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Favorite animes: Hetalia, Kyo Kara Maoh!, Blue Exorcist, Toradara!, Guilty Crown, Special A, vampire Knight, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, Junjou Romantica, Fullmetal Alchemist, No. 6, Soul Eater, and more...
OTP: Asakiku :D
Other favorite pairings: USUK, Ameripan, Prucan, KimchiBurger, Spamano, and more that I'm too lazy to type :D
Current mood: Happy and hyper
Current project: Standing Alone
What I'm doing right now: Texting while I should be working on summer homework
About me: Um...I like to watch anime, cosplay, roleplay, play video games, and randomly enough, sing...aaand...uh...I forgot what else I like to do...My friends say that I act like England all the time...but when you don't know me I act like Canada... SOOO...HI. HOW ARE YOU.
Stuff I copy an paste:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
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Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
In 1978, a woman aborted her daughter. The child survived the ordeal, but was taken by doctors and placed in a cold metal dish in the corner. The girl died three hours later, alone and in agony.
On the 28th April 2010, a boy was aborted by his mother, he survived but doctors did nothing to help or preserve the life of the child. Instead the 22 week old boy was wrapped in a sheet and left. He was discovered the next day by the hospital chaplain. The boy was born on Saturday, and died on Monday
Copy this to your profile if you agree that abortion is murder and should only occur under certain special circumstances
BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the shit out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your bestfriend
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -Bitch- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
BESTFRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.
FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
BESTFRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before&after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.
FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
BESTFRIENDS: Start gushing with you.
FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BESTFRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.
FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"
BESTFRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Forgive you.
BESTFRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BESTFRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.
FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BESTFRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"
FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BESTFRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste"
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know)
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.
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Adults always blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us? Copy and paste if you agree!
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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Life and Lemons
When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, of course sometimes life pulls down your pants, runs a power sander across your naked butt, then pours lemon juice on it. :)
OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!!
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you lose the argument that it becomes weird.
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Which Hetalia character are you?
The Axis Powers
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)
[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[ ]You're very mature.
The Allied Forces
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[x]You love hamburgers.
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
[x]You like tea.
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[ ]You're very affectionate.
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
China (Wang Yao)
[ ]You're very mature.
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[x]You are very well-raised.
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x]You're often ignored by people.
[ ]You smoke.
Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)
[x]You have a potty-mouth.
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x]You're very loyal.
Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
[x]You're quite mean-spirited.
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
[x]You are clueless about things around you.
South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
[x]You tend to overreact a lot.
So...im England, Hungary, and South Italy? O.o
Name twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters in any order.
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Canada/ Iceland...O.o No.
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
America? 5 1/2. (South italy fangirl)
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
PRUSSIA FINALLY GOT HIS VITAL REGIONS INVADED BY FRANCE... ;A;
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
YAH I DO! One of em is 'Call my name' OMG I LOVED THAT ONE, And two others are "Unreachable" and "My mask of Anger", and ten there's "Princess of japan"...*continues rambling*
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
RUSSIA AND ENGLAND. HELL TO THE NO.
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Lovi and China, or Lovi and Japan. Well I guess Four/Nine.
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Russia found America and China in a relationship? Well, Rudsia would start a Cold War 2 with America over China...duh.
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
England always says he hates that bloody frog. But what happens when France finds Angleterre's diary and i says something completely different? (Lol i don't like FrUk. XD)
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Lovi and Iceland? I think not.
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
As Seen by Matthew Williams. (pulls out staples button. That was easy. XD)
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
...I don't have a clue.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven hot? What about nine slash?
Russia...no. And yes i do have a friend that reads nine slash, or used to anyway.
13. If you wrote a songfic about number eight, what song would you chose?
FuzzyFuzzy CuteCute by Parry Gripp
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
England's cooking, Lots of USUK smut, and France being a creeprt with his portable rose garden.
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
..."Your Polar bear is so cute, aru It's almost as cute as you!" lol wut? Or maybe, "Who, aru?"
