JoeLaTurkey
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Joined 01-28-11, id: 2724624, Profile Updated: 11-07-12
Author has written 5 stories for Mass Effect, and Dragon Age.

Me? I'm just a gaming/music/reading/writing fanatic with an over-active imagination.

Youtube Channel - http://www.youtube.com/user/JoeLaTurkeyIII?feature=mhee

1. First upload - The Urdnot Wrex Rap!

Story Updates:

1. "Gabby and Ken" is now 24 Chapters and 100 000 words long. It's pretty damn funny (I've been told). UPDATED: 08/11/12

2. "Dragon Age: Rise To Power" UPDATED: 15/01/12

3. The "Gabby and Ken" spinoffs begin with "Grunt and Zaeed." Be sure to check it out. UPDATED: 3/08/2011

4. "Torfan" is now 5 Chapters and 8000 words long. Those of you who enjoy tragedies and minor Mass Effect characters getting fleshed out should see it.

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Mind of the Queen by Ranubis reviews
A brief look into the mind of the Rachni Queen going into ME3. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
Court Charges by Ranubis reviews
Shepard has been called to Alliance court to account for his actions in the 'Arrival Incident'. And a few others as well... One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Shepard (F) - Complete
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Gabby and Ken reviews
Will the Normandy's favourite double-act ever realise their potential as a couple? Let's find out. Kenneth/Gabriella
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,390 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Gabby D., Ken D.
I Was reviews
My take on the destruction of the Starkhaven Circle. The diary of a rebellious mage reveals all. One-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Complete
Rise to Power reviews
Dragon Age 2 novelisation. Watch Bradon Hawke rise from lowly refugee to Kirkwall's Champion, making friends and enemies, falling love and changing the world. MHawke/Isabela
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,181 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Hawke (M), Isabela
Grunt and Zaeed reviews
"Gabby and Ken" spinoff. Explores the relationship between an aging warrior and his protege.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,979 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Zaeed M., U. Grunt
Torfan reviews
A closer look at the Siege of Torfan. Includes the battle, aftermath and all the events leading up to it. Soldier/Colonist Shepard with Major Kyle subplot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Shepard (M)