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Author has written 3 stories for 39 Clues.

name: You don't need to know

age: 10-15

favorite color: black and jade

Favorite books: the 39 clues, kingdom keepers, the Missing series, Left behind the kids, Mandie books, Every Soul a Star, Skeleton Creek, Runaway Twin, The Safe- Keepers Secret, The Crutchfield Hall, Deep and Dark and Dangerous, All the Lovely Bad Ones, Stolen Children, One Soul a Star, Call Me Mrs. Miracle, The Secret Carden, Among the Betrayed, Undercurrnets, The Ghost Beneath Our Feet, Avalon High, The Ghost of Fossil Glen, The Ghost and Mrs. Hobbs, The Ghost of Cutler Creek, The Ghost of Poplar Point, Once Upon a Marigold, Twice Upon a Marigold, The Red Umbrella, Lemonade Mouth.

Favorite Songs: Undo It- Carrie Undrewood, Sick of You- Selena Gomaz, My Immortal- Evancence, Always Remember- Miley Cyris, Taking Over Me- Evancence, Two Worlds Collide- Demi Lovato, Keep Holding On- Avril Lavgine, So Yesterday- Hilary Duff, Open Eyes- Debby Ryan, Firework- Katy Perry, Colors of the Wind- Pochahontes, Kiss the Girl- Ashley Tistale, I'd Lie- Taylor Swift, Hot n' Cold- Katy Perry, This is My Time- Raven Symone, Remember December- Demi Lovato, Falling Down- Selena Gomaz, Miss You- Miley Cyrus, Beat of My Heart- Hilary Duff, Freak the Freak Out- Victoria Justice, Skater Boy- Avril Lavgine, Gotta Go My Own Way- Vanessa Hungens-Zac Efron, Wouldn't Change a Thing- Demi Lovato- Joe Jonas, Somebody- Bridgit Mendler, The Call- Chronicles of Narnia Prince Caspian.

Favorite Movies: Chronicles of Narnia, 16 Wishes, Pochahontes, Mulan, The Last Airbender, Princess Protection Plan, Alians in the Attic, Call Me Mrs. Miracle, Raise Your Voice, 8 Below, Avalon High, City of Ember, Tangled, Sarah Lanson and the Paranormal Hour, Mandie movies, Game Plan, Legally Blondes, The Lizzy Mguire Movie, Yogi Bear, Sorcere's Apprentice, The Secret Garden, Back to the Secret Garden.

Favorite Shows: Wizards of Waverly Place, House of Anubis, Victorous, Good Luck Charlie, Sweet Life On Deck, Avatar the Last Airbender.

Favorite Pairings: Vicki/Judd, Shelly/Conrad- Left Behind the kids, Ian/Amy, Sinead/Hamilton, Dan/Natalie- The39Clues, Nina/ Fabian, Patricia/ Jerome, Amber/Alphie- House of Anubis, Toph/Aang, Katara/Zuko, Sokka/Suki- Avatar: The Last Airbender, Allie/Jack- Every Soul a Star, Willa/Phliby, Finn/Amanda- Kingdom Keepers,Chip/Katherine, Jonah/Andrea- The Missing series, Mandie/Joe- Mandie Movies and Books.

You know you're a 39 Clues fan when...

You are one-hundred percent sure that Kurt is a Vesper spy

You stay awake at night wondering if Shep is still in jail

You cried (or at least felt like it) when Irina died

You've read all the books at least four times... and they still aren't old

You wish Ian and Amy would just make up already!

You read a certain book series, listened to a certain music genre and/or watched a certain TV show, just because one of the characters liked it

Whenever you see something suspicious, you claim it's a Lucian spy sent to kill you (Or a different branch if you are a Lucian)

You've read nearly every FanFiction on the 39 Clues fandom

You've dreamed about 39 Clues once... or twice... or more...

One of your favorite numbers is 39, 7, 5 or 19 (39 because... well duh. 7 for how many teams are in the series. 5 for how many Cahill branches there are. 19 for how many main characters there are)

Anytime someone talks about someone famous like George Washington, you're always telling them what Cahill branch they're from (George Washington's a Tomas)

Whenever you see a famous guy like Benjamin Rush or John Hancock, you wonder if they're a Cahill, Vesper, or none of the above

You made four accounts on the 39 Clues website, one for each branch, so you could read all the files

Your parents roll their eyes whenever you bring it up, because you talk about it WAY too much

You sign your E-mails with what ever your alias is on your agent card on the 39 Clues website

You started liking History because 1) Amy and Jonah like it 2) You need to prepare for the hunt, and 3) You need to know more about your relatives

You want to be trilingual just because Nellie is

You found, and memorized, all 39 Clues from the official website

You try to live up to the expectations of your branch: you're an Ekaterina, so you're constantly trying to get better at math and/or science; you're a Janus, so you're always practicing music, writing and drawing; you're a Lucian, so you're always trying to solve puzzles and get better at, I mean acting; you're a Tomas, so you're always trying to do brave things, like water skiing.

You buy everything 39 Clues you can get your hands on

You've learned, and memorized, everything there is to know about the Cahills and the 39 Clues contest

You're going to buy the movie when it comes out, even if it stinks (which you know it will because that's how it is with books-turned-into-movies, they're never as good as the books themselves)

You hate it when people remind you that the 39 Clues aren't real, and come up with a hundred reasons why it vary well possibly could be real

Most of your daydreams consist of at least one character from the 39 Clues series

You have a crush on one of the book characters

Whenever you get something 39 Clues related for your birthday, Christmas, etc. you start flipping out, rejoicing in being able to add to your 39 Clues collection

You actually HAVE a 39 Clues collection

You spend most (if not all) of your allowance on the Card Packs (in between the books, of course)

You wish you could meet the people that play the characters in person

You wish you could meet all the authors

You've declared September 27th national "Cahills Made Up Day!" or something close to that (see book ten, page 326, line 18, words 4 through 6 for confirmation!)

You want to take a trip around the world, and stop at all the places Amy and Dan went

You buy every book the day it comes out, no later then the day after it comes out

You have actually tried to put together the clues

You confuse your history teacher as to why you know so much about some historical figures and absolutely nothing about others

You have the first two pages of chapter 14 in book 3 memorized
You make your parents take the quiz to see what branch they are

When you lost the board game the first time you cried because you thought it meant you weren't a good Clue-hunter You predicted that the Madrigal's were started by someone named Madeleine (or something close to that)

You knew someone named V was a problem before the 10th book because in the booklet of the fourth card pack it says "Could he be V?"

You read Shakespeare just to learn the insults like Dan

When you're mad at someone you call them a "Slimy Lucian" even though they have no idea what you're talking about

Every time you hear a love song you think of Ian and Amy

You have rewritten a song to be a Cahill version

You actually realized that Ian and Amy started liking each other the same way Hope and Author did

You speculate as to who Irina's child's father is

You think there is no way on Earth Irina's dead because she's too cool for that

You have plans to break into the KGB just to get Irina's fingernail things

You started saying "dissing" because Jonah does

You guessed who the Man In Black was, and you were right

The wallpaper on your computer has something to do with the 39 Clues

You can give the title and color of the books without thinking

You bought a book just because it was written by one of the authors

You desperately want to be in the movie

You cheer every time someone says "39"

You "go all Lucian" on anyone who disses the books

You say "go all Lucian"

You say "your Janus is showing" or Ekat, or Tomas...

Even thought they haven't read them, your friends know everything about the books

You try to "convert" Twilight fans
You wish your branch would just contact you already

You use Google translate to learn Russian words that would "even embarrass Surge"

You figured out how to turn word documents into PDF files just so you could put your favorite 39 clues fanfictions on your E-reader.

Your librarian is annoyed with you because you keep asking for Love's Labour's Won and when she tells you it doesn't exist you scream "YOU'RE NOT A CAHILL!" *gasp*

When someone says "Perry the Platypus" you intently ask if they mean "Hamilton Pierre Holt"

Now you really want to take ballet to be more like Reagan

Now you don't like clowns because of Irina

The only color you write in is purple

If you read this, and your head was on none-stop nod-mode, copy and paste this on your page! --By Lieutenant Evergreen (Added to by LucianGurl39)

If you support Ian and Amy paste the following on your profile:

Ian's Nightmare

Ian Kabra was trapped.

Then he heard it, like a phantom wisper

"Ian, I'm gonna get you"

Amy's voice was loud, surrounding him

"Ian, I'm at your parents room"

Ian tried to call out, to repent, to say he was sorry, and that he loved her, but his voice wouldn't work

"Ian, They're dead"

No. Not again. The same nightmare, every night science Pukhansan

"Ian, I'm at the stairs now"

Ian wanted to scream, to run away, to escape this madhouse, but it was like he was welded in place

"Ian, I'm at your sister's room"

Why, why did he do it! He liked her, no he loved her

"Ian, she's dead"

He knew. He knew this dream. He knew who was next

"Ian, why'd you do it?"

He tried, once again, to tell her why his parents made him, but still no words came out

"Ian, did you care?"

"Yes!" he wanted to cry out, but still no sound came

"Ian, I gonna get you"

"No" he thought "Not again"

"Ian, I'm here"

There she was. Amy Cahill her skin pale, her herself dead, and weilding a knife.

"Ian, your..."

A sharp pain arose in Ian's chest



Ian woke up in a cold sweat.

Only a dream. He looked at the clock.

6:42 am. Still time, still time to repent. The time was now.

He picked up the phone and dialed. A soft voice stuttered on the other end. "H-hello?" it said. Ian took a long breath, and said

"I'm sorry love''

If you are one of the few middle school girls who haven't given in to makeup, copy/paste this on their page.

If shopping in the mall makes you ill and you think it's a waste of time, copy/paste this on your page.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile i you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have way too much stuff on your Fanfiction profile, but don't want to take anything out since you can't decide or don't know what to take out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Christian, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you belive in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christains will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group put this on your profile. If you denie it you are denieing Jesus Christ yourself. In the bible it says that if you denie him he will denie you right in front off his father. So put this on your file if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven. Please do this. :D :D :D :D

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Stupid recall warnings:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Yep, I'm going to blow dry my hair while I'm sleeping. Maybe I'm sleep walking.)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(Interesting... so in order to be a winner I need to steal the bag?)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(Place the soap under running water and then wash your hands?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But I want a POPSICLE!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Okay, obviousilly the guy or gal who wrote this must have been drunk or something.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(*starcastlily* I didn't know THAT.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(The party is in 30 minutes though.)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(This is why there's been so many accidents?)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(That's why I'm taking this, Genieus!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
("Here you fo sweety. Now go kill your brothers.)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(There aren't christmas trees and houses in space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(There must have been an incident.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(Hence the term peaNUTS.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(What did they think we were going to do? Stick them in our ears.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(I couldn't find the switch!)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Is that a mob of angry kids i hear?)


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

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A Sudden Glitch: Switched by Blue Little Hearts reviews
After the Vespers dominate the Cahill world, Amy, Dan and former Clue hunters take charge. But a horrible surprise causes a big switch for the Cahills. With all this happening, it's up to Nellie to get things back to normal. Slight Amy/Ian for later chapters.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,314 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Amy C., Nellie G., Fiske C./Man in Black, Ian K.
The Blog of Amy Cahill Hacked once more by Athens Eternal Maiden reviews
Amy Cahill has a blog, and Ian Kabra hacks it. So simple. But, what will happen if the BOTH answer you comment questions. Somthing funny, that's what! T for paranoia
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,230 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Just the Beginning by NikkiSweets reviews
The clue hunt ended, but that not the ending. The Vespers are coming. Now Dan and Amy find that they had a cousin, Alexa, and Alexa had been living with Vesper for 2 years. Rated T just in case. This summary sucks, I know. Edited by MagicCahill.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,963 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Amy C., Ian K.
The War Hawks by SugarQueen8490 reviews
"We've dealt with the Vespers before. We can deal with them again," he said. She shook her head. "You don't get it. This time it's different. This time only the strongest will survive. So... so lead me to heaven when we die."
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,203 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Amy C., Ian K.
The Blog of Ian Kabra Uncut and Abroad by Athens Eternal Maiden reviews
TA-DA! This is the sequel to The Blog of Amy Cahill Hacked once more. Question and Ian and Amy will answer. T for no reason.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,694 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Ian K., Amy C.
Brought Together by Luv the Legend reviews
A year after winning the Clue Hunt, Amy goes back to school to find Ian Kabra already there! But then, a mysterious Vesper boy with a certain charm kidnaps Amy and takes her...where? What if nobody can find her? What if...she doesn't want to go back?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,702 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Amy C., Ian K.
Left behind through darrion's eyes by qwerty34 reviews
This is a story based on the kids book but it's through darrions eyes see how she thinks when all the thigs happen to the left behind kids! PS i think i'll let Ryan live! sooo you will see more D&R
Left Behind - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011
Reading The 39 Clues by bookgirl39 reviews
Ian and Amy are kidnapped and forced to read the 39 clues! I know it's over done but I wanted to do this. IanxAmy
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Amy C., Ian K.
Inside the Box by NomadGirl12 reviews
Amy and Ian are stuck inside a small room together for a few days. What chaos shall ensue? My first 39 clues fanfiction, AmyxIan.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Amy's Inbox by Alex Almighty reviews
Amy sends one email that starts many conversations with none other then the Kabras! The story records all their contacting before Medusa's Plot including Vesper's Rising in Ian's perspective! Find out what happens during the times out of the books.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,484 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Poems of Death by DramaRose13 reviews
Five poems about the devil of Disney. I do not own anything! To all my readers: This is as far as I go with the horror genre.
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Chernabog - Complete
StLouis Clue by elana10202 reviews
The family ends up in St.Louis. There is a new girl to. Betrayal, and Love... What will happen? Who will end up heart broken? Dan? Amber? Ian? Amy? Hamilton? The editing is bad at the beginning, but is a lot better later! Please do not review on edditing.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,173 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Amy C., Ian K.
What is Love? by Kaye Nightshade reviews
These will be possibly a collection of drabbles asking them What is Love. More details if you read the story... CHAPTER 7 is up! OFFICIAL HIATUS.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011
Dodge Ball by tomasgurl39 reviews
Every one in the 39 clues are playing dodge ball today. what will happen?
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
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Who says reviews
For Ninja's contest!
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Back to the Past reviews
When Fiske adopts a 12 year-old girl and the Kabras come over. Everything seems like it's going to go great. Then out of no where they are all zapped back to the 18th century.Will Ian and Amy's relationship blossom or will everything just fall apart?
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Amy C., Ian K.
In the Middle reviews
What if Amy and Dan had a cousin who had gone with them t d the hunt? What if at Grace's funeral strange things start to happen to that cousin? In order to find out click here!
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Amy C., Dan C.