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Joined 01-26-11, id: 2722016, Profile Updated: 07-18-12
Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi! Welcome to my profile! You can call me dcme or whatever you want to really. I don't exactly care... :)

HEY! If you want to join a gakuen Hetalia rp, take a look at . invisionfree.com/Hetalia_Academy_RP/index . php? (spaces in between the periods, if you try it make sure to take them out) If you have any questions about it, please feel free to PM me :) But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE take a look, we're a new board and almost all characters are open!

Favorite animes: Hetalia, Kyo Kara Maoh!, Blue Exorcist, Toradara!, Guilty Crown, Special A, vampire Knight, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, Junjou Romantica, Fullmetal Alchemist, No. 6, Soul Eater, and more...

OTP: Asakiku :D

Other favorite pairings: USUK, Ameripan, Prucan, KimchiBurger, Spamano, and more that I'm too lazy to type :D

Current mood: Happy and hyper

Current project: Standing Alone

What I'm doing right now: Texting while I should be working on summer homework

About me: Um...I like to watch anime, cosplay, roleplay, play video games, and randomly enough, sing...aaand...uh...I forgot what else I like to do...My friends say that I act like England all the time...but when you don't know me I act like Canada... SOOO...HI. HOW ARE YOU.

Stuff I copy an paste:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

Copy this to your profile if you agree that Steriotypes are unfair, and highlight any that you belong to.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

In 1978, a woman aborted her daughter. The child survived the ordeal, but was taken by doctors and placed in a cold metal dish in the corner. The girl died three hours later, alone and in agony.

On the 28th April 2010, a boy was aborted by his mother, he survived but doctors did nothing to help or preserve the life of the child. Instead the 22 week old boy was wrapped in a sheet and left. He was discovered the next day by the hospital chaplain. The boy was born on Saturday, and died on Monday

Copy this to your profile if you agree that abortion is murder and should only occur under certain special circumstances

BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the shit out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -Bitch- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.

BESTFRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.

BESTFRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before&after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).

BESTFRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.

BESTFRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"

BESTFRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Forgive you.

BESTFRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.

BESTFRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.

BESTFRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you.

BESTFRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know)

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Za Webmaster Authoress, Compleatly Random Dissorder, Windup-Charmer, PastaxBunny, Don't-Call-Me-Eyebrows

If you are not afraid to speak your mind and several people hate you for it, copy and paste this into you profile to let them know that YOU DON'T CARE.

Adults always blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us? Copy and paste if you agree!

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever lost a bet/argument...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Life and Lemons

When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!
When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"
When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.
When life gives you lemons ,it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you apples, its trying to scare your doctor away.
When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction.
When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.
When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.
When life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch"
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch as the whole world tries to figure out how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, of course sometimes life pulls down your pants, runs a power sander across your naked butt, then pours lemon juice on it. :)

OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!!
And repost this if you hate Life (and add your own quote to 'Life and Lemons')

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you lose the argument that it becomes weird.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[ ]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[ ]You're a good artist.
[x]You can be clumsy at times.
[x]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.
(3/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods.
[x]You like to walk your dog.
[x]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[ ]You work very hard.
[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[ ]You've had issues with money once or twice.
(4/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ]You're very mature.
[ ]You think everything over before saying it.
[ ]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[ ]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[ ]You're good at practical tasks.
[x] You need time to adjust to new people.
(3/10)

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]You love hamburgers.
[x]You think you're awesome.
[ ]You love to invent things.
[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[ ]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.
[x]You know aliens exist.
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[x]You wear glasses.

(5/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x]You like tea.
[x]You were quite tough as a kid.
[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[x]Your cooking is awful.
[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[x]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ]You have tried doing black magic before.
[x]You get drunk quite easily.
[x]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[x]You're good at embroidery.

(9/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ]You're very affectionate.
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[x]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[ ]You're very proud of yourself.
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet .
(2/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[ ]You're very tall.
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[x]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[x]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[x]You're very strong.
[ ]You have a big nose.
[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.
(5/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[ ]You're very mature.
[x]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[x]You love pandas.
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[x]You love Hello Kitty.
[ ]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[x]You work hard.
[ ]You're good at drawing.
[x]You like sweets.
(6/10)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x]You are very well-raised.
[x]You're polite.
[ ]You love classical music.
[x]You like cake.
[x]You have a mole on your face.
[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[ ]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[ ]You've composed music before.
[x]You tend to call people 'morons'.
[x]You wear glasses.
(7/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people.
[ ]You look younger than you actually are.
[ ]You love hockey.
[x]You love polar bears.
[x]You hate fighting.
[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[ ]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[ ]You feel under-appreciated.
[ ]You're bilingual.
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
(3/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.
[x]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[ ]You like hot weather.
[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ]You look very tough on the outside.
[ ]You make a very nice role-model.
[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.

(3/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth.
[x]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[x]You used to be a very tough kid.
[x]You're very reliable.
[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[x]You're very faithful.
[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[ ]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[x]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (YA I WILL >:D)
(9/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.
[ ]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[ ]You're very serious.
[ ]You have a lot of patience.
[ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[ ]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.
[ ]You're not very confident.
[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[ ]People tend to walk all over you.
[ ]You're a born worrier.
(1/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[x]You're quite hyperactive.(sometimes :3)
[x]You can be quite goofy.
[x]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[x]You're very wary of strangers.
[ ]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics .
(7/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[x]You're quite mean-spirited.
[ ]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[x]You're very loyal.
[x]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia.
[x]You love to fight people.
[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well.
[x]You're not always taken seriously.
[ ]You like drinking.
[x]You want to become stronger.
(6/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[x]You are clueless about things around you.
[x]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[ ]You're very responsible.
[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[x]You love churros.
[x]You help people in crisis.
[x]You are quite random.
[x]Somehow, you like bananas.
[x]You often offer food to people.
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.
(8/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.
[x]You like to order people around.
[ ]You're a scaredy-cat.
[x]You curse a lot.
[x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[x]You tend to blush easily.
[x]You are lazy like hell.
[x]You love tomatoes a lot.
[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment.

(9/10)

So...im England, Hungary, and South Italy? O.o

Name twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters in any order.

1. Prussia

2. England

3. America

4. Lovino

5. Canada

6. France

7. Russia

8. China

9. Japan

10. Germany

11. Spain

12. Italy

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Canada/ Iceland...O.o No.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

America? 5 1/2. (South italy fangirl)

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

PRUSSIA FINALLY GOT HIS VITAL REGIONS INVADED BY FRANCE... ;A;

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

YAH I DO! One of em is 'Call my name' OMG I LOVED THAT ONE, And two others are "Unreachable" and "My mask of Anger", and ten there's "Princess of japan"...*continues rambling*

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

RUSSIA AND ENGLAND. HELL TO THE NO.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Lovi and China, or Lovi and Japan. Well I guess Four/Nine.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Russia found America and China in a relationship? Well, Rudsia would start a Cold War 2 with America over China...duh.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

England always says he hates that bloody frog. But what happens when France finds Angleterre's diary and i says something completely different? (Lol i don't like FrUk. XD)

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Lovi and Iceland? I think not.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

As Seen by Matthew Williams. (pulls out staples button. That was easy. XD)

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

...I don't have a clue.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven hot? What about nine slash?

Russia...no. And yes i do have a friend that reads nine slash, or used to anyway.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number eight, what song would you chose?

FuzzyFuzzy CuteCute by Parry Gripp

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

England's cooking, Lots of USUK smut, and France being a creeprt with his portable rose garden.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

..."Your Polar bear is so cute, aru It's almost as cute as you!" lol wut? Or maybe, "Who, aru?"

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

WHAT THE HELL? HOW DO I DO THIS?

Iceland sat with Mr. Puffin. China walked up and said "Aw, Your puffin is mighty cute today." THE END. XD WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? Y'know what, Imma change 10.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Russia walks im om Italy and England??! *LOL* I dunno, korukorukoru then leave?

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

OK. FIRST OF ALL. IT'D BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND. Prussia doesn't get "de-flowered" by anyone. PRUSSIA DEFLOWERS YOOOOU!!!

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

...no.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Spain? Um, me and my friend write him as a side character. He's never in my main pairing tho. (Sorry SpaMano fans)

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

England Canada and Lovi. I could do England and Lovi, or Lovi and Canada, I just couldn't do England Canada... *hates that pairing*

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

...o.o' that kinda disturbs me...

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Last Canada fic? "As Seen by Matthew Williams"

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Why don't you find out, mon cherie (o.o')

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Spain shag Kiku...drunk.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

AMERICA AND RUSSIA? HOLY CRAP HOW DO ANSWER THAT? D: Um...uh...Russia, I guess?

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two."

Prussia and Japan are in a happy relationship until Japan suddenly runs of with Lovino. Prussia, btoken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with Spain and a brief unhappy affair with Italy, Then follows the wise advice of Canada (NUUUU YOU ISH SUPPOSED TO END UP TOGETHERzzzzz!!!!!! ;A;) and finds true love with England...lol

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

RUSSIA CHINA...;}

30) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Spain made Lovi invite them.

31) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happen?

Japan would never invite him because no one remembers Alfred, I mean Matthew.

32) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Prussia or France...well Prussia's awesome and i don't wanna get raped so Gilbert.

33) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

England and Russia???? Making out???? Lol. Germany would blush, apologize, walk out.

34) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

AMERICAN FALLS IN LOVE WITH FRANCE. CHINA IS JEALOUS. China hits France with a wok?

35) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Lovi jumps me...?! How so? D *SHOT* Hm...Germany, England...orRussia... I think Germany.

36) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Prussia. The food is uncooked because Prussia thought his awesomeness would cook it.

37) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Japan. Duh.

38) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Who? Ivan would just kill Iggy because he doesn't knownwho canada is.

39) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

PRUSSIA!

40) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

So Germany can prove that he isn't a bastard to Lovi.

41) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

AMERICA! HELL YEAH HE DOES!

42) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

...GERMANY AND ENGLAND'S WEDDING? I'D BE GLAD I WASN'T INVITED.

43) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Cuz Russia ate Japan. And who isn't afraid of Russia.

44) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

It's all about rules and everyone dies listening from boredom.

45) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

Gilbert was out drinking and came in drunk to his brother's wedding saying how he was awesomely late.

46) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Canada and Japan? I call up Prussia to come and rape Canada, and I just let Kiku sit there and be drunk.

47) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

America, China, France, and Lovino all g. To the zoo for china's birthday. America runs around releasing animals saying he's the hero. France tried to molest Lovi. Lovi runs to Spain who is hiding behind a tree and China is cooing over a koala bear. America gets him a batman mask, Lovi gives China a tomato, and Francis gives China a dildo with roses.

48) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

Uh, duh. All the yaoi i've written about them.

49) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

Japan murders Flying Mint Bunny (Cuz he's jealous of all the time FMB and England spend together) England curses him with huge eyebrows.

50) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?

France and Prussia are in danger. France saves Prussia cuz he loves him, and Prussia outta there.

51) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Depends hiw u look at it.

52) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Germany forgets Canada in the cave.

53) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

HEROOOOOO CAMP!!!!!!

54) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Lovi,France and Russia are doing the hokey pokey and china joins in.

55) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

JAPAN AND GERMANY. England would try to win Japan's heart, and if it were me writing, he would

56) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

._. is it poison?

57) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

PFFFT. What r u talking about? America always has his junk food!!!

58) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)

America beats the Shit outta the boogyman! XD CUZ HES THE HEROOOOOOOOOOO!

59) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

I read yaoi now. :D


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The Lives I Ruin by ViridianLight reviews
"He's horrible, he wrecks, he's cursed, he ruins. No one would ever love him." Lovino has heard these whispers his entire life. He knows that he is the worse one, the lesser one, the least loved and is constantly reminded of that by everyone around him. So why would he deserve to love and be loved by someone as amazing and blessed as Antonio? Lovino would ruin his life too. WWH AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Boy with the Backpack by allavengedromance reviews
Gilbert sees a boy leaving the school in the middle of the day looking downcast and decides to ditch with him. That boy is Matthew Williams, the invisible child, walking away to end it all. AU, Prucan, FACE family, suicidal themes, human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,717 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Askew by Akakata7 reviews
Matthew is the new kid and has never heard of the infamous Bad Touch Trio before. He accidentally sits at their table, sparking a whole chain of events that would change his life forever... And cause much of his suffering. Gakuen AU. Rated T for swears. This is going to be one hell of a ride.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,255 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Canada, Prussia
Cruel Illusions by roll-like-a-buffalo reviews
"What if fate brought us together?" Kiku Honda, a patient in an asylum, had been seeing strange illusions since he was little. When Arthur Kirkland comes along, Kiku starts to figure out the mystery behind the illusions. AU, AsaKiku with Dark!Japan. Rating may go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Japan, England/Britain
Have You Forgotten by xIkuna reviews
Arthur and Alfred are best friends, but after a major fight they stop speaking to each other. Then, Arthur mysteriously vanishes. After 11 years they finally meet again, but Arthur has no memory of him. AU/USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,950 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - America, England/Britain
PASTA! A Rebecca Black Parody by BeelzenefTheCurseDoll reviews
WHAT MEAL SHOULD I MAKE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Princess of Japan by Cristal Momo Star reviews
Kiku has lived his whole live disguised as a girl. When his country goes to war and his world goes wrong, he is stuck with only a soldier from an allied country whom knows nothing of him, but loves everything about her. rated M for violence
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,089 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Japan, England/Britain - Complete
Poptarts by Yuyuko9 reviews
Some people just can't cook. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/26/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Unreachable by dandere-girl reviews
Have you ever felt that you weren't good enough? Well, Japan feels as though he is a failure. When England comes, England starts to save Japan from himself. Swearing and minor violence. Rated M for lemon in later chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,793 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Japan, England/Britain
My Mask of Anger by dandere-girl reviews
We always run away from our true feelings. Kiku is no exception. He tries to hate Arthur, because he stole his best friend, leaving him alone; but how long can Kiku hide in his mask of anger? AU high school. T for swearing; rating will probably go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Japan, England/Britain
Text me, TTYL! by freshia reviews
Gakuen Hetalia AU. Follow the lives of just some regular Hetalia High teens in highschool - Through text messages, IM's, Facebook, and any other electronic means of communication! Will probably be lots of pairings later on. Human names used. Chapter 10!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,580 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010
Forming Friendships by Karuka Ikashi reviews
England visits Japan's home, and the two take a bath together, which leads to...other things. Done for the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/18/2010 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
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To Those Who Aren't Perfect reviews
Arthur, a prostitute with a troubled past full of pain. Alfred, a college freshman with a perfect life who has everything right there for him. When these two meet, what could they possibly have in common? USUK, AU, human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - America, England/Britain
Standing Alone reviews
Kiku Honda envies Arthur Kirkland, the most popular boy in school. But after a surprise meeting, is everything as it seems? Asakiku, High school AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,749 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - England/Britain, Japan