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Ack. About me? Please. I write about other people for a reason.


Hmm, well, I love reading the c/p things.

I love random bits of knowledge.

I swear. A lot. Get over it.

I write when I feel like writing. Even if it's something with a deadline, I write when I want to write.

I say nasty. Call it twang, but I say it.

I love gifs.

I love the internet.

I love fanfics.

I love RP's.

I love quotes.

I like things organized. Including writing.

I love Lumos Alliance.


Lumos Alliance: The best thing that will ever happen to you.

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Things I look for in a story:

1. Good grammar, punctuation and spelling (small mistakes, of course, will be forgiven, since I have them ALL the time). You can't enjoy a story if you can't read it!

2. A good plot. I love any kind of story, really, as long as the plot's good and it has all these points.

3. Things that actually make sense...

4. Plenty of conflict/excitement. There's nothing fun about a story when the most exciting thing is the first chapter.

5. Long chapters.

Things I don't want in a story:

1. Mary Sue OC's (Original Characters). I can never get into having them around, and they completely ruin the story for me. Little Miss Perfect? No, thank you.

2. Too much of the same thing- it makes it boring.


Ships I support:


Pft. I ship everything.


My Stories:

I took them all down due to them being ugh. I'll see what I can get up soon.


Disclaimer: Something used to cover ones arse.


Quotes I Love:

" I like eggs."

" MOTHER FRUITCAKEING!"

" You're a cantaloupe."

" I fart in your general direction!"

" And, furthermore, you can all go f*ck yourselves."

" Where shall I go, what shall I do?"

"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn."

" Well this is a goddamned b*tch of a situation."

" Do none of you have vision!?"

" USE YOUR WAND HARRY! USE YOUR WAND!"

" This, is an EX-PARROT!"

" You're an emotional f*cking cripple, you're soul is dog sh*t, every f*cking thing about you is ugly."

" Ever had one of those days when you just can't win?"

" There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society. Outside of a kennel."

" Life is like a box of Choco Frogs. You never know what card you're gunna get."

" Well then by all means come along sir!"

" I. Can. Touch. You. Now!"

" Hello Aro."

" Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"

" Are we there yet?"

" You play ball like a GIRL!"


More on Stories:

Ack! Stories. I have so many thoughts but so little of the thought to write with. Maybe I'll get some onesies up.


Onesies= One chapter stories of PWN.

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Sorrow's Pain by Small Black Kitten reviews
Loki has every intention of watching Asgard burn. He will be free when Odin sees he has "let love into his heart." So? He'll just use someone until he is free. But what happens when the small slave girl starts to melt his icy heart? What if he just needs someone to be there for him, to tell him he's not a monster? And what if she just needs someone to show her kindness for once?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 88,254 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 6/16/2014 - [Loki, OC] Thor, Frigga - Complete
Misplaced Moony by ShayaLonnie reviews
A mysterious item and mischievous Marauders end up accidentally shoving Remus Lupin into another time and place where he has to rebuild his life from scratch, deal with the aftermath of a war he hadn't yet been a part of, all with the help of new friends and a special young witch. Remione - Rated M for language, violence, and sexual scenes. (Remus/Hermione) *Art by Freya Ishtar*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 172,963 - Reviews: 3598 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 3,027 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 5/20/2015 - [Remus L., Hermione G.] Harry P., Sirius B.
Soul Scars by ShayaLonnie reviews
"Scars can come in handy." — Magic gives the gift of a soulmate. Separated by war, alliances, beliefs, and blood, but connected by skin. What if you shared the scars of the person that magic has given you? What if you really, really wished that you didn't? — Multi-Pairings, Semi-Canon, Rated M for violence, language and the possibility of sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,556 - Reviews: 2811 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 4/30 - Complete
Second Start by 8thweasleykid reviews
Severus dies in the Shrieking Shack but is somehow thrown into the past as his eleven year old self.He has a chance to change so much and not just his relationship with Lily. Will he be successful or will fated circumstances be doomed to repeat themselves
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 162,841 - Reviews: 2364 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 1,858 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
The List by smak978 reviews
"Succorbentis?" Malfoy asked quietly, his face immediately hidden by that insufferable mask. "You have Succorbentis?" Silence. "You know it's an incredibly rare disease, right? You know it's incurable, right?" Silence. "...No wonder you're in denial." Ron/Hermione/Gryff Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 329,040 - Reviews: 2859 - Favs: 2,945 - Follows: 3,727 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Three Portals by violingrl07 reviews
After the final battle, Hermione is trapped. Then fate sends her much further from home than she could have imagined, into the arms of Tom Riddle. Ambition and fear war with love and integrity as Hermione tries to create a new future for the whole world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 200,878 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
My Angel by Jennatem reviews
**2nd place! 2015 Non-Cannon Awards Voter's Choice Best Bella/Caius** I cannot pull myself any father. This cave will be my refuge until my body can repair itself, or until something or someone else finds me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,087 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Bella, Caius
Tying the Nott by ShayaLonnie reviews
In a post-war world where Hermione is friends with Draco Malfoy and most of her friends have developed relationships with former Slytherin classmates, Hermione is single. However, when former Death Eater — Theo Nott — is dying, Hermione is guilted into marrying him to save his life. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual scenes. EWE *Art by Seph Meadowes* -TEMPORARY HIATUS-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,049 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 3,047 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 4/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.]
Panta Rhei by erythra-selena reviews
Ever since the Cullens left, Bella's life goes down the drain. Will she ever be able to trust again? To love again? How will her future play out when "Everything Flows"?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 155,301 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Marcus
Until Dawn by Dolphindreamer reviews
When Edward leaves Bella behind in NM it's just the beginning of the spiraling downward events in her life. Now fending for herself in Seattle, Bella is trying to hold a job and remain afloat from her living nightmares when she happens upon the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,613 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Bella, Marcus
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 13554 - Favs: 17,816 - Follows: 12,242 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I See Dead People by bloodyblond reviews
Bella Swan comes to Forks with something a little... extra. What will she do when she realizes that it's not just a group of ridiculously attractive teenagers she's going to High School with, but ones that have a little something 'extra' too? Her life has already changed once, is she ready for three of them to change it again? And are they ready for her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 148,594 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Where Our Fate Lies by AylenBc reviews
Years ago, one simple papercut started a chain of events, forcing everyone to learn that whether you're vampire or human, the burden of loss always hurts. When Carlisle comes across a familiar face during his solitude, he arrives just in time to save the dying girl he once knew. But just as two broken hearts have the chance to heal each other, an enemy from the past returns. AU BxC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 64 - Words: 476,002 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Fate Has Its Ways by starkidsftw reviews
For that was the one mystery left after the war: what had happened to Hermione Granger. She had been there by Potter's side all throughout the battle. Then after it was over she disappeared. No one could find her. No one knew where she was. Draco Malfoy hadn't even thought about Hermione Granger in years, until one day when he was given no other choice. Sequel now completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,443 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P. - Complete
Hit and Run by lifelesslyndsey reviews
After crashing her car in the middle of no where,Bella is left on the ground alone, once again, in the rain, crying after another painful and crushing blow to her life. But this time, she gets up, and meets the man that will change her life. Rated M BxA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,739 - Reviews: 2695 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Alistair - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11710 - Favs: 9,798 - Follows: 6,644 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
With Love, Your Socially Awkward Butterfly by LifeIsTooShortEatIceCream reviews
Bailey is shy. Seth is in love. How long can a girl cover up her smile? Seth/OC, imprint story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 117,050 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Seth - Complete
Settling the Score by ISpeakBraile reviews
I'm stubborn – I'll freely admit it. But unless Wood gets on his bloody knees and grovels for me to rejoin the team, I'm done. I'm talking giant, Nile River-style tears flowing down those obnoxiously sharp cheekbones of his, or no more Seeker. OW/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 148,032 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Oliver W., OC - Complete
Siren Of The Twilight by ToryTigress92 reviews
Twilight, with Aro in Edward's place. After the death of his mate, Aro and some of his Guard follow the murderer to America. There, in a tiny town called Forks, he might just find his salvation, in the form of Bella Swan, a young, human girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,206 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 2/3/2010 - [Aro, Bella] Alice, Marcus - Complete
Unheard by Augustmoon99 reviews
There is so much to say in life, and it is not just our voices that speak. How do you communicate when your voice cannot be heard? Bella is not heard. Jasper tries not to feel. Together, they learn to open up and accept life and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,922 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Ad Vitam Aeternum by amaris12345 reviews
Marcus Volturi was dead and bored. When she walked into his throne room, he got the surprise of a lifetime, and possibly, a second chance at love. But it will be hard to find hapiness when Bella has been betrayed by the one she tought was her mate. Now, Marcus will have to use all of his power as a Volturi ruler and as a man to win her heart and trust. Dark and Powerful Marcus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,278 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Marcus, Bella
Welcome to Slytherin by TheFreedomSock reviews
A Speech by the Slytherin Head Boy Who are the Slytherins really?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5762 - Favs: 5,092 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 4165 - Favs: 3,625 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Take This Heart by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
Bella's life is a constant choice between bad and worse until she moves to Forks and meets the one man who can ease her burdens. But trust doesn't always come easily, especially when life has taught you that you're safer on your own. M for abuse and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 395,836 - Reviews: 4363 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Must Have Done Something Right by MissPronounced reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 202,151 - Reviews: 3551 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Heavy Lies the Crown by luckei1 reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,967 - Reviews: 2979 - Favs: 4,188 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,650 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 2,855 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Self Preservation by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Mrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 2,285 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Four Going on Forty by quack675 reviews
Chase was a precocious little tyke, wasn't he?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,747 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - R. Chase
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 3,066 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Be Little by coffeeonthepatio reviews
De-aged Harry is adopted by Hermione - the future ambassador for magic in Rome. Somewhere in Italy, a strange man is walking the streets, bearing a remarkable resemblance to one Severus Snape. Will they ever meet? Will love ensue? Almost canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 119,237 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Discovering Beauty by Laurielove reviews
Four years after the war, a chance encounter with a wizard Hermione hoped never to see again leads her to question her life and discover things about herself she had kept deeply buried. HG/LM. A tale of discovery. Older readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 192,244 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Darkest Before Dawn by The Only Pancake reviews
What if Edward was Alice's mate? What if Bella had fallen in love with Jasper and when she first came to Forks? That's what this story is about! In short, it's the JxB version of Twilight. Goes into the start of New Moon. Dialogue centric, saftey rating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 41,761 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Secret's In The Telling by Sakuri reviews
Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,313 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Where Your Treasure Is by zeegrindylows reviews
SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 376,449 - Reviews: 5202 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Reason by mishy-mo reviews
The skinny brunette, he said without thinking. Then there was a flash of cold steel and the crack of gunfire. Allison Cameron had been shot. Alternate to 'No Reason' House/Cam. Some strong language and sexual themes.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 78,456 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006 - [G. House, A. Cameron] - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3746 - Favs: 4,637 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Depths of Winter by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Complete. Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralysed in a wheelchair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,688 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 2,926 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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