Author has written 12 stories for House of Night, Sweep, Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare, Mortal Instruments, Twilight, Glee, Bones, and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D..
I love House of Night (HoN) and The Study Series I totally recommend both lol! Also, I am previously ZoeyAndStarkForeverAndAlways
I only write sad stories lol, but they always have happy endings and strong female leads :)
Why is the rum gone?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!
"You know, for pirates, we sure are an unimaginative lot at naming things. I once sailed with a man that had lost both his arms and part of his eye."
Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.
"It's not possible!" "Not probable."
“You're pirates. Hang the code, and hang the rules. They're more like guidelines anyway.”
“You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one: sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you're completely obsessed with treasure.”
"So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?"
Will you tell me something? Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel? Er... rather damsel in distress? Either one.
Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard that before.
"What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "No, what are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "No, what are you doing?" "What are you doing? Hmm. Captain gives orders on the ship." "The Captain of this ship is giving orders!" "My ship, makes me captain!" "They be my charts!" "That makes you Chart-man!" "Stow it! The both of you! That's an order! Understand!...Sorry, I just thought that with the Captain issue in doubt I'd just throw in my name for consideration. Sorry."
Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't, this'd probably never work…. And that was without even a single drop of rum.
Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past.
One of you succeeded.
Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
Up is down. That's just maddingly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?
Nobody move! Dropped me brain
You may throw my hat if you wish...Now go and get it
This is Barbaric! This is no way for grown men to... Oh, Fine! Let's just pull out our swords and start banging away at each other. That will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked PIRATES!
Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?
"Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!"
What about Jack? I can't leave without him! Time to go.
"There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing."
You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.
Anido. Anido! Follow my voice, follow my voice! To the left. No! Other left. Go... No, that's a tree.
Oh, Mother Carey's chickens! What happened?
"I'm Choosing Good Over Evil, Light Over Darkness. I Choose My Humanity"- Hunted. Stark
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, CetaBabe, Ryuuwriter, WiccaChick98, AnnieHonson, ZoeyAndStarkForeverAndAlways