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Joined 01-29-11, id: 2726054, Profile Updated: 01-30-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

So give me black light.
So give me hot knives.
On a dance floor
no one tells time.

Oh, I've made love.
Yeah, I've been fucked.
So what?

I'm a cartoon.
You're a full moon.
Let's stay up.

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Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6486 - Favs: 5,604 - Follows: 3,477 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Scream, I Scream by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 148 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chocolate Kisses and Robinhood's Barn by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
Edward Cullen does not take risks. It's not in his nature to drive cross-country on a spur of the moment invitation or make love to a girl after being with her merely a week. And yet, that's exactly what he does. Because Bella Swan is worth it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tines by PortiaKhalo reviews
His hands smelled like grapefruits, and he was going to teach me a lesson. My entry for the For The Sake of OJWard Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,545 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oceanic by Rochelle Allison reviews
Waterbeds can be sexy. Who knew? Edward and Bella, best friends to more-than-friends. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Let's Get Heavy reviews
Best friends Bella and Edward have shared most of their firsts: first drink, first cigarette, first kiss. Now they're ready to add another first to that list. Rated for drug use.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Sticky Situation reviews
Written for the Fic-A-Pic contest. For Bella Swan, there's nothing worse than working the Hallmark Store the day before Valentine's Day. It's up to her boyfriend to convince her that the holiday's not all bad. Superfluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete