

It's all new, and I'm figuring it out as I go along.

I’m currently working on:

Silver and Gold:

A post Breaking Dawn epic that causes all manner of chaos amongst vampires, werewolves and the Volturi.


I've got a lovely new banner for Silver and Gold, all thanks to the amazing FrozenSoldier. Please check it out - she's an absolute master at work.

Just after I first wrote Ch7, and introduced my nomad, I thought I'd search and see if I could find a picture of a male model with dark hair to fit the description. Google came up trumps. The first picture I saw, at the top of the first page I looked at, was this, and it matched rather well I thought:

Top 50 Male Models of the World – Part 3

I’m currently writing around Ch27 and Esme wants to get a car – something powerful but not ostentatious. The problem is I don’t know anything about cars and haven’t a clue what to chose. If Esme were to ask Rosalie for advice, what would she say? Help!

This story is being updated at the moment. It's been picked up by the wonderful people at Project team Beta, who are mopping up the last (hopefully) of my errors so that it can be validated nice and quickly at Twilighted.

A particularly vivid dream:


This amazing banner was done for me by the truly awesome FrozenSoldier.

An AU/AH/OOC with Jasper and Esme. Odd combination I know, but that’s just what it seemed to need to be. An overworked mum, a film star, an embarrassing Skype conversation overheard, an overnight flight home...

Well, it's not a one-shot any more, as 20K words was just too much for one chapter. The big question is, should I continue?

Several Quickies:

I discovered a whole load of wonderful little stories all for a Quickie Contest and decided to have a go myself. It's worth having a look at the entries as there are some fantastic little gems!


I've put my entries up here now, as I really enjoyed writing them:

Firelight: Jasper, a guitar, soft music by the light of a campfire. What's his favourite tune?

Firelight.jpg Banner by the truly awesome FrozenSoldier.

Foiled again: Jasper and Alice. It was a choice I faced every time I watched her. Leave or pounce? Inspired by this wonderful little crack-fic I found called ‘The Hunt’ by SassenachWench http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5396946/1/

I also wrote Game On, but as it’s an excerpt from Silver and Gold - Ch14, I decided not to publish it here separately.

Thank you

K :o)

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Lost In Orbit by FrozenSoldier reviews
Tragedy strikes when you least expect it When there's only one person who understands what you're going through, do you let them in? Do you let them heal you, even when it seems impossible? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 79 - Words: 364,419 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Bitter Sunrise by chica1978 reviews
Sequel to Endless Dawn. What happens to Jasper and Alice after the Twilight Saga? Do they and the rest of the Cullens get their happy ever afters or not? Once again in third person but focuses mainly on Jasper/Alice. Rated M for safety and adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 146,625 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Come Fly With Me by Jenny0719 reviews
O/S - Despite her fear of heights, Bella books a flight to Chicago to complete a book deal with a demanding author. But fear of flying isn't Bella's only problem. LOVE IS IN THE AIR CONTEST WINNER. 1st place public vote / 2nd place judge's vote
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,622 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 159 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Endless Dawn by chica1978 reviews
Sequel to Midnight Shadows. Jasper and Alice's story throughout the Twilight Saga books, including Midnight Sun. Written in 3rd person but focuses mainly on J/A. M rated for safety.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 105 - Words: 246,644 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Midnight Shadows by chica1978 reviews
Prequel to my story Endless Dawn. Starts in 1843 and follows the lives of Jasper and Alice as they become vampires, meet each other and join the Cullens. Continues up to the beginning of Endless Dawn, which obviously is up to Twilight too.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 143,942 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
About Last Night by 2Shaes reviews
Lies, betrayal, cat fights, girl drama and a little bit of romance. This was my entry for the FreeWriters and Readers One Shot Contest. Contest theme: Unlikely Pairings. Interested? AH/AU Rated M for language and content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,135 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
Boring Third Period by manywords reviews
Jasper is bored in third period Spanish class. He finds a way to entertain himself and Alice. Rated M for pure lemon-y goodness. Canon, pre-Twilight, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
C'mon, Mama Bear by Esme Mom Cullen reviews
Esme and Emmett are both suffering while their spouses' attentions are elsewhere during Breaking Dawn. Escaping the house to hunt, they confide in each other, and give each other the physical connection they both desire. Nominated for Sunflower Award!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Esme, Emmett - Complete
Flight Plan by 2Shaes reviews
Esme misses her flight on her way to visit her niece, Alice in Washington DC. Due to an injury, she is forced to visit the clinic where she meets the devastatingly handsome, Dr. Carlisle Cullen. Sparks fly, but they only have one night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,892 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Come Clean by shalu reviews
AU/AH Esme has the hots for her son Jasper's coach, but she thinks she's too old for him. Odds are she's wrong. Jasper's birthday pool party might provide the occasion for them both to come clean. Written for the Support Stacie Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,640 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Emmett, Esme - Complete
Designing Woman by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Esme is an interior designer and Jasper is her much younger client. Sparks will fly. O/S, smut, AU/AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Esme, Jasper - Complete
The Hunt by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. Crackfic. 60-second view into the mind of a killer.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Complete
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Silver and Gold reviews
Maria wants Jasper back, badly. When she tries to hurt him through the one he loves, the consequences are huge for both vampires and werewolves. Rosalie's life is shattered, and Emmett has to pick up the pieces. Post BD. C/Es, A/J, Em/R, Ed/B & Jacob/Leah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,331 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Emmett, Rosalie
It's never 'Just a Kiss' reviews
ENTRY FOR THE JUST A KISS CONTEST: Things have changed. Leah burnt a lot of bridges and now it's time to rebuild them. It's a good thing her Alpha is always there when he's needed. Post BD, stand alone 'Silver and Gold' out-take. *CONTAINS SPOILERS*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Jacob, Leah
A Particularly Vivid Dream reviews
An overworked mum, a film star, an embarrassing Skype conversation overheard, an overnight flight home… AU/AH/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,836 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Jasper, Esme
Foiled Again reviews
Written for the Quickie Contest: It was a choice I faced every time I watched her. Leave or pounce?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Jasper, Alice
Firelight reviews
Written for the Quickie Contest: Jasper, a guitar, soft music by the light of a campfire. What's his favourite tune?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Jasper - Complete