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Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

ANNOUNCEMENT: If you are here for list fanfics, please go to instead. They are not allowed on fanfiction.net, so I have removed them and will be placing them there shortly. I know there's nothing there as of yet but there will be once I figure out their system. I'll be posting regular stories here and list fics there. Sorry for any inconvenience caused by this, I just don't want my account getting suspended when I could just move the stories elsewhere. Thanks.

Name: I'm not going to put it on here, so just call me by my pen-name, please. :)

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Favourite Anime/Manga: Death Note, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto, Vampire Knight, RosarioVampire, Chibi Vampire, Black Butler, Bleach

Favourite Books: Harry Potter series, Skulduggery Pleasant series, House of Night series, Gone series, Percy Jackson series and quite a few others.

(I've removed the quizzes; they took up too much room and were starting to annoy me. I figure the above is really all you need to know about me. If you feel you need to know more, feel free to PM me.)

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Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 266 - Words: 90,134 - Reviews: 5490 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 7/23/2009
K by Dlvvanzor reviews
Young Light's parents are murdered and he's sent to Wammy's. For a while, he's thrilled- it's challenging AND he's meeting people like A and C! ...And L. Jerk. Then B shows up, and, well... stuff goes bad. Fast. With havoc as only B can wreak. LxL AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 79,586 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Light Y., L
Sex Ed by xElementFivex reviews
The stupid egg was not Mello's baby, any more than the stupid redhead was his new husband. Welcome to the Wammy's class project from hell.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,548 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Mello, Matt
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2218 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Let The Battles Begin! by AEonVicious reviews
Learning to speak Russian? Pft... How hard could that be?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,670 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 8/6/2010 - America, Russia
If the FAYZ had Facebook by Written Blood reviews
What would happen if a FAYZ version of Facebook was created? Slight OOC, mostly fooling about in general. Pure parody. 10/05/13: NEW CHAPTER! I'M SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012
100 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks by Feeding-The-Wolves reviews
I published the original version of this last year, and got some very interesting feedback. Most of it was positive, but I thought some of my reasons were a bit childish, so I'm currently rewriting them. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,583 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 9/20/2011
The courting of Alfred Jones by Willona reviews
Alfred Jones is the most popular guy in school and also extremely homophobic. This is why Arthur is his new favourite 'victim', but Arthur has no intentions of grovelling in the dust for him. Punk!ArthurxJock!Alfred, past FrUk. Sorry this is on hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,382 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - America, England/Britain
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 5,719 - Follows: 2,513 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Sister Swap by MoonlightNinja55 reviews
"Hold on. Liechtenstein THREATENING Switzerland? Belarus AVOIDING Russia instead of obsessively stalking him? Either this is a sign of the Apocalypse, or I somehow poured beer into my cereal this morning," all the nations thought along these lines.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,673 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011
Deadboy by plannedbyReaperLight reviews
Well, Aizawa never expected to see HIM again. It seems Kira is still trying to give him a heart attack. Post series. No pairings.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Light Y., Aizawa S.
My Total Conquest of Pretty Boy by Shizuka Aralia reviews
So my life totally sucked just then. Like seriously it did. But then this random guy named Toris like totally tripped on my foot. LietXPoland AU M for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,932 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Poland, Lithuania
Ashes by sable113 reviews
"Sometimes I wish the world would burn away, leaving nothing but ashes." The untold story of Portia, Cinna's fellow stylist and best friend. Please enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Portia, Cinna - Complete
I'll Give The Audience A Good Show by vanella reviews
'Too dangerous' Clove thought to herself. 'Does he know me at all'
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Mihael Keehl's Incredibly No Good, Very Bad Year by xElementFivex reviews
Mello's diary. His thoughts on everything from Near's undying hatred to Matt's potential case of rabies. Life isn't any easier just because you're a hot, leather wearing genius.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Mello
The Contest of Deep Dark Secrets by Ratt9 reviews
Light proposes a contest where everyone has to write down their embarrassing secrets, and everyone tries to figure out which secret goes to whom. Who chased clowns with forks? Who draws themselves wearing bras? Who has a Barney the Dinosaur obsession?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,473 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - L, Light Y.