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
WHAT THE HELL? HOW DO I DO THIS?
Iceland sat with Mr. Puffin. China walked up and said "Aw, Your puffin is mighty cute today." THE END. XD WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? Y'know what, Imma change 10.
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Russia walks im om Italy and England??! *LOL* I dunno, korukorukoru then leave?
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
OK. FIRST OF ALL. IT'D BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND. Prussia doesn't get "de-flowered" by anyone. PRUSSIA DEFLOWERS YOOOOU!!!
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Spain? Um, me and my friend write him as a side character. He's never in my main pairing tho. (Sorry SpaMano fans)
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
England Canada and Lovi. I could do England and Lovi, or Lovi and Canada, I just couldn't do England Canada... *hates that pairing*
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
...o.o' that kinda disturbs me...
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Last Canada fic? "As Seen by Matthew Williams"
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Why don't you find out, mon cherie (o.o')
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Spain shag Kiku...drunk.
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
AMERICA AND RUSSIA? HOLY CRAP HOW DO ANSWER THAT? D: Um...uh...Russia, I guess?
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two."
Prussia and Japan are in a happy relationship until Japan suddenly runs of with Lovino. Prussia, btoken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with Spain and a brief unhappy affair with Italy, Then follows the wise advice of Canada (NUUUU YOU ISH SUPPOSED TO END UP TOGETHERzzzzz!!!!!! ;A;) and finds true love with England...lol
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
30) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Spain made Lovi invite them.
31) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happen?
Japan would never invite him because no one remembers Alfred, I mean Matthew.
32) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
Prussia or France...well Prussia's awesome and i don't wanna get raped so Gilbert.
33) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
England and Russia???? Making out???? Lol. Germany would blush, apologize, walk out.
34) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
AMERICAN FALLS IN LOVE WITH FRANCE. CHINA IS JEALOUS. China hits France with a wok?
35) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?
Lovi jumps me...?! How so? D *SHOT* Hm...Germany, England...orRussia... I think Germany.
36) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Prussia. The food is uncooked because Prussia thought his awesomeness would cook it.
37) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?
38) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Who? Ivan would just kill Iggy because he doesn't knownwho canada is.
39) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
40) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
So Germany can prove that he isn't a bastard to Lovi.
41) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
AMERICA! HELL YEAH HE DOES!
42) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?
...GERMANY AND ENGLAND'S WEDDING? I'D BE GLAD I WASN'T INVITED.
43) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Cuz Russia ate Japan. And who isn't afraid of Russia.
44) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
It's all about rules and everyone dies listening from boredom.
45) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Gilbert was out drinking and came in drunk to his brother's wedding saying how he was awesomely late.
46) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Canada and Japan? I call up Prussia to come and rape Canada, and I just let Kiku sit there and be drunk.
47) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
America, China, France, and Lovino all g. To the zoo for china's birthday. America runs around releasing animals saying he's the hero. France tried to molest Lovi. Lovi runs to Spain who is hiding behind a tree and China is cooing over a koala bear. America gets him a batman mask, Lovi gives China a tomato, and Francis gives China a dildo with roses.
48) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
Uh, duh. All the yaoi i've written about them.
49) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Japan murders Flying Mint Bunny (Cuz he's jealous of all the time FMB and England spend together) England curses him with huge eyebrows.
50) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?
France and Prussia are in danger. France saves Prussia cuz he loves him, and Prussia outta there.
51) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Depends hiw u look at it.
52) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Germany forgets Canada in the cave.
53) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
54) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Lovi,France and Russia are doing the hokey pokey and china joins in.
55) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
JAPAN AND GERMANY. England would try to win Japan's heart, and if it were me writing, he would
56) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
._. is it poison?
57) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
PFFFT. What r u talking about? America always has his junk food!!!
58) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
America beats the Shit outta the boogyman! XD CUZ HES THE HEROOOOOOOOOOO!
59) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
I read yaoi now. :D
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But everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
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