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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

hahaha somewhat used to the system now...

Fave TV shows: Bones, Charmed, CSI (Las Vegas), and many more but i can't think of the name right now ;)

Fave Movies: Twilight Saga (of course...), Iron Man, The Dark Knight (even tho i've only seen half, been meaning to watch the rest hahaha), definitely more but i don't feel like looking up titles (i'm'll get over it ;))

Fave Books: Harry Potter, House of Night series, Twilight Saga (again...of course)

Fave Characters from:

(can't forget the pranksters) Fred and George

Jasper Hale (XD)
Rosalie Hale (i'm like her in a few ways just not always that mean...)

Aphrodite (she's a trip...)

Brennan (is that how you spell it??)


33 Things to do in an Elevator:
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - And back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

23. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
24. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
25. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
26. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
27. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
28. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift totting.
29. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
30. Tell people that you can see their aura.
31. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
32. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
33. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Sarcasm is your mind's natural defence against stupidity.

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is our way of saying "You can't fire me! I quit!"

If you know me, chances are, you hate me.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.

Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Smile. It confuses people.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"

"The line between confidence and arrogance is thin, the line between arrogance and stupidity even finer." --

Sometimes, I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. In The Face

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

It takes 42 muscles to frown and 28 to smile.. but it only takes 4 to reach out and slap someone. So don't anger me when I feel like being lazy, coz I'll slap you silly!

An apple away keeps the doctor away - if well aimed, that is.

Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick.

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

When in danger, when in doubt - run in circles, scream and shout!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just my best friend. *Huggins*

A woman in danger is a dangerous woman indeed.

Live for nothing or die for something.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

Never argue with an idiot - they'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Courage is not the absence of fear - it is the knowledge that something is more important than fear.

Dream as if you'll live forever and live as if you'll die today.

If at first you don't succeed - destroy all the evidence that you ever tried.

You're my bestest friend in the whole wide world... but if zombies are chasing us - I'm tripping you.

Beginnings are scary, endings are sad, and the middle is all that's left. So don't look too hard for that happily ever after - you might miss the best part.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.

There are many types of people in this world: The ones who can't count and the ones who can count. Which of the three are you?

'Good causes' seem to be quite expensive - especially considering how cheap the bad ones are.

People say I have a short attention span. They are so stup- Hey look, a kitty!

When life offers you a dream so far beyond your imagination, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end.

It's pretty sad when you think about it. That's why I don't.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - I'll get back to you...

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. ~Sam Ewing

No one is listening until you fart.

People who snore always fall asleep first.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. ~H.L. Mencken

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. ~Attributed to Arthur McBride Bloch

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles Schulz

All generalizations are bad. ~R.H. Grenier

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ~William Castle

The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. ~Robert Graves

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. ~Author Unknown

You can't have everything... where would you put it? ~Steven Wright

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed. ~Harry Kalas, on Garry Maddox, 1981

He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs. ~Torvald Gahlin

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to slam a revolving door.

What does kill you... usually succeeds in the second attempt.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes. -

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. - Paddy O'Dea

If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark ?

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

All generalizations are false, including this one.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile

Never let the fear of striking you from playing the game"

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.

Don't look at me in that tone!

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!

The 10 Commandments of a Teenager!

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection.)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the hell would you let yourself get arrested?!)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money.)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)

8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school. (Kiss them outside instead.)

9) Thou shall not worry about tests. (Just cheat on them: better marks.)

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (Just leave 'm in the middle.)

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I'm Always There If You Need Me by ViCtOrIoUsGaL41822 reviews
Tim is still in the hospital and when Savannah gets terribly ill, she turns to John. With him caring for her, will Savannah give their love a 2nd chance or will she ignore her feelings completely. Rated K for language and some sensuality. Plz R&R!
Dear John - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 8/11/2010 - John T., Savannah C.
Red Eyes, Warm Heart by Love's-Sweet-Exile reviews
'Last chance, Riley,' Edward whispered. 'Okay,' Riley replied nervously, stepping forwards and turning his back on Victoria. When Riley chooses the Cullens, his life falls into jeopardy, and only Bella seems able to help him back to his feet. Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,870 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Riley, Bella
Merry Christmas Bella, love Emmett by vampgrl4ever reviews
Bella has no family anymore. Carlisle meets her at work feeling something wasn't right and Emmett steps up to make her christmas the best ever. Merry Christmas! Bella/Emmett REVAMPED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,473 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
When I Said Forever by vinesonwroughtironbars reviews
Esme divorces Carlisle. Edward leaves Bella. 8 years later Bella is in Seattle and publishing a book about her past. Carlisle and his family move to Seattle. Will the pair have their happily ever after? Or will those from the past get in the way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 214,209 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Time Heals by abbymickey24 reviews
Your typical Edward leaves Bella and Alice leaves Jasper, but the whys are different so please give it a chance. Plus B/J won't meet again and fall in love in a day. Will be B/J though. Hum/Vam.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,042 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Past Comes Back To Haunt Us by abbymickey24 reviews
-Sequel to Time Heals- It's been five years since Bella's change and life is back to normal. What happens when someone comes back that no one ever expected could? Can he be stopped peacefully or will it take the ultimate sacrifice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,565 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Impossible by TKD Girl-Bieber Fan 4evar reviews
What happens when a girl who has a dream of meeting Justin Bieber wins a contest for him? He stays at her house. Will the fall for each other? Small town girl and famous Justin Bieber? Impossible... R&R.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,780 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Complete
True Mate by Carlisle's Mate reviews
Set after Bella cliff dives in New Moon. But it is Carlisle who has returned to see if Bella is okay, not Alice, and he has a secret to tell Bella that has been harbouring ever since they met… Two-shot, lemon, Carlisle/Bella pairing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Bella's Heart Song by Carlisle's Mate reviews
Fatally wounded by Victoria, Bella awakens as a newborn vampire. But her new senses allow her to realise that Edward is not the soulmate she thought he was, for her soul sings desperately for another Cullen entirely... Bella & Carlisle pairing. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,858 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Never a Second Thought by NeverLeftBehind reviews
When a regular girl becomes Justin Biebers girlfriend can she handle the stress? or does she snap? R&R : thank you! T just to be never know ;
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010
Losing My Mind by Abbie1212 reviews
Bella lives in Long Beach.Her life is good,simple and uncomplicated.she has the world's perfect big brother Emmett,but what happens when she spends a week up at USC with Emmett - and his roommate Carlisle - and her life isn't so simple anymore? AU AH CxB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,570 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Destiny Awaits by Midnight Seductress reviews
After Twilight. When Alice leaves to find her future, Bella makes a her a promise that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,045 - Reviews: 2576 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Ready and Waiting to Fall by FumansGrl reviews
Millie Reinhardt meets Robert Pattinson when she visits London for a weekend in 2007. When Millie leaves she and Rob manage to keep in contact through e-mails and text messages. They become good friends; in the end will they be ready to admit to the fall?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,441 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009
Dark Moon by ToryTigress92 reviews
Sequel to Breaking Dawn. The Volturi return, the Cullens are destroyed or scattered and Bella must find the strength to save her daughter and learn to live her life without Edward. Carlisle/Bella Alice/Jasper, Nessie/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,521 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - [Bella, Carlisle] [Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob] - Complete
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Edward's Twin reviews
Instead of the normal Twilight I added a character that I think should have been in the original. Cassie is Edward's twin, she's always wanted a new sister. UP FOR ADOPTION Carlisle/OC
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Carlisle
I'll Protect You reviews
A cute little one-shot between Jasper and Bella...don't like that pair then don't have been warned. lol
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete