Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
hahaha somewhat used to the system now...
Fave TV shows: Bones, Charmed, CSI (Las Vegas), and many more but i can't think of the name right now ;)
Fave Movies: Twilight Saga (of course...), Iron Man, The Dark Knight (even tho i've only seen half, been meaning to watch the rest hahaha), definitely more but i don't feel like looking up titles (i'm lazy..you'll get over it ;))
Fave Books: Harry Potter, House of Night series, Twilight Saga (again...of course)
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33 Things to do in an Elevator:
23. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
Sarcasm is your mind's natural defence against stupidity.
Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
If you know me, chances are, you hate me.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.
I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.
Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Smile. It confuses people.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"
"The line between confidence and arrogance is thin, the line between arrogance and stupidity even finer." --
Sometimes, I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. In The Face
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
It takes 42 muscles to frown and 28 to smile.. but it only takes 4 to reach out and slap someone. So don't anger me when I feel like being lazy, coz I'll slap you silly!
An apple away keeps the doctor away - if well aimed, that is.
Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick.
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
When in danger, when in doubt - run in circles, scream and shout!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just my best friend. *Huggins*
A woman in danger is a dangerous woman indeed.
Live for nothing or die for something.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
Never argue with an idiot - they'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Courage is not the absence of fear - it is the knowledge that something is more important than fear.
Dream as if you'll live forever and live as if you'll die today.
If at first you don't succeed - destroy all the evidence that you ever tried.
You're my bestest friend in the whole wide world... but if zombies are chasing us - I'm tripping you.
Beginnings are scary, endings are sad, and the middle is all that's left. So don't look too hard for that happily ever after - you might miss the best part.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.
There are many types of people in this world: The ones who can't count and the ones who can count. Which of the three are you?
'Good causes' seem to be quite expensive - especially considering how cheap the bad ones are.
People say I have a short attention span. They are so stup- Hey look, a kitty!
When life offers you a dream so far beyond your imagination, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end.
It's pretty sad when you think about it. That's why I don't.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - I'll get back to you...
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. ~Sam Ewing
No one is listening until you fart.
People who snore always fall asleep first.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. ~H.L. Mencken
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. ~Attributed to Arthur McBride Bloch
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles Schulz
All generalizations are bad. ~R.H. Grenier
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ~William Castle
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. ~Robert Graves
It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. ~Author Unknown
You can't have everything... where would you put it? ~Steven Wright
He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed. ~Harry Kalas, on Garry Maddox, 1981
He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs. ~Torvald Gahlin
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to slam a revolving door.
What does kill you... usually succeeds in the second attempt.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes. -
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. - Paddy O'Dea
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast
Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark ?
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
All generalizations are false, including this one.
If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile
Never let the fear of striking you from playing the game"
Men are like bank accounts.
What you call dog with no legs?
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.
Don't look at me in that tone!
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!
The 10 Commandments of a Teenager!
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
7) Thou shall not skip class.
8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school. (Kiss them outside instead.)
9) Thou shall not worry about tests. (Just cheat on them: better marks.)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (Just leave 'm in the middle.)
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