DasherThePrancingDancer
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Author has written 5 stories for Glee.

About Me:

I'm known by friends and family as Dasher. I think it's cute, so I don't mind it. I'm a 20 year old gay male from the beautiful country of New Zealand, though I now live, work and play in Australia. Western Australia to be more specific, but that's as specific as I'm gon' give you LOL.

Family has and always will be the most important thing to me. I com from a huge family and we're all very close. Disgustingly close, actually :P Part of why we're all so close is because we're all honest, loyal and open-minded and accepting people. I know that I'm blessed with such an amazing family, so I never ever take any of them for granted. We talk, we fight, we argue, but we never let that get in the way of our love for each other.

I consider myself a very creative person, and love expressing myself through different means. I sing, which I'm actually really good at. My mind is like an iPod always on shuffle, and I will sing and dance wherever I am, whenever the mood strikes. And the mood strikes OFTEN, believe me :P My voice has been likened to that of a certain cute former boyband member known by millions as Kevin McHale! Music is such a large part of my life, and I'm grateful for it. Any type of music, whichever genre, has the ability to move and connect and touch so many people in many different ways.

I also dance, and did train all during High School. I'm not the best dancer by far, but I love the freedom and thrill that it provides. I haven't completed with my dancing since I was 16, but still can get down with the get down! The beauty and majesty that dance and dancers (hot Asian dancers by the name of Harry Shum Jnr!) move me just as much as music does.

Fashion and design are always a passion of mine. I can't draw or sketch to save myself, but I have great vision and the things that I mentally design usually come out looking and feeling just as I had imagined. I'm more so into interior design and furniture creation now, but am studying fashion design and pattern-making. But really, all design falls under the same large umbrella. And it helps to be able to have a hand in every basket, so to speak.

Writing is yet again, another hobby I enjoy. The ability to create worlds of locations and characters is simply amazing. You can lose yourself in words and phrases of a good book or story. Transport yourself to another world right in the comfort of wherever it is that you're reading.

Glee!

I'm scarily obsessed with Glee. I have every CD and DVD they have ever put out. I've been known to buy a magazine or two whenever one of the cast members are in it. And I often wish I were American just to be able to watch the show whenever it first airs there! I'm also super pissed that they didn't come down under for the tour, and a Uni student with an alcohol problem just can't afford to be flying everywhere to see it.

Though not always consistent with the storylines, it still manages to bring a wide smile to my face whenever I hear or see anything Glee-related. The comedic genius and amazing one-liners coupled with the joy of song and dance never fails to draw me in, and ultimately I'm able to see Glee for what it is; AWESOMESAUCE!

Having said that, I do know that there are problems with teh show. It seemed like during season 2, the writers always hit a reset button after every episode, as if nothing from the previous episode happened. It was extremely frustrating! This season 3 is shaping up to be a great one though, and it seems that the new staff of writers have really stepped they game up and remedied what was wrong with the show in the second season. We're getting more plot development and more character interaction and development, within it having to compromise on amazing musical numbers. It's win/win/win!

My second favourite character by far is Miss. Brittany S.Pierce! Brittany brings the funny every time, and always has me in stitches, but then she can turn around and throw down her dancing and I'm the first on my feet rooting that girl on! She's beautiful, hilarious and can ove like nobodies bussiness. Almost enough to make this gay boy wanna switch teams...almost...

But then I see Cory Montieth, Matthew Morrison, Darren Criss, Mark Salling, Kevin McHale, Harry Shum Jnr, Chris Colfer and of course Mr. Chord Overstreet! int they just a whole bunch of pretty?! And yes, I listed them from attractiveness, Cory being the least (though still very!) attractive to me, while Mr. Overstreet is just out-of-this-world hotness!

And then there;s my most favourite characters, which is, of course, Mr. Kurt Elizabeth Hummel! Not just because Chris Colfer kills it in the acting department (he was robbed of them Emmy's!) but because the character is so deeply me that I couldn't not love him. Seriously, it's like the writers took me and transplanted it into Kurt's character. There are so many parallels between us that I'm not even going to name them. He brings me to tears, makes me laugh, makes me cringe at times and usually all within the same episode! I love Chris Colfer dearly for bringing Kurt to life. And I will always love and hold Kurt dear to my heart. We fierce bitches gots ta stick together, after all :P

All hail Fanfiction.net!

