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All the names I wanted were taken so I setteled for darkwolf300. Not much to say

I am 18 years old and my favourite anime/mamga is bleach

LOVE music fav band slipknot of course woow!!!

Buffy the vampire slayer-Faith

Bleach-Soi Fon/Yoruichi



Kurt Cobain-“I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.”

Kurt Cobain-“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are”

Me-"It's been a shit week lets celibrate with chocolate"

Soi fon-"Don't think for one moment that we're risking our lives on this fight. This is a fight to survive. Things like protecting the world are no more than moral causes that sound good. We will keep ourselves alive, keep you alive, and fight to protect all others from Aizen's hands."

V-"Ideas are bulletproof"

John kramer"Cherish your life"

Neville Longbottom "why is it always me?"

Dear Pain,

You've hurt me,You've cut me,You've kicked me while i was down but

It's made me a stronger person

So i thank you pain

(paste this to your profile if you relate DW300 I didn't write it but I think it's awesome)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I dont go on FACEBOOK everyday so I MUST be uncool
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I'm DYSLEXIC so I MUST be stupid.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I SPACE OUT so I MUST not be paying attention
I'm COVERED IN SCARS so I MUST cut myself
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST say "EH?" a lot


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Locus of Control by The Heavens' Answer reviews
101 years ago, Yoruichi left everything behind. We know what happened after she came back, but what about all the years in between? Chronicling a century of backstabbing politics, uneasy alliances and unsolved conspiracies, this is the story of Sui-Feng and her rise as the Commander of the Omnitsukido, Captain of the 2nd division and Corps Commander of the Executive Militia.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 197,151 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S.
Forging Bonds by rebelrsr reviews
There's a new Big Bad in Sunnydale. Will a shy witch and a renegade Slayer be able to forge a bond strong enough to help defeat it?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 155,801 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Faith L., Tara M.
The Girl Turned Shinigami by Kitty Petro reviews
This is the story of my alter ego Kitty Petro dying and comming to soul society, joining the shinigami accademy, gotei 13 and then what happens next. Much better than it sounds, promise. Changed to M for chapters that are about to come.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 109,575 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 6/21/2008
Murderous Intent by Strike-Kaminara-Sama reviews
Soi's been thrown in jail for a crime she committed. Her death is faked, and she is forcefully enrolled in a secret government facility called 'The Gotei 13', a company of deadly assassins. She ends up falling for her beautiful, witty and humorous captain in a place where love is strictly forbidden. What will happen? Read on! Contains Smut in later chapters, don't like, don't read
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,257 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng
A Bee Among Strawberries by eusocialdragon reviews
Sui-Feng AU. 100 years after she left Soul Society, Shaolin Feng gets caught up in the events of the Substitute Shinigami Arc. But will her actions help Ichigo, or advance the designs of a sinister conspiracy?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 173,042 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Suì-Fēng, Tatsuki A.
Facilis Descensus Averno by ThusSpokeRaven reviews
What if 'Game Change' was the beginning of a war between Alex and Nikita? Can Amanda hold on to Alex? This is an on-going AU fiction. It is Alexandra Udinov centric, but includes OC, Nikita, Micheal, Sean, Birkhoff, Sonia and Amanda. (Mentions of other characters from the series as well.) Although it is not exclusively Fem Slash, I consider this story primarily in that category.
Nikita - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 107,395 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Nikita, Alex, Amanda - Complete
Side by Side by uptightcrankyshadownet reviews
Alex's outbursts during pre-Division training and how Nikita handles them.
Nikita - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Nikita, Alex - Complete
Broken Bonds by rebelrsr reviews
There is a serial killer in Boston. What happens when Boston's finest partner with the Slayers Council's best operatives?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,696 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Faith L., Tara M. - Complete
Hopeful Hearts by Nickstar1991 reviews
The war is over, and Ichigo is powerless or is he, join Ichigo as he begins his journey to return to full power and finally get the girl he loves to notice him!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,703 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Ichigo K., Suì-Fēng
My Heart is Broken by Egyptian Princess of 1290 bc reviews
My take on Selene's thoughts before releasing Michael into the world. Her bond with Eve begins to grow as she realizes how important Eve and Michael are to her. First Underworld Fic...PLS R&R FINAL CHAPTER UP!
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,143 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Selene, Michael C. - Complete
Just a touch away from you by Razias reviews
Yoruichi x Soi Fon. The captain and lieutenant of the second squad are missing, and a new captain, Yoruichi Shihõin, is just about to take over controle in Soi Fon's squad.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,688 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S.
Something to Talk About by Leonhart17 reviews
Post season 7 - Willow has something she needs to tell Buffy and Xander about who she's been sleeping with... Moments from Willow and Faith's relationship.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 132,498 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Willow R., Faith L.
America Sucks! by Belle A Lestrange reviews
Yoruichi is a teacher. Soi is a student. A forbidden romance can blossom in the strictest of places. And american teenagers' views don't really help when Soi gets bullied ... severaly. Sucky Summary. Rated M for later chapters. Please R&R :D
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,328 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Streetwise by vanilla.barcode reviews
After witnessing her parents' death before her eyes, Soi fon has become mute…by choice and makes a living out of being a thief in the streets. Yorusoi, definitely.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,326 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng
The Day I Fell In Love With You by KillerDragon001 reviews
As Yoruichi Shihoin and Soi Fon watch the sunset together Soi Fon tells Yoruichi about the first day she saw the Shihoin Princess
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Childhood sweetheart by Kitty Petro reviews
Thanks to Yachiru stealing one of Mayuri's experimental potions, Soi Fon is turned into a 3 year old girl. What will happen with her? What will Yoruichi say when she finds out, and will Soi Fon ever turn back normal? YoruxSoi rated for moments of Yuri
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,590 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Zakarius never understood Yoruichi. Never understood her reasons for leaving. Never understood the woman herself. But that didn't mean he'd never try. A prequel story to And Where.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Suì-Fēng
Running by nottragedi reviews
The life of their child will forever change the tide of the Immortals' war.
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,447 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Selene, Michael C. - Complete
Underworld: My Immortal by Lady K2 reviews
One month after Viktor's death Selene and Michael find themselves the leaders of a renegade clan, but a seemingly chance encounter with a strange girl becomes the key to their salvation. More inside... SxM ship.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,255 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/7/2004 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Complete
Timeless Faith by Norwalker reviews
Third in a series begun by " Summer of faith". I just couldn't leave it alone, could I? Anyway, this part deal with how Faith and the rest deal with Buffy's death. And whatever follows. BF, thanks for reading - reviews welcome
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 146,381 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Faith L., Buffy S.