PoisoningPigeonsinthePark
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Poll: You are engaged in polite conversation with your friend. You blink, un-blink, and she has, most unexpectedly, grown a moustache. How do you point it out to her without committing a social faux pas? Vote Now!
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Joined 01-26-11, id: 2721893, Profile Updated: 10-18-12
Author has written 33 stories for Merlin, Harry Potter, Sherlock, and Doctor Who.

Hi.

UPDATES: I know I'm useless. I'm sorry about that. I have many excellent excuses but you probably aren't interested in them. I promise I'll get on with updating everything eventually. My stories shall not languish unfinished on my profile for eternity.

Before we begin, you should know that I possess the ability to talk for England without really saying anything... So please don't feel obligated to read everything I've written. I won't know whether you have or not ;)

LANJO FOR THE WIN!

I have no intention of explaining that statement.

I seem to have acquired a lot of interesting nicknames in my time here (probably because the penname's a bit of a mouthful)... PPP, PP in the P, PPitP, Pigeons, Poison, Pigeon and the best yet: PoiPig. You may call me whatever you like; I'll answer to any of those. I'll probably answer to Oi, you! as well. I am also a member of the Plot Bunny Obsessives (ask Kizzia) and Weird Sock Resistance (ask Cherrytree007 about that one).

I'm sick of reading people's profiles and being told to 'copy and paste' things onto my profile. I will not do something just because you tell me to do it! I can come up with my own thoughts and feelings, I don't need to cope and paste yours! Copy and paste this into your profile if it fits you.

Also, I would just like to say that I think I always reply to reviews (unless I forget. Sometimes I forget things, for instance I have forgotten where I left the book I'm reading at the moment, which is inconvenient) because I am a polite Englishperson, and I never leave flame reviews. I don't like flames. Leave me as much constructive criticism as you like, it's well meant, I know, but flames are just unpleasant. I think it's easy to forget that there's a real person on the receiving end of the unpleasantness, a real person who could be young and vulnerable. I'd sooner run naked down the street yodelling than make someone feel bad about themselves like that.

Much obligated to you, good sirs and ladyfolks, for the extensive spanning of your attentions towards myself,

Pigeons.

P.S. Message me if you like. Go on. I dare you. I don't bite. Often.

Please enjoy my stories. Or not.

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Children by Angel Starbeam reviews
A collection of one-shots dealing with Arthur's and Gwen's children, and Merlin's and whoever else I had decided to give progeny to.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere
The Heart To Know by jaqtkd reviews
A set of reaction ficlets tied into my reveal series 'The Eyes To See' Drabble, poems and ficlets. Likely to be reopened in the future.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,264 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Merlin - Complete
The Eyes To See by jaqtkd reviews
A set of 'reveal' senarios where Merlin's abilities are discovered by different people in different ways. Poems, Drabbles and Ficlets. This fic is likely to be reopened in the future
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,502 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine
My Love, My Secret by YoureAnIllusion reviews
An AU Merlin romance set in 1954 USA before the Civil Rights Movement, and as a result, racism is rampant. But what does the privileged Arthur do when he falls in love with a poor "colored" woman? And will he or Lorenzo succeed in winning her heart?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 294,624 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Evil, Shady Dealings by TheDeathlyMarshmallows reviews
"One must always wear red when engaging in vindictive or merely rebellious activities." - Set in Season 3 (and more recently the Season 3 - 4 gap), a look at all the conversations and attempted evil plots between Morgana and Morgause that we never got to see...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 152,681 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Morgana, Morgause
Drabbles of Camelot by Lady Elrayen reviews
Drabble 25: The question was a simple one asked by Gwaine in between sips from his tankard: How do you want to be remembered?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
The Oblivious Prince by Loopstagirl reviews
Merlin thinks that Arthur never notices anything. But what if that wasn't the case? What if the prince knew more than he was letting on?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,013 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Glimpse by Whirlwind421 reviews
A collection of drabbles about the random possible moments in their lives. No slash. New Chapter: Merlin's quest for food continues.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 170 - Words: 23,653 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
On the Wings of a Butterfly by Ph0enix-Flyer reviews
Merlin's magic is revealed and Arthur struggles with his views on magic and the issue of trust. It takes talks with Gwen and Gaius, as well as a display of innocent magic viewed secretly from a bush, to make him realise that nothing which truly mattered has ever really changed. Post-S3, will now be considered AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Homeward Bound by Vegetableswillhavetheirrevenge reviews
An AU to s3. ep1. An alternative way of Merlin returning to Camelot- this time, still in chains... NOW OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,537 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Merlin
A Tale of Two Destinies by Save-Ted24 reviews
Arthur and Gwen thought their lives were complicated enough, flirting with the idea of an impossible relationship. But Gwen is about to discover a shocking royal secret that requires her to leave Camelot...possibly for good. Will their destinies ever intertwine again?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,206 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Whimsical Poetry of Doom by fortheloveofcamelot reviews
A poem a week about a different character of Merlin. you have to guess which! Intrigued? Come on in, there's room for one more! Occasional mild language/odd terminology! Please review - share the love!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 51,600 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010
Pick Your Poison by Kitty O reviews
Between Merlin and Morgana, Camelot's poison supplies have been depleted. Not even any crushed glass. Ficlet. No slash. Gaius-centric!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Gaius, Merlin - Complete
The Tops of Buildings, I Can See Them Too by impromptucoffee reviews
On an evening where late spring ticks over into early summer, Kurt meets Blaine, the boy next door who loves books. Boys falling in love over books and conjoining roofs.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What's in a Name? by Sydelle Rein reviews
"His name's not even Merlin!" Arthur shouted, rounding on his servant again, jabbing a finger in his direction. Merlin flinched. / Arthur's discovered something. And he's not happy about it. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 256 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Sensing Magic by jaqtkd reviews
Merlin can't work out why Morgana has changed so much since she returned. One intense encounter with her answers that question, but also manages to change Fate's direction which, Merlin knows from previous experience, is not good news. AU of Series 3 & 4. Book Cover by MildeAmasoj
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,371 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
Arthur Punches Lancelot! by fernazab reviews
No, the affair from the legends has NOT happened. Drabble collection. NO slash. Drabble #6: Arthur knows Merlin is a liar. But won't do anything about it.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Arthur, Lancelot
Merlin Series 4: How it Should Have Ended by Kitty O reviews
Because sometimes, no matter how you chant at the screen for something to happen, the characters just refuse to cooperate. So sometimes, I have to make them. Season 4 ficlets. Spoilers. No slash. T in case.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Arthur - Complete
Snow Snippets by BagginsPotterPevensie reviews
It's a white winter in Camelot- the Knights are mad and annoying, Merlin is Merlin and Arthur and Guinevere just want some time to themselves. Drabbles.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere, Arthur - Complete
In Which Merlin Takes a Vacation or AntiWhump by Autumne255 reviews
Inspired by EmCat's 'Why Do You Hate Me', Merlin takes a much needed vacation, and, in the meantime, things in Camelot turn inside out, upside down, and backwards. Rated T because I'm paranoid. Warning: Happy!Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Merlin
It's Your Fault! by fernazab reviews
"Gaius, I've come to a conclusion," Merlin declared. "It's all your fault. And you're going to pay for it." Crack!ficlet. No slash, like always.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Merlin, Gaius - Complete
Lancelot's Love by Unformal Sorrelle reviews
This is about Lancelot's true love! No, it isn't Gwen... Not anyone like that! Who is she? Well, I'll give you a hint, the ships name is Lanjo... *Inspired by PPitP's Caught in a Slash*
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Lancelot - Complete
I've Been Thinking by Elfpen reviews
'"Everything bad that has ever happened to Arthur has happened when, or even because Merlin wasn't around. Have you noticed?" Nonplussed, Lancelot wasn't sure what he was supposed to say.' Gwaine is bright. Lancelot is amused. NON-SLASH. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Lancelot, Gwaine - Complete
Apologies by LilacSky128 reviews
Tag to 4x08. Gwaine - contrary to popular opinion - was not an idiot, which meant that he had not missed the fact that Merlin had been avoiding him. A much needed scene.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
OHMYGODIMONFIRE by Autumne255 reviews
You know those annoying fanfics where they put some song lyrics right into the middle of a perfectly good fic, ruining the reading experience? Yeah? Well, this is one of them. Mockfic. Read and Review!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Merlin, Uther
Pieces by IceCreamDoodle13 reviews
A series of drabbles ranging from adorable bromance to extreme angst to ridiculous crack. Merlin goodness in 100 word chunks, who could ask for more? Please read and review.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 13,759 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Decisions, Choices and Destiny by almostwhimsical reviews
What would happen if one choice changed everything? Set after series 3. I don't own Merlin or the characters by the way.AU
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,535 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Gwaine, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
What the Girls got up to in 404 by ceeebee reviews
Gwen's given up hope, because Arthur's affections OBVIOUSLY lie elsewhere. She turns to her old pal Morgana for help.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Morgana, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
This is the beginning by Kizzia reviews
Merlin knows Morgana spoke the truth; her brief reign has begun many things. But is her desire for revenge the only threat to Camelot? My take on what should have happened in S4. ON HAITUS - POSSIBLY PERMANENTLY. Please check my profile for an explanation.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,672 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Death's Completely Inconvienent Visit to Camelot by Winters-Feather reviews
" How exactly was Merlin causing so much trouble? Determined to find the answer to that question, Death had declared that she would be taking the day off and headed straight for Camelot. "
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011
The Plan by LilacSky128 reviews
Morgana's plan was simple. Lure Arthur out, capture and destroy. Possibly take over Camelot for good measure. Only then Merlin came along. And everything got a lot more complicated.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Merlin, Is That a Cat? by ypput reviews
"Merlin... Is that a cat?" Arthur asked as Merlin deposited the tabby on Arthur's table. I'm not entirely sure what to say about this other than that somehow I've made a series of drabbles about Gwaine getting turned into a cat...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin
In One City by Ultra-Geek reviews
"After Uther died, Camelot began to pull apart at the seams." A drabble for London.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere
Bad Day by Whirlwind421 reviews
Merlin's day is particularly bad, starting bad and just getting worse. Chapter 2: Just when Merlin thinks things can't get any worse...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,836 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
If My Memory Serves Me Well by SGE reviews
When Arthur rescues Merlin from a kidnapping, he brings a changed man back to Camelot. It's up to Gwen, Lancelot and Gwaine to set things right, but will any of them return from their quest the same? Ensemble, canon relationships, no slash. Set post-S3.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,229 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Merlin, Gwen/Guinevere
Sufferers Who Suffer All by Ultra-Geek reviews
Envy. Gluttony. Lust. Wrath. Greed. Sloth. Pride. The seven deadly sins, as personified by the characters of Merlin. A drabble series.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
Unimaginable Horror by gredandforgerock reviews
Oh the horror... a Gred and Forge dialog
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Villain of the Week by Kitty O reviews
A wandering man is lost, and has given away his script. Spotting a main character, he stops him and asks if he knows where the man is supposed to be going. Crack poetry oneshot. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Nice Try Arthur by Nada Themis reviews
Arthur tries to prove that Merlin has magic. Though his attempt in doing so get him caught in a very... compromising situation. Non-Slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Stories' Teller by Kitty O reviews
Arthur's son meets an interesting man who tells him stories about his father. "They weren't fairy tales, Father. They were real stories. About you. He said he had stories no one else did." Guess who? Oneshot, no slash, Arwen referred to.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Knight Number 37 by Magic Cabbage reviews
Merlin is saving the day, and the other knights are busy getting themselves killed in a pathetic attempt to be heroes. Knight number 37 is trying to survive, and he learns a certain warlock's secret.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,525 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
Revelations by Marista reviews
Arthur and Guinevere are newly weds. Over the course of their first year of marriage there are revelations about both Guinevere and Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,391 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
For Arthur by Kitty O reviews
Ficlet. Merlin's a good man, but surely Arthur sometimes wishes that some of his knights would be more loyal to him than to a servant? Is it too much to ask that someone do things simply for loyalty to Arthur? No pairings, just some wise words from Percy.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Arthur, Percival - Complete
Injustice by Marista reviews
When Guinevere and the other peasants of Camelot are treated unfairly, who will come to their rescue? Peasants don't have knights or Princes in shining armor – or do they? Season 1, Pre-Arwen relationship story.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere, Arthur - Complete
Gaius's Partay! by fortheloveofcamelot reviews
IT'S TIME TO PARTY - Gaius style! When Gaius throws a party he tells EVERYONE... everyone, except Merlin it seems leading to a fine string of events in which everyone's lives change forever or primarily just for the weekend...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Merlin, Gaius - Complete
Fired by Kitty O reviews
Which is not a darkfic, not a deathfic, not slash, and not a reveal, and yet begins with Arthur's sword slicing towards the helpless ex-manservant on the ground. That's the kind of thing that just screams, "You've been fired." Part action, part humor.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,142 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Once and Future Queen by InkInMyVeins reviews
"The only Prince I know is Arthur" she replied strongly, "You remain faithful to Camelot" he remarked mockingly, "Until the day I die". Gwen and Uther are kidnapped, Arthur/Gwen pairing, mild language etc.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere, Uther - Complete
Little Moments by Cherrytree007 reviews
Random sentences about little moments in Camelot No Slash! Please read :D Just give it a go. Rating T just in case :D review please:D
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
No Words by Kitty O reviews
Merlin and Gwen friendship moment. The Queen runs out of a meeting and hides; Merlin is the one who finds her.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere, Merlin - Complete
Breakfast at Arthur's by Jammeke reviews
"Don't be late." "Am I ever?"
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Underestimated by Kitty O reviews
Drabbles from the person who -depending on who you ask - may have started the epidemic. They range from angst to crack to Dark! to bromance, but it's overall just a no slash collection of mini stories about our favorite warlock and Co.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 9,653 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Pendragon by railise reviews
Five entries for the Arthur/Gwen Fanfiction Challenge Community's Second Short Challenge, at LiveJournal.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
When Rowling's Book Meets Camelot by writing-at-random reviews
In a land of myth and a time of magic, what else comes into Arthur's possession but a book. But not just any book. A book about a wizarding school called Hogwarts. Prompt based Fanfic. No Slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Arthur - Complete
Starbursts by espergirl04 reviews
Very short Modern AU. Arthur and Gwen don't have to say what they really mean.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere, Arthur - Complete
The AntiDrabbleDrabble by NotQuiteBerserk reviews
So even Merlin is starting to notice the increase in drabbles. I have nothing againt drabbles personally. Oneshot. Drabble. No Slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Sorcerer in the Shadows by LilacSky128 reviews
Merlin is arrested for sorcery - Arthur's not saying who helped him escape - Arthur thinks that Merlin's gone, only... how on earth is it that he continues to defeat magical creatures and not remember it? Is there a sorcerer in the shadows, helping them?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,911 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
In Which Arthur Reads of Science and Urine by Kitty O reviews
The title kinda says it all. Based on a prompt. One shot, ficlet. Crackish, I suppose... I own neither Merlin nor the book The 13th Element.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Arthur - Complete
Waiting was Dull but Luckily Alcohol had Improved by Sezso reviews
Future!fic. Merlin's got a bit of angst, but mostly he's just bored. Friday nights, he and Nimueh get together for a drink. Occasionally, they try to kill each other.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Merlin, Nimueh - Complete
Hunted by Whirlwind421 reviews
He runs through the forest, feeling the hunters gaining on him. If only he could escape. New: Part Two, Haunted
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
Silent insanity by Nival Vixen reviews
COMPLETE! The Chamber of Secrets broke Ginny. Harry defeated Riddle, but in revenge, Tom stole Ginny's sanity. She was put in St. Mungo's and forgotten. Ginny was used to the routine, the silence, and her insanity. Then Draco became a healer on her ward.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,069 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
On the Wing by railise reviews
A traveling carnival has come to Camelot, with a surprise in store for the king and queen. Written for LiveJournal's ag fics 1st Long Challenge.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
It's the Thought That Counts by Zenyetta reviews
Arthur has been sending gifts to Gwenhwyfar and Merlin has been the delivery boy. Not a good idea.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Merlin - Complete
The Amulet of Shinnok by Ellarose88 reviews
Merlin encounters a mysterious child. Based on a prompt from the Mini Challenge 1 over at ag fics on livejournal.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Ygraine by OneWonders reviews
Ygraine knows more than Uther gives her credit for. Awaiting her baby's birth, she contemplates her husband's deceptions and what they will mean for her child's life and her own.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Ygraine - Complete
Eavesdroppers by Marista reviews
Arthur eavesdrops on Guinevere's conversation and he learns about a secret she's been keeping from him.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Lips as red as blood by Kizzia reviews
A drabble since I wanted to join in too! I was convinced I couldn't do one but then this stuck itself in my head and I had to write it down. Dark!Merlin - rated T to be safe. It implies much but it isn't remotely graphic.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
Was it Something I Said? by Kitty O reviews
Arthur: "No man is worth your tears." Merlin: BAM! I guess this could be considered BAMF!Merlin, but it's more some wishful thinking on Kitty O's part. No slash as always. Ficlet. Set during The Last Dragonlord. AU, I suppose, technically...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Of Course Not by Princess Alyra reviews
Merlin does magic. Merlin doesn't have magic. Elyan is confused.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Elyan - Complete
Thirty Ways to Annoy King Uther Pendragon & Co by Kitty O reviews
A guide from the expert. See, I know it's been done, but we needed one for those of us who don't like slash. Rating is for some minor suggestive comments. Mentions Arwen, ArMor, U/Y, Mergana... Basically all and anti-slash, mostly anti-Merthur/Arlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Uther - Complete
How They Find Out by LilacSky128 reviews
Merlin is really good at keeping secrets, but surely he's not that good. Chapter 8 - Arthur: Part II Arthur's just found out that Merlin has magic, and he's about to find out he was the last to know... somehow, this annoys him more.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine
Seemingly by Whirlwind421 reviews
Merlin is waiting for Arthur who he is hunting, again, while something lurks in the bushes beyond.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Next Seven Days by Ultra-Geek reviews
Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,121 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Total Knockout by Emachinescat reviews
Or "Why Arthur Should Stop Getting Knocked Unconscious at Strategic Moments Throughout the Show so that Merlin Can Do Magic Without Getting Caught" Arthur's been hit on the head too many times, and isn't quite himself on his coronation day. Chaos ensues.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
We Like It This Way by Kitty O reviews
In which every secret of Camelot is very closely guarded... Officially. Or a very confused OC plot device is ready to cry. Thanks, Merlin. Crack. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Merlin - Complete
A Staunch Ally in the War Against Magic by Kitty O reviews
no slash, crack! In which Uther finds something that may just help him eradicate magic forever... A MR. CLEAN MAGIC ERASER! MUHAHAHA!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Uther, Arthur - Complete
You'd Have to Kill Me by Kitty O reviews
A short ficlet, no slash as always. Merlin's secret is a secret for a reason. "End of sword to front of chest, and push. It was a motion Arthur had done before. It wasn't hard. Why was it so hard?"
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Quotes Legends Live By by pancakesareyummy reviews
Ever wondered what quotes the characters of Merlin followed in their lives? Look no further! A mixture of different quotes of different genres changed to suit the characters of Merlin. Fun for all the family! Review? Please? T for VERY mild language. :P
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011
Lancelot's Quest for Happiness by Owl Watcher reviews
Lancelot finds himself rather down. Join Merlin and the Knights of the Round Table in their quest to cheer him up!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Lancelot - Complete
Belief In Good by LilacSky128 reviews
Gaius and Arthur have a conversation about the essence of magic. "I do not think magic is either good or evil." "Is that what Merlin thinks?" "No sire, it is not."
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Arthur, Gaius - Complete
Knights of Camelot: More Than Just A Fancy Cloak! by Christina B reviews
A guide to surviving the dangers of being a Knight by the Camelot Citizen's Association. Sequel to So You Want To Move To Camelot? HUMOR!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
So You Want To Move To Camelot? by Christina B reviews
A guide about the hazards of life in Camelot by the Camelot Citizen's Association. HUMOR!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Complete
Family Seal by SilverHeart09 reviews
This is why it's important to ensure that your grammar is correct before you ask your son to arrest his servant for stealing your wife's seal.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
The worst thing by Vegetableswillhavetheirrevenge reviews
A brief look at Uther's thoughts a few weeks after the end of season three. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Uther - Complete
Making You Smile by DragonflyonBreak reviews
Incredibly hard to explain. But it includes a five year old Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Merlin, Hunith - Complete
Orange Magic by frostygossamer reviews
Blond icon Arthur has an identity crisis. Arthur-centric silliness. COMPLETE
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Arthur - Complete
The Choice by Loopstagirl reviews
Merlin has a choice to make, one with dire consequences for both him and Arthur. But can he make it?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Witch's Vine by railise reviews
Arthur's attempt to give Gwen a gift backfires spectacularly. Written for the 1st Short Challenge at the Arthur & Guinevere Fanfiction Challenge Community at LiveJournal; theme: Grapevine.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Endless by railise reviews
Morgana has kidnapped Gwen, and Arthur is out to find her. Written for Round 3 of 4 evermore's Arthur/Gwen Last Author Standing at LiveJournal.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
You Certainly Aren't by Kitty O reviews
"You said no man was worth my tears. But you never could get anything right." This is written in third person, T for angst. Not written to be slash. Oneshot. Mood drabble.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Anvil Swallowing by Kitty O reviews
Dedicated to fernazab. Arthur swallows the most ridiculous excuses sometimes, excuses the size of anvils... Really? An eye infection? Really? Oneshot. No slash as always.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
or the moment of truth in your lies by mirai3k reviews
Arthur's wrong and Merlin's tired.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Frogs and Fools by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Gaius goes away for a week and Merlin doesn't handle his independence very well.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Same Old Story by Kitty O reviews
Ho-hum. Normal day in Camelot; Merlin's been accused of sorcery. Again. Uther reflects on every other time Merlin has been arrested and resists the urge to pull his hair out. Ficlet. Do you think the king's an idiot?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
The oblivious prat by Vegetableswillhavetheirrevenge reviews
No matter how often Merlin tells Arthur, it just never gets through.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Knight in Charred Armor by Kitty O reviews
Love doesn't always bring out the best in you, Leon discovers. Alternate character interpretation of season 3. Morgause/Leon. No slash. Sequel posted: "Polishing Armor".
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Leon, Morgause - Complete
The Finale by mrsgeorgeweasley48 reviews
Typical Merlin finale: including cuddling, Gaius' eyebrow and a completely unhelpful Dragon. NOTE: crack!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Gwaine and the Holy Sister by Mrs. Bonner reviews
Gwaine's strengths were epic, but so were his weaknesses. Embracing destiny might take divine intervention ...or perhaps just one beautiful, remarkable nun. Takes place during S3, Ep 8-12. Rated K. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Gwaine - Complete
Look! Airborne Swine! by Kitty O reviews
Utter OOC ridiculousness. Arthur has a panic attack when he realized he has no chores to give Merlin... We of the audience thought that was impossible! A fic Mocking my favorite prince.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Why Do You Hate Me? by Emachinescat reviews
Merlin is at a loss to explain why nearly everyone who writes fan-fiction about him wants to see him suffer and decides he's going to write a letter in protest to his outrageous treatment. "Dear Fan-Fiction Writers/Readers..."
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Merlin - Complete
The Incredible Bouncing Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, Why Sir Leon Isn't Dead. Whenever the subject of Leon's propensity towards living is brought up, everyone in the household gets shifty eyed and twitchy. Is it skill? Luck? Magic? No, of course not, magic's illegal, don't be ridiculous…
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Leon, Merlin - Complete
Drunken Knights by Kiva Taliana reviews
Silly one-shot story. Leon talks too much, Arthur can't hold his drink, Merlin's ears are assaulted, Gwaine learns more about being a knight and Lancelot gets stuck in the middle.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Complete
Harry, Merlin, and the Angsty Showdown of Doom by Emachinescat reviews
Harry and Merlin duke it out for the title of "Most Crapped On." Both have been through insanely angsty times, but what happens when they face off about who's had it worse... with a plethora of fellow characters as an audience and Gandalf as referee?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Merlin - Complete
Left for dead by Vegetableswillhavetheirrevenge reviews
When you're constantly the only one left on the battlefield, it can be somewhat frustrating. But it does lead to some interesting revelations... ONESHOT. LEON.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Leon - Complete
A Parody or two by mrsgeorgeweasley48 reviews
Just some light-hearted parody's of Merlin. Includes: Arthur in a dress, Morgana smirking and Uthers alcoholism among others! No offence meant to anyone who has the themes! NOTE: Chapters do not follow on. CHAPTER 3 NOW UP!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The One Where Merlin Gets Drunk by fruitcakegirl reviews
Merlin and the Knights of Camelot are drinking. Merlin lets something slip, Arthur overreacts.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Definition of Humanity by Whirlwind421 reviews
A small reveal fic and Arthur's thoughts.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Arthur - Complete
One Old Man and Another by Kitty O reviews
There's something to be said for keeping secrets, and then there's something to be said for keeping them temporarily - after all, the future generations, us, will want to know. None of my stories are slash. Written when I realized Geoffrey was real person
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Geoffrey, Gaius - Complete
Save Me From This Darkness by Whirlwind421 reviews
This darkness, it was creeping up on her, stealing bits of her soul. A bit of an alternate explanation to why Morgana turned out the way she did.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Morgana - Complete
Throwing Things is Reasonable by fernazab reviews
This is why Arthur thinks "throwing things is reasonable." Is he right? Probably not. Takes place in "Gwaine" right after he chucks the gauntlet. One shot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Arthur - Complete
Choices by lady darkwinter reviews
A Gaius-centric one-shot I wrote cos it was in my head. Gaius reflects on some of the recent decisions that he made, about Alice and Merlin. Set after S3 Ep9.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Gaius - Complete
Like Heck You Will by Kitty O reviews
Why do people think that if Arthur condemned him, Merlin would just take it? Here's what I think would happen if Arthur chose to arrest him. Mockfic
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Beautiful People by mirrorOfsin reviews
Fulfilling an LJ prompt: Cenred calls Morgause out on her real reasons for wanting to destroy A/G: she can't stand the thought of a prettier couple than her and Cenred. Please review :
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Cenred, Morgause - Complete
Dream A Little Dream by Whirlwind421 reviews
A short drabble about Morgana, set before the Nightmare Begins.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Morgana - Complete
The Epiphany of a King and of a Father by Windimere Wellen reviews
In which Uther discovers that his son is in love with a servant - and she is in love with him.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,234 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere
The Blacksmith's Son by starrylaa reviews
He has the hands of a blacksmith but a heart of a prince- if only she could see that. AU fic, in which Arthur is the blacksmith's son, Gwen a princess and Lancelot the enviable but smarmy knight.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,220 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Dr Cox's Rants by rchcc122 reviews
Dr. Cox from Scrubs rants to the Twilight characters.
Crossover - Scrubs & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
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Caught in a Slash reviews
Camelot's trapped in a badly written slash fanfiction, causing momentary gender-bending, plotbunny infestations, banjo-related love triangles, cannibalism, a punctuation purge and all fanfictiondom declaring war on one poor author who just can't splel.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,901 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
The Magic Word reviews
When a church crashes into 11's TARDIS, it malfunctions, and he ends up dragging a disgruntled vicar along on an adventure, as they follow an alien distress call that turns out to be not at all what it seemed...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Windows of The Soul reviews
Drabbles with the theme of eyes about Camelot's various romances. Drabble 31: "For a second, as he held her still, she felt soft. Then she smacked him."
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011
It's The Waiting Around That I Can't Stand reviews
Cenred's a little depressed to discover just how boring it is being dead. That is... Until he bumps into Nimueh, and she teaches him how to play 'The Yes Game'.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Cenred, Nimueh
The John Watson Seesaw of Eyewitness Evidence reviews
Post-Reichenbach. Without Sherlock, will John ever be able to explain the simple concept of not seeing what you saw, you see? Err... Maybe it's not that simple after all.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2012 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Missing Ingredient reviews
When two wacktastic villains need to sacrifice a male virgin to complete their potion who do they come looking for? Prince Arthur. Will Merlin and Gwen be able to rescue Arthur, and his ego, in time? Not slash and not intended to be taken too seriously.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,667 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Duh! reviews
"Duh! It's so obvious now! Arthur's right: I am an idiot!" An unusual thing for Merlin to be saying? But he's just discovered he really is an idiot, because Gwen didn't betray anybody. He's never taking Gaius' advice again! Spoilers for 4.09 and 4.11.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Merlin, Gaius - Complete
Blatant ProMagical Propaganda reviews
Morgana's latest plan to bring Camelot to its knees is absolutely brilliant: she's going to brainwash children using comic books. What could possibly go wrong? Crack!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
Bros Before Hoes reviews
Arthur discovers where Elyan's loyalties really lie... Spoilers for series 4 ep 9.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Elyan, Arthur - Complete
If You Could See How Ridiculous You Look reviews
Everyone knows Morgana's evil, right? Well apparently everyone except Morgana. It comes as a pretty big shock to her.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Morgana, Gwen/Guinevere
Modern Conveniences reviews
When Merlin sees Agravaine leaving Morgana's house in s4ep6, it's a perfect You've Been Framed moment. It's just a shame he's got no way of capturing it, right? Even if he did, there's no way anything would ever run smoothly for our hero...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
One Foot in the Grave reviews
Death has dealt two severe blows to Camelot already... and Gaius is wondering who might be next? More importantly, he's wondering why, whenever he asks that question, everybody looks at him...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Gaius - Complete
The Most Wonderful Thing About Dragons reviews
When Kilgarrah first learns of the existence of a dragon egg, it sounds too good to be true... that's probably because it is. After spending so long as 'the last of his kind', can he cope with a new dragon on the block? Jealous!Kilgarrah.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2011 - The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah, Merlin - Complete
A Friend in Need reviews
One night in their seventh year Lily puts her 'dislike' of James to one side for a bit when he's had too much firewhisky and needs someone to look after him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Trick to Life is Not to Get Too Attached to It reviews
Elyan's out on night watch when he learns something really strange about Camelot's knights: apparently they're not too bothered about dying.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Elyan
The Whump Off reviews
While roaming the castle, Merlin stumbles across a strange device -a laptop?- revealing a whole new world to him: Whump Fanfiction. He sees that YOU, not Uther or Morgana, are responsible for his life's problems, and declares war on all whumpers...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Merlin
No Laughing Matter reviews
"Freya shrugged and shimmied under the water. Merlin was distracted by the way she caught the light and the way little bubbles seemed to drift around her like diamonds; the woman was unhelpfully beautiful." Oneshot with some Jealous!Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Merlin, Freya - Complete
The King and The Sorceress reviews
After Ygraine died it's believed that Uther never loved another. That's probably true, because this is a story of a love that never was.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Uther - Complete
Reading For Beginners reviews
When confronted by a very strange book about phrases and fables, Arthur conquers his fear of reading and acquires some dangerous knowledge along the way...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
What's In A Name? reviews
"We're guards, aren't we?" "What's your point?" "Don't you think we should be guarding the dungeons?" An explanation as to why the guards never seem to be doing any actual guarding.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
You and Me Both, Sire reviews
Oneshot. Arthur is being an oblivious prat, no change there then, and Merlin is tired and fed up. Not slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Until You Cry reviews
Sometimes it hurts to laugh. Caught up in the moment, Merlin almost reveals his secret to Arthur. Not slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Oldius Fartius reviews
Ever wonder who invented pig latin? Well... Gaius was not always as dedicated to learning as he would have Merlin believe, but Geoffrey of Monmouth was always a goody-two-shoes...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Gaius, Geoffrey - Complete
The Best Laid Plans reviews
"Morgana had resolved to dislike her new handmaiden." Morgana, in her latest tirade against Uther, does her best to ensure that she and Gwen get off on the wrong foot. But Gwen is nice and it proves more difficult than she had anticipated... Preseries.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Morgana, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Love In Chains reviews
"Guinevere, do not tell me that you attempted this extremely reckless and dangerous rescue mission alone?" Arthur is not as happy as Guinevere thinks he should be at her failed attempt to rescue him. He can be so ungrateful...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Not For The First Time reviews
On the 29th of April 2011, a huge crowd gathers to watch the Royal Wedding, but only one of them remembers the wedding of Prince Arthur to his Guinevere.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Another Hollow Day reviews
A day in the life of Gwen after the death of her father. She nods and she smiles and she keeps going... Why? For her father, of course.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Too Late To Hate reviews
A reveal with a twist - Merlin tells Uther his secret, but Uther's a rambling madman and it's too late for it to matter. It's too late to hate, for either of them.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Merlin, Uther - Complete
Waiting reviews
When Arthur and his noble knights are away on quests or in battle, Queen Guinevere and sorcerer Merlin are left babysitting Galahad in Camelot, doing an awful lot of waiting. An innocent insight into the lives of the knights' families while they're away.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere, Merlin
A Gwen Or A Morgana? reviews
Arthur has an interesting theory about the females of Camelot. Can Merlin prove him wrong? Probably not.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Watch Out For That Rake! reviews
Gwen was so busy daydreaming that she didn't see the rake until she collided with it... She had half a mind to tell Arthur she didn't need carrying, but, having a mild concussion, she wasn't really in a position to argue with her rescuer.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere, Arthur - Complete
I Am NOT Under The Affluence of Incohol reviews
Something important is happening, and Gwaine is definitely NOT drunk...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Gwaine - Complete
To Smirk Or Not To Smirk? reviews
Everyone finds Morgana's constant smirking annoying... Even Morgana...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Morgana, Morgause - Complete
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