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Joined 01-28-11, id: 2725574, Profile Updated: 09-29-12
Author has written 9 stories for A Nightmare on Elm Street, Scrubs, Twilight, Hellraiser, Puppet Master, Ben Drowned, and Grudge.

Announcement: I have a Twitter account now! (@HorrorLover777) Yes I've jumped on the bandwagon! XD Anyway, I'll be posting when a certain story gets updated, some sneak peaks, and just random crap! LOL! Follow me if you want to!

I want to announce that I now have a profile on FictionPress.com. I feel like it's time for me to expand and post original material. My user name is ShadowRealm1996. I have a story up! It's called "Chain Letter Madness"! Check it out!

Hi, everybody! This is HorrorLover777!

Over the course of the next few months, I will be working on the following stories

"A New Kind of Hell" (Hellraiser Fanfic)

"Diary of Erin Krueger" (ANOES/Grudge Fanfic)

"Mark of the Wolf" (Twilight Fanfic)

"School for Puppets" (Puppet Master Fanfic)

"BEN Strikes Again" (BEN Drowned Fanfic)

I might also have a few one-shots here and there! See you soon, chow!

If YOU are weird, put this on your profile

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If you have ever tripped over you own feet, put this on your profile

If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible paste this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile.

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If you have ever forgot what you were talking about in a conversation, paste this on your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wanted the character an actor/actress was playing in a movie to die copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

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If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

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If you're completely and utterly obsessed with horror movies/slasher fims/gorey flicks than copy and paste this to your profile

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If you've had dreams about Freddy Krueger but not nightmares the whole time copy and paste this onto your profile

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Girls
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren’t as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they’re amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who’s
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
all girls copy and
paste this to your page.

Stereotypes
Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy (ok, the crazy part may be a bit true...)
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (i am still debating whether i am or not, German i mean)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
i'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-achiever [Hate to break it to ya, but i am an over-achiever]
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (der da der)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (didn't we already go over this?)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. [i don't count Erin, Donald, or Willow as Mary-Sues]
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless (If its a rape case or the mom may die...)
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

I SUPPORT FREDDY X NANCY so I MUST be screwed up in the head. (I really think I am screwed up in the head)

I HATE MARY-SUES so I MUST be one also

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. XD


IF Miley Cyrus were standing on top of the Empire State Building, 94 percent of children and teens would be crying their eyes out. Sign and re-post if you'd be part of the 6 percent yelling "JUMP BITCH JUMP!"


Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1.) Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2.) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3.) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4.) Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6.) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7.) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8.) Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9.) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10.) Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11.) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12.) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13.) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14.) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.)Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16.) when you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"

17.) Go to a random customer and say, "OH, THERE YOU ARE, MOM/DAD!" And hug them.

18.) Hide behind the teddy bears and when children come by, laugh maniacally.

19.) Super glue power tools to the floor and watch the stupid people try to pick them up.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile


7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."


Quotes to upcoming fics


Erin: Now I'm gonna give you the number one more time. The number for 911 is 9-1-Fucking-1

Donald: I can't find the 'fucking' button!

"Diary of Erin Krueger"


Jester: The way I see it, stupidity is currently a big problem in this world. I'm not saying we should kill all of the stupid people, just take the warning label off of everything and let the problem solve itself.

"School for Puppets"

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The Monsters' Club by LJ1983 reviews
In an ordinary club, a not so ordinary group of individuals, some undead, some living toys, some supernatural, are united, not to maim or slash, but to curb their homicidal tendencies, under the watchful and rather beady eye of a certain Cenobite. And what do they do for time whilst they're forbidden to hack away at sexed up, obnoxious teens? Well... A Horror icon Crossover Parody.
Crossover - Movie X-overs & Hellraiser - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 77 - Words: 280,933 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Kirsty, Pinhead
How to Annoy the Cenobites by KahnShao reviews
Kirsty is bored so she finds out ways to annoy the cenobites. What will they do when their patience wears out?
Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,972 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kirsty
A Bazillion Ways Peeta Could Have Died by Nareya reviews
Peeta's a great guy. But sometimes, we get a bit frustrated with him. And then we blow him up. And run him over with trains. And let him get eaten by squirrels and the like...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,011 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Peeta M. - Complete
The Hunter Of Forks by lilliangreene reviews
April DeLoine is stuck fighting vampires for eternity. As the years go by, so does her will to live. Will all that change when she is to fight an army of newborns to protect one very special human? Contains violence and some romance. Set in Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011
Shhhhhh by AlexTheHeretic reviews
Shhhh... Just go to sleep...
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Complete
JTHM Randomness! by Alan-And-Nightmare reviews
Come join the whole JTHM cast for a whole bunch of randomness! Rated M for language, and Micheal Jackson. Please Review!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Johnny C., Edgar V.
Demons and Netflix by IzzyandDesRoxSox reviews
Our Cenobites friends have all gathered- along with Joey, Elliot, and their baby son- at Kirsty's house for a nonsense occasion when suddenly they discover something behind the newly set-up Wii. A place called Netflix and some movies called 'Hellraiser'..
Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,565 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Kirsty, Pinhead
Dora The Homicidal Maniac by Heavenly Hooves reviews
O o I know what you're thinking,it's better than that, I promise. Johnny learns about the horrorible idiot known as Dora. Please review! xD
Crossover - Dora the Explorer & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Johnny C. - Complete
The puppet's react to by Slowth kun reviews
Sorry for the crappyness DX I have alot of unfinished fanfics so to keep ya'll busy for the while I'm putting up quick, random, funny stories just for you guys! enjoy :D rated T for mild mature content
Puppet Master - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011
The Three Demigods: The Lost Gods by lilliangreene reviews
Ademia, Maygan and Rachel are best friends who are more alike then they know. They are demigods. When they reach Camp Half-Blood, they accept a quest to save their parents, and cause more trouble than imagined.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011
Outcast by Team.Werewolves.Forever reviews
Renesmee is a "freak" compared to her "normal" high school classmates, can a new friend help her see differently of her self? Or will her new Spanish teacher show her that she's the right kind of perfect. AU *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,841 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Expirements by lilliangreene reviews
Willow and Kennedy get separated by an avalanche in the Himalayas. Kennedy is taken to Volterra and becomes apart of the Voturi. Her first mission. Destroying Reneesme Cullen.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,951 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Kennedy, Seth
Neil's Worst Nightmare! by IzzyandDesRoxSox reviews
AU parody take on Francy. Neil and the gang fall asleep..only to find Nancy and Freddy IN LOVE! Is this nightmare of corny, cliché romantic songs and quotes shared between the two something real? Has everyone lost their minds! R&R!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Freddy K., Nancy T. - Complete
Saving The Day, After My Smoking Break by Type Unique Pen Name Here reviews
Jerk boyfriend dead, cops covering things up, and weird crap happening, Gibb just wants to drink her problems away. But when another friend dies, Gibb realizes she has to step up and save the day, er, night. She's going to need a lot of smokes. FvJ fic.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,658 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010
The Shapes that Fire can Make by Two Parhelia reviews
I opened my mouth and cried for you. That was the first time that I did something so you wouldn't have to, that I faced one of your two worlds so you could hide behind my skirt and be spared the pain. Inspired by the remake. I don't own NOES.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 38,488 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010
Hell of Rock by IzzyandDesRoxSox reviews
In an attempt to take down Kirsty Cotton, Pinhead has come up with the supposedly best idea ever. The plan to take her out? Fool her. How? As complicated as it may seem, all it takes is three words. Start. A. Band. With humorous consequences...
Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,612 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Kirsty, Pinhead
7 Days YeahOkayMy Version Of The Ring by omgitskeke reviews
this is what happens when my cousin and i watch the ring and have nothing better to do
Ring, 2002 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Complete
Hellraiser: The Humor Drabbles by IzzyandDesRoxSox reviews
Hilarious OOC drabbles we all know would never happen...right? #7: Our Cenobites have taken up to Kirsty's offer and go to the beach. WARNING: Includes Pinhead's out of style-swim-suit, Butterball's inability to swim, unexpected proposal, drunk Pistonhead
Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,288 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Pinhead, Kirsty
Dangerous Kind by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
Set during movie 3. Freddy tries to possess Nancy, but she has too strong of will, while the two are stuck together the others Elm street children and doctor Gordon must find a way to save her, but what happens when they start to get along? Freddy/Nancy
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,779 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
Animal I Have Become by HelloKrueger reviews
What happens when the last of Elm Street's living; Nancy and Quentin, stop truly living? After threats vanish into thin air, only secrets are left. Will Nancy's allow her humanity to remain? Or will Freddy turn her into the animal she's bound to become?
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2011
Lilly's Story by lilliangreene reviews
Lilly runs away to the United States and meets Garret, who makes her a vampire. Desperate, she seeks out the Cullens to learn their secret to hunting and not hurting humans. There, she finds the love of her life, Seth
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Complete
Cornholio by Charles Xavier reviews
A drabble I wrote from too much boredom. A parody to 'Alejandro' by Lady Gaga.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
A Pop Princess' Nightmare by XxCelina-MariexX reviews
What happens when Miley Cyrus dreams of the Dream Demon? if you love miley to death don't read! If you love Freddy killing people then, if you want, read! One-shot! Might rewrite!
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Puppet Master: Don't Mess With A Toulon by Volt Storm reviews
Robert Toulon's daughter is the most important thing to him. When someone hurts her he decides to use his family "inheritance" to fix the problem. One-Shot Based on Puppet Master Vs. Demonic Toys
Puppet Master - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
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BEN Strikes Again reviews
Harlem is a 15 year old boy with a great life ahead of him. But when his friend downloads Jadusable's videos, he will uncover many secrets. Not just of BEN's past, but his own as well.
Ben Drowned - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - BEN (entity)
Mark of the Wolf reviews
Seth must train a new wolf in town when an enemy pack comes to La Push.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Seth
School for Puppets reviews
After enrolling Blade, Jester, and Six Shooter into a school for puppets, Robert and Alex Toulon are forced to move closer. What will happen in these crazy adventures for Robert, Alex, and the puppets?
Puppet Master - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011
A New Kind of Hell reviews
AU to "Hellbound: Hellraiser II." What might have happened if the cenobites did survive Channards wrath. What if they had to come with Kirsty and Tiffany to find out more about themselves. How will they take it? Will they all go insane? Read to find out!
Hellraiser - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Pinhead, Kirsty
The Diary of Erin Krueger reviews
Set four years after "Freddy's Redemption." Erin get's a diary for her 7th birthday and writes about personal memories and how she feels about the world.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Grudge - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 4/14/2011
Freddy's Redemption reviews
Sequel to "Takeo's Nightmare Land." Can Freddy and Nancy balance marriage and kids along with trying to defeat Akki? Rated "M" for future content.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Grudge - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 29,935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Complete
Boys Will Steal Your Car reviews
What happens when Freddy and Quentin take Nancy's new car for a "joyride?" One-shot. Based on the 2010 remake. I do not own ANOES.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
My Baby Trouble
Things go upside down for J.D. when he is asked to babysit for Turk and Carla, and The Janitor decides to ruin his moment.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,880 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - John D./J.D., Janitor - Complete
Takeo's Nightmare Land reviews
When Takeo is accidentally brought back to life by Lisa, Toshio will need the help from different people to stop him. Toshio x Rose and Freddy x Nancy::COMPLETE:: and there WILL be a sequel!
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Grudge - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,108 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Complete