That took me forever. Just to update my profile. What a sad person I am.

Name: Not telling

Location: Stalker

Gender: Blah

Sexuality: Bisexual(perferring guys)

Age: 13

That's it

Copy and pastes:

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population has tried to or does smoke pot. if ur part of the 2 percent that doesn't, copy&paste on ur pro.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile. (sometimes)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character (that is NOT a Cullen) put this in your profile.

If you love Klaus/Isadora to no end and think that they should’ve gotten together and Fiona should go fall in a Medesiod-Mycelium-infested ditch, copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

I saw this in lilmisswritergal4eva82719511's profile, the copy and pastes. I fit the descriptions, so...

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English with an 101.

(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions