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Joined 01-27-11, id: 2723260, Profile Updated: 02-24-11
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

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February 24: Sorry, but I deleted Sirius' Guide on How Not to Prank. I am no good with multi-chaptered storys yet. I can't keep up with updating it. Expect to see more one-shots though!

And now for a funny:

List 10 of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

1. Harry Potter

2. Remus Lupin

3. Ron Weasley

4. Sirius Black

5. Hermione Granger

6. Draco Malfoy

7. James Potter

8. Oliver Wood

9. Dobby

10. Rubeus Hagrid

What would you say or do if…

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

"Voldy-senses tingling again? Here, why don't you sleep with me tonight."

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Maybe it will make Harry jealous... I know, mean.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

"Like what you see?" Wink, wink.

Number 4 announced s/he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

I wonder what the children will look like...

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Take the opportunity to get to know her.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Charm off his swimming trunks and run like hell.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

"I'm RELATED to Harry? This is so awkward, I owe him an apology." Wink, wink

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Go yell at Fred and George for letting a bludger hit their captain.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

"I'm telling Harry!"

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

"But I wanted to see the unicorns in the forest!" Pout.

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Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 2,767 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 3945 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Sirius' Guide on How Not to Prank reviews
James is making Sirius prank their nerdy room-mate, Remus. Full summary inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Trapped reviews
Ron and Harry are trapped in a broom shed with lots and lots of spiders. Harry/Ron. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete