Author has written 18 stories for Mentalist, and Hawaii Five-0.
NOTE: Due to recent Microsoft updates that have killed my media player, made Microsoft Word unusable, and turned the posting of stories on Fanfiction into an incredibly stressful ordeal, I feel I must impart this quote from '50 Nerds of Grey':
“I’ve been a very bad girl.” she said, biting her lip. “I need to be punished.”
“Very well.” he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
Anyway, moving on . . .
California native but don't like being in the sun, have never been on a surfboard and have never even learned to swim. Lived in Hollywood for a while - interesting place with excellent bagels but not for the tender of heart.
Favorite California moment: During rainstorms one year, Malibu had serious flooding and mudslides. Resident to television reporter: "Dude, I knew it was all over when I saw the hot tub go sailing out the window!"
I apologize for my grammar and punctuation. Industrial strength ADD had me wandering off before we got to that part in English class. Writing, drawing, and plotting my revenge on whoever invented diets seemed to be vastly more satisfying. Fortunately, or not, none of those things really worked out for me. I write because I must . . . not because it contributes to my income.
My spelling usually isn't too horrendous but punctuation is my kryptonite. What's unfortunate for both writer and reader is that typing is not one of my more reliable skills and Imaginary Beta is my default proof reader if I can't con anyone else into the job. (It's a thankless task but I do provide coffee and cookies).
Any comments you'd care to make on my stories - good or bad - are welcome. Until I win the Pulitzer, I can't really afford to ignore suggestions that may improve my writing. If you've enabled pm's and haven't posted them anonymously; I will always try to reply to comments made on my stories. Thank you for reading.
Favorite Quotes: Insomnia is my greatest inspiration ~ Jon Stewart
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some damned good ideas! ~ Unknown.