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Joined 01-26-11, id: 2722117, Profile Updated: 03-02-12

Real name: I have long since forgotten my true name

Gender: *Looks down* I'm pretty sure I'm a guy

Date of Birth: The calendar that I knew was long since lost to the ravages of time

Age: I am far more ancient than you can possibly imagine

Appearance: My current physical manifestation is 6'(Maybe half an inch taller), VERY thick darkish red hair, blue eyes with jagged rings of yellow around the pupils that look blue-green from a distance, Glasses (for reading, but are almost never removed), and... I'll tell you more later (maybe)

Hobbies: Reading, Video games, taking long walks to clear my head, researching obscure facts (A squid has 3 hearts), researching foreign cultures, and thinking about random stuff that generally confuses people (Butterfly Effect).

Likes: Jokes, public art, manga, music, taking it easy, living life at a relaxing pace (most of the time).

Dislikes: Racism, the state of humanity, stupid people (roughly 95% of the human race), being nagged, wearing bright colors, Country music, spiders.

Interesting Facts: Marshmallows make me sleepwalk and I've been known to disrupt awkward silences.

I want my last words to be either "I regret nothing." (said in a calm voice and with straight face just before the nuke hits) or "Let's go shave a dog!" (Said with a joyful voice and large grin just before I bleed out) or possibly "If you wanna see a dead body, wait just five seconds".

I don't go anywhere without my mp3 player and some extra batteries. (Has yours ever died right in the middle of your favorite song? It's rather annoying.)

I chose my profile name without even considering what kind of jokes that I might hear.

These are my personal sayings, don't steal them: I'm nuttier than squirrel crap and loving every second of it! There is no justice, there is only judgement...

Ah yes, the in/famous quote section:

HK-47: Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.

(Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2)

Me: Your silence is deafening...

(Said after a joke failed to get a laugh)

Chris: I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.

(My sister said this at age 6 while talking to a barbie doll. She followed through with that threat.)

Paul: Polly wanna finger!

Dim: EVIL!

(My best friend tried to feed my parrot, Paul. I still get a kick out of this.)

Me: Go back to hell, eight-legged spawn of Satan! SWAT!

(While killing a spider. I don't like spiders.)

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The Legend of Link & Malon by alkaidx10 reviews
Malon gets stuck in helping Link to find the sages, and she gets a new sexy look too. but the more she stays with him the more she falls deeply in love with him. But does Link feel the same way for her? or does he love Zelda? Lets find out
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,521 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Link, Malon - Complete
Seta Souji's True Journey by Chris0289 reviews
Souji was defeated by Izanami. This single event will forever change the life of two Fools.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,052 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Souji S./Yuu N., Female Protagonist
Burn My Head by BloodBoredom reviews
Instead of having Death in his head, Minato has a familiar foulmouthed Master of Death with the exact same voice as him. What happens when this changes his attitude to make him a not so silent protagonist. M for Language, possible lemon. Finished
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,550 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Minato A. - Complete