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Ack. About me? Please. I write about other people for a reason.


Hmm, well, I love reading the c/p things.

I love random bits of knowledge.

I swear. A lot. Get over it.

I write when I feel like writing. Even if it's something with a deadline, I write when I want to write.

I say nasty. Call it twang, but I say it.

I love gifs.

I love the internet.

I love fanfics.

I love RP's.

I love quotes.

I like things organized. Including writing.

I love Lumos Alliance.


Lumos Alliance: The best thing that will ever happen to you.

Linkage: http://lumosalliance.net/index.php


Things I look for in a story:

1. Good grammar, punctuation and spelling (small mistakes, of course, will be forgiven, since I have them ALL the time). You can't enjoy a story if you can't read it!

2. A good plot. I love any kind of story, really, as long as the plot's good and it has all these points.

3. Things that actually make sense...

4. Plenty of conflict/excitement. There's nothing fun about a story when the most exciting thing is the first chapter.

5. Long chapters.

Things I don't want in a story:

1. Mary Sue OC's (Original Characters). I can never get into having them around, and they completely ruin the story for me. Little Miss Perfect? No, thank you.

2. Too much of the same thing- it makes it boring.


Ships I support:


Pft. I ship everything.


My Stories:

I took them all down due to them being ugh. I'll see what I can get up soon.


Disclaimer: Something used to cover ones arse.


Quotes I Love:

" I like eggs."

" MOTHER FRUITCAKEING!"

" You're a cantaloupe."

" I fart in your general direction!"

" And, furthermore, you can all go f*ck yourselves."

" Where shall I go, what shall I do?"

"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn."

" Well this is a goddamned b*tch of a situation."

" Do none of you have vision!?"

" USE YOUR WAND HARRY! USE YOUR WAND!"

" This, is an EX-PARROT!"

" You're an emotional f*cking cripple, you're soul is dog sh*t, every f*cking thing about you is ugly."

" Ever had one of those days when you just can't win?"

" There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society. Outside of a kennel."

" Life is like a box of Choco Frogs. You never know what card you're gunna get."

" Well then by all means come along sir!"

" I. Can. Touch. You. Now!"

" Hello Aro."

" Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"

" Are we there yet?"

" You play ball like a GIRL!"


More on Stories:

Ack! Stories. I have so many thoughts but so little of the thought to write with. Maybe I'll get some onesies up.


Onesies= One chapter stories of PWN.

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Panta Rhei by erythra-selena reviews
Ever since the Cullens left, Bella's life goes down the drain. Will she ever be able to trust again? To love again? How will her future play out when "Everything Flows"?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 155,301 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Marcus
Until Dawn by Dolphindreamer reviews
When Edward leaves Bella behind in NM it's just the beginning of the spiraling downward events in her life. Now fending for herself in Seattle, Bella is trying to hold a job and remain afloat from her living nightmares when she happens upon the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,613 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Bella, Marcus
Second Start by 8thweasleykid reviews
Severus dies in the Shrieking Shack but is somehow thrown into the past as his eleven year old self.He has a chance to change so much and not just his relationship with Lily. Will he be successful or will fated circumstances be doomed to repeat themselves
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 155,916 - Reviews: 2111 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
My Angel by Jennatem reviews
**3rd place! 2014 Non-Cannon Awards Voter's Choice Best Bella/Caius** I cannot pull myself any father. This cave will be my refuge until my body can repair itself, or until something or someone else finds me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,679 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Bella, Caius
The Three Portals by violingrl07 reviews
After the final battle, Hermione is trapped. Then fate sends her much further from home than she could have imagined, into the arms of Tom Riddle. Ambition and fear war with love and integrity as Hermione tries to create a new future for the whole world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 198,969 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 11836 - Favs: 11,941 - Follows: 10,234 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lilium Stargazer by WrittenAnonymous reviews
"Lily," he said, tracing a flower in the air with his index finger. "Like the Lilium Stargazer." Lily stared at him blankly for a long moment. "The what?" she finally asked. "The loveliest kind of lily there is," Scorpius responded.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 125,393 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Cruel and Beautiful World by Lena Phoria reviews
After years of captivity, Hermione Granger fights her way onto the streets of Voldemort's London with only the knife in her pocket and the blood on her hands. There's a checkpoint on every corner, a curfew enforced by Voldemort's most trusted followers, and the only way back to the Boy Who Lived is through the Death Eater who let her be captured in the first place. DM/HG. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 422,070 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hit and Run by lifelesslyndsey reviews
After crashing her car in the middle of no where,Bella is left on the ground alone, once again, in the rain, crying after another painful and crushing blow to her life. But this time, she gets up, and meets the man that will change her life. Rated M BxA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,739 - Reviews: 2656 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Alistair - Complete
With Love, Your Socially Awkward Butterfly by LifeIsTooShortEatIceCream reviews
Bailey is shy. Seth is in love. How long can a girl cover up her smile? Seth/OC, imprint story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 117,050 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Seth - Complete
Settling the Score by ISpeakBraile reviews
I'm stubborn – I'll freely admit it. But unless Wood gets on his bloody knees and grovels for me to rejoin the team, I absolutely refuse to do so. I'm talking giant, Nile River-style tears flowing down those obnoxiously sharp cheekbones of his, or no more Seeker. OW/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 148,032 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Oliver W., OC - Complete
Ad Vitam Aeternum by amaris12345 reviews
Marcus Volturi was dead and bored. When she walked into his throne room, he got the surprise of a lifetime, and possibly, a second chance at love. But it will be hard to find hapiness when Bella has been betrayed by the one she tought was her mate. Now, Marcus will have to use all of his power as a Volturi ruler and as a man to win her heart and trust. Dark and Powerful Marcus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,278 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Marcus, Bella
Welcome to Slytherin by TheFreedomSock reviews
A Speech by the Slytherin Head Boy Who are the Slytherins really?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5690 - Favs: 4,367 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 3984 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,583 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Self Preservation by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Mrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 2579 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Be Little by coffeeonthepatio reviews
De-aged Harry is adopted by Hermione - the future ambassador for magic in Rome. Somewhere in Italy, a strange man is walking the streets, bearing a remarkable resemblance to one Severus Snape. Will they ever meet? Will love ensue? Almost canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 119,237 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Discovering Beauty by Laurielove reviews
Four years after the war, a chance encounter with a wizard Hermione hoped never to see again leads her to question her life and discover things about herself she had kept deeply buried. HG/LM. A tale of discovery. Older readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 192,244 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Where Your Treasure Is by zeegrindylows reviews
SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 376,449 - Reviews: 5002 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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