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Hello there fellow inhabitants of earth. The sole purpose of this Profile is so you can get to know me...but i'm paranoid about all the 'wonderful' people *coughstalkerscough* out there.
Fanfiction: Because my favorite characters always die.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes evil deserves to win.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.
Fanfiction: Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.
Fanfiction: Because all stories shouldn't have an ending; there should always be another adventure.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes there's no one your age and gender who you can relate to.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes you want to be in that story yourself.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes you have no other way to express the ideas in your head
My name is Sophie- call me Soph. My birthday is in August. I have four siblings, two parents, three grandparents and a bird called Billie- shes a girl, and a cat Called MJ (Maximillion Jacob) hes a boy- black tabby.
Although writing takes up a lot of my time, I am also very interested in Manga Art, Comics- both reading and creating, computers and technology and music- I play guitar, sing and have been playing piano since I was four, and composing music since eleven. I also play saxophone, violin, recorder and had a go at playing the vibraphone at school once. I have been moved around a lot in my 'many' years, from three homes in Moscow, to Leeds, to two homes in Beverley and finally two homes in Australia. I have been to eight schools- and a few years back, my record total was three in three terms.
I speak many languages including, English, Russian, French, German, some Latin, Pig-Latin (if that's a language) and Italian.
I don't know what the future holds, I prefer to stay on the page I'm on and not stray into the past of future, but writing, drawing and music definitely hold strong options for me, considering my God-Mother is a well published author in Finland and Russia, my Grandmother is a retired Pop and Opera star and my great uncle is the artist- Mark Klionski. Dance could also be an option as my grandfather is a famous Russian/American ballet dancer. But...I can't dance...
I have considered being an editor, Psychologist, Lawyer, illustrator, FBI agent, pediatrician, forensic anthropologist, author, economist, child-psychologist, foreign-country English teacher, and actress, but who knows what the future holds. UPDATE: I want to be a criminal investigator...or a criminal interrogator.
My favorite and least favorites-
Least Favorite color- Maroon
Fave Season- Summer
Animal- Cats, Birds. I also like Llamas.
Food/Drink- Fajitas, noodles or sushi. Banana juice. Pineapple Juice. I also love Tofu.
Food I hate- Soup, full fat meat- *bleugh* (lol. The auto correct for bleugh is Breughel)
TV- Bones, Teen Titans, Danny Phantom, Young Justice,Pokemon (hate to admit but I have Poke-Fever), Any anime's- including movies. I adore sitting down to watch Pandora Hearts and anything on the Crime channel. Twisted is also amazing.
And there is a TV show here in Australia called Wanted (which focuses on crime in Australia, and letting the people help solve cases)- I can't get enough of it.
Books- anything big, I like David Copperfield by Charles Dickens, Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden, Little Women and Good Wives by Louisa May Alcott and strangely enough A cat called Norton by peter Gethers and Dewey By Vikki Myron.
I also love the Fallen series by Lauren Kate.
And the Immortals series by Alyson Noel.
Percy Jackson (both series) are the loves of my life at the moment.
Perks of Being a Wallflower is pretty awesome.
Least Fave books- Yeah...You're not gonna catch me reading Star Wars, or anything with stereo-types. None of those chick-flick books either.
School Subjects- I love Art, (but I don't do it anymore) History (my teacher is amazing), Economics (ditto to art), Religious Education, Media and at times English.
Least Fave Subjects- Maths, PE.
Shops- JB-HI-FI, QBD books and Jaeger Teen.
Dream places to live/visit- I've visited so many already, but maybe Africa and Japan. I'd love to learn about the culture, art and just look around. I'd stay living in Australia for my mum, but I wouldn't mind moving to Russia.
Jams- I'm into coldplay at the moment; Yellow, Clocks and Viva La Vida, predominantly.
In the Summertime- Thirsty Merc
Are you gonna be my girl- JET
Ballroom Blitz- Sweet
Black fingernails, Red Wine- Eskimo Joe
Middle of the Hill- Josh Pyke
Crazy- Gnarls Barkley
One Crowded Hour- Augie March
Anything by the singers/bands below.
Bands/singers- Coldplay, MIKA, Imagine Dragons, The Beatles, The Cat Empire, Eminem, Three Days Grace.
Actors- Emma Watson and Logan Lerman. 'Nuff said.
How are my stories going, I hear you ask?
The Art of Parenting
The above is on an indefinite hiatus.
Clouds, Destination, Finished, Land Mines, Rosies Posies,
The fics above are all dead fics. I will not be finishing or continuing them, but am not sure if I will be deleting them.
Forgotten Names, Just One Kiss, Lets Get Awkward, Rosies Posies, Shooting Stars, Under the Knee.
These fics are on an indefinite hiatus due to a) lack of interest or b) lack of inspiration.
If you want, you may adopt one- just as long as you treat it nicely.
Death Hurts: Emotionally Scarred: I can explain: I hate you: I'm Sorry: Indestructible: Limits: My Napkins!: One Body:
I want to write
Okay. By the way guys. Don't take these ideas. The only reason I'm putting them up is so guys can PM and say, I want you to do that one, and stuff. Also its so I don't forget.
IF YOU HAVE ANY REQUESTS. EVER. PM ME.
Three poems at least for Young Justice- not really an Idea. I Just can't forget this.
A YJ sidekick wakes up in an alternate life.
All of the characters find themselves living perfectly ordinary lives for some reason. Young Justice, obviously.
A BluePulse Story
A series of BluePulse one-shots.
Insane Asylum AU
Terms and Conditions;
If you laptop screen breaks, don't blame me.
If your eyes bleed from reading the POV, don't blame me.
If you go insane waiting for another chapter, don't blame me.
If you can't find your laptop, well, how would you even begin to blame me for that?
If you don't enjoy my stories, blame the guys sat next to you.
If you can't read my writing, blame the pens of the world.
If you don't understand what I'm talking about, blame your brain.
If you see too many typos in emails and my stories, blame my spell checker.
If you see me run out of ideas, well who can we blame for that?
If you wanna blame me, I dare you to try
But remember, do not follow me- I walk into walls.
FUN FACTS BOUT ME:
1. I've never been in hospital. (Except for that faithful day when I was brought into the world)
2. I am a sadist when it comes to TV-shows and books. I love seeing my fave character or his/her family get hurt so I can see his/her reactions. E.g: I adored watching Kid Flash drown in Young Justice, and I loved it when he got stuck in an explosion. Another example- I always daydream about Kid Flash, Beast Boy or Jaime dying slow, painful deaths. >:)
3. I have trichotillimania. If you wanna know what it is, look it up or PM me.
4. I've never had a detention at school due to my own fault- though i've been through my share of class detentions.
5. I love singing, but can't do it well in front of family or friends.
6. If I draw something in pencil I have to go over it in pen.
7. I drew my profile pic. Always have, always will.
8. I have officially kidnapped Wally West, Beast Boy and John Smith (Four). (And recently Jaime Reyes, and Marina (Seven or Eight, I forget?) Ask me how! I would love to start a PM Role Play with you. You have LyndseyRyder12 to thank for that.
YOUNG JUSTICE TIME!
Who's your favorite character?
Kid Flash...Like I'm serious guys. Wally West has to be, one of the best ginger, freckled, green eyed people in the world.
Jaime is quickly taking his place though...
What's your favorite pairing?
Spitfire! But it's slowly been overtaken by BluePulse! YEAH!
Who's your favorite gal character?
Artemis. Artemis is an archer. Therefore, she is.
What's your favorite episode so far?
Um...Failsafe was pretty awesome. Episode 17 and 18, though not really too oriented on the characters...as much as other episodes, were also great. I loved Wally's reaction to Artemis death...SPITFIRE IS EVER SO CLOSE!
Independence day was also an amazing episode for a first episode...pilot.
Loved Darkest, Before the Dawn, and True Colours, especially the latter.
Who's your favorite guy character?
Kid Flash. Wally West. The Canary Speedster. Flash Kid. (lol, awesome epic fail by scientists) Either way, he all adds up to the globes favorite red-haired speed demon!
Or Jaime. :3
Make yourself a superhero profile:
Superhero name:Um...Quiver? Lol. FireAnt! (fail) um...No idea! (Not a name, I seriously have no idea)
Powers: Ooooooooooh! Toughie. I dunno, maybe an archer or...something fire based. I could be made all out of water! Like my own comic creation!
Costume colors: green and white.
Backstory: That's secret.
Weakness: All dependent on the powers. I guess death...or being paralyzed are big ones (no duh!)
Who would your Justice League mentor be?
Flash. Batman's too harsh, I'm not a huge fan of Aquaman, Green Arrow...um...maybe? I seriously have no clue now.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 98 of you people that read this won't repost
Pick twelve random characters from your fandom.
1. Kid Flash (Young Justice)
2. Beast Boy (Teen Titans)
3. Aqualad (YJ)
4. Raven (TT)
5. Artemis (YJ)
6. Robin (YJ)
7. Cyborg (TT)
9. The Flash (YJ- Barry Allen)
10. Ash Ketchum (Pokemon)
12. Miss Martian
Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?
Robin and Miss Martian? No. I’ve read fic’s with them both in...But never just a fic with them as the two mains. I’m not sure if I want to. It depends on what it would be about.
Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Um... is a demonic...demoness. And shes a girl. No. I don’t think she’s hot. (I’m a girl)
What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
If Miss Martain...got THE Batman pregnant. Um. Well firstly I would question...EVERYTHING. Hey. This just sparked an idea.
Can you recall any fics about nine?
In Young Justice, I can think of a few fics revolving around him and KF, but never alone. The Speedsters is one.
Would two and six make a good couple?
Beast Boy...and Robin. A couple. I’m not against gays, but, I think this relationship would never work. They have clashing personalities. And not in a good way.
Beast Boy: I never agreed to this. No. It wouldn't work
Four: I don't even know who this guy is
Wally: Then why are you talking?
Beast Boy: Oooh! Speedster has a wild side
Wally: See. This is why people question your straightness.
Five/nine or five/ten?
Artemis and the Flash...or Artemis and Ash Ketchum.
I can label errors with both. Ash is from the Pokemon universe...and he’s 10 for life. The Flash is about 40. And considering Artemis is only 15, which would make him a paedophile. I can’t choose.
What if seven walked in on two and twelve kissing?
Beast Boy and Miss Martian kissing? Well they’re both green. Cyborg would probably freak out, considering MM is Martian an’ all, and Beast Boy wouldn’t kiss her anyway. Just saying. She has soupy, Beast Boy has the back of his hand.
Beast Boy: Who is this girl? I wanna meet her. She’s green...right?
Wally: Keep. Your. Hands. Off. Her
Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff?
A Kid Flash/ Batman friendship? I’m not sure. They’re really different. But heck, I’ve seen a romance fic between ‘em, I could totally support fluff.
Wally: Excuse me? Me and Batman are best friends! As if you would question a-
Beast Boy: Pfft! Sure. In your dreams Kid Mouth!
Wally: I'm sensing that you've met Artemis?
Four: What. Is. Going. On?
Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Cyborg and Miss Martian...two different fandoms. Still. I could suggest one. Considering Cyborg beats himself up over been a robot in the comics...and Miss Martian is so comforting.
Miss Martian hurt, with a bit of Cy comfort?
I have a friend...who’s green too...
Lol. I’m no good with this type of stuff.
What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to deflower one?
Raven...to deflower Kid Flash.
Beast Boy: WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAT?
Four: I'm so confused
Um...Well for one. Kid Flash is a male. Raven is a female. It would need to be the opposite way around.
But. I’m swap their genders, make them meet in an alternate universe...and get moody Ravan (see what I did there) to *gulp* deflowerpoorlittlekidflash.
Wally: I am not becoming a chick
Four: Is it really up to you?
Wally: I thought I told you to be quiet
Do any of your friends read three het?
None of my friends read FanFics anyway.
Do any of your friends write eleven?
Superboy fanfic? Even if my friends wrote it I wouldn’t read it. I don’t really support him much as a character. Only if I’m very desperate to read something new.
Would any of your friends write two/four/five?
Beast Boy, Raven and Artemis in a fan-fiction would surely be something. But. My friends don’t write Fan-Fics, and people on Fan-Fiction, even when they crossover in stories (TT AND YJ), Its hardly ever just three characters- especially these, interacting.
Beast Boy: No it's not. Though, I'm not sure who this Artemis chick is. Is she green?
Wally: Leave. Her. Alone
What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
If Ash Ketchum were to scream something in a moment of passion it’d be “Gotta Catch ‘em all” or “I’m gonna win” or “Its Ash KETCHUM, Not Ketchup!”...or just “Yeah!” I think.
If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic what would the warning be?
Oooooh! A Kid Flash, Robin and Miss Martian fic?
WARNING: Obsessive flirting to get a girl who’s too busy checking Soupy out! Whoop! Fights a plenty.
Wally: I don't flirt that much
Wally: Shut UP!
What might be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two?
Ash Ketchum to Beast Boy: Hey, wanna turn into a Pokemon...so we can have a real battle...in the...um...bed...of...Pokemon tournaments? Metaphorically?”
He’s 10, whadoyou expect?
Beast Boy: Hey! I'd totally get with this guy! Lovin' the pick-up lines!
Wally: Are you serious? You just admitted to being gay. Oh. And the pick-up line is rubbish
Four: Coming from the guy who incorporates food into his lines?
Wally: Are you for real? Shut. Up.
When was the last time you read a fic about five?
I read a fic about Artemis today. I read one every day. Artemis, or Wally fics are always awesome. I think this one was...um...I’m Expecting. Yeah! That’s a good one.
Wally: NO. Me and Artemis do not create a good fic.
Four: You're in denial. You obviously like her
Wally! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH! SHUT THE HELL UP!
Me: Wally. Waltermis is a classic. You can't argue with the chemistry you guys have
Wally: Let’s NOT bring science into this.
What is six's super-secret annoyance?
I think Robin is actually secretly annoyed by KF. But he’d never say it. He doesn’t really like to hurt the kid. I think.
Wally: NO. Robin loves me. Everyone loves me. NO ONE IS ANNOYED BY ME *rocks back and forth in a corner*
Beast Boy: Should we-
Me: Leave him be.
Maybe he’s secretly annoyed about the fact that Zatanna is one year older than him? Or that MM and Soupy are dating?
Would eleven shag nine? Drunk or sober?
Superboy...shagging The Flash. THE FRICKING FLASH!?
Are you INSANE?
In a moment of drunkenness...no. Because Superboy’z don’t get drunk. And plus Flash would get super-arrested for child molestation, ect.
If three and seven got together, who tops?
Um...this is a super strange coincidence. The voice actor for Aqualad is the same for Cyborg...so really it’s the same person. They are both equals. Lol.
(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). What title would you give this fic?
Okay...a nephew and uncle are in a happy relationship. This could be taken as a FAMILY RELATIONSHIP, obviously it wouldn’t be romance, and plus, Barry loves Iris too much. Okay so anyways...Until Flash runs off with Raven (This would never happen, considering they are from separate universes...but still...an interesting concept) KF, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Superboy (which I find kinda odd...but...I take it this didn’t mean family...awkward for me) and a brief unhappy affair with Miss Martian (which I reckon could happen, because if Wally ever got with Megan he’d be disappointed, because she doesn’t love him and she loves the Soup Boy), *BREATHE* then follows the wise advice of Artemis (Um...Wally...following advice...)and finds true love with Aqualad.
Um...I’d call it...FAMILY RELATIONSHIPS. (LOL. I’m odd, but sensitive)
Wally: There are so many things wrong with the fic that was just created. I don't love Aqualad. I wouldn't follow Artemis' advice, nor would I date my uncle
Wally: I'm gonna stick a-
How would you feel if seven/eight was cannon?
Cyborg...and THE BATMAN.
One word: Noyes. I’m not sure.
4 and 8 had a thumb wrestling match. Of the two, which would arise victorious?
Raven and the Batman have a thumb wresting match? Aside from the fact that it wouldn’t happen...Raven would win. Hands down. Literally. She’d use her powers. And even if it were strength...it’d be Raven. She’s got a scarier glare...it’d weaken the bat.
There is an air guitar contest. Which character would dominate with over-the-top moves and relentless energy?
Um...considering Beast Boy already rocked the air guitar...i’m gonna have to say him. This is true for him anyway- over the top...energy?
Beast Boy: Whooo!
Wally: Show off.
Beast Boy: I haven't done an-
Wally: Don't talk to me.
Four: You're on his list
Wally: How many times do I have to-
All of the characters are arrested during a bank heist. Which would talk first?
They’re all superheroes...except for Ash. So I guess he’d talk and be all like; “POKEMON UNITE!” and then by some twist of fate he’d disappear.
I’m not sure, I reckon KF would probably crack under pressure.
Wally: What! I would so NOT!
Beast Boy and Four: *Sniggering*. Suuuure
Wally: *death glare
Me: Guys, break it up. You know its da truth, Kid.
Wally: I'm not talking to you
All of the characters are trying to give something up. Which character would successfully go cold turkey?
I reckon Beast Boy. He already did. He went cold turkey on eating...turkey...or any animal for that matter.
Beast Boy: Seee. I am awesome. I have skills. I ca-
Wally: You're giving me a headache
Four: Speak for yourself
Wally: *Turns slowly to face Four
Otherwise...even though they all have awesome will power...I think Cyborg could.
Beast Boy: HEY! What happened to-
Wally: *tackles to floor
Four: Are you gonna stop them?
Me: *sigh* Let them get it out
What if the characters were Hostess snack cakes? o.O Which would be a Twinkie?
KF. Hands down. Don’t even argue with that.
Wally: *breathing heavily* T-thank...y-y-you.
Me: You okay?
Wally: W-Why didn't-t you st-top him-m?
Me: *whistles, walking away
What if the characters were mythical creatures? Which would be Pegasus, the winged horse?
Beast Boy- because he can...and will.
Yeah. That’s right green dude, don’t think we haven’t seen you singing glee in the shower!
Beast Boy: This has nothing to do with the current question
Beast Boy: Shut up. It’s fun
Four: Someone’s becoming Wally!
Four: No. I didn't call you, I was just comparing Beast Boy to you
Wally: *death glare
Wally: *Tackles to floor
Me: STOP! STOP!
Wally and Four: *smiling
Me: BAD Wally! You could’ve ruined Fours beautiful face!
What if the characters were cavemen? Which would have invented the wheel?
Um...Cyborg. He’s good with creating stuff.
Plus he already made the R-Cycle and T-Car. He wins. That’s final.
What if they were pairs of slippers? Which would be a pair of fuzzy slippers?
Fuzzy...slippers? As much as I hate to say it, Miss Martian. She’s just a bundle of...fluff...isn’t she?
Wally: Oh no. She’s a bundle of-
Four: Keep it K, people.
What if they were bodies of water? Which would be the Fountain of Youth?
The only person who could even be considered for this is Ash Ketchum. He’s been 10 for 14 years. There’s no question to it. Agreed?
Beast Boy: I thought-
Wally and Four: Agreeed! Agreeed!
Beast Boy: Hey, but I-
Wally: Shut it, Green Bean!
The characters are all on a camping trip together. Which would most crave the conveniences of home?
I’m gonna have to say...no one. They’re all pretty ready for whatever comes their way. Though, maybe, Cyborg would miss the electricity of home. They’d all find ways to work around the inconveniences. And I doubt Batman would go on a camping trip in the first place, just to be frank.
Wally: Well sure, Frank, If you like that more than Sophie.
Four: *face palm*
What if the characters were pieces of sporting equipment? Which would be a bowling ball?
Superboy? He’s not round or anything...he’s just...gah! You know why I chose him!
Four: Kid has balls. We know
Wally and Beast Boy: *eyes wide open
What if the characters were games? Which would be a Barrel of Monkeys?
Beast Boy. Though this would mean that Superboy would have to kill him.
Who comes up with these questions anyways?
Wally: True. Hello Wally! Beastie Boy, maybe you wanna turn into a chimp and come over to the cave sometime?
Beast Boy: *glaring
What if they were all pairs of shoes? Which would be flip-flops?
Flip-Flops? Um...Aqualad. He wears them. Plus, you wear Flip-Flops after the spa, so you’re all cool and calm and you wear them to go to the beach. IT’S ALL SELF EXPLANITORY!
It is a blustery, snowy day. Which character would most likely brush the snow off the boss's car, hoping to win brownie points?
Robin, for Batman. We know it. They know it. You know it.
All of the characters are contestants on a reality TV singing show. Which would make it the furthest in the competition?
Beast Boy. I know, I know, popular choice, but Greg Cipes, the voice actor, already sung in Beast Boys’ voice. It was incredible. He would get the furthest. Plus, he’s got swag.
Beast Boy: It's my talent. My charm. Who's this Cipes guy anyway?
Cipes: Hi gu-
Cipes: *tackled to floor by the three boys
Four: There’s no more room in here
All of the characters are in girl scouts (hmmm...). Which would earn the "Write All About It" badge first?
I can’t even choose. That’s way too difficult. Maybe Wally? Maybe?
Wally: No. Not me. I don't write.
Beast Boy: Says the guy who-
Four: I'd win
Wally: You weren't a choice on this
Four: Hey, I wasn't. Why?
Me: *whistles, walking away
All of the characters go camping together (again, but we've got some newbie’s so maybe that's why) and suddenly see a UFO landing. Which character(s) would board the craft?
Miss Martian. Obviously. She’s an alien.
So would Soupy.
Kid Flash would do it on impulse. As would Beast Boy
Wally and Beast Boy: *nodding
Robin would follow KF.
Beast Boy: *nodding
Batman would run after Robin, trying to keep him from blowing it up. Cyborg, being brotherly would follow BB.
Beast Boy: *glaring
The Flash would realise Wally was absent, and would also disappear into the craft.
Beast Boy: *smirking
Wally: *shrugs.* It’s true
Aqualad would be all leader like and try and stop them. He would also get on.
Artemis, feeling left out, would also follow. As would Raven, but not because she was left out, but just because she knew if she didn’t come, something bad was bound to happen.
And Ash would be left. He wouldn’t go on. He’d go off to get another badge. But then again, he could get onto the ship, thinking it’s another gym? Either way, they’d all get on at some point.
Everyone is competing in the Summer Olympics. Which would take the gold in the high jump events?
Superboy- does the power, hyper leaping, ring any bells?
What if the characters were answers from a Magic 8 Ball? Which would be "You can count on it!"?
The bearer of good news and a constant smile, someone who could always be counted on. Miss Martian would be yes...so either Wally, Flash or Beast Boy. Though, Wally could argue there’s no such thing as magic, hence, taking him out of the ball altogether.
Wally; There is no such thing as magic
Me: That’s why I took you out of the Magic 8 Ball
Flash, can’t always be counted on either, due to his somewhat amazing lateness. Beast Boy. I guess.
Beast Boy: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Four: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UPPPPPP!
Beast Boy: *gawking
What if they were precious metals? Which would be platinum?
Platinum? That’s like really good...right? But a serious metal too...and high up in the coolness rank.
Wally: I resent that.
Each of the characters have purchased a brand new computer. Which would call everyone else needing an explanation on how to use it?
KF wouldn’t. Too advanced in science to be stuck on working a computer.
Wally: It’s true. I am amazing
I think Beast Boy would be fine using a computer...plus, he’s not that dependant on others. Though, he did download a huge virus onto a computer once. No. Not Beast Boy. Even taking all of that into account.
Beast Boy: That was actually, seriously an accident! I swear!
Four: Keep it K, B.
Beast Boy: I didn't swear though!
Four: So you lied?
Beast Boy: What? Stop twisting what I say!
Aqualad, maybe. I don’t think he’s too technologically advanced. But he’s not stupid either. Raven wouldn’t want to bother others if she couldn’t work a computer...plus, they’d all laugh at her. It’s spot on
Not Artemis...she s a pretty average teenager, I’m sure she knows how to work technology.
Robin? He hacks computers for a living.
Cyborg? He could be classed as a living computer.
Batman? Same goes for Batman. Not about been a living computer...about hacking them. Though now I think about it, they’re both a good fit.
Not the Flash. Maybe Ash? Do they even have computers in PokeWorld?
Miss Martian is far too advanced to worry about help with computers.
And Superboy. WE HAVE A WINNER! DING DING DIIIIINNNNGGG!
Knocked out by fist from no-where
Four: K RATED!
You're out on a night out with 8 when you're savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do?
Okay, so I...am out on a DATE with THE BATMAN. When, sweet innocent, BEAST BOY, attacks me? Um. Batman would snap his neck like a twig in two seconds.
Beast Boy! Thanks. Wait...WHAT! *Pales
What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant?
If The Flash...got Artemis pregnant.
Okay. Firstly, he would be put in jail. He’s way older, so it’s against the law. Kid Flash would forever be ridiculed too, because of something that his uncle did. The Flash would get divorced by Iris, and Artemis would get kicked out of school- leaving a very disappointed mother.
She’d have the kid, I don’t think she’d be able to have an abortion. It’d be a speedster too...but with archery skillage...and this sounds just like my superhero Quiver...THEY STOLE MY IDEAS!
If Wally West is the Flash in the conversation...WHOOP! WE HAVE SPITFIRE PEOPLE!
7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What's 4's reaction?
Cyborg and Miss Martian? Didn’t Cyborg walk in on Beast Boy and her? She gets around fast. Raven walks in? She’d probably lift an eyebrow, blink once, turn around, and leave the room.
10 falls in love with 3. 1 is jealous, what happens?
Ash falls for Aqualad? I did NOT see that coming. One- Kid Flash- wouldn’t be jealous. He loves Artemis- SPITTTTTTTTTTT FIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Wally: No! I don't like her!
Four: denial is the first step to admitting the truth
Beast Boy: Spitfire lovers...UNITE!
Wally: Shut it, Lima Bean.
Beast Boy: real original, Kid Stupid
Wally: Blah Blah Real original Blahhhhh!
4 pulls up beside you, and offers you a lift. Will you take it?
Raven? A lift on what? She can’t drive. I’d freak out, but, if I knew it was RAVEN, and she didn’t smile, or say anything nice, and glare when I said she and Beast Boy should get together...yes. I’d take it.
Beast Boy: I wouldn't
Me: I wasn't asking you
Four; You just got told!
Beast Boy: Do you wanna be mauled?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Our young Justice Robin, afraid of Teen Titans, big-bro Cyborg? I dunno. I didn’t know Robin had any fear.
10 is getting ready to marry 5, when 9 runs in to stop the ceremony. What is 9's reason?
Ash Ketchum is marrying? WHAT! Just the fact that he’s getting married...and to Artemis. How does this even happen? Okay...The Flash runs in to stop it.
That’s an easy reason. I’ll act it out.
Priest: If anyone knows any reason for these two to not be together, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Flash: I say NO!
Ash, Artemis, Priest, Crowd: HUH?
Flash: Artemis. You can’t. Wally loves you.
Flash: Artemis, it’s true. Wally, come on out.
Artemis: Is thi-
There is the reason.
Wally: Um...That wasn't me talking. It was a KF guy.
Me: Wally...you are Kid Flash
Wally: Leave me alone!
Give a title of a romance movie about 3 and 12.
Aqualad and Miss Martain star in:
MARS MEETS ATLANTIS
Yes. I’M AWARE THAT IT’S BAD!
Four: Yes. It is. How about: I am Number 4!
Beast Boy: Original, Alien dude. Original.
1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Hello (erm...I guess...)
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Beautiful Soul (nawwwssss *-*)
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Give Me Love (soo truue!)
4. WHAT IS 22? Swagger (Bombs Away Song...and maths? They don't mix well...but oh well!)
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? If I Die Young (Oh! Please not Brianna! This is more to my other best friend, Kai...who unfortunately died young. This doodalywhip is accurate!)
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Sweet Victory (o_O Yes.)
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Everybody's Fool (I guess I've pretty much always been the class clown...)
8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Good Enough (Omg! This is amazingly true!)
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? The Only One (He is the only for me! Gah!)
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? You Need Me, I Don't Need You (this is so true, eg You'd be lost without us, Sophie. '-_-)
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Waka Waka (This Time For Africa) (Is this some kind of..prophecy...?)
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Bring Me To Life (I'm not even kidding! This is amazing! But...very sadistic...)
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Safe and Sound (Is this like saying that I don't take risks? *gets mad)
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Over and Over (This doesn't make much sense to me...)
15. WHAT DO YO THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Emancipate Myself (Erm...)
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Pokemon Johto (It's true, this one was one of my least fave seasons...)
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? Riot (- Arghhh!)
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Doginabag (...)
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? That's Not My Name (Yeah, when people get my name wrong...it does make me giggle...while I'm ripping their FACES off.)
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Lux Aeterna (It's true! This song does make me cry!)
21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Ketsui No Asa Ni (From 'Brave Story') (This...erm...would make sense if I understood what the song was about...) UPDATE: It means In the Morning of Decision. Does that mean I'll only get married on the day I wake up and finally agree to it? Urghh...
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous (Too true! I'm serious!)
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? The Cave (Well...I wanna meet this 'cave' guy as fast as possible!)
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? If you Can Afford Me (?)
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Fuel My Fire (These are starting to make little sense...)
26. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Henry Dies (O-O)
27. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Out Of Space (This is good...yes?)
28. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Lose Control (NOT TRUE! Well...maybe a little...)
29. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Everybody Knows You Cried Last Night (So...I'm in a bad mood or something...?)
30.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Jake's Army (So...I gather I have to fight?)
1. Open you library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Players, ipod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
The questions are: Opening credits, Waking up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking up, Prom, Life is just...O.K, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flaskback, Getting Back Together, Birth of a Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you get to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie to pretend you're cool... As soon as you're done with the game, post the answers on your profile!
Opening Credits- Its All Over (Wow. I really was bad news...)
Waking up - Animal I Have Become (This is true of me in the morning!)
First Day of School- She Will Be Loved (Yes. I am a Teachers Pet. Yes. I am a High Achiever. No. I am not popular)
Falling in Love- Never Let You Go (My iPod is so accurate!)
Fight Song - Love Comes (My iPod is so f*ked up... No seriously, listen to this song by the Posies. It posesses nothing that could possibly link into fighting)
Breaking up- Great DJ (So...I've fallen for someone else?)
Life is just...O.K - U.N.I (I Wish..)
Mental Breakdown -Predictable (Everyone was waiting for this...)
Driving - The Lonely Man Theme (I love this song! And...will I really be that sad driving?)
Flashback -A Thousand Miles (ARGHHHHH! BOYCE AVENUE COVER! I LOVE THIS *Rocks out*)
Getting Back Together- I Wish Someone Would build a Bridge (For what? So It can be easier?)
Birth of a Child - I Kissed a Girl (So...my first kid is gonna be a girl?)
Wedding - Baby Fratelli (?)
Final Battle - Firestarter (Perfect...*rubs hands together*...)
Death Scene -Taking Over Me (So...I get possessed by a Demon? Drugs take over my body?)
Funeral Song - Vince The Loveable Stoner (Okay...this made me wish I could cheat and flick to the next song...But i didn't...)
End Credits- Small Bump (*Tear* I love this...)
CREDIT TO black rose- raven angel, her profile page is EPIC!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile (yep, i could read it)
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Paste this on your profile if you also dislike racism.
This is cool! You should try it.
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Sophie
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Sopizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green Cat
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Polly Gabriel
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Gafsovol
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Cappacino
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ofoowla
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)): Sirgeaveno Lewis
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Fish
10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME (type your name with your elbow): sdokphikde gtafrt
Write down eight characters from any fandom and number them 1-8 in a list below, then answer the following questions.
chosen fandom(s): Young Justice, Lorien Legacies
1) 1 and 3 are about to order take out, what do they order?
Jaime and Artemis? I suppose that is an interesting pair, and it calls for interesting food.
Both try to eat healthy, and I guess they’d settle for a salad.
Wally: Dude! Who is this Jaime guy!?
Four: *quirks eyebrow up* Jealous?
Wally: He’s having SALAD with my girlfriend! Me and Arty used to have salad together. *curls up into a ball and cries*
Me: *scolds* Brought the mood WAYYYYY down.
2) 2 and 8 get into a fight, what are they fighting over?
Wally and Impulse are fighting over whom should eat the last slice of pie in the fridge.
Wally: We so wouldn’t!
BB: Yeah, you’d be fighting over the last ANYTHING in the fridge.
3) 4 and 6 are getting married, what does 1 have to say about it?
Batman and Four?
See, this is why I REALLY don’t like putting characters from other fandom’s in. *rubs temples*
But Jaime would say: That was...really unexpected. I feel that I have lost faith in all that I believe in. Now I will crawl into my sock drawer and cry.
4)5 and 7 team up to torment 4, what will they do to annoy him/her the most?
Dick: Crawl onto Batman’s back, and when he notices, shift into something BIG and squish him! It’s fool proof.
BB: I dunno...that sounds like an awful idea.
Dick: But that’s why its so ingenius! Even if Batman catches you, he can’t get mad because your too cute!
Batman: i’M Batman. I can hear you. And try that little move there, Garfield, and you’ll be joinging your mother.
Me: Why did I just write that? I’m so...*hits head against wall*...horrible. FIX IT FIX IT!
Batman: Just kidding! *forces a smile and clamps a hand down onto BB’s shoulder* How about I adopt you!? We have ice cream! *skips off into the sunset*
Why do Bats and Four keep getting put together!?
BB: *sings* It’s destiny.
Four: *growls* Shut up or I will break you.
Hey! At least Impulse ended up with Jaime. Now THAT is destiny.
Wally: *moans* Please don’t remind us.
The worst thing about this though, is that Batman had an affair with his adopted son. I never really pictured them as too close to begin with, but that’s just nasty.
6) Would 7 ever jump in bed with 8? Would they be drunk or sober?
Legal issues, plus I don’t think it floats Dick’s boat.
Wally: *SCREAMS* I think I need to wash out my eyes with bleach to get this image out of my head!
7) 6 finds they are attracted to 1, how would they communicate their Love?
Four would create a fireball with Jaimes name engraved in it, and then he’d...he’d HIT Jaime in the face with it to get his attention.
Four: *monotone* My love is deep.
8) How many Characters from your chosen list wanna hurt me right now for writing this tag?
I think Wally, Four and Beast Boy want to hurt ME because they are all here with me.
BB: You got that one right.
Four: *cracks knuckles*
Wally: *spits and cracks neck*
Me: *glomps the trio* You’re all so cute when you try and be macho!
9) 8 is brought home by the cops, what has she/he done?
Maybe tried to speed steal some food or something, and got caught?
Oh! Oh! I know!
He’s arrested for cuteness! Because he’s too adorable?
Wally: Sophie, just stop please.
10) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 all ask out the same person, you! Who do you choose?
Four would be a possible choice. Beast Boy would be a no, because he’s too young.
If I could I’d pick Impulse and Jaime, but I don’t wanna get in the way of their budding relationship. *sighs*
Wally: WHAT!? *splutters*
Me: Hi babe, ready for our date? *jumps into Wally’s arms*
Wally: *drops Sophie* I love ARTEMIS!
Fine. I guess I choose Dick. Hhheheehe.
Stupid things I've done- or haven't!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
Me- daydreaming a.k.a spying on my crush
Me- Yes. I have the homework, here! *hands homework to teacher*
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart/K-Mart while your spouse/partner/parent is taking their sweet time:
1.. Get 24 boxes of shoes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9.. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!!'
(And last but not least!) 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here!
THINGS YOU DON"T WANT TO HEAR DURING SUGURY
2.Has anybody survived 500ml of this stuff before?
3.if this is his spleen, then what's that?
4.come back here with that, bad dog!
5.DAMN! page 47 of the manual is missing!
6.wait a minute, my manual doesn't say that.
7.What edition is your manual?
9.the floors clean,right?
10.nurse, could you stop that thing from beating? it's throwing my concentraion off.
11.let's hurry this up, i don't want to miss Baywatch.
12.FIRE FIRE! EVERYBODY GET OUT!
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Some random funny stuffs:
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I have seen purple cows.
If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball?
Milk tastes good.
People call me crazy, but I'm just random!
Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
I'm the kind of girl who gets straight As in every subject, but still can't operate a fan by use of a simple knob.
I'm the kind of girl who laughs at... nothing.
I'm the kind of girl who gets on the bad side of a teacher by correcting their grammar.
I'm the kind of girl who looks at Twilight and laughs at the cheesiness.
I'm the kind of girl who has a picture of Joe Jonas pasted to my dart board. DIE YOU STUPID JONAS BROTHER!
I'm the kind of girl who walks into the Mental Hospital and greets the receptionist by name.
I'm the kind of girl who is willing to drop-kick Twilight books out of my apartment window.
I'm the kind of girl who can hold a conversation with you for fifteen minutes and then ask, "What was your name again?"
I'm the kind of girl who reads rather than watching television.
I'm the kind of girl who is considered weird.
I'm the kind of girl who would've let Stupid Edward commit suicide.
I'm the kind of girl who thinks that Stephenie Meyer and all of her little vampires should be charged with first degree murder for the death of good literature.
I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care what you think.
I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care if you care what I think because I don't care what you think, so you needn't care what I think and I don't care.
I'm the kind of girl who plots against fictional characters.
I'm the kind of girl who would scream "Boo!" at a football game and then ask what the bad call was.
I'm the kind of girl who thinks that as you read this, you will laugh and nod and repost.
I'm the kind of girl who believes in equal rights, and doesn't care if I sound cheesy.
I'm the kind of girl who wishes there was a law against stupidity.
I'm the kind of girl who finds what's lost where I already looked.
I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it! -
I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay. -
I have plenty of common sense! I just chose to ignore it. -
Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!! -
if olive oil comes from olives, and sunflower oil comes from sunflower seeds, where does baby oil come from?
-Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them! -
tell the truth and RUN FOR IT -
If everything is going well in my mind then you have overlooked something -
education is important, but school is another matter -
I was normal once. But then I watched Doctor Who -
The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame -
I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.
-When in doubt, make up words
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. -
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver -
One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject -
You know, 1/7 people have fallen of their nut. Look at 6 of your friends, and if they're all good, IT"S YOU! -
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. They spend the second part telling us to sit down and shut-up -
Flying is simple! Just throw your self towards the earth, then miss the ground. -
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out -
Boys are like Slinky's- fun to watch fall down the stairs. -
I'm a news reporter. "What's that" i hear you ask. Well, what I do is firstly say "Good afternoon" then i tell you why my previous greeting was not true. -
When somebody annoys you, it takes up 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and punch the hell outa them. You can do so 10 times and still have 2 muscles to waste! BARGAINBARGAINBARGAIN -
Be insane. Well behaved girls are no fun to read about --
If you can't BEAT them, JOIN them If you can't JOIN them, BRIBE them If you can't BRIBE them, BLACKMAIL them If you can't BLACKMAIL them, KILL them If you can't KILL them, your SCREWED --
had a friend once. Then his rope broke and he ran for it -
I took the less traveled road... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I? -
DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.
-before embarking on revenge, dig 2 graves. That way if someone gets in the way, you can dispose of each body quickly
RANDOMOSITY: The art of being random.
IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!
1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
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