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Joined 01-28-11, id: 2724304, Profile Updated: 03-16-11
Author has written 2 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries.

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So... Hi. My name is NumberedWords, I'm in my mid-twenties, and I'm a writing-aholic. Writing has always been a passion of mine, for as long as I can remember, but it's not something I get the opportunity to do in my day-to-day life, so my free time ends up devoted to it. I'm new to the fanfiction world and have never done anything like this, but I've found the community to be really encouraging and intend on sticking around to see if anyone else enjoys the millions of ideas floating around my head all the time.

I'm a big fan of the Southern Vampire Mysteries and a fan of True Blood by proximity, but I prefer the books over the show any day. I have some issues with both actually, but that's why we do this kind of thing, isn't it? I've only just started on my first story- Collide- but I'm already laying out and plotting my next one mentally, so you may just be stuck with seeing updates from me regularly.

You can find me on Twitter... @NumbrdWords

Check out the banners for Collide made by the way too talented ericizmine. Seriously, they rock my world:

AND check out by dazed-rose. I bow to her talent.

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Eric by DeeDeeINFJ reviews
A retelling of Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Mysteries from Eric's POV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 234,850 - Reviews: 3404 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric, Sookie
White Blank Page by seastarr08 reviews
Sookie has an intimate encounter that changes her life in more ways than one. Pam/Sookie/Eric: Read A/N.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Couples Therapy by evenflo78 reviews
Best friends, Eric & Sookie, have had more than their share of bad relationships. They seek the advice of a relationship counselor who gives them some advice they were never prepared for. AH Now complete.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 120,965 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Ties that Bind Me by Djehmli reviews
AU/OOC - What if Sookie only met Eric once and Bill was able to follow through and deliver her to the Queen. What happens years later when Sookie has full use of her Fae powers.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,796 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Master and Apprentice by fortheloveofericnorthman reviews
Sookie is about to graduate from LSU with a degree in math education and the only thing that stands in her way is student teaching with Dr. Eric Northman, a mathematician from UGA... Rated M for later chapters. OOC/ AH/ AU PLEASE REVIEW AND ENJOY!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,808 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
House Of Flesh On Fire by FarDareisMai2 reviews
This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,615 - Reviews: 2798 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Danger is a Dame by Lubadub reviews
Eric Northman is a world famous author crippled by the loss of his wife. When he meets a certain curvaceous Southern Belle, will his life ever be the same? AH/AU/OOC Lemons and language warnings.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,706 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Hershey's Kisses by evenflo78 reviews
Is Sookie really the good girl everyone thinks she is? What if she has a bit of a wild side? A one- night stand leads to more than Sookie ever bargained for. All Human
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,643 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Pour Some Sugar On Me by BonTempsBaby reviews
Total romance between Sookie and Eric, with more action in 2nd half. Takes place right after FDTW, no spoilers for DAG. Rated M, for mature language and situations.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 273,674 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Let Love In by Terri Botta reviews
Eric decides it's time for him and Sookie to come to an understanding.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 209,764 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
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Collide reviews
From the moment he laid eyes on her, Eric couldn't get Sookie out of his head. Nothing worth having comes easy, but is what they have worth it? M for language and lemons. An AH/AU story, Eric POV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 215,009 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Eric, Sookie
When Four Guys Collide reviews
Series of one-shots based on the friendship between Eric, Jason, Alcide, and Tray from the story "Collide." Mostly humorous, somewhat informative, and entirely indulgent. M for language and subject matter. AU/AH
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Eric, Jason