In a weak bid to limit myself on this amazing site, I have rules. First, I only ever read in the Glee fandom. My home-fandom if you will. There are exceptions, such as if a friend or a loyal reviewer asks of me to read their fic then I will gladly check their work out. Mostly though, I keep in my home-fandom and very rarily stray. My second rule is that I only ever read Kurt-centric fics. Again, there are those exceptions, but for the most part it's Kurt's way or the highway!

Even then, being the the Glee fandom and only reading Kurt-centric stories, I have further limitations. And those limitations usually revolve around Shipping.

Sam and Kurt are my OTP. They are the peanut butter to my jelly, the Dolce to my Gabbana, the Oprah to my Gayle. I fell in love with them during the hiatus between season 1 and season 2 when Ryan Murphy promised us that Kurt would get a boyfriend, will be popular and together they'd be the power couple of McKinley High School. Then Jane Lynch let slip the identity of said boyfriend to Kurt, and I think that's when Ryan went into panic mode and changed things up! He shipped off Sam to Quinn, subsequenly leading to Kurt being bullied more, having to leave McKinley and go to some disambiguous private school who apparently have no teachers, and meet Blaine. I held out hope that Sam was at least Bisexual when he got together with Quinn, and I still hold that hope. But even if it doesn't happen in canon, it does happen here on this site, so it's all good.

Besides, my headcanon totally dictates that Sam and Kurt meet up in their college years, fall madly in love with each other then and live happily ever after in pure Hevans!

Having announced my love for Hevans, I must admit that I'm a whore, and ship Kurt with anyone. He deserves love, and why shouldn't he have as much relationships as canon characters such as Rachel or Finn or Puck? Kurt and Puck? HOT! Kurt and Matt? Awesome! Kurt and Santana? Two bitches, One Bed! Kurt and Mike? Fred and Ginger epicness! Kurt and Me? Oh, did I say that out loud? My bad...Kurt and Karofsky are the only pairing I will never ever read ever! Just...no!

I don't ship Klaine, however. Don't get me wrong, I love Darren Criss. He's a fantastic performer, and a great guy from the interviews and stuff that I've seen of him. I'm a huge AVPM/AVPS fan and can recite those shows like a boss. But i am not too fond of Blaine. He's too...not good enough for Kurt. The writers gave Kurt and Blaine the runaround for so long. First he was obliviously flirting with our male diva, then he was just plain oblivious come Silly Love Songs. Some alcohol made him question his sexuality, something that he was so sure of when he was first introduced. A confident gay teen questioning everything you've known about yourself after a few beers? What a light-weight! Then finally falling for Kurt after his bird dies? *gives side eye*. The Kliss was cute and all, and I'm glad Kurt finally got his man, but it's just not my thing.

With that in mind, I will always treat their canon relationship with respect. In my stories, Kurt always loves Blaine, as does Blaine Kurt. I will always have that kinship between the two characters, even though Kurt will be paired with another character. Because I respect the writers and love that Kurt is happy with the boy he longed for for so long, it's the least I can do since I don't ship them two.

Herein lays the limitations with which I choose potential reading material on this site. I very rarely read Klaine fics. It has to e really good for me to bother reading it. And side=pairings are instrumental to whether I'll read it too, sadly. I loath it when stories have every male character in a slash pairing. I don't even know why I dislike it so much. Perhaps it's because of my thinking that if a guy doesn't want Kurt then he sure as hell doesn't want any other dude. It's completely irrational and stoopid, but that's how I feel LOL. Even if the side pairing in only mentioned in passing, it can really put me off of the fic.I have issues, I know!

Everyone's tastes are different, and that's a good thing. I completely respect everyone's personal opinions and tastes, as I demand the same level of respect. To each one their own.

My Fics:

The Second Life Of Kurt Hummel - This was my first story and I didn't know where the hell I was going to go with it when I started it. I had an idea for a Vampire story and had written the first chapter to post over on FictionPress, but decided i'd change the characters around to fit Glee. I now know where I'm taking it, and it scares me because I feel like it;s going to be one long-ass story. It'll involve some family secrets, a battle between good and evil, and a fair share amount of Puck and Kurt smut. Show me your teeth baby!

As of October 06, 2011-

Chapters: 10

Words: 51,810

Reviews: 74

Afternoon Delight - Stupid title, right? It was the song I was listening to while writing the first chapter, and I was too lazy to come up with something else. Anyway, this story was basically an excuse for me to get my smut on. I wanted to write some hot sex scenes involving my OTP and write some kink stuff in there since this site is lacking in fetish fics. It also incorporates a few of my own personal experiences. I'm personally proud of he story, since two or my three favourite authors have read and liked it. Dear Near Scary and gleefulmusings seem to be into it, and that makes me extremely glad! And who doesn;t love some Kurt/Sam fucking? Like the song that inspired the title of the fic says, "Thinking of you is working up my appetite", that's exactly what those two do to me.

As of October 06, 2011-

Chapters: 6

Words: 25,100

Reviews: 32

No Ordinary Glee Club - I love the superpowered!Glee Club fics and wanted to write my own, but couldn't think of a good enough origin arc until I saw No Ordinary Family. Everything clicked in my head and I jumped on the bandwagon and posted it as a semi-cross-over with that show and Glee. Some characters from NOF will be introduced later on, notably Katie and JJ. I also wanted to re-introduce Matt and thought what better way to do that by hooking him up with kurt. Not much is known about Matt, and since he left the show, he's pretty much an OC really, so I'm able to give him my own characteristics. I was also wanting to explore the canon couples, especially Santana and Brittany. And because Hevans is my OTP, Sam will be Kurt's close friend in this story, like he should be in the show! It hasn't seemed to have gotten the reception I thought it would, and it's easily the least popular story of mine, but I like it and I enjoy writing it.

As of October 06, 2011-

Chapters: 6

Words: 30,716

Reviews: 27

Elizabeth - I'm completely overwhelmed y the response this fic has gotten! It started off as just an idea I received after talking to a friend of mine whose mother had kicked her out when she had come-out as a lesbian when she was younger. I thought it'd be interesting to see what Burt and Kurt's relationship would be like if something like that had happened to them. It was also my first foray into Hurt/Comfort, because I sure as hell couldn't pull off angst! I enjoy writing it and hope everyone enjoys reading it.

As of October 06, 2011:

Chapters: 4

Words: 14,510

Reviews: 36

Honey And Nut Meg - A little one-shot that I came up with after visiting my brother on his birthday. We've always had a great relationship and after leaving his house that day I felt compelled to writ something family.brotherly oriented. And I thinks it's interesting that Kurt and Finn are now brothers and wanted to delve into their new relationship. Honey and Nut=meh milk is actually almost always present during family discussions in my family. That or alcohol, but meh LOL. I'm quite proud of this little drabble :)

Chapters: 1

Words: 4520

Reviews: 9

If you're reading this, you're awesome! Thanks for checking out my page. Why don't you send me a PM, or check out my stories and review? Let's talk, it's one of my favourite things to do! I love hearing from my readers, it makes me feel special LOL.

Peace, Love and all that good stuff!

xoxox

Dasher, thee prancing dancer.

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Paragon of Kings by nerdyblammer reviews
AU. Sam is the loyal slave of Prince Kurt Hummel, heir to the Western Kingdom. Soon, they find themselves at the mercy of Blaine Anderson and his band of barbarians east of the Great Divide. Kidnapping. Murder. Magic. War. Death.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,875 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Kurt H., Sam E.
Entropy by blocked-in reviews
The universe prefers to proceed toward disorder, a state known as entropy. Kurt liked order. His life had a very strict order to it. Until an old acquaintance stepped back into his life and taught him the importance of disorder; taught him that chaos could be worth it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
The Gloaming by gleefulmusings reviews
The Twilight, that time when the world and its gods will fall, is coming. Kurt Hummel, cousin of the Charmed Ones, has a destiny to fulfill and, with his coven at his side, will lead his friends and family against the end of the world. An Angel/Buffy/Charmed/Glee/Supernatural Extravaganza.
Crossover - Charmed & Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 69,522 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Prue H., Kurt H., Santana L., Brittany P.
Melt the Frozen Heart by Izzie Jackson reviews
No this couldn't be happening. He clutched her close and looked out beyond the blizzard. "Help, somebody!" he cried out and then looked down at his baby sister, watched her skin pale and he felt tears start to string his eyes. "Anybody," he tried again, his voice breaking as he planted another kiss to her hair. "Help us."
Crossover - Glee & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/11 - Kurt H., Brittany P., The Evil Queen/Regina M., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Electric Shock by inkbender reviews
Some children are born smart or beautiful; seventeen were born electric. Now the company that created them is taking them, one by one, away from their families - but for what purpose? ON HIATUS.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 83,991 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Wes
Howl by A Darker Heaven reviews
Kurt Hummel is a young werewolf just trying to survive high school. As the son of the pack leader and a gifted male capable of bearing children, he is coveted by the other werewolf boys. However, it is the human, Puck, who is there in his time of need.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,769 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Breathtaking by RazzleJazzle21 reviews
Sometimes when one door closes. Another one opens. It was hard for Kurt to believe he would ever find anyone after Blaine...let alone someone like Adam, but he's never be more grateful to have been proved wrong. This is a story about finding true love when you thought all hope was lost because in the end? Everything happens for a reason. NOT BLAINE FRIENDLY. Sebkurtana Friendship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,120 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Kurt H., Adam
Kurt's Spa Day by vcg73 reviews
Kurt is stressed (Because seriously, who has more cause to be?) so Rachel, Santana and Adam decide to remedy the situation in their own way. Story is set some time around Season 4's "Lights Out" but may be considered AU. - Rating changed to M for the last chapter. If you object to Kadam!Sexytimes, just read through Ch 3 and pretend the story ended there!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,727 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Kurt H., Adam, Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
Metamorphosis by gleefulmusings reviews
A Second Season AU in which a very different Kurt returns to McKinley after a summer abroad. New Directions is thrown by this calm, confident, and happy Kurt, and his new attitude threatens his relationships with some of his closest friends. Surprise crossover after chapter ten.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 197,027 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E., Santana L., Artie A.
Sweet Porcelain by jono74656 reviews
A series of one-shots based on my own prompts collected while watching seasons one and two of Glee. All Kurt-centric. Multiple pairings, will range from fluff to smut. Updated 7/3/13 with a bromantic Furt Theatricality AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 80,803 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Kurt H.
Rescue Mission by MDemagogue reviews
Can the villainous Llamanators designs on The Blonde Chameleon and the Pucker-Man come to fruition? Read and find out, and then review.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Shattered by gleefulmusings reviews
Kurt wakes up in his bedroom with no memory of his new family, his boyfriend, or the last three years. A Second Season AU with total disregard for canon, because canon sucks.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,432 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Kurt H., Santana L.
City of Starlight by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
Kurt finds more than bright lights and music in New York City. One-shot. AN: This rather got away from me…
Crossover - Glee & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Kurt H. - Complete
A Whole New World by AirNationOracle reviews
Kurt, now un-partnered for the duets competition, sings his heart out and hopes his choice expresses everything he wants to say. Slight S2!AU, canon/fanon blend of 2x04 "Duets"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Runs in the Family by gleefulmusings reviews
Kurt has a rather interesting extended family, and this series of one-shots details his interactions with them. Will feature crossovers with The Closer, The Mentalist, Warehouse 13, Bones, Law & Order: SVU, Medium, Ghost Whisperer, and others. Psychic!Kurt. Please read the author's note of the first chapter.
Crossover - Closer & Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,533 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Brenda L.J., Kurt H.
Fashion! by jono74656 reviews
Kurt goes for an interview for a summer internship with the fashion designer Edna Mode, aka 'E'. Short Glee/Incredibles crossover ficlet.
Crossover - Incredibles & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Edna Mode, Kurt H. - Complete
What Are Friends For? by AirNationOracle reviews
An unexpected moment creates a surprise friendship; Glee/Pokémon crossover. Just some mindless Hevans fluff
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Power Ball by The Moron Scribe reviews
All Sam wants for his 18th birthday is Kurt. When the two best friends win the lottery together and move to New York, he wonders if he'll finally get what he wants this year. Because Sam is tired of Sebastian Smythe being his only option...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,070 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Nooks and Crannies aka it's going to be okay by HappyValentina reviews
A peek in-between into the Hummel-Hudson household and all of its current residents. Chapter 10 is Blaine's p.o.v, set after "Goodbye". Features Klaine, brotherly Furt, Kum friendship, Blam friendship, Puckurt friendship, etc...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,359 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - New Directions - Complete
Scenes from a Life: Kurt Hummel by vcg73 reviews
This is a collection of individual Kurt-centric short stories, each based on a 1 word prompt. Family - Friendship - Romance . . . honestly there's a little bit of everything. There were originally going to be 30 short stories. I ended with 26 before I ran out of ideas, so if anyone wishes to prompt me for "letters", "promise", "simple" or "future", feel free.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,721 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Kurt H., New Directions - Complete
United States of Kurt by CountingCrow16 reviews
Something traumatic happened to Kurt as a child. The only problem is, he has no recollection of what happened and whatever it was caused him to develop multiple personalities to cope. DID:Kurt. Klaine/Niff. Cover art created by paperstylehearts. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 133,737 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What Kind of Friends Are You? by stacieneversleeps reviews
Sam's not the sharpest crayon in the box, but when when he finally realises how the other guys treat Kurt, he doesn't let them get away with it. Kurt's everything to him. He isn't about to let some assholes hurt his baby.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
The Boys of Summer by MoreThanTonight reviews
A camera. A jacket pin. A phone. Lemon balm leaves. A bottle cap. A box of condoms. A bottle of sleeping pills. On the last days of summer before college, Sebastian remembers the most eventful summer of his life and the items related to it. Kurtbastian.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,133 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
Unchained Melody by jono74656 reviews
Kurt is leaving Dalton for McKinley. The Warblers say their own 'special' farewell, and Kurt has a special guest. Third and final part of the Warbler Orgy Trilogy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
My Mirror Speaks by erisgregory reviews
Chris Colfer is comfortable in his world until someone comes along and changes the status quo. RPF Chris/Damian.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,125 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Kurt H., Rory F. - Complete
The Twists of Fate by Yminga reviews
Or the five ways Kurt and Sam could have gotten better acquainted but didn't, and the one way they did.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,435 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Sweet Treat by AirNationOracle reviews
Sam and Kurt find themselves enjoying a little frozen goodness.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
A Blunt Question by StormsInNeverland reviews
Cooper Anderson is a therapist who volunteered for the Trevor Project, until one night he fears he failed to save a struggling boy named Kurt, and steps down. One day he meets Blaine's boyfriend, and dares to ask a blunt question.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cooper A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Just Wanted a Kiss by AirNationOracle reviews
An unexpected but welcome moment can sometimes come at the oddest of times. Slight scene rewrite for 2x04 "Duets."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
He Sounds Like a Drag by obsessivecompulsivereadr reviews
One day. One day Kurt would learn to think before he speaks... or sings.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 117,814 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Goin' for It by AirNationOracle reviews
Season 2 AU. Sometimes in life you see something or someone you want and you just gotta go for it. That's exactly what Kurt Hummel did. T for now but check later chapters, ratings will go up.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,817 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E.
Springboard by MDemagogue reviews
Sam and Kurt's self-confidence are shot. Cue the inevitable. Written as a prompt suggested by Jono74656
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
Christmas Knitting by ChrisColferstreet reviews
As Christmas draws near, Sam finds out that there is a certain sweater that Kurt has been lusting after. Sam decides that this is the perfect Christmas gift for Kurt—until he sees how much the sweater costs. Luckily, Grandma Evans is always there to help.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Pretend by AirNationOracle reviews
On a typical lonely night, two Daltonites seek out each other's love, love reserved for different people.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Jeff, Kurt H. - Complete
The Quarter Quell by NicNak911 reviews
Kurt and Blaine from District 7 are forced into the Hunger Games during the first Quarter Quell.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,567 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Kurt H.
Fake Blondes Have More Fun by AirNationOracle reviews
Jeff Sterling has a common interest with Sam Evans: Kurt Hummel. Kurt loves Sam, Jeff really likes Kurt; what's a pair of blondes to do? Set between 2x08 "Furt" and 2x09 "Special Education". AU. Jeff/Kurt/Sam
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,884 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Kurt meet Kurt by Blackpantherwolf reviews
What happens when a blue, fuzzy German mutant meets the gay, spunky and out-spoken outcast of Lima, OH?
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Kurt H. - Complete
Let Me Hear Your Body Talk by jono74656 reviews
Christmas Gift fic for Geniatheparadox and Dashertheprancingdancer. Bad Reputation AU where all the guys go bi-curious for Kurt in a skirt. Kartie, Kinn, Katt, Chummel, St Hummel and Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kurt H., New Directions - Complete
Remember Me by FifiDoll reviews
Rory doesn't believe that someone can change the past. His grumpy teacher is out to prove him wrong, and Rory finds himself faced with the challenge of going back to 2011 and getting his parents back together.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,993 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E.
Unsolicited Advice by YourFairyGodfather reviews
Or, "5 Times Where Kurt Hummel Got His Diva On In Public." Chapter Five: Kurt puts his natural gifts of fabulous taste and public correction to work on a grand scale, and finds himself in need of emergency backup.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,895 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Private Dance by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Hevans smut. Kurt treats Sam to, well... a private dance. Hey, at least my fics have titles now. Stop looking at me like that.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
In EightPart Harmony by jono74656 reviews
When Blaine is away, the Warblers, and Kurt, will play. Prompt fic written for Dashertheprancingdancer First story in the Warbler Orgy Trilogy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Thinking of You by Otaku786 reviews
Every one of Kurt's crushes started with a dream.First Finn,and you know how that ended,then Blaine,which is actually working out.But suddenly he's dreaming about a Mohawk...which probably won't end well for anyone. -Puckurt,set after "New York"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Damned If You Do by heystella reviews
Armed with his family's grimoire, Blaine is determined to rid the human race of its suffering - but then the world starts to change in ways he didn't expect, and the love of his life starts to drift further and further away. Dark!witch!Blaine AU. discont.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
How Things Work by Crawler reviews
It's hard to be both a Cheerio and a Gleek at WHMS, especially if you're a guy, but Kurt wasn't expecting the year to be like this... Kurt/Sam, eventual Kurt/Puck
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,389 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Everything That Counts by Samish reviews
Kurt Hummel has plenty of great friends, but after he is attacked, he finds the most comfort in the arms of someone unexpected. Post Mash-Up. Rape, eventual Puck/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,257 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Kurt H., Puck
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No Ordinary Glee Club reviews
After surviving a plane crash, Kurt and his friends all discover they have inherited extraordinary abilities. How will they handle their new,not-so-ordinary life when a threat that's close to home wants to destroy them? Glee/No Ordinary Family crossover.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,692 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Kurt H., Matt R.
Elizabeth reviews
When Kurt is 15, he comes out to his father. Burt is unaccepting, and Kurt is forced to leave home. After 9 years apart, can this father/son duo reconnect and repair the ties that have long been severed from each other? Very much AU. Semi-futurefic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,739 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H.
Afternoon Delight reviews
A major smut fic! Kurt and Sam, in love and adventurous in their love for each other. Set in an AU version of both season 1 and 2, Afternoon Delight is simply an excuse for me to write shameless smut! Vague and generic plot, but juicy sex scenes galore!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,402 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E.
Honey And Nut Meg reviews
Kurt and Finn have a heart-felt conversation over a mug of warm Honey and Nut-Meg milk. Finn wanted to know why Kurt ever crushed on him, since they barely have anything in common. He learns a lot from his brother, opening his eyes to some hard truths.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
The Second Life Of Kurt Hummel reviews
Kurt walks into McKinley High after a 2 week absence. He's more confident, stronger than ever and has an insatiable lust for blood and revenge! The Second Life Of Kurt Hummel sees our favorite male diva traverse his new life as a Vampyre. AU set after NBK
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,389 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Kurt H., Puck