Marry Belarus's Letters! MARRY THEM! by myangelofthursday reviews
Belarus is now accepting post. OC's, states/cities, fans all accepted! Rated T for now, might change if I get any...interesting...letters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 251 - Words: 55,588 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Belarus
Beautiful Disaster by Secret Account 11 reviews
Tamaki is always telling Kyoya about how he already knows who he's meant to spend the rest of his life with. One day, Kyoya begins to wonder if that person is Kyoya himself. Pairing is KyoyaxTamaki.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Rules for Hetalia at the Beach by Lumoa reviews
A loooooong list of what the countries of the world are not allowed to do at the beach. Suggestions for the list are closed now, thank you all for helping!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
Orange by Satan's Sweeties reviews
Orange: a secondary color created by mixing the primary colors red and yellow. Collection of Mello/Matt stories; as such, it will contain shounen-ai/yaoi, strong language, and general awesomeness-it's Mello and Matt, awesomeness in its purest form.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 63,986 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Mello, Matt
Part Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy by Save the Rave reviews
AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 423,076 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, Canada
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
100 Things England Is Not Allowed To Do by jimmynovakuumcleaner reviews
As it says in the title, this is a list of 100 things England is not allowed to do.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Belarus's BrotherStalking Journal by jimmynovakuumcleaner reviews
When Russia gives Belarus a diary to record her feelings in, of course she's going to do as her brother asks. But on the days leading up to her birthday, she starts to trust her brother less, and rely on someone else more... EstBel & RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Belarus, Estonia
You're Dysfunctional! by MightySwordPen reviews
I, Alex Brady, just signed up for the biggest mistake of my life. Now I have to take care of a perverted Frenchman, a gender-neutral chibi thing, and a trigger happy chocolate lover for a full year! Inspired by LolliDictator's manual guides.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,081 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - France
Food Dancing by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
Spain's voice was a friendly purr, lips curled into a lazy, sexy sprawl of contentment that made America's mouth go dry and his stomach flop, his palms going sweaty. Hot damn, when had the Spaniard become so irresistible?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - America, Spain - Complete
The Passive–Aggression of Matthew Williams by Hane no Zaia reviews
HIATUS. I am Matthew "Maple" Williams, 19, also unknown as Who? Invisible eighty-seven percent of the time, mistaken for my brother for the remaining thirteen. This is my story. This is my life. And this... this is my blog.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,987 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Canada
How to Annoy by FlutterStutterBOOMBOOM reviews
Yes, it's been done, but never by ME! This is how to harass, bother, aggravate, and generally make each character from Death Note hate you.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010
The Meaningful Moment by anoblevolunteer reviews
What if Lemony Snicket had decided not to give Violet and Quigley some privacy? What if Lemony Snicket had decided to tell us exactly what happenend between the two orphans on Mount Fraught?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Violet B., Quigley Q. - Complete
Of Sweet And Sour by WookieCookie reviews
The two most common things in Takuma's life are Zero and Zero's mischievous behaviors. AU Unbeta-ed
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Takuma I., Zero K. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by Dlvvanzor reviews
When it becomes apparent that touching the Death Note isn't the only way to regain memories, L must do the impossible to save the one he loves. But with Mello and Near disappearing and an addictive Death Note... LxL, Light POV. Character death. REWRITE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 117,349 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Treasure by 4thespada-ulquiorra reviews
Kyoya comes across an old photo album when packing for college, and wonders what might happen if it were found.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Unrequited by Of Kings and Queens reviews
It's saddest thing in the world, to love someone who used to love you. TamaKyo. One Shot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
100 Things Norway Is Not Allowed To Do by jimmynovakuumcleaner reviews
Exactly what it says in the title! Contains a bit of DenNor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Norway - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins by have-a-cookie reviews
K y o y a is greed. T a m a k i is pride. M i t s u k u n i is gluttony. Which sin are you?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Complete
In a Word: Epic by Anon Fishy-chan reviews
Hungary gives Estonia an interesting proposal at a World Meeting, and one week to decide if he accepts it or not. One week which is going to be the craziest week of his life. Told in the form of Estonia's blog posts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Estonia - Complete
How Not to Write Hetalia Fanfiction by sajere1 reviews
Parodyfic. Look at your fanfiction. Now back to this one. Now back to yours. Now back to this one. If they're anything alike, go take a writing class right now. In which Sajere1 explores equally terrible ways to write a USUK short.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Interview With The Allies by angelinthesky-121 reviews
A Short interview with The Allies During WW2.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Flour Baby by Dlvvanzor reviews
Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Absolutely Invincible British Post Office by SakuraChiyo reviews
Inspired by all the Hetalia letter services, England/Britain/UK/Igirisu/Arthur Kirkland/Artie/Iggy's boss has decided to see if an international post office box would boost international relations... what joy he brings to England... Free P P
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1062 - Words: 267,166 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - England/Britain
ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased an ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Spain - Complete
The Nordic 5 Want Your Letters, Too! by jimmynovakuumcleaner reviews
Denmark has decided that he wants people's letters too, and he's dragged the rest of the Nordics into taking part! Denny & Fin are the 2 main characters cos they're the only ones who want to do this... :D UNLIKELY TO BE UPDATED EVER AGAIN SORRY
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 16,069 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Denmark, Finland - Complete
TAKASHI MORINOZUKA: User Guide and Manual by have-a-cookie reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own TAKASHI MORINOZUKA unit. This manual was made to ensure that you, the user, could get as much potential from your TAKASHI MORINOZUKA unit as possible.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Cut Brilliance by The One Called Demetra reviews
Near is L, perfected. -A drabble I found while cleaning out some old files.-
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Near - Complete
TAMAKI SUOH: User Guide and Manual by have-a-cookie reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own TAMAKI SUOH unit. This manual was made to ensure that you, the user, could get as much potential from your TAMAKI SUOH unit as possible.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Tamaki S. - Complete
Canvas by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
Matthias Kohler, star athlete and teenaged ladykiller, falls for the quirky and cheerful art student Alfred Jones. Denmark/America, rated for sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Denmark, America - Complete
Babysitting Project by MostlyxShortxStories reviews
L is assigned the task of babysitting two year old Near for two weeks, and also a four year old Mello. Things can't be too bad, right? Wrong, especially when he learns that he'll be having the help of Beyond. DISCONTINUED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,385 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - L, BB - Complete
KYOYA OOTORI: User Guide and Manual by have-a-cookie reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own KYOYA OOTORI unit. This manual was made to ensure that you, the user, could get as much potential from your KYOYA OOTORI unit as possible.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Kyōya O. - Complete
My Idiot Boyfriend by gossamer - glass reviews
There's the Nice Boyfriend, and then there's My Idiot Boyfriend. The tsunderes of Hetalia rant about their boyfriends. T for cursing and sexual implications. You can request any pairing for me to write, and I will.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,139 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011
Golden by FlutterStutterBOOMBOOM reviews
See. Hear. Touch. Taste. Smell. The fives senses. But there is another ability most humans have, one we take for granted, one we don't realize the importance of until we meet someone without it. Two, actually- if you count love, that is. MxM.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,950 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Not in Love by yourveryownocturne reviews
A look into the man behind the detective. L's personal thoughts & musings, his intuition and attraction to the man behind Kira. Please R&R!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - L, Light Y.
So Bad at This by gossamer - glass reviews
#Rome/Germania and side pairings, sex implications and cursing# Rome and Germania really fail at watching over their grandchildren and protecting them from the evils of sex - even when said grandchildren are right under their noses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Germania, Ancient Rome
I Can Never by gossamer - glass reviews
Rules for what the countries are not allowed to do. Rated T for swearing, sexual innuendo, and violence. First three chapters are the Bad Touch Trio.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
Diaries Are For Girls, and Guys Named Alfred by dellums reviews
Follow resident high school student extraordinaire Alfred Jones through his junior year in the form of slang-ridden diary entries. A story of detention, something that could have been love, something that is actually love, loss, love again, a lot of foreign exchange students for some reason, and very bad humor because I was thirteen when I wrote this, give me a break.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,126 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Japan, America - Complete
L is for Lithuania and R is for Russia by Pit-Trap reviews
A is for apple. B is for bartender. C is for coffin. Follow Russia and Lithuania through the entire alphabet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,890 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
FRANCIS BONNEFOIS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a FRANCIS BONNEFOIS unit! In order to ensure your personal safety and mental health, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/26/2011 - France - Complete
Definitely Not Fantasizing by Dlvvanzor reviews
Because L was definitely not just having some kind of fantasy about his coworker. Definitely not. Drabble, LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Un Beso Con Tú y Sólo Tú by Satan's Sweeties reviews
Lovino wants his first kiss to be with Antonio, and come hell, high water, or rotten tomatoes, he's going to kiss the idiot. And Antonio's gonna damn well like it. Spamano, side PruCan and USUK. Cute and funny fluff, rated for language. High school AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
How to Become a Successful Nation by Satan's Sweeties reviews
When someone's nice enough to send you a list of things to help you out in life, you should probably read it and follow it. Unless you're America, of course; then you completely disregard it. Crack. Historical. Drunk!US/Canada, implied GerIta and Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2011 - America - Complete
Mello's NUMBER ONE Guide to Writing Fanfiction by Satan's Sweeties reviews
I am Mello. I will be your friendly neighborhood narrator-slash-basher-slash-bastard during your little trip into the realms of writing Death Note fanfictions and such. Learn about grammar, OOC-ness, Mary-Sues, the dark recesses of shipping, and more.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Mello - Complete
Sincerity by Dlvvanzor reviews
Wedy always HAD loved fake things. Onesided Wedy/Aiber oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Wedy, Aiber - Complete
You Always Do by jimmynovakuumcleaner reviews
A little song I made up about Valkyrie and Fletcher last year. I hope you like it, I'm not much of a poetry/song lyric writing person!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Fletcher R., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
The Scene by FlutterStutterBOOMBOOM reviews
Matt's trying to take an exam, but he has some very important things on his mind. Very important, very troubling, very distracting things. Matt may not test well, but he sure knows how to make a scene. Oneshot for Matt's birthday, pure MxM fluff.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Gay by Esareh reviews
Mello has a problem. Roger hates his job. Slight crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Mello, Roger
Chronological Conundrum by Satan's Sweeties reviews
I inhaled sharply, sucking my cheeks in and biting the inside of my mouth. "It would appear as though I have somehow become sixteen again." L/Light, small Mello/Matt and Near/floor, sparse language, humor, altered circumstances.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - L, Light Y.
Bubblegum by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU. In which Ludwig Beillschmidt decides that, yes, his sister is officially crazy. Ger/fem!Pru
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Germany, Prussia
ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an ALFRED F. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America - Complete
Mirror Mirror by Dlvvanzor reviews
Light never hated L more than in the moment his father had a heart attack. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
That Evil Little Sexy Pants by narbiglarb reviews
You know Voldy? Yeah. Bellatrix likes him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
An Absolute Ferret by imbananasfordananas reviews
Harry's thoughts on the subjuct of Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
All I Want For Christmas Is A CrossDresser by xElementFivex reviews
Christmas is approaching and that means it's time to meet the parents. The only problem? Matt kinda, sorta told his parents Mello was a chick. It might actually work... with a dress, makeup, and a Christmas miracle, that is.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Mello
Do You Remember, Mello? by Satan's Sweeties reviews
Do you remember when we first met? Do you remember how many times I've told you I loved you? Do you even remember that I'm your friend? Or have you changed so much you can't even remember who you are? One-sided Matt/Mello, suicide, sparse language, AUish
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Endless Possibilities by leader of lights reviews
Once Antonio became the Edelsteins's gardener, he found himself entranced by the piano music that accompanied his work every morning. He didn't expect the man behind the music to steal his heart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Spain, Austria - Complete
Sealandic Code of Conduct by IronicNarwhal reviews
101 things the Principality of Sealand, Peter Kirkland, is not allowed to do at World Meetings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sealand - Complete
Vermilion Heart by SakuraGirl25 reviews
Aidou falls for a certain prefect. Rating has changed to M. Yaoi.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 173,651 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Zero K., Hanabusa A. - Complete
VASH ZWINGLI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a VASH ZWINGLI unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with your new buy, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Switzerland - Complete
Chat Room by Atreyl reviews
Light, L, BB, Matt, Mello, and Near in a chat room, with the special appearances of fangirls and Mikami. This should be interesting.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Because I Hate You by Glalie773 reviews
"You're fifteen," I managed, not exactly knowing what else to say. "You're... too young." Matt/Mello, and a smug Near. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Symptoms of Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
The Marauders make a list. Nuff said. Read the title . Marauders era. It's sorta friendship, humor, general, with some other genres in there too. PLEASE R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Heterosexualia by dreams.of.destiny reviews
Crackfic. In which the female nations try to put the OW in yaoi and the male nations try to put the HET in Hetalia. Naturally, massive cast list and even larger pairing list ensues. Sort of.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
100 Things Greece Shouldn't Do by TeutonicFlower reviews
Greece isn't always a quiet, sleepy philosopher.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Greece
Sex Text by xElementFivex reviews
Mello just got text messaging, but he's not too fond of this new technology. Luckily, Near and Matt seem to know what they're doing and that spells bad news for Mello. Crack. OOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Tragedy of Mary Sue by The One Called Demetra reviews
Mary Sue - truly the most tragic of creatures. After all, they are but puppets to their cruel, ungrammatical mistresses. The appeals they make in the space between the pages are left unheard. One such creature attempts to amend this, and tells her story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
The Winter Scarf by lirance reviews
The eagle screams into his throat, but the vodka burns its blood away." Ivan and wounds and the nature of slow insanity, across half a century. China and Finland cameos.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Russia, China - Complete
Contradictory by fiftysix-luver reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Yoshio Ootori knew his son very well. That, until the Suoh Heir and the Host Club came to his house… HUMOR. Hints of TamaKyo and TwinsHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
I Kissed a Guy by Synonymous Brian reviews
In which Raito confesses his doings with L to the Task Force through a modified pop song. Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. CRACK. MAJOR OOCNESS. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Yaoi 101 by Stavi reviews
You are Uchiha Sasuke, its time you teach the class everything you know about the very special 'uke'. Chap 2: You are Uzumaki Naruto, its time you helped save your kind, the uke, and warn them about the evil 'seme'. Yaoi and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Ivan's Diary reviews
Ivan's guidance counsellor forces him to keep a diary for a month... But a lot changes in a month, right? Rated for implied situations and mild language. Set in an AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,609 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Russia
A Russian Christmas reviews
Russia reminisces about Christmases during the Soviet Union. Rated for angst. NO BALTIC ABUSE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete