D.L. Hanson
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Joined 01-29-11, id: 2726887, Profile Updated: 07-03-14
Author has written 8 stories for Gravitation, FAKE, Okane ga Nai, and Great Gatsby.

i'm very simple

blonde soccer players are hot

i am not and will never be against plastic surgery as long and you have the guts to admit it

i am not against guys wearing make up, especially since some guys RLY need it

i'm not homophobic, actually i think boy x boy is hot, as you will notice

i write a variety of stuff, mostly love stories

i take a long time to update so i have decided to keep things short and simple so most of what i write will be 1-2 shots

sometimes a reply to reviews, sometimes i dont

i am a firm believer of happily ever afters, the story can be as sad as you want but there has to be a happy ending, and no ending up in heaven together it not a happy ending

i like yuki x shu, those who are against them or change them sicken me

seguchi tohma rules the universe

i absolutely hate ronald weasley, if i could give him plastic surgery i would

i am a dramione fan, end of discussion

sasu x naru pwns sasu x saku anyday

kanou x ayase all day, kuba can die in a corner for all i care

kurama x hiei enough said

taki and goh are adorable and will be together forever

Ryo x Dee warms my heart every time

yunjae is real and you know it

eunhae all day, fishies and monkeys were meant to be together

heechul is a woman, just because SHE got surgery that doesnt change the fact that SHE is a woman

i am a SFC, cassie, ELF, string, hottest, cloud, boice, primadona, A, TripleS, Kiss Me, shawol (blinger to be specific), and inspirit

i like cheese

I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I have straight A's, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST worship the devil.

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Jump Then Fall, Into Me by UnderneathTheRose reviews
They've been together for years. Now, after viewing the relationships of those around them, they are forced to look into their own. What they find brings them to a fork in the road. Is their love strong enough to hold them together?
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,986 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Umbrella Memories by TheWitchBaby reviews
It didn't seem so important. It was just an offer of aid to an injured man. Nothing more then a dime store umbrella, now falling apart and no longer useful. But to Kanou, it was everything. Implied Yaoi but no smex. FLUFFY LIKE UNICORNS! :D
Okane ga Nai - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Kanou S., Ayase Y. - Complete
Long Distance Calling by TheWitchBaby reviews
Giftfic for Onige-a for being my 100th reviewer on No Money, No Love Ayase would never again call Kanou when he was away on a business... YAOI PWP Some OOC-ness and lots of smexing ;
Okane ga Nai - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Kanou S., Ayase Y. - Complete
You Love Me! by Skylark Evanson reviews
"Dex, I bought you Snickers."
This Lullaby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
I Love You by MadScientistV reviews
Just a little somethin somethin. Wrote some of it during class, finished it a few days later at home. I OWN NOTHING! Hope you enjoy.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Otori C., Shishido R. - Complete
Facebook Status: Omake by chidoriamane reviews
If "Ryoma Echizen is in a Relationship" is already an intriguing topic, what more could "Shuusuke Fuji is engaged to Kunimitsu Tezuka" be?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Fuji S., Tezuka K. - Complete
Instead of Truffles by Proverbial Pumpkin reviews
Being stranded in the rain can really make or break your night. K/Tohma, PWP.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - K, Touma S. - Complete
The Way I Want You by SAL-Chan reviews
The way Ryo shows how much he wants Dee is a little....um, well....M for language, I guess....
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
The beautiful side of somewhere by homopallo reviews
Shishido's thinking about Ohtori and his own feelings towards his doubles partner. The boys find themselves at the closest McDonald's with the rest of Hyoutei regulars. Later Ohtori asks Shishido to stay over.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Otori C., Shishido R. - Complete
Better Than Me by FFirst2L reviews
Yuki has never been so depressed in his life and living almost a month without his lover is really taking it's toll...but will Yuki take Shuichi back or will he do something different or something OOC? Songfic, Mentioning of Violence, Language.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
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Yuki's Playlist reviews
What do you think Yuki listens to when Shuichi isn't singing along to all his Nittle Grasper CDs? I wonder... A moment's inspiration, nothing special. Rated T because I feel silly rating it any lower.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
On Vacation reviews
Yuki and Shuichi are going on vacation... Sort of... Somehow being on vacation gave Yuki a bigger headache then working at home. rated M for later, later chapters. not much else to say...
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,670 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y.
Fabrication of the American Dream
Fitzgerald uses Symbols and Imagery to Exhibit how Wealth and the Hollowness of the Upper Class Fabricate the American Dream. Essay
Great Gatsby - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Complete
Yuki's Secrets reviews
What goes on in Eiri Yuki's head? Let's find out shall we? Two-shot minor lemon Rated TV-14 if anything
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
My One in a Million reviews
Ryo's thoughts about his relationship with Dee over the years plus a little story at the end, songfic, please answer the questions at the end too
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Raining reviews
short drabble about thunderstorms, absolute fluff nothing special rated T because i feel silly otherwise but to be honest it could be rated K except i put like one swear sort of... anyways R&R
Okane ga Nai - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kanou S., Ayase Y. - Complete
Checkmate reviews
Dee gets anxious because Ryo is in Berkeley's office for hours on end. At home, the question comes up and turns into somewhat of a lover's spat. How will things turn out? What IS Ryo doing in there? fluffy lemony lime smut, Ryo x Dee
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Complete
When You're Gone songifc reviews
Yuki thinks about Shuichi when he's gone. Never know what you've got til its not there right? I know it sounds sad but its really isn't... When You're Gone by Avril Lavigne songfic
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete